Funny Story Set

Funny Story Sets(4-6)

[4] Niethyperiafe pain

After getting a ban from his doctor

not to travel far

by plane, Gus

Dur then decided to travel far

using the train.

“You want to go on a Gus fire rail?

You think you can get it right

time by train?” ledek

the doctor.

“You don't underestimate, the car is sprawled

so loh!” answer the 4th President of the Republic of Indonesia

that's.

“Which trains can match

aircraft speed?” ask doctor.

“Oho.. You don't get it wrong. All the trains

can be faster than the plane,” to men

born in Jombang, East Java, 7

This September 1940.

“You dream time. Everyone knows too

if the plane was clearly faster

compared train,” cecar the doctor.

“Wah, you are wrong. It is now

the plane is faster. But it's because of the train

the fire could crawl. Try the train

the fire will be able to stand and run.

Wuiih will definitely be much faster than.

plane,” replied Gus Dur, welcomed face

wry the doctor.

\[5\]Feeding pain

There's a couple of newlyweds who are more affectionate. One morning the husband went to his office.

Husband: Ma, I'm going!

Wife: No breakfast first?

Husband: No, I'm not hungry!

Wife: What's wrong with you coming home?

Husband: Something is missing!

Wife: Don't have lunch?

Husband: No, I am not hungry!

Then with his message the husband approached his wife and kissed “(.)(.) his” (breast) while saying “ini lunch!” the wife also enjoyed being happy. When the afternoon before night the husband came home, to his surprise he saw the behavior of the wife, then asked.

Husband : “What are you doing!?”, because he saw his wife sitting on a live, hot rice cooker without \*\*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*. With a happy expression the wife replied.

Wife: Do dinner, mas! ………..

[6]Superficial pain Ethers ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ r ⁇ K ⁇ e ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ⁇ ng ⁇ ⁇ ⁇

Maman is a genius, a clever professor who manages to create an advanced robot, which has the ability to detect any lie said by humans. The robot will slap anyone who tells a lie. With pride, Maman brought the robot home to be exhibited to his son and wife. Maman waited for his son to come home to show his most sophisticated work.

But his son did not come home. After a long time, it was only the afternoon that the child came home.

“Asep, where are you from? kok clock like this just returned home” asked the Maman

“There are additional lessons pap” replied Asep, the child.

*PLAK!!!* The Robot slapped the child hard.

“Asep, this is a robot created by papap, he will slap anyone who lies! Now tell me honestly, why did you come home late??!”

“Sorry pap... I finished watching a movie at friend”'s house.

“Film what?”

“Pap” Comedy Movies

*PLAK!!!*

“Come tell me honestly what movie ??”

“Sorry pap... I watched porn” movies, replied Asep the child while looking down.

Hearing Asep's reply, Maman was immediately enraged. His eyes glare. Pointing, Maman said :

“You are well... Small-small already have such behavior? What would you want to be big???! Insolent you yes.. make shy papap ajah.”

“Truly embarrassing performance!!! papap time of your age never senakal you know !!!”

*PLAK*Maman the professor was slapped hard by the Robot.

Instantly, the atmosphere of the house was silent for a while.

Maman's wife, who had been listening to the incident, came out of the room and immediately said : “Abang how is it??? Just like his son! Apples never fall far from their trees, do they? Inget Bang, however, Asep was Brother's son, so..”.

*PLAK*The robot slapped Maman's wife before she could finish her words

And, at once the atmosphere of the house was silent.

𝚂𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚐𝚊 𝚃𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚒𝚋𝚞𝚛( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).......