Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(37-39)

[37]Superficial pain

After the Road, Udin, entered the courtyarda restaurant. She's starving. He saw that there was still an empty place, he immediately approached the waiter to order food.

A few minutes later the order came and without waiting for a long time he immediately ate the dish. Once more fun to eat, came a beautiful girl. His face is oriental, similar to Miy's...

Wear hot pants. Since all the places were full, the girl then joined Udin. So, one two-seater table. Udin was stunned to see the beauty of the girl, until-sampaidia postponed the meal.

 For some reason, Udin suddenly realized and with reflex silence closed his mouth using both hands. The girl who saw Udin's strange behavior then asked,

Ce: "Mas, why not eat. Hot daliya?".

Udin (Head bells).

Ce: "Have a hard time urinating?".

Udin (Fixed head bobbles).

Ce: "Mas must be thrush. Her lips are cracked, right?".

Udin (While opening both hands from his mouth), "Yes, the big break".

Apparently Udin's lips are cleft.

Wkwkkwkwkkk

\[38\]Peripheryfe pain A ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ by pain B ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ By pain

On her way home from the market, Linda came home with a ride. And when the bajaj was new to the gas, it was suddenly dismissed by an abusive thug...

While screaming, the thug pointed a knife at Linda.Seeing the incident the brazier, defending his passengers, and he also did not want to be disturbed because he was getting an order.

Gokil Story Gokil Thugs freak bin stupid When he came home shopping from the market, Linda came home with a ride bajaj. And when the bajaj was new to the gas, it was suddenly dismissed by an abusive thug

Without saying much the brazier was bent by his left hand, while his right hand was still pointing a knife at Linda.

Because of panic and fear, because of the sound of tight and smelly mouth drink, finally with a reflex Linda thrust her HP (Nokia E90) towards the thug.

Linda: "Bang, it's bang.don't bother us..."

Thugs: "Diem lu...!!

Linda: Yes, take my phone..."

After punching the bajaj driver, his left hand picked up the HP. and was shocked again.

Thugs : "Lacking brat lo.. rich ginian lo love me..."

While shouting, he threw the HP, until it was thrown into Linda's lap.

Linda: "Trus you want what? Come on, don't bother us anymore..."

Bajaj : "Yes bang.ampun..."

The thug, again angry because he felt at the opponent by the brazier, but this time did not wave his fist...

Thugs: "Gw ask for money..I want only money!!!"

Because of shopping and running out of cash, then in Linda's wallet, the money was only Rp 15,000, - out of fear \+ panicked, Linda handed her wallet to the goons.

Then his wallet was taken away, and he was thrown back at Linda again... Because he feels that what he needs has been fulfilled.(take the money only)... Proudly he screamed...

Thug : "Well..this is what I need'in...!!!"

Thugs : "Udah there lo street... Wait for what else lo... Wait for me to hit again what???"

Without a long wait, the bajaj bajaj gas directly nge-gasnya.. while saying.."crazy that person"..sambut laugh out loud..dikasih HP even take money Rp 15,000,-.

[39] Fenugreek paints

Bejo : mak...... Mommy is sick???

Mother: yes jo...

Bejo : hmm.we go to doctor yuk...

Mother: want to pay with what'an.kan money.

we are thin jo..

Uhukk.

Bejo: we sell the tole(goat) aja mak..

Mother: but it is a favorite goat

elu....

Bejo: kan bejo lbh dear mom...

Mom: it's up to you...

Bejo: yes already.bejo sell to the market ya mak...

Mother: iye.inget yes jo.tuh kmbing.

bandot.lu sell millions...

Don't want to be bargained cheap....

Bejo : yes mak.bejo also know.kn bejo dah.

capek2...

So bejo pamit ya mak....

go sell goats

Shortly thereafter

bejo : mak.kambing we sell.millions...

Mother: thankfully....

Bejo: first he only nawar 500rb

maam..

Ihh it's delicious.goat is bargained cheap.

bnget...

Mother: good tuh jo.emang jman buyer.

now it wants cheap mulu... Lu

answer him if he is that...

Bejo : bejo says.message his goat mother.

must be appreciated by millions sir...

That's mak...

Thank God...

Finally he wants to too.price millions..

Bejo: How much jo he bought

the goat???how many millions???

Bejo: half a million mak...

Great right.according to message.

mom..millions...how???satisfied mak???

Mother: Throw Sendal to Bejo

ha ha ha ha ha

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