Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(79-81)

[79] Fenugreek Psion ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ paints

After work, Agus who was exhausted to the house immediately fell asleep. But suddenly his sleep is interrupted by a mosquito that maneuvers around his ears.

"NGIIIIII..."

At first Agus cuek just reversed his sleeping position. Temporarily safe. But for the second time the mosquito came to disturb again, not biting but just pacing in front of Agus' ears.

"NGIIIIIIIG..."

Agus tried to repel it by hand, for 5 minutes the mosquito was gone. But then again came a third time. Agus was furious, then he sat down and thought of a reprisal for the mosquito.

While Agus was thinking, the mosquito suddenly stopped on Agus' thigh and sucked his blood. Agus had an idea, he would not hit the mosquito, but was left to eat until full. He thought, after being full of these mosquitoes must sleep and fall asleep.

Agus continued to pay close attention, and when the mosquito began to sleep, marked by his head that began to nod indistinctly, Agus took advantage of this situation...

Slowly Agus began to approach the mosquito, The closer...Add close.... And...

"........ !!!!"

Agus shouted as loudly as possible in the ears of the Mosquito! Then said take a satisfied laugh: "Rasain you!!! What's so good about sleeping in teriakin in the ear..?!!"

\[80\]Thyperaethyperate I ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ I ⁇ ed ⁇ I ⁇

This is the Conversation of a girl who wants to get a boyfriend as her dream guy

Girl: "Where's the work?"

Guys: "I'm just trying out some 4 and 5 star hotels in Jakarta and Bali..."

Girl : "(Wow...Conglomerate sure!)... Where do you live?" Guys: "Pondok Indah Bukit Golf..."

Girl : "(Wow kereenn...The house of the people "The Haves") Must be big house well...?" ...

Man: "Ngga ah...Ordinary koq.3000 m2..."

Girl : "(Busett!) Must be a lot of cars...?"

Guys: "A little koq...There's only Ferrari, Jaguar, Mercedes, BMW, Mazda..."

Girl: "(My dream guy!!) Uda has a wife...?"

Guys: "Hmm...Not yet.hehe..."

Girl : "(Enak also if I could be the bin.) Mas smoking??"

Guys: "No.cigarettes are not good for your health..."

Girl: "(Well healthy!) Do you like to drink hard?"

Funny Story Criteria Dream Guys

Funny Story Criteria Dream Guys

Girl : "(Gilee...Abizz!!) Do you like gambling??"

Guys: "Neither..ngapain also gambling money only"

Girl : "(OoOhh...So sweett's.) Do you like that dugem??"

Guys: "No, no..."

Girl : "(Iihh..shby this guyk!) Have you been on Hajj?"

Guys: "Well.new 3x and umrah at most 6x..."

Girl : "(Subhanallah..heavenly candidate.) What is your hobby?"

Guys: "Lying people......"

wkwkwkk....

[81] Throbbing Psion pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ paints

Tuti is a widow and she is a former prisoner who wants to have a family again. As she approached her wedding day, the woman looked confused and nervous. Then he went to a psychiatrist.

"Doctor, I haven't been married for a long time because I live in prison. Now I'm getting married again. But I was nervous and confused. Better what should I do on the first night in the bridal chamber, Doctor?"

"Do as you enter the bridal chamber with your former husband."

"Doctors are sure that's a good thing?"

"I think, yes"

The day after the wedding night Tuti the ex-convict's woman, the doctor was shocked to read the news in the newspaper about a bride's murder on the first night the couple entered the bridal chamber.

The woman who killed her husband was Tuti, the former prisoner herself. The Doctor was curious and met Tuti the Lady in prison.

"Why did you kill your husband?"

"I'm following your advice, Doctor. Because when I was an apprentice, once I entered the room, I killed my husband, so I was imprisoned...

Doctor: @_@ (drug drink )

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