Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(Double Bonus)

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★Superfeiter Yea ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ★

Grubrak….

the noise heard from the kitchen makes me who is enjoying boiled sweet potatoes should be willing to choke. With lightning fast I was looking for drinking water that I accidentally put next to the novel I was reading earlier while eating of course. After drinking I rushed towards the kitchen, to check if anything happened.

I rolled up a long-sleeved t-shirt with a cat's head in the style of showing its fangs. My purple t-shirt rolled up to my side and began to stretch the muscles so that it fit to meet the ringleader I could freely beat him without fear of injury.

With tiptoed feet so as not to be caught by the victim, I slowly frown looking for the cause of the kitchen sounds like a party.

After a while I finally saw a white cat with an orange striped that was busy eating food stolen from the jar.

Okay, first introduction.my name is Dania just graduated high school this year. And the culprit who made the kitchen noise was my cat named miung. My cat likes to eat everything I eat. For example I again eat raw noodles eh cat meow meow. pas I love raw noodles instead of playing greedy cat I eat. Keep fit I eat vegetables, my cat also wants to eat vegetables. ranging from kale, cassava leaves etc. Until I wonder what cat is human.

Okay back to the story.

My cat miung is still eating voraciously without realizing there is me who has been standing behind his waist. I slowly squatted down wanting to raise my cat's ear. But my action stopped when quickly the noodle turned to the back then ran away and then jumped on the roof.

I am with a sad face like a mellow acting artist also pick up my salted fish that I plan to make dinner later in the afternoon. But what power. side dish I've been treated my cat. arrghhh cat I stole start. Look out I'll bales later. I'll hide his favorite bed, a sack of rice.

Asapun sack success I moved to under the mattress. Kekeke with a triumphant face I smile satisfied and mutter `who is smart`.

But the next day when I see not the victory that I get, but the sack of rice I hole bitten by a mouse huaaa..

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★1 spare parts 100★

Behind me, there were footsteps chasing at a fast tempo. The owner of the step called my name, asking me to stop and wait. “Doni, wait!!”, he shouted, I stopped and looked at him, it turned out that Gundul. After coming to me, he immediately pulled me while saying, “fulth blur”, I was confused by his behavior, then I stuck his bald head plontos.

“Lo why tell me to stop, keep telling me to spout?”

“Lo want to be beaten with Reza's accomplice, so I ngajak lo run away, rather than lo bonyok, I also bother!” he panicked

“Hah? So Reza didn't take the matter? I'm not afraid of Ndul” I said in a hotshot style (in fact, I'm afraid too, hehe)

“Udahlah Don, we run away first, while thinking about solving the problem using the brain, do not use the muscle.” said the Gundul

“Haha, kayak has a brain only lo.” candaku

“ah, fuck you, know I'm bego. Haha” Laughter Gundul

“where are we going?” much

“Lo stay at my house just a few days until the state improves” replied the Hundul

“That's it, hunt!” say

Before I continue, I'll introduce myself, my name is Doni. I am a very unknown student (proud, haha.) smart yes no, rich also not, just Alhamdulillah, want anything fulfilled (no, joking, hehe). I have a friend like a cocoon named Hendi. This Hendi ngefans very much with Dominic Toretto, until his head followed the diplontos, finally I called him Gundul. He's just a coward, hehehe.

Well, this story begins when the fire kingdom begins to attack (joking viewers). This story began when me and my mistress were hanging out at the front stall of the campus.

“Lo pesen deh Dul, my usual yes, warm milk, do not forget to use ‘S’ ” I said

“Iya if not use ‘S’, so U’U, crisp becanda lo” sahut bald

Finally the message came, we enjoyed it. Again enjoy the drink, Reza and the gank come. Reza, the son of rich people who are notoriously naughty, often bothers us who are just commoners and geeks (especially the bald one anyway). Seeing that there was a bald spot in the stall, Reza immediately came to him and hit his head, Gundul just remained silent and lowered his head. I became emotional and immediately pushed Reza.

“Why do you Don? Don't thank me for hitting your pet lo?” said Reza while pushing me

“Gue all this time just menggeliat lo disturb me, you think I'm afraid ama lo Za?” I said emotion

“So you nantang?” yell Reza

“Gue is not loud, I just want to make lo jera aja” I said

Without further ado, a fight was inevitable, and I won thanks to the scissors' feet, haha.

Turns out Reza hasn't been beaten by me, he still holds a grudge. But because of the internet network Gundul 4G, infopun quickly arrived at us. Hehe

Flashback, go to the current one…

Arriving at Gundul's house, we also thought of a way to beat Reza and the gank, but because of our fitting IQ, we did not find a way at all. I was reckless without Gundul's knowledge to come to Reza and the gank, attack him alone.

Finally there was a 1 against 100 war, and strangely I won, when hit by a blow I did not feel any pain at all. I feel disbelief, but whatever the power, the reality is like that, it is undeniable from the beginning I just DREAM. Haha

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Sunset sign day start night, owl sound melodious. “ups. sorry even sing me, hehe..”. Understand that if it's already dark sunset time me, hmm. not only me but all the demons of the universe wake up from the boboknya.

Oya. know me Angel the junior demon who just 2 weeks aja become a resident demon TPU Japan Sacred. Time became a man my name is Rodiah, but changed to Angel since the first day I ospek satan junior. My seniors are also on a change of name after becoming demons, the reason for being able to move on from the human world. If you don't want to change your name, you are usually expelled from the TPU and become a vagrant demon.

After ospek 3 nights I finally officially got KTS aka Satanic sign card. I also now have a genk fellow demon junior. There's Edward the pocong, Stevi the broadsword, Willy the potato devil, and Gery the butt-head. Well I'm the category of unique demons, half-cute half-cute bridge ancol.

Tonight I'm with my genk I've promised to scold to the cemetery next door. According to the news of the demons who have been there, in the cemetery next door there is a cafe hits bang Joey Si gendruwo who must be visited by junior demons. Genk supernatural must go there to be a demon slang.

“Ngel. Dreaming of loe, so ni kite hanging out?” Stevi already has aja next to me again mainin bolong his back. “iye so, from earlier the cave has been touch up so okay”. I'm going back to Stevi. Not long Willy with Gery came. I feel sorry for Gery who has to look at his head everywhere. I once advised a tailor, his head could be connected. Eh. instead he did not talk about me 3 x 24 hours.

Suddenly the head of Gery who was not far from my calf said, “guys.the Edward habits late. Can miss this event we”.

“loe do not have to worry Edward road eh means jump first he”. I was with Edward yesterday.

Finally I and genk slid into the cemetery next door. In the journey of many demons all sorts of tares. I think the spirit of the single bhineka if the human world remains to ampe the world of demons. In front of the grave gate next to the bus has been ghost victims of the accident who brought passengers to hang out in the cafe bang Joey. I wonder what that cafe is like. I think being a demon can only bring people to doang.

Well, we're at Joey's cafe in an old banyan tree in the middle of the grave. Edward was waiting in front of the tree, his body dry must have just thought I. Edward also invited us into the banyan tree. Arriving inside. “buju buneng.. busyet is actually ni”. I was stunned for a moment. My friends also gawk. It's absolutely perfect, the same cafe as when I was human. I'm sure Joey bang before becoming a demon at least ever apprenticed in a cafe. “O M to the G's. The new demon?! Cupu!” I and genk were shocked because of the ancient demon with a rope necklace around his neck, it looks like a suicidal victim who pretended to be C A N T I K. Fixes. Kunti wants to go home like that.

I look at each other, smile, except Gery no one sees. And compute us, “genk. lets the party our start.” .

I and genk finally hepi-hepi with slang with other demons. I do not forget pesen cafe's favorite menu is cambodian cake plus juice. I jogged and genk together accompanied Brian the devil DJ.

I went back to the sacred Japanese TPU after the sound of the cock crowing sign immediately dawn. Eyes are so sleepy pingin bobok. At least I became a demon do not need to disturb humans, nor do I feel lonely. The occult genk went into each other's graves. Only Edward was still jumping.

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★Superfeet ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ★

... The atmosphere of the night was starting to cramp, however,...

...dog howls added to the mystique tonight. Introduce earlier, my name is Ricky this is my story and my two friends Darko and Tomy, the three of us are one campus with different majors, tonight my two friends and I are doing something creepy and rarely do many people. I and Darko were taken by Tomy somewhere and I didn't know what place he was and what he wanted there...

The night was getting late, the atmosphere was quiet and like there were no more signs of life. I and my friend walked slowly to where we were headed while looking around.

“right here the place?” ask Tomy.

“really, I can't be mistaken” Tomy convinced me.

“but how quiet and dark anyway?” I'm a little curious.

“gue is not sure, what we are looking for is here” said Darko who is not sure.

“lo see aja ntar, there must be” replied Tomy assured.

We also settled down and always looked around, suddenly a light appeared that came suddenly and out of nowhere.

“what's tuh?” I said surprised.

“lo kok coward very sih” said Tomy insinuated me.

“who is a coward? I'm just surprised kok” replied I dodged.

We continued on and headed to the side of the house, we were right outside the window of the house and I peeked into it, I was surprised by the figure of a woman in white and long hair.

“HANTUU..” I shouted and ran from there and followed my friends.

I ran like the flash in the movie, I stopped for a moment because it was a bit far from the place and I was a little tired

“my surprise earlier ky pas lo teriak” said Darko.

“where there are ghosts there ky” said Tomy assured me.

“lo answer honestly yes, actually we did it there and whose home?” I asked with curiosity.

“oke okay, I'm honest, actually it's my ex's house, I took you guys there for me because I want the same back he” Tomy explained briefly.

“why didn't you say from the beginning anyway?” Darko was a little angry.

“ya later you do not want me, and what Ricky looked at earlier was the Princess, my ex” replied Tomy.

“mantan lo? What was he just now? Don't-don't want to change clothes” said I was curious.

“brain basics mes*m lo” Darko told me.

“biarin, like-like me” says I.

“so it wasn't a haunted house huh Tom?” spliced me.

“ya not lah” said Tomy.

Then Darko assured Tomy “ya already, tomorrow we will accompany you to there”

“already, we go back to the boarding house, I'm already sleepy nih” said I while walking.

In the morning, my friend and I went to college, we went to class. in class I was looking for ideas so that Tomy could return with his ex and I managed to get his idea, during the break, I gathered in the cafeteria with Darko and Tomy.

“Tom, I have an idea, so that you can reverse the same former lo” said I opened the conversation.

“what's the idea ky?” ask Tomy astonished.

“gini nih, we'll be back there tonight while carrying a dangdutan cart, lo ntar sing for him, sing a song that he likes” said I explain.

Tomy who listened to my explanation slightly refused

“doesn't want ah, shame me, ntar his neighbor came all how did his parents get angry how?”

“kalo his parents out and his neighbors at a gathering, you stay lamar aja him, right reser” I give an explanation.

“right also said Ricky tu Tom, I agree with the idea lo ky” said Darko to me and Tomy.

The time showed the class, we studied again, and after a few hours the bell rang, we all regrouped and went to look for a dangdut cart. When I got to the tenant, I saw there were 2 beautiful girls whose clothes were sexy,

“wiih, there's a tuh” girl I said to my friend.

“oh yes, I was teased ah” said Tomy as she approached the two girls.

Tomy who was near the girl also began to ask the two girls.

“hai chick, whose name is nih?”

“hai is also a bloke”

Tomy who heard the voice of the girl immediately ran towards me and Darko while shouting

“BENCOOONG”

I and Darko could only laugh at Tomy who ran away in fear.

“rasain lo Tom, take tuh gian” Darko said.

I also approached the women so-called events and all I know is they are singers in this dangdut cart.

I negotiated with them and some of their friends and they finally agreed. Evening came, my two friends and I prepared to go to the house of his ex Tomy.Gue and Darko wear daily clothes and Tomy we prepared by wearing clothes like Rhoma Irama. Tom is not sure of my idea.

“lo sure this will work ky?”

“iya, I'm sure, you believe me the same I”

The dangdut cart arrived, we all went straight to our destination, after arriving at the music destination played by Tomy and the two girls so - the incident was singing together and it is true that all the Princess neighbors came out of their respective homes, I see everyone came with an angry expression.

“hey, what the fuck, noisily, this is where you” mamak said a neighbor who I think people terrain.

“sorry father mother all, this is my friend want to reciprocate the same ex Princess who lives here, so we make a kayak gini” event I explained.

Everyone seemed indifferent and instead chased us away, the Princess came out of her house with her parents and her sister. There was a look of disgust on the Princess's face seeing the appearance of Tomy who was escorted by two women so-genesis. The princess asked us what we were doing.

“what-what the hell? you guys fussing in front of my house?”

Darko explained to his bokapnya Putri “gini om, we all just want to help our friend Tomy, Tomy, he's his ex's son om and now he wants to turn back the same son om because he still loves the same son om”

“enak aja, makeup kayak gini want to pacarin my son” said nyokap his daughter.

“emang why aunt?” tomy asked a little curious.

The Princess explained that the Princess had been betrothed to a man of her parents' choice. The princess could only be silent and unable to say anything. Tomy who listened to the explanation nyokapnya Princess immediately shok and almost fainted.

We were all kicked out of the Princess' house, we were pelted slippers by the surrounding residents and I managed to catch a pair of sandals, “lumayan nih, make me go main”.

“woi, balikin sendal I” said a resident.

I along with my friends and dangdut cart members immediately ran away, we all returned to my boarding house including dangdut cart members, I also paid them 200 thousand.

Suddenly one of the so-called women told Tomy “if he didn't want to be with you, I want to be with you”

“iya tuh Tom, same he aja” said Darko quipped.

“ggaaakkk, I don't want” shouted Tomy as he walked into the boarding house and locked himself in his room.

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