Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(31-33)

[31] Fermented

A: #kreekk, open the door

B: who is it?

A: this is Cat

B: lie, cat can talk

A: uh, I mean a rat really I'm a rat.

B: oh Rat, by the way donk from earlier.*sleep again

*in warteg

A: mbak.. mbak..why is there hair in my food?

Who said it was hair.

A: what is donk if not hair?

B: that's armpit hair

A: Ohh.*continue eating

*rain

A: get out of there, test it

B: how did I get sick?

A: oh, yes, if so wait for the test to go away first

A: I bought Dvd

B: what's the title?

A: “si mute that many bacot” same “si blind whose eyes are jelalatan”

B: #nelen TV

*lapers

A: I laper, call 14045 aja yok.

B: yes, but I forgot the tlp no

A: I also want it

#sama-sama b*go

*drinks

A: mbak, orange juice a glass of how much?

B: Rp 5000

A: how much half?

B: Rp 2500

A: What drop?

B: Free for a drop

A: if it is dripin in a full sampe glass yes..

\[32\]Thyperate paintsperiphery

TV VS HP Wife and Fuck

The wife is like a TV, and the affair is like HP. At home watching TV, take a walk

HP.

No money? Watch TV. A lot of money ? Search new HP 😀

TV does not require a lot of spending. But HP, ga charged pulse yes can not be used.

TV is big, fat and old little (think old TV muehehehe) but HP, usually cute, design

nice and nice to carry everywhere.

Cheap TV operating costs. But HP expensive coyy.

TV is hard to hide. HP is very easy to get 😀

Bikin bosen TV show. THE HP? No bosennya 😀

Watch TV usually from one side. But HP can go back and forth 360

degrees 😀

Don't Put HP on TV !!!

High radiation bray 😀

[33] Bsiberial pain K ⁇ ⁇ ⁇

Viewers, not wanting to starve their two young children, a neighbor slit his throat

chicken neighbors to be used as opor..

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The bald man was found dead from being grabbed by his wife.

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Allegedly upset because often told his employer, a maid in Java

East was desperate to iron her employer's clothes.

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Breaking News: The government plans to turn the ER into an Emergency Control Unit because many teenagers have not been able to move on.

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Tragically, a baby in Madura was born without teeth.

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Creative! An SD student creates a plane

from paper that can fly.

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The police had trouble interrogating the students involved because they used alay language.

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The corruptor profession is now in demand by the public because in just a few years it can have a turnover of tens of billions of rupiah.

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A 5-year-old baby in America won the record for speaking English.

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Many roads are potholed, the government has a thousand dentists.

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Tired of being a Badminton athlete, Pebulu Tangkis Indonesia turned into an athlete

Badminton.

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Launching milk in Japan, UltraMilk changed its name to UltraMan.

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A number of ghosts immediately waved to the camera after knowing that the guts test participant this time was Ustadz.

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Tragic policeman who was asleep crushed truck.thank God he did not wake up. so fleeting inpo.

*******

🄱🄾🄽🅄🅂!!!

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These are tips for practicing patience, please practice:

Nyabutin grass uses butt

Fussing home with cigarette foam.

Chasing the train with a tricycle for children.

Calculate rice sekilo a grain .

Nganterin ex to her new boyfriend's house.

Waiting for the busway at the train station.

Enter the thread into the needle hole while riding bajaj.

Eat porridge with chopsticks

Wake up police sleeping for prayers

Nyuapin pancoran statue.

𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)......