Funny Story Set

Funny Story Set(43-45)

[43] Fenugreek paints paints paints

It is said that there are a pair of Chinese and Arab friends again confused because their business went bankrupt. After turning the brain hard, they agreed to open health services. So the Chinese became the sinshe and the Arab became the physician.

After 1 week of practice, the healer remained quiet, but the sinshe began to flood the patient. The healer turned his brain to fight the sinshe.

So the healer issued a move by putting an announcement in front of his practice room: "If Not Cured Money Back 3x Fold"

The tactic worked, the patient came to the doctor. Sinshe sewot's turn and then make sense. "Haiyaaa, good enough if you feel sick and do not recover get money lha..."

Then he came to the doctor.

Si sinshe: "Haiyaaa, please owe. Owe got a dead sore lasa. Owe can no longer lasain lasa any food that owe swallow, haiyaa..."

The doctor: "Ana thinks it's gamfang ana heal."

Then the doctor called his assistant.

The physician: "Hasaaanannn, you bring medicine number 14 here."

As soon as possible the assistant named Hasan brought the number 14 drug and by the healer was given to the sinshe. And the sinshe chewed immediately before swallowing the number 14 drug.

Si sinshe: "Haiyaaa, this is not lhaaa medicine, but chicken tai ni."

The physician: "Ente is right. That's chicken shit. It means you're cured and you're not numb anymore." The sinshe came home irritated at losing his mind. Then he again turned his brain thinking to find the sense to defeat the healer and at the same time get the money of the healer. So this time the Sinshe again pretended to be a very chronic forgetful pain.

Si sinshe: "Haiyaaaa healer, owe sick forget once. Owe forget all the events and memoli owe. Hiyaaa, please owe."

The physician: "Gamfang. Ana fasti please you and you fasti healed. Medication ana mujArab once."

Then as usual the physician called Hasan the assistant.

The doctor: "Hasaaaaan, you brought here medicine number 14."

Si sinshe: "Haiyaaaa, owe don't want to eat tai ayaaaam anymore".

\[44\]Healing Psiga ⁇ ⁇ Psiga

"Oh, that's okay, sir," said the salesman, "Can't I wait for your wife here?"

The man allowed the salesman to wait in the living room, after which the man left the salesman for three more hours.

Because for too long, the salesman finally felt anxious and called the man the owner of the house, "May I know where your wife went?"

"He went to the cemetery" the man replied.

"When's he coming back?"

"I don't know at all" said the man. "He's been there for 11 years."

[45]Thyperate Ferinal paints

This incident occurred at a bus terminal when Lebaran. At that time the terminal was crowded, so to walk was difficult. A young mother, with great difficulty, was finally able to reach an empty bus and sat in it waiting for the bus to depart. 

But suddenly the mother felt kebelet want to urinate, because the terminal was crowded, finally the mother was forced to pee in the bus seat.

Soon a father came to sit next to the young mother. Seeing his seat wet, the father asked :

Bpk: Sorry ma'am . , why is this seat wet ?

Mother: Oh . Sorry, this . . anu . . , my perfume was spilled . ., no lid . . . .

Then the father took out his handkerchief and began to clean the seat. But suspicious of the other smell, the handkerchief was kissed . . . .

Finally smiling, the father said :

" Wah . . . Bu . , , this kind of perfume . , I have the lid.

Positive Think ajh.... Haha

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