I Love You Dr. Chicanery

I Love You Dr. Chicanery
Department of Internal Diseases



"Ray, are you pregnant?" asked Ummik a few days after I did a test pack with Eve.


"No, Mik" I replied.


I think I know who told Ummik.


"Eve said ...."


".... Eve said Raya was pregnant? Is the nettest pack positive?" as if.


Ummik.


"Is it really tested?"ask Ummik.


I nodded indifferently "Yes. The line is one."


"Said Eve two lines?"


"One, Mik. Raya loh see for yourself using the eyes of Raya. The line is one, Mik!"


"Ah, confused Ummik would be. Said Eve two. You said one. Why not just repack" asked Ummik.


"Depart, Mik! Wait until a few more weeks if Raya does not come by the moon as well"


"Why not now?"


"Raya hasn't had a chance, Mik ...."


"How was it not yet? In the hospital there must be a lot of test packs, right? You can't make it 2-3 minutes?"


"Depart, Mik! It must be a test!"


"Why are you, Ray, like someone who doesn't want to have kids? Don't you want to have children?" Unexpectedly Ummik even scolded me.


"Ummik?? Why did Ummik become furious?"


"Once you are, if Ummik again wants to discuss the desire of a grandson, you must be ogah talking about it. People don't like having children like that! You see donk Hawa his son already wants two, well you invited ngomongi it aja you lazy!"


"What if he said his son was that, Mik?Athaghfirullah, Mik. It's not like not having children. But Raya just does not want to give false hope to Ummik. Wait at least 5 or 6 weeks to get married. Wait until Raya there is a morning sickness scene like on tv. That hueg.hueg, Mik!" I said I imitated the sound of people vomiting.


"Your life is dramatic!" ummik said annoyed. "You just have to check again or USG to get caught, what's the trouble?"


"It's not hard, Mik! The difficult one will convince Ummik if already disappointed. Ummik is telling his people. Later if examined once Raya is not pregnant, Ummik will grieve for days. No ah, Mik! There will be a time when Raya will be found out on her own if pregnant. Now Raya lazy check-check is not clear" refused me.


Ummik's face instantly turned cold as I reached out my hand to kiss her hand and left for the hospital.


"You check it later, USG in the hospital. Bring the results home show to Ummik. The result is pregnant or not Ummik does not care. The important thing is to check first!"


"Ummik .. "protestmu.


"Or don't go home!"


"Ummik???!!!!" pekiku. "Ummik ngusir Raya from home? Jeez Ummik, his own son until expelled because of grandchildren who have not been seen the trunk of his nose. This is too much"


"You are outrageous! I do not want to follow the simple Ummik's will like that. Ummik is not grandiose. Ummik just want you to check. The result is pregnant or not Ummik can accept. Or maybe you are the one who does not want to get pregnant? You wear KB? You take the Pill?"


"Oh my God, Mik. I don't use KB, really! Swear, Mik! Geez, look at your grandmother, baby .... You have not been seen or not, Mother has been expelled from the house because of you. Malas Mommy menggahirinya you this way!" I said as I stroked my stomach as if I were talking to the child in my womb.


"Yerome!!! You can't say that. What a disgrace to your words!" Ummik was more angry to see my acting joke.


"Hadeeh, yes, Mik. Already angry. Ummik went to Raya. Later if Raya comes home, Raya bring a testpack from the hospital. Tomorrow morning, we'll test together. Let Ummik believe the result is negative. You see if USG is free too, Mik. Even if you are pregnant, the fetal pouch will also not be visible before pregnancy is above 4 weeks"


Ummik slightly melted his heart because of my words.


"So, if Ummik's grandchild really exists, he calls you Mother?"


Ummik really. Just hearing my acting jokes has made Ummik smile so happy.


"Yes, Mik. Mother Kingdom. Mahfudz's father and Farida's grandmother. Ummik happy?"


Ummik looks very happy to hear it. I don't know why I see Ummik so happy, I'm happy too. It felt like seeing that smile forever expand on Ummik's face.


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[Son Hannum, what else? Lunch, yuk]


[I'm guarding the nurse station, Ray]


[Oh, so? I can come donk there]


I know Mr. Hannum must be confused as to why I'm acting so familiar with him. Yes, we were once close. But that's not very close. Moreover, it was a long time ago, many years ago.


[In obgyn boring. There are no friends]


I ngeles at him. I really need to find out about that nurse named Rini. Until now I have not made any progress in investigating it.


[Yes, it has come. Don't forget to bring plenty of food!]


I smile. Food is easy! Immediately I went to the cafeteria to buy a bag full of fried foods to take to the internal medicine department.


Brother Hannum greeted me at the nurse station interna.


"Wow, brought real. In what order is this? Is there a birthday?" kak Hannum Canda.


"Say he bring food. Yes, I brought it here. Bete knows, there is nothing fun to talk to in Obgyn. Usually, if I eat lunch like Mahfudz, but he's out of town to the hospital network" I said stale.


Of course my eyes while looking for the nurse who passed by. Hope to find one of the nurses named Rini.


"Oh, so your husband's out of town again. I don't know. It is only a few days never seen" said Kak Hannum while continuing to eat fried foods that I carry.


"He's gone for almost 2 weeks, really. At least a week back" I said.


"Pity donk newlyweds, be taken weeks" teased Kak Hannum.


I laughed a little but my eyes were now fixed on a nurse who was entering this nurse station. I saw Rini Febriani M's bet name. My heart was beating. Is this the Rini I'm looking for?


"Whose side is this?" tanyakanya.


Brother Hannum pointed at me. Nurse named Rini looks hesitant to take the fry. Although I don't wear snelli (my white coat) but it seems he knows from my appearance that I'm one of the doctors at this hospital.


"Take it! I bought it to eat, really!" I said friendly.


"Really, Doc?" tanyakanya.


"Yes, take it, don't be shy" I said.


"I ate, yeah, Doc!" he said he was still making small talk. "I'm so tired, Hannum. Grandma I said that yesterday, so chatty. I'm having trouble coping. Earlier, I was told to clean the diapers because the grandmother defecated even though there was her family. But he wants me to clean it" he lamented.


"Propag .... It is true that work in the geriatric division. His name is taken care of elderly patients are all kinds of complaints. Geriatrics is as difficult as the children's department. The patient is equally fussy. Equally childish. So more or less just take care of the children as the elderly, right Doc?" ask Hannum to me.


I smile nodding.


"You're a nurse in the geriatric division?"my many.


The nurse named Rini nodded. Geriatrics is a branch of medical science that focuses on the treatment of diseases, diagnosis and prevention of diseases that affect the elderly or the elderly.


"So the medics are stationed anywhere, it takes patience" I said. "You want it in the geriatric section, kid, obgyn all just as hard. If in obgyn you need patience to face the mothers who will give birth. Their various conditions and characters. Some are patient with pain. But there are also impatient people. It is the same with elderly patients. Some are getting older and more ugly, some are quiet, some are more sensitive and irritable. Be patient, consider it your own grandmother or grandfather" I said.


The nurse named Rini nodded.


"Numbers, this Rini is still a new nurse in geriatrics. So not used to the patients" said Kak Hannum.


"New?" my many.


"Yes. New. How long have you been here, Rin?" ask Hannum to Rini.


"It hasn't been 2 months" replied Rini.


"Before you were in geriatrics, where did you work?" ask me to know.


"I just graduated, Doc! New STR can be accepted directly for work here. Directly placed in geriatrics. This was really my first job experience" he said.


"Ooo, fresh graduate?"


Rini nodded.


If this Rini is only about two months old working in this hospital, it means he's not the one I'm looking for. The Ayuni case happened about 4 months ago. If not him?What about the other two nurses? How to investigate 2 other nurses? I can't ask for help, Hannum, I thought.


"Well, whoa, whoa. Lately the department of internal medicine is often visited by doctors obgynya SM huh?"


Ali's voice broke my daydream about nurse Rini.


"I'm here to have nothing to do with you" I said regretfully.


"Then, who are you here to see? Your husband? Isn't he in the hospital anymore? Or are you here to actually meet your ex-boyfriend?" Ali pointed at himself. "But you're a prestige, a shame?"


I laughed and got up from my seat. I want to get out of here as soon as possible. This Ali sucks and will soon be looking for me.


"Just 2 weeks left by your husband, you can't stand it and want to come to your ex. Is that not outrageous, Raya?"


Brother Hannum and Rini just fell silent pretending not to listen to me and Ali.


"I'm here to see Hannum. We're old friends" I said.


Brother Hannum nodded his head assent.


"And you, don't worry, Ali! Mending you change your ugly perfume. It smells really bad and stings!" my tease.


I'm serious about the perfume Ali wears. It smells really bad and makes my head dizzy. I don't feel like lingering around him. I gotta get going.


Just two steps I took, Ali prevented me.


"Penhaligon's Bleinhem Bouquet. I'm still wearing the brand of perfume you used to give me birthday gifts. You like the smell, right? Now you don't like it? What perfume does Mahfudz wear? At least cheap perfume under a hundred thousand" he mocked.


This Ali is really shit!


"It's none of your business. Even the smell of my husband's armpits is more fragrant than your perfume! And again you should check that your perfume is original or not. It doesn't smell like I ever gave it!" i said annoyed.


Ali sniffed the smell on his shirt. I'm sure it doesn't smell the same as the perfume I gave her once. Ah, who cares anyway. I don't care if she wears any perfume. For whatever reason, it doesn't matter at all!


I turned my back and I'm going back to obgyn.


"Hey, Raya! There is no problem with this perfume. It still smells the same. Better get your nose checked into ENT! Or ... ahhh, right! Why don't you check your menstrual cycle first. Maybe you're pregnant?"


I was shocked to death and spontaneously turned back to see Ali. Looks like Hannum and Rini's brother got into the post. Whether they hear or not. But this Ali is really presumptuous.


"You don't talk as well as you do!" I said pissed


"Why are you angry? I wrong? Or are you stupid? Obgyn specialist does not know the condition of his own body? Just looking at you I can tell if you're two-bodied"


I heard Ali. ******** this, so rude. He could have said so without any burden at all.


"Why? You don't seem so happy? You're not happy to have your husband's child? You say you love her, you love each other?"


"It's best not to talk outside your capacity to talk about it. I really love my husband. We love each other but about whether I'm pregnant or not. That's none of your business. You're someone else in our lives" I said resentfully and left him.


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"Hello ...."


"Hallo Ray, this is Mama. You where?"


My mother-in-law's voice was heard across the street.


"At the hospital, Ma. Why?" my many.


"Have you been home long?"


"About two hours, Ma. Why the hell?"


"Mama's gonna pick you up. Tonight I'm at Mama's house, right?"


"Hmmm ....?" I'm getting confused.


"Why? You don't want to?"


"Not really, Ma. But Mahfudz also again koas to the hospital network. Tomorrow is work."


"Nya Mahfudz. What Mama asked was you Ray, you guys are already married almost a month, even though you have never come home. Especially catch. Call Mama you never did either. Mama's disappointed in you guys, Ray ...."


I'm sighing. Come to think of it right, too. Ouch, I usually neglect to notice my in-laws. What kind of daughter-in-law am I.


"Sorry Kingdom, yes, Ma. Raya's really busy. Hmmmm.... Mahfudz looks like 3-4 days to go home. When he comes home, we go to Mama's. Later Raya set it so that you can take a few nights off there, how?" the bujukku.


"No need to wait for Mahfudz to come home. Mama will pick you up at the hospital when we're done. You will be taken to the hospital tomorrow if you want to work. Can you?"


Mama seems to be maksa. Yeah, it's been. I'm going in the afternoon tomorrow too.


"Yes, already. Alright, Ma!" reply resigned.