Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(58-60)
[58] Psiberium paints Psion Psiga ⁇ Hajai
There was a young man who wanted to
ask the same Mr. Haji
Young man: Can I answer
my questions?
Hajj sir: God willing I will
answer your question.
Young man: Are you sure? Whereas
Professors and many smart people
unable to answer questions
i'm.
Hajj sir: I will try as far as
my abilities.
Young man: I have 3 questions :
If God exists, then,
show me the form of God..
What is called destiny?
Satan was created from fire
why put it in hell
made of fire, certainly not
it hurts the devil.
Because they have the same element.
God never thinks
that far?
Suddenly Mr. Haji slapped his cheek
the young man was loud. PLAAAKKK
Youth: (while enduring pain)
Why are you angry with me?
Mr. Haji: I am not angry...
That slap was my answer
3 Questions you asked
to me.
Man: I really mean it
don't understand.
Hajj sir: How does it feel
my slap?
Young man: Of course I feel
be ill.
Mr. Haji: So you believe that
pain exists?
The young man: Yes!
Mr. Haji: Show me the form
that pain!
Man : I can't.
Mr. Haji: That is the answer to the question
first we all feel
the existence of God without being able
seeing forms.
Did you dream last night
will it be slapped by me?
Young man: No.
Mr. Haji: Did I ever think of
you will receive a blow from
me today?
Young man: No.
Hajj sir: That is what is called
destinies....
Made of what hands I
use it to slap you?
Youth : Leather.
Pak Haji: What cheeks are made of
yuu?
Youth : Leather.
Hajj sir: How does it feel
my slap?
Youth: Pain.
Hajj sir: Although a devil
made of fire and hell
made of fire, if God
willed then hell would
it becomes a painful place
for satan.
Subhanallah...
\[59\]Healing Psion
The First Night of Anton's Marriage
Today is Anton's wedding day
Beautiful (just a real proposal!), two
sejoli from a hamlet.
These two lovebirds are alike - just as ignorant of what to do at night
firstly. So on their first night
not filled with yahut "scenes,
they just sleep together.
fun for his first night?"
Anton answered plainly, "It's normal !
we're just regular sleepers."
Anton's father was surprised, "Lho so you guys don't
that's ?"
"That's what about Pak?", asked Anton
Father Anton wisely explained, "Gini
you Tole ! at night in the household,
you are required to have sex
with wife. How to 'fix' you are entered into
'that's your wife !"
He got an explanation from his father, Anton
practice at night.
The next day Anton's father asked, again,
"Where ? Assykan ?"
The Anton replied innocently as well, "Ashik
anyway, it's just a doang entry !"
Anton's father was astonished again, "Only entered ? not
outside ?"
"What about, sir? he said entered
told to leave?", asked Anton
Father Anton wisely gave a solution
"This is it, Le! tonight you're outside
deck your room! I'll bring a kentongan, please,
later if you hear the THUNG sound
the sign is entered, if the sound of THUNG
again it's a drawn sign ! ok ! "
"Okay, sir" Anton replied
Tonight Anton's father was getting ready outside
house near Anton's room and Beautiful with
the kenthong. Anton was ready.
At the right moment Anton's father sounded
1 THUNG clanging sound, got the mark
anton immediately began his task to
"entry". A few seconds later it sounded
THUNG's voice again, and Anton was instantly "pulled".
A few seconds later a voice sounded
THUNG again, and Anton went straight "in", so
until the sound of the clapping becomes
faster with a medium tempo
"THUNGS...THONG ...THONG ...THUNG...
THUNG... THUNG... THUNG"
Antonpun followed the rhythm and ending of Anton
his wife also got the meaning
really about the first night.
Unexpectedly came a bunch of officers
the same patrol - the same sound
clapping with a fast tempo.
The sound of the clapping was united with the sound of the clanging
Anton's father, so the tempo of the voice
kentongan became as fast as the tempo of his song
Metallica. This time was followed by Anton
THAK THUNG THUNG THUNG TERRR THAK
THUNG THUNG THUNG TERRR THAK THUNG
THUNG THUNG TERRR THUNG THUNG THUNG THUNG
THUNG THUNG THAK THUNG THUNG THUNG
THUNG THUNG THUNG THUNG THUNG THUNG THUNG
THAK TERRRR THUNG THUNG THUNG THUNG
THUTNG THUNG THUNG THUNG
THUNG GLERRR
"BAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAKKKK
................ !!!! ", Anton screams
[60] Fenugreek Shingle A ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇
A distraught father listens to the prayers of his young daughter when she is about to sleep.
"God, protect the mother, protect the father, protect the grandmother and accept the grandfather."
I don't know what happened, the next day my grandfather died. It was a very strange coincidence, the father thought.
A few days later the child prayed, "God, protect the mother, protect the father and accept the grandmother."
The next day, my grandmother died.
Jesus, thought the father, son I can communicate with the supernatural!
Then the father again listened to his son pray, "Lord, protect the mother and accept the father." The deg!! Just the father was surprised.
That night he could not sleep thinking about what happened tomorrow morning.
When driving up to the office his mind is not careless.
The lunch hour has passed, but nothing has happened.
He chose to spend the day at the office, drinking coffee and staying up late at night when the day changed.
When the clock showed 00:01, the father was relieved, the day had passed and he was still alive, safe, healthy waalfiat. With a light step he returned home.
"Yes, my goodness.The tumbens are we working overtime. What the hell is it?" ask his wife when she opens the door."I don't want to talk about this, today's photo is the worst day of my life" replied the husband.
"You know how you heard the story that I will tell, you certainly did not expect this worse than you expected.Tahu no. This morning Mas Anton neighbor we died" said his wife.
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