Funny Story Set

Funny Story Sets(1-3)

[1]Superficial P ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ 2、Superfeiter

There are a pair of close friends, Rudi and Dito, who are learning computers together. Because Rudi was not so familiar about the use of features on the computer, he asked Dito to teach him.

Rudi: “To’ can it not? What is the function of the ENTER button?”

Dito: “Kayaknya anyway to accelerate the course of the program, Rud”

Rudi: “Hah? how to speed up To’?”

Dito: “Ya work let cepet Rud, if long not ENTER his name, but ENDAR...!!”

Rudi: “Hahahaha. Can I ask again? I've entered on the internet, I keep looking for Facebook, why can't I continue? Why approximately?

Dito: “In the future the word “Facebook” has been typed “www” yet?”

Rudi: “Not yet To. Must be written yes?”Dito : “Yes Yes dong!”

Rudi: “Emang what the hell is “www”??

Dito: “Ehmm...You know ga yaaa..? Yes anyway if you want to enter the website you must type “www” first. If it is not wrong, it stands for Wassalamu’alaikum Warahmatullahi Westarokatuh”

Rudi: “Oooo is it, To’?! So greetings must first turn out. Cool well!”

That's what friends are for. Smile together, stupid too. Want the answer to be true or wrong, it is important that Dito has already told a husband in his wallet there is a photo of his wife. As his friends watched, he was praised as an excellent husband.

Then, one of his friends asked what function it was to bring a picture of the wife. He replied: "if I have a problem in the office, I always look at the photo, and the problems I face just disappear".

"How happy are you to have such a wife, how could that be?" ask friends.

The husband replied back: "Yes, if I look at my wife's photo, all the problems in the office, it becomes nothing compared to the problems with her!"

\[2\]Healthy S ⁇ You Are Healing

Once, a number of students in one of the classes in SD were undergoing religious lessons. Eagerly, a teacher named Udin was giving a lesson about heaven. After giving an explanation of heaven, the teacher then gave a question to all his students. Here is the conversation:

"children, who wants to go to heaven?" ask Udin.

"I sir, me," cried the entire student.

Of all the children who volunteered, apparently there was one student named Ucok did not come screaming. This made the teacher ask again.

"I see" the disciples shouted, raising their hands.

Again, Ucok remained silent not budging. For the sake of spurring his student spirit, he asked again.

"Will go to heaven, stand up."

Hearing that, all the disciples stood up, except for Ucok who remained silent and was instead preoccupied with his own book.

Feeling that there was an uninspired student, Udin approached Ucok and asked, "Cok, you want to go to heaven?"

"You dong sir!" answer Ucok.

"Why don't you stand up?" lanjur Udin was curious.

"Lha, are you leaving now, sir?"

[3]Healthy Yea ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇

A man came to the Institute of Science, where researchers demonstrated their findings and obtained a patent for the invention.

"I have invented a tool to make humans talk to other humans in far-flung places. I named the device a phone" he said.

The audience was amazed. Shortly thereafter, two brothers arrived. "We have invented a tool to make humans fly like birds. And we named the device an airplane."

The audience is amazed. Suddenly, someone came from Indonesia.

"I have invented a tool to make a human being able to walk through walls, glass and iron" he said. The big crowd.

"I named the device the door."

𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚝𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)....