I'm Not an Actor

I'm Not an Actor
Very old Angel,,,



After work, Yoga bought me two pregnancy tests.


"Why two? You want to wear it too?" I returned the other one to Yoga.


"Do you want us to get pregnant at the same time?" ask Yoga.


"Do you really want to get pregnant?"


"Religion. I am a donor still. You are pregnant" said Yoga.


"Enak in you dong, Ga. I'm the one who's gonna have to work hard to get pregnant."


"Eeh, it's been there in the first use of the testpack. I can't wait to see the results." Yoga encourages my body to go into the bathroom immediately.


"Patience, Ga. I haven't peed yet." I sat in front of the dining table enjoying the batagor that I had bought at the bricklayer who passed in front of the house.


Yoga sat in front of me. He just kept looking at me who was eating batagor.


"Nake?" I'm nodding.


"You want to, Ga? I bought two packs."


Without waiting for Yoga's approval, I opened the other batagor.


"Are you really buying me?"


"hey are. Let's eat mumpung still anget."


Yoga also immediately enjoy the taste of good batagor.


"Tomorrow I'll buy it again?" I offer Yoga.


"No, ah. If you want, buy it for yourself."


Yoga seems to be less like. Maybe because the sauce is a little spicy. Yoga is not so spicy.


"But don't eat this often. Pity later the dedeknya pesesesan," said Yoga.


"Dites has not done it yet."


"The food dyed dong. Even eat constantly" protested Yoga.


"And I told you, haven't peed yet. Do you pee, I'll test your urine."


Yoga ngakak while putting the dish and washing it yourself.


"Let me wash it, Ga."


"Just this one. Pity that his grandfather will be exhausted."


Ish. Yoga seems to have a really big child.


"No, Ga!"


"Not what?" tanya Yoga is confused.


"Not tested yet."


"Indeed you haven't peed yet, have you?"


As delicious as it feels, pee kebelet kok forced. I finally drank a lot.


"Eh, don't drink too much. It will be bloated!" Yoga immediately grabbed the glass I was holding.


I'm not even good myself. What if the result is negative? Wasn't he disappointed?


"Ga. I'm gonna pee. What if the result is negative?" manyworry.


"Yes, let's make it again. The more often made the chance of success is getting bigger, is not it?"


"Okay, ah."


I just go into the bathroom. Then I who had been in a small bowl held my urine.


"Ga! Where's testpack?" I screamed from the bathroom.


"Where did you put it?" tanya Yoga is already in front of the bathroom door.


"I don't know, I forgot."


Be me using the testpack I gave Yoga.


Yoga grabbed the bowl that contained my urine.


"Eh, no. It smells!" I'm trying to get him back.


Yoga avoidance. As a result my urine spilled onto the floor.


"Kok me? You play just take it. That's mine." I don't want to be blamed.


"Yes already. Just fill it again!" Yoga gave me that bowl back. Then he cleaned my spilled urine and splashed everywhere.


"I'm not really good anymore, Ga. Patience again, huh?"


"Hc. But don't throw it again!" sahut Yoga's.


"Your people swear I'm to blame."


I just stay Yoga out. I sit on the porch of the house. Let Yoga clean everything.


"Excuse me. There's yogurt?"


The irene? My eyes almost jumped in shock. He whom I had assumed had disappeared from Yoga life, suddenly appeared again.


"There!" I replied in a voice I made a sniffle. Let him know that I don't like his arrival.


"Can I see you?" Irene's voice was even more melodious. Duh. If the race is good I must have been eliminated first.


"What do you need?" I'm still with a sniffling voice.


"Hay, Ga." Irene unceremoniously walked in and spat out a cipiki in front of me that had already flipped towards them.


I saw him. Yoga is wrong.


"Why didn't you pick up my phone, Ga? You never read my message either." Irene sulked in a spoiled voice.


"I.mm..." Yoga is looking at me. I glanced at Yoga.


Then Yoga brushed off Irene's hand holding her hand. And walk towards me.


"Kok he's here anyway, Ga?" Irene was back.


"Ren, Widhi is now my wife." Yoga hugged me from the side.


Now replace the agape Irene. One palm covered his mouth. Seems afraid of laler's entry.


"You're serious, Ga?"


"Yes. I seriously. You think I'm messing around?"


"Ga! I thought you weren't getting married."


"Ngaco it's you, Ren. Which is not the danger. Apparently my wife has her own choice."


Irene looked at me sharply. Even sharper than razor. His breathing went up and down like he was holding back his emotions.


I remember when his ex-wife was angry with me. His expression is almost the same. Then suddenly attacked me.


This time I don't want to be cheated again. I'm ready to take cover behind Yoga when that happens. Not afraid of Irene, but I don't want to get hurt a second time.


"okay, Ga. I accept your decision. Please leave me. Forget me and your son!" Then Irene left us without saying goodbye.


I looked at Yoga's face. Yoga shrugged his shoulders.


"You've heard the original story, haven't you?"


I'm nodding. Fortunately, the Yoga story about Irene is exactly the same as the one that Dance told me. So I don't need to baper with Irene's words.


Maybe Irene thinks I don't know about her yet. So he's intent on ruining our relationship that hasn't been corny yet.


Hh. A day that makes the heart sport. It was not Irene's idea to destroy my relationship with Yoga, but her eyes that seemed to eat me alive.


Yoga locked the door, then pulled me into bed. You can tell what Yoga will do next.


Hap. It was yoga that finally ate me alive. As a result Yoga forgot its testpack. Because we spent the night alone.


Yoga will not give anyone a chance to ruin the atmosphere tonight.


Until the morning comes and Yoga must hurry to go to work.


"Ga. I'll test it myself, will I? You just wait for the result."


"Oh, no. Can't be like that. I have to wait for me in the afternoon. I'll test it myself."


Then Yoga immediately glided with his motorbike.


"Why not get in the car, Ga?"


"Macet! I'll be late. Please just heat up the car."


"I can't, Ga. I am usually your manasin. Haha."


Yoga nosedived my nose before leaving on his blind motor.