Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(16-18)
[16] Fenugreek 3 Psiga ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ uhyperium
There are 3 people:
si A (likes girls,)
si B (likes to drink hard),
si C (likes cigarettes).
They are friendly and always go together and one day they accidentally find a jug. Then they rubbed the jug and JIN came out. As usual, they were then given 3 requests.
Anything will be granted by the JIN as long as they want to stay in the cave for 10 years. Then after thinking carefully, they ask according to their respective preferences.
Si A asked for beautiful and sexy young girls. (Then granted and the A put by the JIN into the cave for 10 years without interruption with the girls ” buzzz ” (kabul)
Si B ask for liquor from various brands to supply 10 years in the cave as well and without interference ” Buzz ” (kabul )
Si C ask for cigarettes from various brands from large to small for supplies for 10 years also in the cave without interference ” buzz ” (obscured)
10 Years later, the genie reappears and opens the door..
Jin opened the door of A, then out of A with a thin dry body, and stood up hard, then A fell to the ground and died of soy sauce.
Then Jin opened the cave B, B came out with a distended stomach and drunk, the road staggered, and B fell to the ground and died in the liver.
Then open the cave C, then out C with healthy walafiat. The JIN was astonished to see the C. Jin was amazed by C's physical strength…. Jin approached C. and suddenly C slapped the JIN who was still dumbfounded not understanding. While yelling at him “BASIC JIN GUOBLOOOOK…!!!>:O ……. HIS MATCHBOOK.
\[17\]Betting is a pain
Bedu : “Gue sprained!”
Anto : “Oh huh? why indeed?”
Bedu : “Semalem I acquaintance with a beautiful girl in the cafe, keep us to her house, she ngajakin so, fitting
we want to open the shirt suddenly her husband came, surprised I immediately jump to the room window while clumping hanging under the window outside.!”
Anto : “Wah, how unlucky are you du?!”
Bedu : “Yah, but it's not yet anything.. Pas her husband entered the room saw his wife, she said ‘Wah...coincidentally you already tel\*nj\*ng, just me kenc\*ng first’. Then you know, the dirty bastard husband kenc\*ng through the window & right hit my head...!!!”
Anto : “Yeah!” (pick the head bobbles) “Pantesan aja lo look upset that?!”
so very friendly. After they finished, her husband threw her kon\*om out the window, not knowing it had fallen
whereabouts? Fitting in my head..!!!”
Anto : “Buseettt, lo apes really?!”
Bedu : “Bentar I have not finished, which makes me more sprained again fit her husband wants to defecate/pub, it turns out the toilet is damaged, so she pup while squatting on the window sidelines, and then her husband, it just fell on my head!!!”
Anto : “Wah..wah, must be very complete suffering lo...”.
Bedu : “Yah...so that's...-but you don't know what makes me super KESEL...KESEL...KES-EEELL really?!”
Anto : “Aaan??”
Bedu : “Pas I look down turns my legs are only 10 centimeters from the ground…!!!
[18] One paints paintsperiphery ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ P ⁇ a
A young man was arrested by police.
At the police station.
Police : “Why did you steal the tip that was in the car?” police said to the young man, time checked at the police station.
Youth :”Forced, pa,”
Police :”Forced how? no money to eat?”
Youth :”Actually this is sir, from the morning I searched the police station, but did not see it continue to temen, temen,
even diem aja, I asked others, on diem also. I became confused sir.
To reach the police station, yes I tried to tip the car and the proof I can come here, to the police station”
Police : “Trus, why do you search the police station all? what's your business?”
Youth :”I..iii.that's the sir.. I want to make..Letter of Good Behavior, I want to follow the acceptance test polis”.
Police:@$%@$###//
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