HUSBAND OF MARS

Dating After Marriage

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The wedding is over at 22:30....

"Tedjo, now you can call me Babeh. Entuh even if you want." seduced Pak Udin while slowly hitting Tedjo's shoulder.

"Yes, Babeh~" replied Tedjo teasing with a seductive voice.

"Good boy."

"Yumi will be safe with Tedjo, Beh. Isn't that right, Yumyum?" tedjo.

"Yes, that should be. Watch out for me. I don't hesitate to shout in public." replied Yumi.

"I have the same macem-macem as you in public. I'm looking for a separate place. We are married." Tedjo lowered his eyebrows.

Yumi grunts.

"Oh yes, Djo Remember yes, you are the same Yumi is still in school. So, don't be weird before the time, huh?" said Mr. Selamet bluntly.

"What do you mean by Father?" ask Tedjo confused.

"Father, I'm sure you can be trusted" said Mr. Selamet.

"Well, what do you believe, Pakde?" yumi asked confused.

Tedjo glanced at Yumi as soon as he understood Mr. Selamet's intentions.

"Tedjo is already married to the exhaust racing women enih, yes so dong Tedjo free to do anything" said Tedjo lightly.

"Oi, Djo! You two pan still in school! Don't macem yet!" exclaim Mr. Udin.

"Just Tedjo doesn't care, Beh. Tedjo is free to do anything with Tedjo. You want to, Yum?" tease Tedjo while embracing Yumi.

The uncomfortable Yumi immediately brushed him off.

Tedjo again embraces Yumi while grinning.

Yumi could only glare at Tedjo.

"She likes to joke. So, you don't have to worry" Ms. Titin told Mr. Udin and Mr. Selamet.

"Tedjo is not kidding, Mak." Tedjo's teasing nosy.

"Huh?" Mrs Titin gawking. "Anyways you don't macem yeah, A." Ms. Titin warned her son.

"How's macem-macem?" ask Yumi plain.

"Bude can't say, Neng. Ntar Eneng also understands" said Bu Titin nervously.

Yumi is confused.

"Don't think too much. Oh yes, Neng. From now on Eneng should call Bude 'Emak' huh?" said Ms. Titin.

"Yes, Mommy."

"Grabun seneng really because Mbak Yumi has become part of our family. Oh yes, Tedjo often ngigo if you sleep again. So, Ma'am Yumi be careful." said Dewun.

"Oh yeah? Well, if that's what I have to be careful about. Thank you, Dewun, has been said." said Yumi.

"Kalo want to hibah do not front the person directly. Feel it for me." Tedjo.

"Can be good. Let the person realize immediately." Yumi replied.

Tedjo grunting.

Everyone laughs.

"Excuse me to the toilet first."

"Yes." Yeah."

Yumi left them all.

"Finally, kite udeh made by meh, Bro Selamet" said Mr. Udin while embracing the pleasure of Mr. Selamet.

"Yes, Bang Udin. Finally, Yumi wants to marry Tedjo" said Mr. Selamet was happy.

"Yes though kite kudu boongin Yumi about debt. The cave feels like a bad Babeh for him. But, thankfully, it's going well, ye, bro. You're not you, Djo?" ask Mr. Udin.

"Yes, Beh." Tedjo smiled.

"What the fuck?"

They all looked to the source of the voice.

Without them noticing, Yumi had already returned from the toilet and heard the lie.

Yumi left disappointed.

"Yumumy!" call Tedjo, but not Yumi.

"Tedjo susulin yes, Beh" Tedjo told Mr. Udin.

"Yes, yeah. Go on you." Mr. Udin looked worried.

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At the playground....

Tedjo discovers Yumi is on a swing and the girl is still wearing her wedding dress.

"Gue said don't bother me! Lo budek what the hell?" said Yumi.

"Lo no talking like that. I'm not here to bother you. I just want to nemenin lo." said Tedjo.

"Gue does not persuade. I'm not going home" said Yumi.

"Benere-gener lu ye. You want to sleep in the morning?" ask Tedjo to be upset.

"I told you not to care about me! Do you know what?!"

"But now I'm your husband."

"Don't say that!"

"Why indeed? I am your husband. Are your ears going to get hot if I say that?"

"Yes! I'm gonna throw up!" exclaim Yumi.

"Why do you want to vomit? Didn't I say that to Elo? We just got married 12 hours ago. You're nauseous." Tedjo's tease.

"Can it be?!"

"I don't want to, how?" Tedjo then holds Yumi forcibly.

"Woi! Down me! Whoi!"

Tedjo immediately took down the rebellious Yumi.

"Lo sure you want to sleep here?" ask Tedjo.

"Yes already. But, beware if I go home because I see the appearance of the devil. I'm horrified, it's haunted here. Hihihi~ Yumyum~ hihi~" Tedjo's tease.

"What the hell lo! You think I'll be scared?!"

Tedjo then ran away from Yumi.

Yumi, who was eaten by Tedjo's words, also ran unsteadily because of fear.

"Tedjo! Wait for me! Ouchh!"

Yumi fell.

Tedjo.

"It hurts a lot?" asked Tedjo when he saw Yumi holding her right leg.

"Yes hurt!" yumi replied.

Tedjo nodded. "Yes anyway. Wirings from your face."

"How can I go home like this? My legs hurt really well digerakin." said Yumi complained.

"Yumyum?" Tedjo looked at Yumi carefully.

"What?"

"Gue knows how" Tedjo said later.

"What the hell way?"

"Gue's gonna take you home."

"Crazy! Don't want me!" push Yumi fast.

"You need to get ready to sleep here. I'll bring a pillow with you a blanket." joked Tedjo.

"Lo have the same heart as me?"

"My work is me." Tedjo.

"Yes already. I want to be carried." said Yumi forced.

"But there are conditions" Tedjo said.

"What else? Take all your terms." asked Yumi to hold back her annoyance.

"Lo has to say 'come on my husband, carry me.'"

"Want me patch congor lo, huh?"

"Short talk. Or this offer will be forfeited soon. Three.. two.. one...."

"Yes, yes!" Yumi was silent for a moment to prepare mentally. "Come on my husband, carry me~"

Yumi sounds forced.

"Not that. Repeat again" said Tedjo.

"Let's husband! Carry me!" yumi shouted depressed.

"Hahaha. Come on, Neng. Not long ago, let's."

Tedjo then took Yumi home.

"Lo must have been married to me, right?" ask Tedjo.

"About you defame me." replied Yumi.

"Gue took my wife home!" exclaim Tedjo.

"Whoi, diem. Want you to be watered by water" said Yumi was upset to see her husband's behavior.

"I was watered, you were watered too. I'm so fat elo." Tedjo replied with a seductive intonation.

"The male shucks lo."

"Cieee."

"Tedjo.. pas lo ijab kabul earlier, you seriously yes?" ask Yumi curiously.

"Yes seriously. Yes the wedding was made a joke." Tedjo replied solemnly. "I'm sorry, Yum. From the beginning I was not honest with you if my family is the same Babeh you want to fool us." he regretted.

"Continue?"

"Where to marry you let Babeh lo debt paid off. Marriage is like buying a ketoprak. Marriage is a lifetime if said Lesti." Tedjo's tirade.

"Gue suspects the same thing."

"What the hell are you suspicious of me, Yang?"

"Yang, Yang, nutmeg lu peyang."

"Lo's sin is the same man." Tedjo scolded.

"Whisper!"

...•••...

At Soekarno-Hatta Airport, at 17:01....

Mr. Udin, Mr. Selamet, Mr. Titin and Dewun drove Tedjo and Yumi to go on their honeymoon.

"Lu two holidays 5 days doang. So, how's the time okay ye?" said Mr. Udin.

"Kabarin if you're already nyampe, son?" said Mr. Selamet.

"Take care of yourself there, A, Neng" said Ms. Titin.

"Mas Tedjo, Ms. Yumi. Don't forget to bring souvenirs." said Dewun.

"OK~"

"Happy, son" said Mr. Selamet.

Yumi bowed slightly to pay her respects.

"Not to worry about Yumi. Just relax, okay. As long as there is Tedjo Nugraha, Yumi must be cool." said Tedjo.

"Don't slander me ya lo." murmured Yumi growled.

"Be careful on the road. Drug...."

"Drug.... Assalamu'alaikum warahmatullahi wabarakatuh."

"Wa'alaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh."

Tedjo and Yumi leave.

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