Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(76-78)
[76] Fenugreek Iron ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ 3、Superfine
Siti has just been accepted as a guidance counselor at a high school.
One day he saw Jono standing alone on the sidelines behind the school, while another student was playing ball.
Out of pity, Siti approached and greeted kindly. "Hi Jono, can Master accompany you?"
"Yes, Mom", Jono replied. But the boy's eyes were still fixed on his friends in the middle of the field.
"Ah, this kid is so sorry.. Surely he wants to play" Siti thought.
As a good counselling guidance teacher, Siti wanted to know what kind of problem was keeping Jono aloof on the sidelines like that.
Siti asked, "Why are you standing here alone, jono? why don't you go play ball with your friends"
"I'm a goalkeeper, Mom." Answer Jono
Lady Siti could only gawk in embarrassment.
\[77\]Thyperaethypera ⁇ s ⁇ Ferihue M ⁇ aile
A strong reason why the Indonesian language was chosen rather than the Malaysian language being the official language of the newly established ASEAN (differences between Indonesian and Malaysian).
FUNNY in MALAYSIAN
This is the difference between Bahasa Indonesia and Bahasa Malaysia :
Indonesia: Ministry of Religious Affairs,
Malaysia: Ministry of Sinlessness (heloo....... )
Indonesia: Army, Army,
Malaysia: Laskar Hepak-Hentak Bumi (ga asik bgt ya)
Indonesia: Air Force, Indonesia,
Malaysia: Laskar Angin-Angin (lucky ga laskar pelangi or laskar kentut)
Indonesia: Pasukaan disbanded the road !!
Malaysia: Pasukaan divorced !! (all of you)
Indonesia: Creeping
Malaysia: Sex with the earth (what does it feel like to have sex with the earth,?? " He He He - He )
Indonesia: Maternity hospital
Malaysia: Hospital for male victims (original NGAKAK tp really )
Indonesia: Turn left, turn right,
Malaysia: Dizziness left, right dizziness (drinking bodrex so that it does not get dizzy)
Indonesia: Department of Agriculture
Malaysia: Cucuk Tanam Department (yuuk marii to mabes nyucuk planting kanakaka )
Indonesia: Free 30 minute talk
Malaysia: Free talk 30 minutes (like2 I dong ah)
Indonesia: Security/security, Security,
Malaysia: Pemwaiting Maling (very hot in the world yes ampe awaited ) ha ha ha
India: Tanks
Malaysia: Kebal Train (loe kira from banten kale ahh.)
Malaysia: Crazy hut (it's hut, crazy again.. It's a really good thing.)
Indonesia: Psychologist
Malaysia: Crazy doctor (is there a doctor who called crazy ?Wkwkwk.).
Indonesia: Ghost pocong, pocong,
Malaysia: Ghost Wrap (pesen atu dong bang, wrapped)
India : Toilet
Malaysia: Merenung Room (ampun deh.sekalian Ngopi aja gan.)
Indonesia: Tractor, Tractor,
Malaysia: Iron Earth. (so big what is yak strikanya?? Wkwkwk)
China: Joystick
Malaysia: Batang kung (meaning loe? happy Stems?)
Indonesia: Take a nap
Malaysia: Recumbent afternoon (means klo sleeping malem "dark stomach" )
India: push ups!
Malaysia: perk\*sa earth (waaah.nafsu very,sampe Earth aja want in perk\*sa) . ha ha ha
Wkkakakaakkaak
[78] Painless U ⁇ pain
Umar again cool-asiknye watching ball front tipi, tau-tau bininye nyelonong :
Koplak story Umar Umar again fun-asiknye watching ball front tipi, tau-tau bininye nyelonong: "Bang, the porch lights break, please replace the new ame dong!"
"Bang, the porch light is broken, please replace the new ame dong!"
"Install the lamp?!!, you kire I PLN what...!!!" say Umar lightly.
"Yes udeh if you want, actually aje aje bathroom faucet, it's the aernya ampe luber-luber"
"Take the tap?!!!, lu kire I PAM time...!!!"
"Yes udeh, if you buy cigarettes to stall aje I nitip oil"
"Lu can't see anyone again nice watching ye times, lu kire I PERTAMINEEE...!!!" Umar sewot's.
Because of the feeling of being bullied, Umar moved to the neighbor's house, back and forth jam 2.
Tapinye Umar was shocked because terasnye was already bright. Keep Umar to the bathroom, aer already kaga luber-luber; to the kitchen jerry can oil is also full tenk.
Paginye Umar name name bininye: "Lu ask for ame ready...?"
"Gini bang, brother stopped by, I cried on the porch. Keep ade handsome guy through my nanyain. I cerite ape adenye, also about brother nyang sewot. Keep die nawarin to help, but there's a condition."
"Ape condition...?" Umar wants to know.
"Suaratnye can choose, I make bread die or sleep ame die"
"It's important that you make bread die, right...?" Umar.
"Bikinin bread ?!!! .. You think I'm HOLLAND BAKERY apee...?!!!"
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