Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(97-99)
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A police officer was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated on him and advised him that everything was fine.
However, this police officer continued to feel something tugging at the hair on his chest. Fearing that this might be the second operation the doctor had not told her about, she finally got enough energy to undress her surgery so she could see what made her so uncomfortable.
It turned out that there were three wide bands of adhesive tape, firmly glued to his hairy chest, the kind that did not come off easily.
Written in large black letters there are sentences, and,
"Hopefully get well quickly from the nurse you passed last year..."
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A man had just been sitting in his chair next to a window on the plane when another man was sitting in a chair in the hallway and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat next to the man.
The first man looked very confused at the dog and asked why the dog was allowed to board the plane. The second person explained that he was from BNN and that the dog was a 'tracking dog'.
"His name is Sniffer and he's the best in our place. I'll show you after we air when I tell him to work."
The plane took off, and after the plane had sped up, BNN officials said, "note this."
He told Sniffer to 'search'.
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the hall, and ended up sitting purposefully next to a woman for a few seconds. Sniffer then returned to his seat and put a foot on the policeman's arm.
The pilot said, "Good dog", and he turned to the man and said, "The woman has marijuana, I recorded her seat number and the authorities will arrest her when we land."
"Well, that's pretty good" replied the first man.
Once again, the officer sent Sniffer to search the hallway. The dog snorted, sat beside a man for a few seconds, returned to his seat, and this time he put two claws on the agent's arm.
The officer said, "The man was carrying cocaine, so again, I recorded his seat number for the police."
Officers then told Sniffer to 'search' again. Sniffer walked down and down the aisle for a bit, sat down for a moment, and then ran back to the agent, jumped into the middle seat and started to poop.
The first person was completely disgusted by this behavior and did not know how or why a well-trained dog would behave that way, so he asked the officer, "What happened?"
The officer nervously replied, "He just found a bomb.
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RAHU PRAY
New Marriage: “Come prayers, one of the beautiful moments in my life is when you look at your face that is wet with ablution water, dear.”
Old married: “Eh coriander! Cepetan pray! Do I need to call the village for your nyolatin?! Huh!”
WAKE UP LATE
New marriage: “Love, you sleep really fast, I can't bear to wake you, afraid to disturb your beautiful dreams.”
30 Years of marriage: “Gilak! Lo sleep what's dead? Very henry! Woy build talc lo eaten chicken noh!”
PAS NIGHT JUM’
New Bride: “Ehem, Which definitely ning nong ning gung nunging, nunging, sunnah Rassul really!”
Older Bride: “Go to yassin bapak2 wire society, but the duration is dilama2in, males go home.”
IF YOU ARE LATE TO EAT
New Marriage: “Darling don't forget to eat well, so you always have the energy to love me.”
Past Marriage: “Ma’e, do not be late2 eat that, ntar dead.”
COOK MARITIME
New Merried: “Tau ga beb, when you took a shower earlier, I tried to taste your cooking taste salty. But once you're here at this dinner table with me, it just feels so sweet.”
Merried over 29 years: “This was lo condiment upil how many spoon anyway? How salty is gini!"
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𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).....
