Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(70-72)

[70]Superficial pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ther

A man is on holiday in Bali. His wife was on a business trip to Jakarta and planned to join the next day. When he got to the hotel, the man decided to send an e-mail to his wife.

     Because he could not find the memo paper where he recorded his wife's e-mail address, he tried to send as many e-mails as possible to his wife. Unfortunately, she forgot one hurup and the e-mail darted straight towards a woman whose husband had just died one day earlier.

    When the grieving woman checked the contents of the e-mail, she screamed loudly and fell to her floor and died instantly. His family immediately ran into his room and saw the contents of the letter on a computer screen.

"My beloved wife, I just arrived. Everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow."

\[71\]Healing paints

It's been two days Edwin marahan with his wife. If it has been this way, usually they do not reprimand each other, let alone talk to each other. Entering the fifth day of marahan, Edwin remained reluctant to talk, let alone his wife still talk.

     But unfortunately tomorrow morning Edwin has an important appointment. That is, tomorrow he must wake up early. Edwin is the hardest to get up in the morning. Because they were still alive, and had to get up early tomorrow, then he figured out how to get his wife to wake him up, but without having to talk to his wife.

     Edwin picked up a piece of paper and wrote a message to his wife, "Tomorrow I have a meeting, please get up at 6!". He put the paper on his wife's dresser, and then he went to sleep. When the next morning he woke up, the clock was already showing ten o'clock in the morning. How beautiful Edwin, because he did not wake his wife.

     Still in a state of disappointment and emotion, he approached his wife's dresser. There he found a piece of paper that his wife had written, "Wake up .. wake up, it's 6 am!!"

[72] Psionfeet Sieve Thing ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ need ⁇ ⁇ ⁇

They jumped into the car, immediately one of them tried to start the car and drove. With a 'explosion' of laughter together they continued the party.

But suddenly both were surprised by the appearance of a grandfather who suddenly appeared outside the right car window, and knocked on the window. The grandfather kept knocking, holding back the driver's fear of opening his glass. "What does the cake want?" sapana.

The old man replied, "Who has no cigarettes?"

"Yes, give him a cigarette! sneak and pull the gas!" the driver replied while whispering.

While fingering the bag of pants and giving a cigarette, the two compacts immediately shouted, "Gass the stamp!" while raising the car glass.

Now their speed is about to reach 80 Km/h. They were in a calm atmosphere and started laughing to continue the party. "Why do you think that happened?" ask a friend.

"Gue also don't know, where could that be? I was quite quick to bring this car," replied the driver.

Then suddenly there was another knock, and the old geezer appeared again. "Ah, he's coming again!" shouted friend. "Well, ask him what he wants now!" he added.

The driver lowered his window slightly as he trembled, "what's the cake?"

"You have a match?, did you give," asked the old man slowly.

The driver threw a lighter out of the window, then raised the window and shouted, "Gass the stampede!"

They had now roughly reached a speed of 100 Km/h and continued to drink, while trying to forget what they had seen and heard before.

Then suddenly there was another knock. "Oh God! He's coming again!" he said angry and scared.

While lowering the window and screaming in fear, "Especially what grandfather wants?" The old man replied, "You need help getting out of the mud?"

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