I'm Not an Actor

I'm Not an Actor
Condemn his stupidity,,,, the,,,



A day at home alone makes me bete and prank. I wanted to use a testpack to test my urine, but later Yoga was disappointed. Because he wants him to test it himself.


Hh. He thinks he's a researcher who likes working in the lab at times. Don't-don't later if it's time to USG he'll see it himself. The doctor was told to wait outside.


I video call Mom and Diamond to remove my bet. And sure enough, joking around with Diamonds that started out funny made me keep laughing even though I was just joking on the phone.


"You haven't got any sign of the contents yet, Wid?" ask mom when I video call.


"Yoga bought a testpack from yesterday, ma'am," I replied.


"Continue the result?" ask mom to start kepo.


"It hasn't been used yet, how can you know the result."


"Lho why? Just keep peeing and keep dipping. It's hard." My mother thinks the same as me.


"Yoga wants him to test it himself, ma'am" I replied.


"Say I bought it from yesterday, why didn't you test it last night?"


I can't explain why. If you say we scramble a bowl containing my urine and then spill, surely mother will answer just pee again very difficult. I just happened to be that afternoon and I barely peed.


If I say the next reason is because Irene is there, then I think that Yoga will hurt my heart with the presence of a third person.


Well this is the third reason, about our evening activities. Surely mom will make comments continue to forget ngetes.


Ah, mending me just shut up.


"Heh. Asked if he was even bemgong. Answer the cake." I just laughed.


"Prophe napa, Mom. I'll know later too."


"When did you last menstruate?" Ask mommy already like a special gynecologist.


"I forgot, Mom. But as I recall, since marriage I haven't been mens yet."


"Yes already. It means you are positively pregnant. Don't take the test, I already know."


Ih, mom really knows. What if it turns out to be too late? Because even before marriage I was often late mens.


"What's up, Mom?" It was the voice of the father who seemed to have gone home from work. Why are you coming home from work at this hour? Isn't it usually five o'clock in the afternoon just to go home?


Spontaneously I looked towards the wall clock. Though in my hapeku there is also a clock in the upper left corner. I'm a panic-maker.


"Widhi is pregnant again, sir!" Nah, kan. I started spreading rumors in my house.


"Alhamdulillah. We'll have another grandchild." I was fed gossip from my mother. Wake this up until Yoga knows. I could be the one accused of doing my own urine test.


"Have you come home at this hour?" ask me to divert the conversation. Let them not be complacent with the gossip from mother.


"Feeling wants a new grandson. So you came home early" replied the father. Well youho. His intention to divert the conversation even his father replied there again.


Before long, I heard Andi and Tari. I wonder for myself, what is this about them coming to mom's house this afternoon.


Don't tell me if their ears are hot to hear gossip from mom, they just keep flying and they get home.


"Whose video call, Mom?" tanya Dance.


"It's the same for new mothers" replied the mother. Die me! If Dance knows, Yoga will know.


"Oh yeah? Who?" tanya Dance. I hid my face under my pillow.


"Deeh, the new mom-to-be wears shy. It's usual dong. Betewe, congratulations Wid. Diamonds want another sister." Then Tari left because she was called Andi mas before I used her shit.


Dancing Clarifies to Yoga.


"Dari's phone, the guy's still in front. Just call me, okay?" Haduh, the mother even went and looked for Dance while carrying her hape.


"Eh, don't bother just yet? We're talking seriously." Andi turned off my video call.


I just sent a message to Tari. I told you that the news from mom wasn't valid because I haven't done a urine test.


But unfortunately Tari did not open her hape anymore. The address he didn't read my message from.


Out of annoyance, I just threw my hape into bed. I watched television until the afternoon.


Today I don't want to cook. If you are hungry, just order online.


And it just so happened that until the afternoon I was not hungry either. I just ate this morning.


By five o'clock in the afternoon, Yoga had not yet returned. He promised to go home early because he wanted to test my urine.


I take a shower first, so that when Yoga comes home it will be fragrant. I accidentally didn't pee in the shower. I can hold it so that when Yoga comes home later it can be filled again the bowl.


Time keeps going. Yoga is not going home. I sent a message, but it only ticked one. This means that the number is inactive.


Not sure about that, I called Yoga. It clearly doesn't ring.


I'm getting more nervous because it's seven in the night. Not only was it restless waiting for Yoga but it was also because I was holding back my pee from this afternoon.


My stomach is also getting hungry. The worms in my stomach have begun to protest.


Instead of bedwetting, I also took out my urine. Let it be later if Yoga comes home, I take it out again.


I also ordered dinner for me and Yoga. And after my order came, I arranged it neatly on the dining table.


I also slip a candle to feel like a candle light dinner. Even if only at home.


Until nine o'clock in the evening, Yoga had no news. I'm really nervous right now. Yoga numbers cannot be contacted.


I don't know what time I fell asleep on the living room couch. I woke up to the sound of a Yoga motor and the door opened.


"Now we're home, Ga. He said he'd go home in the afternoon?" I am following Yoga inward. My eyes are still so sleepy.


"I've done a lot of work today." Yoga answered without looking at me. He just put his bag on the living room table, then into the bathroom and was there for a long time.


I went back to sleepy and lay down on the sofa in the living room.


"awake. Sleep in that room!" Yoga poked my shoulder. Tumben, usually he would kiss me and even carry me up to the bed before we finally had a night of exercise.


"You're a long time in the bathroom. What the hell is that?"


"When in the bathroom it's sleeping? Yeah, take a shower."


Yoga then went into the room. I followed.


"You've eaten, Ga?"


"Udah!" Yoga answered tightly and immediately laid himself against the wall.


"Yoga! What the hell are you? I've been waiting for you from the afternoon, holding back pee so that if you go home can go straight to the urine test, you even go home at this hour! I've prepared dinner, but you've already eaten. I was hungry from this afternoon! Now you sleep facing the wall! What do you want, Ga?"


I just kept on walking with a loud voice so upset.


"Aren't you already fighting my words? You've tested your own urine, haven't you?"


"Who said?" I asked with a rage.


"People in your house all congratulate me on having a baby!" answer the yoga that makes me limp.