Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(52-54)
[52] Painless S ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇
Blind men enter the restaurant. Benny the owner of the restaurant as well as the role of a waiter came while thrusting a menu list.
"I am a blind man, of course I can not read the menu list, please bring a dirty spoon that has been used by visitors before and I will kiss it. From there I will know what is good to order" said the blind man.
He kissed her and said, "I ordered pepes of goldfish and sour vegetables".
A little surprised Benny wrote his order. The menu is indeed a favorite order of the restaurant.
A few days later, the blind man came again. Again He asked for a used spoon to be smelled, but not used up to eat pepes and vegetable acids. There is only one scoop used for the other menu.
"The smell of this spoon is delicious too, it seems to be used to eat grilled chicken with rice and pasta."
Benny agreed and the blind man ordered the dish.
The blind man came again a third time later. He came early when there was not a single visitor who came so there is no used spoon that can be proffered. I don't know where he came from - suddenly the nature of Benny's prank appears.
He went to his wife who played the role of a cook in the kitchen. He poured out a spoon and said, "Lilis, you put this spoon in your arms"
"What the hell, Mas??!!!" tanya Lilis did not understand.
"Udahlah just for the sake of the progress of our restaurant" said Benny half forced.
Lilis complies, rubbing the spoon in her "annu" and returning it to Benny. He brought the spoon to the blind man who was sitting waiting. As soon as He smelled it, wiping his forehead, the blind man said,
"Huhahh!! Lilis works here,...???
\[53\]Thyperaethyperaet ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ aem ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ u ⁇ by G ⁇ u
Ma'am Teacher: “Good, before going home anyone wants to ask?”
Bejo: “I Bu!”
Bu Master: “Iya, what is the question?”
Bejo: “Will Mom be my girlfriend?”
Teacher: “People like you want to be Mom's boyfriend?” Yuck! Ga pantes!
Bejo: “Trus handsome guy like me this pantesnya so whose girlfriend dong Bu?”
Ma'am Teacher: “You're such a wayward! That school is real. Studying seriously. Have any ideals the hell you?”
Bejo: “Punya dong Bu..”
Bu Teacher: “What are your ideals?”
Master Teacher: “Bejo..!! If you still like teasing Mom, I'll call the principal!”
Bejo: “Dih do not dong Bu, call Mas only to be more friendly..
Teacher's Office: @\_@
#\# Throwsepatu
[54] Fenugreek ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ paints
Gini nih ngadepin guy payboy lovebirds ....
Guy : HAi, can't you get acquainted?
Girl : Hi too, can I ...
Man: Which Child ?
Girl: Husband has no children
Guys: I mean where do you live ?
Girls: yes at home, time at the supermarket
Guys: yes, where is the house ??
Girl: the house is not everywhere, eg keong bring2 home ...
Guy : (%^%*^%^&%!!!) HP number is dech
Girl : HP Number ? why HP number? Scorched huh?
Guys: (pasta ni cewe.!!) that means I asked for your HP number ...
Girl : Don't bang ...
Guys: ah why?
Girl: I just have the HP number one, if I pass it to my brother so I don't have any more dong ...
Guys: What is your HP number ..??? *bikin' emotions are just girls..
Girl : iih. from earlier said the number of HP ak only one bang, maksa very, very never maksa ...
Guys (hanging on a tree).
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