Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(49-51)
[49]Superficial pain P ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ a pain K ⁇ e
In a bar a small-bodied young man was sitting leisurely.
A local thug approached and immediately kicked him hard.
“Ciaaaat!!” The little boy fell down from his stool.
When he woke up, the thug said arrogantly, “That was taekwondo from Korea.”
Out of fear, the young man did not respond. He then sat back on his bench. But not long after, the thug came back and slammed him.
“Gubrakkk!” The little boy fell. When he woke up, the thug said again, “That was judo from Japan.”
The little boy did not respond. Slowly he sat back down. Not long after, the thug punched him,
“Bugg!” The little boy fell back, then the thug said, “That was boxing from America”.
The little boy realized his mouth was spitting blood. Then he woke up and did not return to his stool. Slowly he came out of the bar.
Not long after, the little boy walked into the bar and approached the thug. Without saying anything else he directly hit the thug on the head,
“Bletokkkk!” The thug immediately fell unconscious.
The little boy wanted to give an explanation, but the thug was not also sober. The young man approached the bar owner and said,
“Pak, if this thug wakes up please tell that the one that was crowbar from the warehouse.”
\[50\]Peripheryfe paintsperipheryFeedingSperiets ⁇ SuperfeiterSingSperp ⁇ s ⁇ s ⁇ s ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ s ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ s
A doctor was crying in front of a tomb whose soil was still red. Uniquely, the tomb is located on a tombstone shaped "HATI" which is quite large and striking.
Ustadz: "Already, just let it go, don't keep crying..."
Doketr: "Ustadz, how I'm not sad. What if I'm the one who died?"
Ustadz: "Everyone must be dead, Doc!"
Doctor: "Look, Ustadz, this dead friend of mine. We the group of Specialist Doctors have agreed, anyone among us who dies will be made a tombstone with a picture according to the specialist field we pursue."
Ustadz: "Ooo... This dead doctor's friend what's the specialist?"
Ustadz: "Then what makes you so worried?"
Doctor: "But if I die, I cannot imagine the tombstone that will be made for me..."
Ustadz: "What specialist doctor?"
Doctor: "I'm a Genitalist, Mr. Ustadz!!"
Ustadz: "Astaghfirullah haladzim.." (think of it) "It's okay, just relax, it's not to be used \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*..."
[51] Psiberium pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ pu ⁇ I ⁇ u)
The innocent woman Markonah, age 13, worked in a broom factory after two years of work, she wanted to quit her job, it turns out that the Scribe disagreed because the child was sweet, purple, smart, honest and diligent.
there was a conversation between the Prophet and Markonah :
Juragan: Do not go out first, why the hell ? small salary or something bad like you ?
Markonah: nothing sir, but I want to stop working.
Juragan: if there is nothing, then keep working here, ok your salary I raise !!!
Markonah : No sir, no thanks ...
Juragan : Lha keep on why want to go out of work, you have to give me an explanation (while a bit emotional)
Feeling constantly urged by the Prophet, Markonah finally determined, continue to remove the skirt and ***************** while saying !!!!
Markonah : See Mr. ''for work here I have this (while showing "hair" below) before work here I don't have this sir, sir,,it's like a sage feather made every day and so stick here"!!!
the Scribe laughed out loud for the funny reason markonah, then the Juragan opened his pants and showed his "feather" to Markonah and told.
Juragan : look at this I also have feathers, so obviously this is not because of the sage, you are just there !!!!
seeing that Markonah was not calm but rather more afraid and Markonah said
"I don't want to wait until next week Juragan, I quit my job now!!! do not want to be like father ah, later on the work here that arises not only aijuk feather, but out the handle of the broom as well"
Huahahahahahaha.... Markonahs... Markonahs...
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𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)......
