Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(46-48)

[46] E-commerce A ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ 7 ⁇ )

- A mother told her 7-year-old son to take a bus majoring in Surabaya-Denpasar. The mother told the bus driver.

"Sir, leave my child? Later when you arrive in Banyuwangi, please tell my son" said the mother.

Along the way, the boy was very chatty. I asked the passengers, asking,

"Have Banyuwangi yet?" ask the child to the passengers.

The day began night and the boy was still wondering and one of the passengers responded to the child.

"Not yet, when it's built! Just sleep!" said one of the bus passengers.

But the boy did not want to shut up, he went forward and asked the driver for the umpteenth time.

"Sir, has Banyuwangi arrived yet?"

The driver, tired of the question, replied, "No! Just go to sleep! Later if until Banyuwangi definitely builtin!"

This time, the boy did not ask again, he fell asleep. Because the voice of the child was no longer heard, everyone on the bus forgot the child, so that when passing through Banyuwangi, no one woke him up.

Even to cross the strait of Bali and have landed in Ketapang, Bali, the child fell asleep and did not wake up. Then the driver realized that he had forgotten to wake the child.

He asked the passengers, though,

"Mom-father, how about, we're going to take this kid back?"

The passengers also felt guilty for forgetting the child and agreed to take the child back to Banyuwangi.

So the bus troupe returned across the Bali Strait and drove the child to Banyuwangi. Arriving in Banyuwangi, the child was awakened.

"Son! It's Banyuwangi! Let's wake!" said the driver.

The boy got up and said, "O... have arrived !" Then open the bag and take out the food box. All passengers are confused.

"Aren't you going down in Banyuwangi?" ask the driver for confusion.

"No, I want to go to Denpasar ngunjungin granny. said mama, if it's up to Banyuwangi, I can eat rice box!"

Passenger and driver : Arrrgggh.(with a frown while glancing at the child).

\[47\]Terminal pain is a pain pain pain S ⁇ méena

One day a couple who had been blessed with three children, had a big fight. The first child is 5 years old, the second child is 3 years old and the third child is still breastfeeding to his mother.

So great was the quarrel, plates, glasses and other household appliances flew and broke. Because his wife can't take it anymore,

Not to be outdone the husband replied in a loud voice and full of high emotions while breaking the glass to the floor,

"Good.good...! If that's your will, let's divorce! Okay, now let's ask the kids, who's coming! Whether it's me or you!".

Then the husband asked his children while yelling with high emotions,

"Ana... You choose mama or papa..?".

Ana replied softly and politely, "I'm with mom...". "It..you..?". Ani replied softly and politely, "Follow mom...".

Because the third child can not talk, while yelling with emotion,

"Everyone goes with mom, no one goes with papa..! Then come with your mama too!!!!".

His wife fell unconscious when she heard his answer.

[48] Fenugreek pain ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ S ⁇ K ⁇ oT ⁇

One day a beautiful girl boarded a crowded bus. Because it was full, he was standing in front of a young man. Suddenly the young man stood up, but gently the beautiful girl pushed the young man back to his seat. The young man had not yet spoken, had already been cut off by the girl.

"Yes, it's okay. Don't give me a seat. I'd rather stand up.."

     The young man was astonished and also somewhat irritated at the girl's reply. But the young man tried to stand back up. But again he was gently pushed to his seat. And this time the girl said in a slightly loud tone so that it sounded to everyone.

"Mas.. I told you! I'd rather stand up! And thanks for the offer!"

Then with an experiment that was somewhat filled with emotion, the young man replied.

"Mom! Who wants a seat?!! I am going down! Look noah! The place I came down was far away..!!"

Girl : $@@@###*

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