Wrong Room

Recognition

“Well congratulations Rey! Teneyata is still a gourmet, I think it's expired,” said Ferdy shook my hand as he reached out to my wife who had just given birth to my little angel.

“Kadaluara mbahmu kuwi!” I'll be heading to the kitchen soon. Preparing drinking water and dishes for Dad and his entourage. Soon my wife came, wanting to help me prepare a dish for them.

“Udah deck, you're in the room just rest. Or accompany mom in the living room, again nimang the little one,” I said attentively.

“What the hell Mas, I ain't papa. You'll have normal menggahirinya so yes already healthy this.” My wife said with a smile.

“Udah, please see what your handsome husband says. If I say rest, then rest. Don't take it like you're out of cigarettes! Now there, I want you to recover quickly, quickly healthy, and fast ..” I deliberately hang my sentence.

“What's hayo?” he heard his voice while glancing at me.

“That's fast,,” I said softly.

“That's what?” the more he sounded tempting his voice.

“Stttt, quickly find crickets.” I said half-laughing, and I saw the electricity was mesam mesem only.

“Back mas-mas! Even if you have recovered you still have to wait forty days,” said my wife while pinching my waist.

‘Lho, why Dek?” I said a little curious.

“Kan puerperium Mas.” My wife said she gave an explanation.

“Oalah, it's to Dek. Never heard the deck, first time studying Religion.” katakumanggut-mangut.

“Iya sayangggg, so during those Forty days I apologized. I cannot serve you perfectly as I always have,” my wife said as she leaned her head against my left shoulder. I stopped my activity of stirring sugar in the cup. I clenched her body, half hugging.

“If that is the condition, why apologize.” Hair kubelai.

“Emh, after knowing the time of Niphas Forty days, you do not think you want polygamy right Mas?” a duenggg! The question really surprised me.

“By the way the hell Dek. Is it not clear that you are?”

“Yes aja Mas, forty days will be long. Once upon a time there was a polygamous mind Mas.”

“Dih, amit-amit baby jabang Deck. I'm the only guy married because of the lust of a story on the KBM deck. No dear, you will know I married you because of Allah.” I said full of passion. I nodded my hug.

“Hmmm, Not because of kepepet ya Mas, for fear of being a weathered bujang ya Mas.” My wife said in a seductive tone. Quickly I let go of my embrace, pretending to cringe. I put sugar back in the drinks I'm going to serve.

“Huft, invited romantic even joking. Good thing your beautiful Dek, if ugly.”.

“Kalo ugly why Mas?”

“If uglykk,,, “

“Kalo ugly why sayangggg?”

“It's ugly I sackin, I give it to Ferdy the stumpy lizard that let you be his prey.” I said finally laughing.

“Iiiihhhh, too bar-bar you Mas.” saw my wife snorting annoyedly, flailing my arm, then shivering.

“Aduh, Ouch Deck!” I said complaining while grimacing in pain.

“Kapok, so don't be nosy,”

“Lah, you first. My time is said to be a weathered bujang.” He finally chuckled.

“Ya has brought her chips if so, let's go ahead.” I finally said.

“Emhh, kiss first,” he said while brimming. The cup! I kissed her left and right cheeks. Not too late for his forehead either. Cats in love fish Tuna ya instantly nyamber.

“His lips are, “ he said protest.

“Do,”

“His lipsaaa!”

“Do not!Danger,”

“Bi-beer-nyaaa,” he said as if sighing.

“Ih, kok maksa sih.”

“If you don't love me, I don't want to bring the chips.” My wife threatened.

“Okeeeee, here! But if Joni until renegade responsibility yes,” I said while putting back the tray that I had had time tote. And ready to embrace it.

“Waduh, ehhhh, no-no Mas. Ga so-ga so...” said my wife immediately shuffled a little away while laughing.

“Hmmm, here! He said he wanted to kiss his lips, come on!” I said while trying to red his hand. But soon in his face.

“Already know a new wrapping machine a year, use hot-panated everything. In contact with gas pol lah deck. Come on already here.” I said I tried to catch him again.

“Ish horrified akh! Kaburrrrrrrr, wekkkkkkk!” he said as he stuck his tongue out at me and ran darting into the front room while carrying the chip setoples.

“Awas aja you yes,” I said then followed him to the front room.

“Meta is still behind, she wants to come here with her friend.” Mother said while continuing to be cool with her grandson. Sure enough, before long Meta appeared with his friend. Sweet black girl with shoulder-length hair. I'll be right up to her on the porch.

“Lho Meth, your girlfriend didn't come here?” I welcome him with his friend.

“Have broken up Mas, ketauan cheating.”

“What, supra fit key chain have guts also make cheating,”

“Ihhh, what the hell Mas. Hanging gitu spelled out key chain.”

“Iya deh handsome, handsome pellet version ky Bedul. Just smell it, the same smell of flowers seven.”

“Makin ngaco akh Mas, already ah males discuss him. Nausea is talking about ex!”

“It is, let the former drown with his crickets.” Funny, he finally laughed.

“Yo Ra, we enter” take him to his friend.

I soon mingled with the others in the living room. There was happiness on my parents' faces, and so did my wife. Ach! I feel like my life is perfect.

“There is a candidate name is not yet Mas?” ask Meta who has now carried my daughter.

“Already dong!” i said sparkle.

“Rey, give me Rafatar's name. Let kayak son Artist,” said Aldo suggested, it appears he was cool with cashew nuts in his hands.

“My daughter Fer, from whom you are invited.”

“Buset, what girl? Kirain the guy. After his face is handsome like me,” he said with a crybaby.

“Freak ass.” Mother said and was greeted with laughter by us.

***********

At nightfall, everyone had rested in the room I had prepared. Except for Ferdy, he was forced to sleep in front of the TV room because the room was full. I intend to take drinking water for my wife but I undo my intentions when I see Ferdy who is busy watching television.

“Fer, help me dong!” I said from my door.

“Help what Rey?” ask her by looking at me..

“Come on! Joni is overwhelmed,” I said while winking.

“Ebuset Rey! Disgust the time I see your style macem bencong jablay like Rey,” I reeling laugh.

“Come quickly help me?” i said again.

“Iya, help what the hell?” still lying down.

“Have come fast!Don't cingcong much. Joni needs Bejo's help, overwhelmed him!” I said with a serious look.

“Haaa, seriously Rey. Didn't your baby give birth to Rey?” Ferdy's lecherous face immediately plastered in real.

“Have no noise, let's quickly enter the room!”I said rule.

“Ah is not Rey, make your dress is not funny. It's crazy you gave Anita to me. No, no, no matter what you are Rey,” said Ferdy ngomel-ngomel not kaluan.

“Oh yes already if Bejo do not want, tomorrow I will find another Bejo.” I said, pretending to close the door.

“Ehhhhh, yes, I did. Instead of being given to people,” said Ferdy again, and his lecherous face reappeared on his face. Between doubt and disbelief, Ferdy finally rose from his sleep.

“It's crazy what this Rey is.” Said begumam. But I can still hear clearly.

Half an hour passed, Ferdy exited the room. Sweat drenches the entire body. With a limp body, he finally seemed to drop himself on the mattress in front of the TV.

“Cricks you Rey, less work only night-night ngerjain people kayak gini,”

“Lha kmaren says Joni is a new player, if there is nothing to ask for help. How to?”

“Back Rey-Rey! But not for the business of lifting the bed and sliding the closet that is also Rey time. It was malem-malem again. Well Rey, PHP I'm Rey-Rey!”

“Dih, who is PHP. You're the one whose brain is.”

“Alahh mbuh Rey,” I can't hold my laughter.

“By the way, thank you yes. Already kindly gotong royong benahin my room,”

“Bodooo Amatttt Rey!” ferdy said and buried his face under the pillow. I laughed, even it felt.

“Ferrrrr ,,”

“Aparticularly?” he said, lowering a pillow from his face.

“There is still one more closet, one more round” I said while teasing.

“Opo don't think, lift it yourself. You son of a bitch Mukidi,” he said as he threw a pillow. I quickly closed the door too.