Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(13-15)
[13] Fenugreek paints
A female teacher was teaching her students on the first day of school. On the blackboard he tried to draw apples, then while turning his body he asked the students, “What picture is this ?”
No doubt the disciples simultaneously exclaimed:”Bantat!” Hearing the answer, the teacher cried while half-running to find the principal to complain about the behavior of his students.
Seeing the cry of the female teacher, the headmaster without asking the reason, just lunged into the classroom, then with emotion he scolded all the students: “You really dare to play a teacher! What did you guys do to him ?!”
As the classroom became quiet, all the students became dumbstruck, the headmaster then turned to the blackboard, he grew even more angry when he saw what was depicted on the whiteboard “This has been outrageous, you guys even dare to draw asses on the board!” Hearing this the female teacher instantly fainted.
\[14\]Thyperatepertsperipheryperiphery ⁇ K ⁇ a ⁇ m ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ paints P ⁇ pain
Madhasim is attending his grandson's wedding outside the city. A week earlier Madhasim had been there. He was busy preparing for the party.
On her H day, the guests who came so many unceasing Madhasim looked busy receiving guests who came. Until about after the new issue guests are quite rare.
Madhasim's soybean went into the house looking for a place to rest for a moment. But because of the narrow house of the grandson all the rooms are used and not enough to be used to rest. Traffic crossed his mind to rest in the bridal room, “Hopefully they did not mepet-cepet into the room” thought.
After being in the bridal chamber Madhasim laid his body on the bridal bed. He felt something stuck behind his body, apparently his wallet was in the back pocket of his pants. Then he took the wallet and put it on the Bridal Dipan.
Just for a moment he felt the comfort of the wedding bed, outside there was a joke of the two brides who were about to enter the room. Madhsim was shocked and he rushed to hide under the bed.
“Please Neng first!,” sounds groom speaking.
“Nggak ah brother first ”
“Eh women should come first ”
“Ah same as !”
Finally the groom who relented while leading the bride.
After the door was closed tightly and sure there was no gap in the slightest lau the groom began to seduce.
“E.. Neng, can nanya's brother?”
“Emang want what name?”
“Idung neng koq really good yes, who's got?”
“ya has neng!”
“E.. Can deh”
“kalo your sweet lips, can also make abang”
“by, anyway now everything belongs to neng brother can ask”
“Ooh if so, Ee.. anu..
“Anu what bang?”
“Anu ... Ee.. that.... dom...pet can make a brother also yes?,” has not been perfect bride answered. “Don't !!!! it's grandpa's wallet...!!!”
[15] Fenugreek P ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ By pain ⁇ ngu ⁇ ⁇
In a building, there are 3 building porters who are talking food.
Kb 1: ahh sialll! ! Napa I always have breakfast fried rice again, fried rice again. If my food supply is rich in gini, I will jump from the building, while prancing gangnam style. (with sprains)
The second building was equally upset.
Kb 2: arrrgh kamprett! ! I'm oncom again, oncom
any more. If I am rich again, I will jump from the building while rocking ******.
And the third building was upset.
Kb 3: wuanjirrr ! ! I have rice again, rice again. If I am rich again, I
jumping with ma lo both:v
They also jump in tandem’ah.
Their bodies were in the tomb, and they were close to each other.
And the wife of the 3 porters of the building also talked.
Wife 1: duh, try I know if my man does not like my fried rice stock, I must have changed
tuh.
Wife 2: yes, I am the same. Let me know if my man
I like oncom food, I've changed it.
Wife 3: ah so wonder me…
Wives 1 and 2: why?
Wife 3: my man will make his own provisions, try to follow the suicide of your man. Basic begookk tu people.. Wife 1 and 2 🙁 -_-”.
𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......
