Wrong Room

Scandals

A Casio Sporty-type watch was coiled around my wrist, a gift from my wife. I looked at my wife's watch and face sitting right in front of me in turn.

“Where? Like?” tanyanya asked for my response.

“Likes, really likes. Luxury watch, Surely the price is expensive?” I said.

“Yes, that's my savings since I first worked. A quarter of my salary I save with the intention of buying expensive and luxurious gifts for anyone who will become my husband later. A special person who will accompany me on a beautiful and happy journey,” He said and looked at me.

“And I am grateful that I am the one who became that special man.” I said with a smile.

“The gift actually means something,”

“There means? What?” I asked while frowning.

“Emh, the watch shows a time. You know, time cannot be repeated. Time will go on without us being able to stop it. So with that watch I hope you can always appreciate your time, especially when you are with me. I don't want when you are with me, you are still busy with something else. I want you to leave all your business behind when you are with me. And for sure I hope you can fill your time as well as possible. And the best time is when with family.” Reveal my wife with a meaningful look at me, her husband. I clasped his hand, I clasped it tight.

“Trust me, I will try to be the best husband for you. I will share my work and family time as well as possible.” I said convincingly.

“Will you promise me something Mas?”

“God willing ,,”

“Promise don't bring work to home,”

“Appointments,, “

“Promise don't Play Mobile at home,”

“Promise, and no need to worry about five years hold Android content is still factory default, there is one application donwnload’an, bubble shooter.” I said with a laugh.

“Ih, old toy balloon. Like a little boy,” said my wife was teased

“Ya out to play a real balloon like a big boy no one wants to give thanks,” I said teasing.

“What’an anyway?” He said with a smile, embarrassed.

“Now change, I also want you to promise,” I look fixed eyeball.

“God willing ,,,”

“Promise never feed me with RICE CRUST,”

“Appointments,,”

“Promise learning to peel salak well and correctly,”

“Yeee, I'm good at it. I'm not Nia Ramadani kali Mas,” she said as she pinched my spoiled waist. Hmmm, it's already starting to dare him.

“Promise will be the wife of sholeha and Panutan for our children later?”

“Give me the best, then I will give the best for you, for our family,” this time while thrusting a face. Without a second thought I kissed her forehead, then her cheeks, then,,,, her cheeks again. His cheeks are left and right. If I only peel the left cheek, then the right cheek can move. That's it already. Lips, sensor.

“Sinian sat him down, next to me. I also want to give you a gift,” I said to him while gently pulling his hand that had been held by me. He said, sitting right next to my left. I stretched my left hand over his shoulder, half-hugging. My wife seemed half shocked by my treatment.

“Halal is free Deck,” I said with a smile, I made a grin as possible. Back he bowed in embarrassment. Then I took the wallet that was still in my pants pocket. I opened it with my right hand. My left hand that had been sticky on his shoulder was reluctant to let go.

“Dek, take the yellow card,” I said while thrusting my pocketbook at him.

“Eh, not that one Deck! If that's the case, Timezon card,” he grimaces, sweet smile.

“ATM This Mas?” he asked after getting the card I meant.

“Yups, from now on you are the owner. All my pay goes in there, starting tonight I trust you completely. My new management. Oh, yep! My income I think is enough for our needs, especially now that we are both alone. So for that I ask your willingness to stop working, just at home. Focus on me and my family in the future. Hows it? Ready to stop working?” at length I said my point.

“It is with pleasure Mas,,,” he said, then leaned his head on my shoulder. Ah, the fish is almost nearing the hook.

“Alhamdulillah, tomorrow you can start using it. Now the balance is not too much anyway, the new equivalent of Bill Gates' salad is,”

“Wow Bill Gates is the richest man in the world Mas, seriously you Mas,” said My wife with a surprised mimic.

“Yes seriously Dek, as long as the balance of Atta halilintar, Rafi Ahmad, and Ardie Bakrie joined my Balance,” I said laughing loosely.

“Ih, you bummed Mas,” he said while lashing out spoiled my chest. Ihhh, gemes it feels. If only I had more courage, I would have taken him to the sky.

“Not yet sleepy right DeK?” tanyaku later.

“Not yet,”

“Tell me your childhood dong Dek!” I said as I stroked her hair. For a moment after setting my breath, my wife began to tell stories. About his school, about his friends and about his silliness with his friends.

“Loh how can Dek?”

“Iya Mas, so when he threw the former gum, it turned out to be Pak Guru, the severity of the candy was stuck in the mustache. Trus Pak Guru shouted ‘Badness, who dares to throw gum at me this, the smell of jigong is forgiving. Feel like fainting me, let's say!’ so Mas. Then we pointed at Mukidi. Well, from that moment on we no longer saw Mukidi in our Class, and we did not see Master Moustache anymore. When we asked where the moustache was, Mr. Teacher said the moustache was shaved. Trauma with jigong Mukidi.” My wife and I greeted her with laughter.

“Trus, Mukidi where is Dek? Out of school?”

“No Mas, she dropped off class. Returned to fifth grade. But Alhamdulillah Mas, even though the SD was good but the best news, now I hear he became Lurah in the Backward Village Alon-alon,”

“Alhamdulillah, which person we know ya Dek.”

“Betul it Mas, now replace. Tell me about you who used to be Mas,”

“Waduh, don't Deck. I'm shy.’

“Hmmm, cheat! Yes already, tell me about you the same Bu Rina aja Mas,” Ebuset. The disgrace that I have covered up. Where did my wife know about the story.

“Ah no, what story is it. Very quality slang story that Dek,” I said cover shy.

“I already know Mas, our wedding preparation time the other day, the Meta will come. And she told me all.” Alamak, the rese boy turned out to be the culprit. Silent for a moment, my wife looked up at me.

“Yes yes, I'm telling you! So the story was that time in High School, teenagers termnya. Our mischief is standard only, actually, just wrong people. At that time we guys like jailin girl, not a mirror? Well, the mirror we slip into the shoes on the top of the rope. After that, we went to the girls who stood up. What are you for?”

“You see daleman right,”

“Betul. But yes it is, the unfortunate unachievable profit cannot be denied. I put my leg wrong. It turned out that my target was to get to Bu Rina, her position was to turn her back on what's more, Miss Rina's skirt was almost as gray, so I thought it was a girl student. As soon as I was busy with the daleman, there was a thud behind me, I replied ‘Iya-iya yellow, tar again replace’ I said whispering, uh the one behind cleared again. I replied again ‘Iya, there are lace too. Trus there, ‘ not finished I talk my head deflated. I turned, uh it turned out to be the Headmaster, surprised I was. Even more shocked after knowing what I peeked at Bu Rina. I swear a lot of shame, especially the children have been in a bunch behind me. And as punishment I sunn the Headmaster. And was given the award of a necklace that read ‘REY MESUM’ so Dek. Satisfied?” I asked while manyum. He chuckles. Basic yes woman.

“Why don't you ever have a girlfriend Mas,” suddenly he asked again, in a serious tone.

“Actually want the Dek find a girlfriend. But,,,”

“But why Mas?” there was a curious tone to the question.

“Every night of Mang Kosim week always ngajak nyari Jangkrik, so no time to nyari chick.” I said laugh.

“Ihhhhh, lie..”.

“Bener, ntar asked Mang Kosim,”

“Long,”

“Bener.”

“Long,”

“Bener Deck.”

“Lies,” this time while raising his head looking at me.

Without a second thought I grabbed her little lips with anxiety. Second, two seconds, three seconds,,,, three minutes. Anxious kiss turns into the kiss of two adults who are looking to shed their desires. I don't know what his name is. Because this is the first thing I did. His heart beat was as simple as my heartbeat. It shows that what we did was really the first time for him and for me. I'm looking for a light switch that's on the wall right over the side of my bed. Click, extinguish! I slowly opened everything that was on my wife's body. Then ......

“Tok! Geck! Tok!” a tap on the window. I'm an honor, my wife is no less surprised. Quickly he pulled the blanket, covered his body that I don't know. Sensor yes! I who was still fully dressed immediately opened the window curtain, peeking at who was outside.

“Tok! Geck! Tok!” it sounded again, louder. Because my position is near the window. Slowly open, a little!

“Cieeeeeee, Joni clumsy .........” Ferdy popped out the window.

“Astaqfirullah, wedus, semprul, jaran, lizard, juangkrikkkkkkkkkk ,,, just want to start Cukkkkk.” vows are very cocky. He doesn't know how to proceed in this direction. It's almost in the cut. Fucking brother shucks. I took something that was on the bed, by then. Because my lights are off and just dim. I threw it at Ferdy who had run off the ridge.

“Yes Allah, give her a beautiful paradise. If it could be now, Yes Allah,” umpatku shrivel. I immediately closed the window with the curtain. I went back to my wife.

“Sorry Yes Dek,” I said feel bad.

“Ga pa-pa Mas!” he said, I still see his smile in the dim.

“Ya More yok Dek!” I said and went back to bed.

“Let's go Mas, Take the one you threw earlier Mas!”

“Lho, why’an Dek?” many wonder.

“Dalemanku all Mas.”

“Alamak, I fainted first yes dek.” I said while dropping down on the bed.

‘Be careful you're Ferdy, I'll bring in a squad of crickets on your first night'