Funny Story Set
Funny Story Set(82-84)
[82] Psiberip ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ 3 K ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ng ⁇ ng ⁇ ⁇ ng ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ngel ⁇ ⁇
After breaking the fast in a field stall, Mukidi approached the owner, “Uda, never heard a hadith who said that feeding the fasting person his reward is equal to the reward of the fasting person?”
“Yes, I hear a lot. Without reducing the reward of people who fast in the slightest,” replied Uda Asman (Asli Pariaman).
“Thank God, Uda apparently often njai ya?”
“What's the reason?” ask the owner of the rice field again.
“My wallet missed....”.
Hihihi, Mukidi is a pinter! The owners of kayak field stalls must ati-ati nih if Mukidi to stop by. His words are, really good at. jago make people want to make him become a jerky balado.
This funny story should not be imitated if you do not want to be a balado jerky. But if you want to stay rich in Mukidi, it means you need to learn the word gokil so that more good ngeles, uh shiny tongue.
\[83\]Terminal paintsperiphery
“Mas last time bukber on giggling talk frog what the hell?” ask Markonah.
“For once, I, Wakijan, Samingan sowan to mbah Joyongablak nanyain mate problem,” replied Mukidi. “When we came home, Mbah Joyo advised, ‘Ati-ati do not mince frogs.'”
“Celakanya, although already careful, Wakijan menginjek frog,” he continued. “Ngak long, Samingan also mengginjek toads. Just me who survived to home without mengginjek toads.”
“Indeed if you menginjek frog why?”
“Well, they were both worried, but long ago the words of Mbah Joyo were considered superstition. Uh, five years later after they married her bin ugly, bebel,” Mukidi explained again.
“Rupanya because of toad-ninjek, words of solah proved. You believe me, Nah?” tanyakanya.
“Believe the hell mas, I used to also menginjek toads...”
Hayooo, anyone want to copy Mukidi's funny story? Who wants to have a rich husband Mukidi, from now on get ready to inject frog yes rich Markonah.
[84] Fenugreek-Gsperium Sieve
“Then, with money Rp 5,000,- enter the supermarket, I can already get; bath soap, detergent, Indomi, canned milk, buttered soy sauce, even cigarettes,” story Mbah Marto Kapiran reminiscing about his past.
“Now everything is all expensive huh mbah?” chirps Mukidi.
“Not! CCTV is everywhere.”
Gubrakkkk, it turns out Mbah Marto is the old man, the older the more lost control. Thought he again represents a sad society because the price of basic food soared, eh not even ngajarin not really.
Fortunately, in this funny story Mbah Marto wants to repent. Try if the camera ketangkep fit again in action, it could even be a funny video material that is viral in sosmed.
It rarely does! Usually also join the study cake, momong grandson cake, arisan cake, well this even ngutil! Basic anti-mainstream!
🄱🄾🄽🅄🅂!!!
U ⁇ ⁇ ng ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ pain ⁇ ⁇ pain ⁇ pain ⁇ pain ⁇ N ⁇ n L ⁇ iga ⁇ ig ⁇
Every morning before waking up, Mukidi used to fart very hard. This certainly bothers his wife who sleeps next to him, especially if the shocking sound is accompanied by a pungent odor that has not been through emission tests, Markonah can be overwhelmed to withstand the smell.
“Mas, if your fart is always hard like that, be careful later your intestines come out,” said Markonah once.
One night while preparing chicken for sahur, Markonah stuffed chicken intestines into her husband's exhaust. He lowered his pants slowly, then inserted the innocent intestine. Markonah returned to the kitchen as if nothing had happened.
Sure enough, not long later when waking up sahur heard Mukidi farting loudly once, then suddenly saw her husband was flirted running to the toilet.
In the kitchen, Markonah pretends not to know. Soon her husband came out of the toilet with a pale face.
“Yeah Well, what you said is true! Last time my intestinal fart came out, fortunately I can put again.”
Wkwkwkwk, no wonder how Mukidi can enter the chicken intestine into his stomach. Where's dong going? Still good for small chicken intestine, lha if the inserted Markonah cow intestine???
Does anyone know how? Or have you ever tried? If not, do not try to copy this funny story! I want to take responsibility!
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