Wrong Room

I'm Vansh

Special fried rice has been served at the dining table. I saw my wife preparing a sweet Ginger drink for me. Drinks routine since I became Anita Wibisono's husband. He said so that I always look fit and primed.

“Dek, I'm starting work tomorrow. Good at home yes,” I said while picking fried bananas that have also been served at the dinner table.

“Iya Mas, you are also well working yes. And add spirit.” My wife said while taking a seat right next to me.

“I will miss you when I work on deck,” I said melow.

“Akupun will also surely miss you Mas.” My wife said, holding my hand.

“Prettt, what the hell Mas! Kayak Mo went to work in Arabia. Work leaves in the morning, afternoon at home again! Alay tau lah Mas,” said Meta who suddenly nongol from the front room.

“Dih, sirik highly. For us, a day kayak a year if you do not meet Dek?” I said while looking at my wife.

“Iya Mas, kayak time spins very long,” said My wife chimed in.

“Ya Greetings. Gini already dating in old age. Lebay ngalahin son SD dating.” Meta says while tepok jidat. Go ngeloyor, get in the bathroom. And was greeted giggling by us.

My wife is a typical woman who is humorous, relaxed, and very loose. One character with me, so I always easily establish communication with him. But what I remember most and must always remember is that he is typical of jealousy. Remember yes jealousy, so the reader if you enter the comment column do not anyone else say ‘pengen dong husband kayak bang Rey’ tar can-can my wife manyun seven days and seven nights. Pity the Joni was taken too long.

“Mas, later you download the Whatsapp application yes. So that later if you are already working, fitting in during the break we can Video Call,” said my wife while taking me a plate of fried rice.

“The phone looks that face is on deck?” my many.

“Iya Mas, so later you can see me again. And I can also know what you are again there.” he said sparkling.

“Wah, exciting tuh deck. So you can do ngobatin kangen after half a day did not meet.” I said no less happy. Honestly, not that I'm a katrok or gaptek. I was traumatized by the app. This WA was once on my phone. But just a week later, I deleted it because of one incident.

The office was in a meeting. Talk about declining office income. Boss suspects cheating on the part of financial staff. The atmosphere was tense, as the financial section did not accept the accusations. Finally, the meeting split into two camps. One is for the boss and the other is for the financial side. They are cluttering with each other's arguments.

Hateful eyes flashed clearly on their faces. The weather was suddenly hot, and I didn't know which side to take. The atmosphere grew tense as one of my friends kicked the table. Suddenly, all was silent, none of them spoke. A notification of the incoming WA message, I took my phone that I had placed on the table. Seen with Ferdy's name as the sender of the message. I open, a video is visible in my WA message. Actually I have not intended to rotate it, because I saw the condition of the meeting that was tense. But, bad luck is on my side.

“Wik, wik, wik, wik, wik, wik, wikkkkkkkkkk, eghhhhh, eghhhhh, eghhhh,,,, “ accidentally nudged the middle of the video. Play! The full volume of audio and the atmosphere that was quiet because of the tension made my phone sound very loud. Instantly, the whole view was on me. I was nervous, the phone fell. The popular song wik-wik era has been parodied either by one of the Indonesian youtuber. So it's not the rhythm of the song that sounds. Except moans like people who are making love. I saw the furious look of the Boss and my friends.

“Reyyyyyy, you had time to watch porn during a meeting like this,” said my boss full of wrath.

“Se-sewhile sir, sa-I can explain. It's not as it looks.” I said stirred.

“Meet, we delay!” the boss said as he left, came out and slammed the door.

“What’an the heck you ni Rey! Don't appreciate the meeting. There will be time for Rey to watch the game,’ fawning some of my friends.

“Bujang watch Rey,”

“Iya Rey, so perverted you Rey! Gali-liat place and time.”

“Iya Rey, the boss is disappointed as much as you are.you are the boss's favorite person here. Time even makes disappointed like that.” The other word. And there are still a few more that throw words of disappointment.

“I told you this was a misunderstanding, see what it really is. A moment..” I said while looking down. I took my phone that fell off. I would like to turn to them about the video, but it seems my friends are reluctant to hear my explanation. They were just like my boss, stepping away, out of the room, but surely no one dared to slam the door. Akh, fuck! It's all because of that kunyuk Ferdy.

Finally I rushed out of this room, wanting to go to the boss and explain everything. So that no prolonged misunderstanding. Out of the room saw some other employees looking at me, some were mocking smiles, some were flirtatious smiles. Worse yet, sir where is the owner of a flirtatious smile. Shucks! Normal is Sir!

“Reyyyy, divide his Link Dong!” they say compact. While laughing.

“Link dengulmu amohhhh!” I said, handing them a fist.

*************

“Be careful on the road Yes Mas!” my wife said while driving me to work this morning.

“Ya deck, you take good care of yourself at home.” I thrust out my hand, grabbed it and kissed the back of my hand. Then I replied by kissing her forehead. The wave of his hand gave me an incredible spirit on the first day of my work with this new status of mine. In my heart I promise, I will give him the happiness of the world and the Hereafter.

“Wah, the new bride has started to do nih,” my arrival to the office today was immediately welcomed by my office friends. My friendly, humorous and a little silly carry made me have a place in their hearts.

“Iya Nih, kangen you guys are gathering with you.” I said to them.

“Yok ah Rey, her first night story,” says Riko.

“Ya Rey, please-call before returning to duty.” Aan chiming.

“Samely, kayak your first night-you are too. Is it different?” I said flat.

“Ya is the same anyway, Just want to hear the story from another version aja,” said Danang

“How are other versions?” I was a little surprised.

“The first night of the war version of your model.” said Danang, who was then greeted with laughter by all the men who were hanging out in the office coffee break room.

“Walah, Your Codot Nang.” The more they grow laughing. And the typical jokes of adult men are increasingly flowing uncontrollably.

“How much is Rey round?” ask Andi.

“Three Dong!” I answered with a proud smile. Hmm, this is how they gather. Buttons too now I.

“Well, emank how much should it be?” many wonder.

“Seven times dong Rey, kayak I” sound Riko.

“I'm six times Rey,” the puffer Aan

“I dong eight,” Andi do not want to lose.

“Ahhh, cemen all. I'm here, nine times.” Danang said arrogantly.

“Buset bye, kayak Indonesia vs Real Madrid bye.” I said slurping. And back to laughter from friends.

“Star what time is Lu Nang? Awesome bang.” Andi said amazed.

“Jam ten dong, run three o'clock in the morning. Until you can't wake up again in the Cave!” danang said enthusiastically.

“What? Star ten, run three. Nine times the goal. Dentar deh, like something strange,” I said for a moment, even though the laughter slowly stopped.

“Whatever Rey?” asked Badrun, who had been silent.

“I only three times, it's star out isya Boy! Run around by dawn. That's my bini who lemes. Well, Day Danang Star ten o'clock Three with nine goals. This is fine, bearti cemen you dong Nang.” I said, this time I was bragging.

“Lha, how can Rey?” asked Danang while frowning.

“Five hours to nine rounds, I'm eight hours just three rounds. It means my first night is more quality dong,” I said spirit.

“Means loe?” simultaneously they asked in the style of clanking.

“Means the Joniku is strong and durable. While the Danang,, Peltu.” I said later. With smile.

“Peltu? What is Reyyy peltu?”

“Tempel Metu,, “ I said as I got up and left, carrying a triumphant smile.

The laughter broke unstoppable. Making fun of Danang who is now in shock, sitting drooping like a scene in the movie Wife stay husband because in the cast of actors.

“Peltu, your teeth are soplak Rey-Rey,” I faintly heard Danang swearing.

***********

“Dek!” call me from the bedroom door to my wife watching television in the living room.

“Ya Mas,”.

“Meta where?” tanyaku later.

“Have slept maybe Mas.”

“ Yes Already, Wine deck!” I said give the code.

“Wine what does it mean Mas?” ask my wife confused.

“I don't like idle.” I said while playing with my eyes.

“Ish, “ said my wife while grinning.

“Already with you tu strowberry.” I said again.

“What else is it?” he said more astonished.

“Always obsessed with giving.” I said giggling.

“Hah, there's-there's only Mas.” My wife said she stood up, turned off the television and approached me. I quickly grabbed his hand and entered the room. But I haven't had time to close the door, heard the sound of Meta shouting from the door of his room.

“Mas Rey, Sister Anita! Banana!” his yell. Then my wife and I compact nongolin head from behind the bedroom door.

“What's a banana?” my many.

“Want to have a partner,” says Meta manyun.

“Markisaaaa,,” I said together with my wife.

“Markisa? What?”

“Let's be patient.” I said my wife and I were compact with laughter.

“Ishhh, you guys are evil.” Blamm! suses room door closed Meta.

Leaving us who were still giggling, I soon closed the door. And, click! Room lights off. Know everything, if there is a click there will be something bubbling, the earth swaying, and the leaves falling.