Funny Story Set

Funny Story Sets(22-24)

[22] Fasting paints and paints paints

Once there was a murder case, a man who sadistically slaughtered a grandmother on the train, this case has reached the stage of proof in court.

But the judge until now has not been able to find out the reason why this man killed the grandmother.

Judge: “Please you answer honestly, why would you kill an innocent grandmother? You're a rich man and there's no indication of stealing, and from the data we've got, you've never had a grudge against him.”.

Suspect: “The story is like this sir, at that time I from Jakarta will leave for Surabaya by train, I took a one-car train with the grandmother. I sat by the window and my grandmother was right next to me.

After the train passed the first stop, came the man who was going to check our tickets.

Grandma was asked for a ticket first, then the grandmother took out her big bag and inside her big bag she took out her small bag and inside her small bag she took out a big wallet and inside a big purse he took out a small wallet and in a small wallet there was a hand wallet and in the hand wallet there was a car ticket and was given to the ticket examiner, then the ticket examiner came to me and I gave my ticket directly.

Then not long after the first stop the train again stops at the second stop. Again there is a ticket checker, there, the grandmother came back first and then she took out her big bag and inside her big bag she took out her small bag and inside her small bag she took out a big purse and in the big purse he took out a small purse and in the small purse was a handbag and in the hand purse was the car ticket and was given to the ticket examiner, then the ticket examiner came to me and I gave my ticket directly.

After 30 minutes, the train stopped for a third stop. And again came the ticket checker, the grandmother came back first and then she took out her big bag and inside her big bag she took out her small bag and inside her small bag she took out a big purse there's dadp..”.

Judge: PLANNKK!! *knocking hammer*:”Please yes! I beg sodara a little more seriously in this court! messing around huh!”

Suspect: “#?!%”*@#&% Tuh kaan.. Just got the third station just a judge already hired!! I arrived in Surabaya, sir! Surabayaaaa... !!”

Haha, wkwk…

\[23\]He is a painkiller

Tono has a very old rowboat. Kok happened to one day his wife Tino died along with the day of the sinking of the rowboat that Tono. A few days later an old woman sees Tono, and accidentally mistakenly recognizes her as Tino who lost his wife. The woman said to Tono,

“I am so sorry for your loss. You must be feeling sad.”

“Actually I can be said even happy because I can get rid of it. He was very old and ugly from the first time. The bottom was rotted and smelled fishy. His back was already very ugly and the hole in the front was already very wide. Every time I use it, the hole gets bigger and he leaks.

I guess what ended it was when I rented him out to 4 young men who were having fun the other day. I warned them that he was not very good to wear but they still wanted to use him. The four of them tried to go inside at the same time and finally he split right in the middle.”

The old woman fainted.

[24] Psiga ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ N ⁇ e

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorcyclist who was speeding on the city's main road.

“But Sir,” said the motorcyclist's man, “I can explain the reason.”

“Don't say much,” snapped the cop. “I will detain you until the Police Chief comes.”

“But, Sir, you have to hear me first. I .....,” try to interrupt the conversation.

“I told you not to talk too much! You will soon I put in custody!”

A few hours later, the policeman looked back at the prisoner and said, “You are very lucky, because today the Chief of Police is attending his daughter's wedding. Her heart must be happy when she comes back here later.”

“Do not hope,” replied the man from inside custody. “I am his groom.”

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