Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(88-90)

[88] Fenugreek pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ m ⁇

There was a madman who thought he was corn so he was afraid of chickens.

Because I was so scared to eat. Every time he saw a chicken he would run in a storm.

Eventually, this lunatic was taken to a mental hospital. Two years, three years, he was finally called by the doctor.

Doctor: "you know who you are now"

Crazy People: "It's a doctor,"

Doctor: "Who are you?"

Crazy People: "I'm a person, doctor."

Doctor : "Really?"

Crazy Man: "Yes doctor, I'm a man.not corn."

Doctor: "so you're not afraid of chickens anymore, are you?"

Crazy People: "No doctor is afraid anymore.."

The doctor thought the madman was sane.

Crazy People: "But the doctor,"

As for the madman," I have one question.."

Doctor: "What is it?"

Crazy People: "Those kids know that I've turned into a person?" ask the madman with a worried face.

\[89\]Healing

In a forest, there is a king of the forest (lion) who feels himself great.

To legitimize his prowess, the lion asked some of the forest dwellers.

Ask a lion to a gorilla.

Lion: O gorilla, who is the most dashing in this forest?

Gorilla: You, My Lord.

Be proud that the lion heard that.

Then he met a bull.

Bull : Of course you are.

Hearing the answers of some of the animals he met, feeling arrogant the lion.

Then he walked back. On the way, he met an elephant.

Lion: Elephant, who is the most powerful and mighty in this forest?

The elephant did not answer. Beyond the expectations of the lion, the elephant immediately beat and trampled the lion to battered.

Then the elephant left the lion, and with a battered body the lion said to the elephant.

Lion: If you don't know the answer, don't get angry ....

[90]FiberihueFeeding

At the first hole in the golf course, a man tried to hit the ball, but the ball drifted and disappeared from the field. The man assumes the ball is gone, then puts another ball in and starts again. He played nine holes when the police came to him:

"Sir, did you just lose a few balls?"

"Yes, Sir. Why?"

"Look sir, I'm afraid I have bad news for you. You see, the ball hit a cyclist, causing him to turn right onto the speeding bus road. The bus hit a cyclist and then hit a truck coming from the opposite direction.The current casualty is twenty-one people killed and we still don't know how many injured."

The man panicked and gasped and said, "Oh, this is terrible! I.. I don't know.. is there anything I can do?"

"Well, this is it, sir. This is later if you want to hit the ball, turn the stick to the right a little bit, like this.."

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A lifeguard sees how an angler named Sam consistently catches more fish than anyone else.

When others would only catch three or four a day, Sam would come from the sea in a full boat. The coast guard asked Sam his secret. Sam invites the lifeguard to accompany him and observe.

So, the next day the two men met at the dock and began to go to sea on Sam's ship. When they reached the sea, Sam stopped his boat, and the coast guard sat back down to see how it was done.

Sam's approach is simple. He took out a stick of dynamite, ignited it, and threw it into the air. The explosion shook the seawater with such great force that the fish died and immediately began to surface. Sam took the net and started scooping them.

Well, this is the reaction of the coast guard. As he began to recover from the shock, he started yelling at Sam, "You can't do this! I'm gonna put you in jail, buddy! You will pay every fine that is in the rules!"

Meanwhile, Sam set his net down and picked up another stick of dynamite. He lit and threw the dynamite into the lap of the lifeguard, saying, "Will you sit there and complain all day, or will you go fishing?"

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