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[91] Psiberial pain P ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ a

There's a new virus going on around, called "work". If you receive "work" at all, either by email, the Internet or simply given to you by a colleague... DON'T OPEN THAT.

It has been circulating around our building for months and those who have been tempted to open "jobs" or even see "jobs" it has been found that their social life is wiped out and their brain stops functioning properly.

If you are having a "work" meeting via email or are faced with "work" at all, then to clean up the virus, email your boss with the words "I've had enough... I went to the cafe."

The "work" will automatically be forgotten by your brain. If you receive a "job" in paper-document form, simply lift the document and pull the "job" and put it in the trash box. Go to the nearest cafe with two friends and drink there. After repeating this action 14 times, you will find that the "work" will no longer be relevant to you and that "Scooby Doo" is the greatest cartoon ever.

Send this message to everyone in your address book. If you don't have anyone in your address book, then I'm afraid the "work" virus has ruined your life.

\[92\]Healthy Cafe pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ S ⁇ pu ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇

A man was looking for a bus driver for a tour business. Three people applied for jobs. He called one of them to his office to interview him.

The man said he could drive the bus with wheels right on the edge of the bridge, and not fall.

The tour business man was very impressed. He called another suitor. This man said that he could position half the wheels out of a bridge, drive, and not fall. The employer was very impressed again.

He called the last man in. He said, "I heard what the other two people were saying, and I don't think I can match them. I usually drive in the middle of the bridge..."

[93] Ailects ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ )

In an office there is an employee who often truant for various reasons. One day on the 23rd Friday he was reprimanded by his superiors because from the 1st to 22nd of this month he had 6 times not entered.

Boss: "Hamid, why didn't you enter this month 6 times?"

Hamid: "On the 2nd I was sick, the 5th I served, the 8th my house was flooded, the 13th I had important business to the village, the 19th I got permission to my son's school.."

Hamid: "Sorry sir. anu."

boss: "Oh, I see.."

Another day on the 30th of payday, the boss calls one of his men to take a monthly salary. The turn of the advancing hamid, the boss said:

Boss: "Hamid why are you here?"

Hamid: "You take the salary sir."

Boss: "Not yet!"

Hamid: "Now is the 30th.."

Boss: "Oh, sorry I guess it's the 28th!!"

Hamid: "????!!!!"

🄱🄾🄽🅄🅂!!!

S ⁇ pain ⁇ pain Euden M ⁇ pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ pain

A lion starts to feel a bit old and slow and has trouble catching its prey. He decided to go undercover so that the other animals did not know it was a lion and would not run away.

So he went into a costume shop and bought a gorilla costume. Then head to a spring to see if he can catch something with his new disguise. On the way it came in two eagles perched on a rock.

One of the eagles said, "Hi, Mr. Lion!"

Another said, "Where did you get that gorilla suit?"

The lion, somewhat frustrated, asked, "How do you know I'm a lion?"

The eagle then began to say, "You cannot hide your lion's eyes.."

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