Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(19-21)
[19] Fenugreek pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ) ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ painless ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ paints ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇
Buyung entered into a Japanese Restaurant, then served with his servants who are also Japanese who of course can speak Indonesian.
Part 1's
Server: “mau order what mas?“
Buyung: “message I am diligent-diligent learn to achieve your goals later :)“
Server: “huft..!!“
*spoon bite*
Part 2
Buyung out then enter again..
Server: “mau what else?“
Buyung: “gue just want you to actually run my message earlier so that diligently learn to achieve your goals later :)“
Server: “campret..!!“
*ngunyah pan*
Part 3
Buyung out but then enter again..
Server: “don't mess around, here's where to eat.:(“.
Buyung: “oh sorry, I also want to eat.“
Server: “nah is dong, want to eat what?“
Buyung: “pakai Rendang aja. :)“
Server: “ini Japanese restaurant mas not RM Padang. if Sushi is there.!!“ please come out.!!“
Buyung went out and then entered again..
Buy: “maaf.. There is also no sushi.“
Server: “arrrrrg I mean, who sell rendang it at RM Padang..🙁..!!“
*eat table*
Part 4's
Buyung went out and then entered again..
Server: “lo again lo again.. I told you here there is no rendang..!!
Buyung: “maaf.., I ga just rendang.“
Server: “oh sorry.. Want what?“
Buyung: “sushi is there?“
Server: “ada dong.:)“
Buyung: “call her sushi dong, I want to talk bentar.“
Server: “arrrrrg :(“
*sushi vomit*
Part 5's
Buyung went out and then entered again 🙂
Server: “eh stop..!! Don't be kidding me anymore..!!
Buyung: “gue for sushi one serving:)“
Server: “oke.. From the cake.:)“.
Buyung: “but love bran rendang dikit ya.:)“
Server: “hah.!!“
*convulsions*
Part 6's
Server: “please enter and sit down.. Now there is Rendang :)“
Buy: “maaf.. I just came here to pinjem matches for cigarette smoking, I just ate rendang at RM Padang.. Any matches yet??“
Server: “ampuuuun.. What dreams did I have last night.. Arrrrrg :(#%&@»..!!
*close Restaurant*
*clothing pack*
*home village nolongin Ultraman kill moster*
\[20\]Healing paints
A husband and wife are attending their divorce hearing. The court will decide who gets custody of the child.
While shouting hysterically and jumping up and down the wife said:
“Your Majesty, I am pregnant, gave birth to the baby to the world with my pain and patience!” That boy should be my custody!”
The judge then said to the husband's side: “What is your defense against your wife's demands”
The husband was silent for a moment, in a flat tone he said,
“Your highness.. If I put a coin into a Coca-Cola beverage machine, the machine swayed for a while, and the drink came out, according to Mr Judge, the drink is mine or the machine is ?”
Judge: \*knitting forehead. Yes yes too..
Wakakkakaakk, you think?
[21] One paints pain
One afternoon, a father found a text on his son's phone that was just abandoned
at the dinner table, the message is like this:
“good afternoon baby, have you eaten yet? we will sleep together in my house
right.. don't let yah, it's ready” right??
Seeing the text the father was very angry, he reported to his wife about it. It is time for his son
after school, they were ready to scold him.
Father: “Son, where are you going tonight??
Child: “oh..then the plan wants to study at home temen, pa”.
Mother: plaak. (slapping her son).
Child: Why ma'am, why slap??
Father: “Son, don't pretend you don't know, you must be lying. Try to see this sms”. (take nintuin sms that was read)
Child: haah..how can it be?? the card installed on my phone is my father's card. Dad forgot yes, yesterday it was broken, kept his card installed on my phone. said the father again there is an important text, so it was forced to loan hpku to me.
daddyh.
Mother: %@#&$!! *direct comma
Father: (blurred).hitherto has not come home.
𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)......
