HUSBAND OF MARS

Spread Charm

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awangs.awang

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baruna_k: Prospective examinee?

babeh_kece: Prospective moms PKK~

awang.awang: Prospective mother of my children dong.

_ishax: Means as long as you are widower huh, Wang?

tedjo_uwu: I don't want my sister to be widowed. I want one who is still a virgin.

awang.awang: Lo on what the hell is it? I am still a virgin!

tedjo_uwu: Don't believe me. Where is the evidence?

awang.awang: Kudu really here...?

tedjo_uwu: He looked at his aura. 😏

karma_genius_: Lo does not match Dewun, Wang.

yumihim1: Dew kayaknya forced dah.

acaca_unyu: We're going to the cafe, aren't we, Bang?

_ishax: Wow.

scooterxyz: Will be in a frenzy tomorrow at school.

yant0_anaklo: This rare opportunity, Bang.

sumantoo2: They're dating? Hope you break up soon.

_exit: Why do you bother my family, Wang?

awang.awang: Sorry about @_kluargaselamet. That's because Dewun doesn't have a personal Instagram account. 😔

...•••...

Cklek!!!

The door of the Dew room opened and someone entered afterwards. The only people who entered without permission were....

"Woi, Mbun!"

Tedjo who came with his face was upset.

"What the hell, Mas?" sahut Dew lazy. Then refocus on the book in his hand.

"What do you mean, try?" asked Tedjo while showing a photo of Dew and Awang on his phone.

The dew frowned for a moment. The picture looks ordinary. Why is Tedjo so excited?

"Nothing is."

"Whoi, Mbun. I don't want to have a sister-in-law like Awang" Tedjo said frankly.

Blah. blah.... Tedjo reveals his heart so that Dew rethinks his feelings for Awang, but Dewun only considers it the wind.

Wonder.... Why Tedjo so refused Awang to be his sister-in-law later? Is he jealous because Awang can just melt the heart of his loved ones?

"Emang why the hell? Bang Awang is charismatic" said Dewun.

"Lo says people like him are charismatic?" asked Tedjo not expecting the words that came out of the mouth of Dewun. "Conscious lo!"

"What else is it? That's all Bang Awang has. The rest he often falls from the chair, julid continues ghosting" said Dewun had a point.

Tedjo took a long breath. "Gue doesn't believe in you anymore, you know. Lo abis eat what the hell? So this is like your mind. Yes, take good care of you." Tedjo then came out of the Dew room for dinner.

"Kok can the hell I have a big brother model so? It should be me that he's worried about. You aliens." Grumbled Dew.

...•••...

Currently, the Selamet Family was gathering at the dining table to perform their dinner ritual. And it seemed, everyone was glancing towards the Dew. The girl could feel that intense gaze even though she was busy devouring her food. But, who cares.

"Mother?" call Mr. Selamet then.

"Yes, sir." said the Dew.

"Tedjo?" call Mr. Selamet.

"Yes, sir." said Tedjo who had lowered his head earlier.

"Did something happen to you guys? Why did you see you guys so quiet?" ask Mr. Selamet to worry.

"There's nothing strange about the Dew. He usually does that. But, if it's Tedjo.. lu why did it go mulu?" asked Mr. Udin while feeding his food into his mouth.

"Gue kesel lo lo" said Tedjo as he looked at Dew with a lump.

"Why did it suddenly sprain with the Dew?" tanya, Mrs Titin, started talking.

"He likes Tedjo, Mom!"

"Basic alien cepu." Inner Dew.

"What?!"

Everyone was wide-eyed as they stared at the Dew that was casually devouring its food.

"What's? Why do you think Mbun is like that?" asked Dew while staring at them alternately.

"Lo... actually dating Bang Awang?" asked the similarly shocked Yumi.

"No." replied the Dew calmly.

"Grabun dear... instead of Mbun already agreed if you want to be betrothed to Bang Karma?" Mrs Titin reminded Dew of their previous agreement.

"No. Dew is more interested in Bang Awang." reject Dewun.

"Lo's been hit by that Awang pellet huh, Mbun? Wow.. The Awang pellet is very strong." said Tedjo suddenly excited. "I asked you to."

"Huh? What are you going to do, Djo, use all the Awang pellets?" ask Mr. Udin suspiciously.

"Tedjo wants to feed the fish with the pellets, Beh." said Tedjo.

"That's not the concept, dugong fur!" as if Mr. Udin did not understand the way Tedjo thought.

"Hehe...."

"Growd?" call Mr. Selamet with a serious face.

"Yes, sir." Dewan looked at Mr. Selamet doubtfully.

"So you like Awang... I married you yes."

"WHAT?!!"

...•••...

Tomorrow at school....

Yumi unceasingly looked towards the wall clock in her class. He was waiting for the break bell which he thought was going to ring for a long time.

Yumi smiled as she imagined the delicious parchment would enter her mouth after the class ended. He could not wait to enjoy the parchment made by the mother canteen.

Teeeeeeeeeeet... Teeeteeeeeeeeeeeee....

Finally, the break bell rang.

Quickly, the entire student started running towards the canteen. It seems like they are aiming for the same pedal that Yumi had expected. Not nothing, the pedal is so selling that a little late can not be part.

Until one moment, when Yumi was at the forefront....

"Finally, after a long wait. Delicious peddling... Yumyum dat—" Yumi was glued as soon as she saw the reality.

Yumi's smile disappeared instantly.

"Sold out... out... out..... bis~ bis~"

That's the writing in the cafeteria window.

"Yes Allah.your servant wants the Pikedel Bu Wawan." muttered Yumi disappointed.

Yumi returned to class with a gloomy face.

"Gue tried, but why did it never work? Who is the greedy person who often ngabisin tuh perkedel without a doubt one for me!" yumi's nagging frustration.

"Lo lost fast after calling the pedal again, Yum?" tanya Caca who was already in front of Yumi, followed by Isaac and Awang.

"I don't think my destiny is the same thing" Yumi said with a lethargic face.

"Whoi, Yum. Lo talkin' about what? If you like the same pedals, you fight. You should point to those who have bought a pedal without waste, if you can" said Caca encouraging Yumi.

"Yes eelah.... It's just a parchment doang, Yum. You can buy it at the front of the school or you do not ask to make a bokap lo make a pedal" said Awang lightly.

"But this is not about the peddle, Wang" Isaac said later.

Yumi sighed. "Gue can still smell it.." murmured Yumi.

It was then, that Baruna came by eating something precious to Yumi.

"What the hell is that? Why are you all gathering here?" baruna asked with a confused face.

"Per.. per. per. perkedel." raced Yumi while grabbing the pedal Baruna was eating.

"Whoi, Yum. Lo why?" baruna asked confusedly.

"What is this thing called pedicel syndrome, Wang?" isaac said.

"As long as I was in school, my Babeh, I'd never heard of Perkedel syndrome" Caca said.

"Let me stop it" said Awang.

Haaaa!!! Then arrested.

Awang immediately devoured the sword belonging to Baruna so seize it.

"Woi, Bang! Why are you eating my parchment?" tanya Baruna did not understand Awang's intentions.

"It's for Yumi's sake, Bar. He just failed to fight the peddle in the canteen" said Awang with his mouth still full, without feeling guilty.

"Why didn't you tell me?" ask Baruna.

"Huh? You mean what?" yumi asked as she looked towards Baruna.

"Bu Wawan will usually make five sessions to make a pedal. This has already entered the session to the limit" said Baruna lightly.

"Huh? Which really?" ask Caca later. "Newly know I use all sessions."

"That's why I give my name Baruna jaya, jaya, jaya. Because I'm generous" said Baruna confidently.

"Lo know, Bang, what do I think about now?" whispered to Isaac.

"Lazy think of me." replied Isaac.

Awang sighed harshly. "Gue again thought of Baruna."

"Huh?"

"Baruna is a rabbit. Rabbits have long and charming legs. The run must be as fast as lightning." whispered Awang.

"Byeah, yes." Isaac nodded. "So, what's the connection?"

"He wants a running race, Bang." replied Awang.

"Baruna, you have to change things. Don't lose like me." said Yumi cheering.

"After this, I will definitely eat the whole parchment, Yum." grinned Baruna with a smile of her rabbit.

And all of a sudden, Tedjo walks into Yumi's class with his beloon look.

"Woi! Why are you on?" ask Tedjo.

"Baruna wants to buy Yumi Perkedel Bu Wawan" replied Isaac.

"Well?!" Tedjo. Obviously he did not want to lose competitiveness with Baruna. "Can't be ignored. Gini is already. What about my opponent, Bar?"

"What do you mean, Bang?" baruna asked as she scrunched her forehead.

"Who is quick to find a pedal. He's the winner." Tedjo explained.

"What the fuck?" Baruna did not understand Tedjo's intentions and goals.

"What do two guys want?" yumi muttered wondering.

While Isaac, Awang and Caca just look at the behavior of Tedjo and Baruna.

Tedjo gave aba-aba. "One.. two...."

Tedjo ran first leaving Baruna behind him.

"Woi, Bang! Cheating you!" baruna shouted while following Tedjo.

"Not cheating but clever! Haha...."

"Different, woi!"

They kept running towards the canteen. However, suddenly Baruna ran so fast that he could take Tedjo's first position. And at this time, Tedjo's position was far behind Baruna.

"Whoi, Bar! Stop lo!" tedjo's orders.

"Make it this time I don't want to stop!" baruna did not want to lose.

"Lo want to look in front of Yumi? It won't work because I'll get a pedal!" tedjo is confident.

"Wake up, Bang! Still dreaming of you!"

"Go, Bar! I know how you run fast! This time I won!"

"Let me lose if you can, Bang! Haha...." Baruna increased his running speed.

"A little bit more I will defeat the rabbit bahenol.." murmured Tedjo while looking madly at Baruna.

Tedjo's determination is round. He must defeat Baruna right now.

In the next second, Tedjo managed to align his position with Baruna.

"Well.lo nantangin me, Bang. Okay fine! I'm going to show you who I really am!" exciting dramatic Baruna.

"Who are you?! You're actually bald, huh?!" teased Tedjo with a wicked smile.

"Gue gondrong, Bang!"

"Haha...."

"A little more.." murmured Baruna. "My victory is in plain sight."

Baruna immediately darted away from Tedjo as soon as he saw the cafeteria that was close.

"Mom Wawan! Perchedel jumbo one!" exclaimed Baruna then, as soon as it arrived in front of the cafeteria window.

"Sorry, Aa Baruna casep. The session to the lime is over. I can't make the cake. The ingredients are in the abis. Come again tomorrow." said the canteen's mother.

"Huh? What the hell, Mom?" baruna asked, not expecting if he could not ask the canteen mother to make a pedal for him today. "I bought the ingredients, huh?"

"Okay, A. Cannot. I'm tired today to make a pedal for five sessions." said the canteen mom with a tired face. Baruna couldn't possibly continue to force her will.

"Cock session to the lima is very tight, really abisnya, ma'am?" ask Baruna in frustration.

"So there were fathers who pushed all the parchments. He said to his daughter. It's the man." replied the canteen mother while pointing towards the person.

Baruna turned to the direction the canteen's mother pointed at.

"Om Udin?" baruna muttered with wide eyes.

"Lo lost, Bar. Ma'am, I ordered the bagels, all of you" said Tedjo, who had just arrived with a breath.

"Woi, Bang! Open your eyes, noh! The peddle is abis!" exclaims Baruna annoyed at Mr. Udin but vented it on Tedjo.

"You mean?" Tedjo frowned in wonder.

"Om Udin pushed all his paddles." Baruna sighed deeply to reorganize her hunting breath.

"Well?!! Why did om-om come to our school, keep suddenly pushing a pedal?" asked Tedjo to Baruna who was returned with a headband.

"Why.... oh why...?!" Baruna groaned in frustration.

"Water.... Ma'am. I want water" said Tedjo so aware that he was thirsty.

Meanwhile, Yumi seems happy because of the jumbo parchment that Pak Udin bought for her.

"Babeh aye is great!" Yumi smiled as she made Pak Udin rub her hair gently.

"Don't forget also you if the cave is cute" said Mr. Udin with confidence who never stayed.

"Haha...."

Suddenly, Tedjo and Baruna approached them both.

"It should be a race for Tedjo and Baruna, Beh, not a father-son race." Tedjo grumbled to Mr. Udin.

"Yes, I like gualah. Why are you so cute?" reply Mr. Udin. "The handsome man is never wrong."

"That's Om know. Tedjo is never wrong" Tedjo said.

"That means Baruna is also included, right, Om?" baruna asked unsure.

"Woi, you bedua! Cave again talking cave! Go sono lu bedua! Just interrupt! Hush.. hush.." said Mr. Udin.

"What's wrong with my talk?" muttered Baruna with her innocent face.

"No one, Bar. Om-om is wrong. He could have pushed the pedal to have me." Tedjo replied.

"Guelah's got, Bang." Baruna then let out a long, deep breath.

"Yes, yes, yes."

"My laper, Bang. You want to eat with me, right? I'll buy it." Baruna bargain.

"Let's go." Tedjo accepted Baruna's offer with pleasure.

Then, Tedjo and Baruna went to find a place to eat.

"We're better, Bang?" baruna asked at last.

"Who said, huh? I'm kind of like this because I'm kind enough to accept your treat." elak Tedjo.

"Basic alien."

"Babies bahenol! Shut the fuck up!"

"Yes, yeah. We're better, Bang." persuaded Baruna.

"No want me. Mending me with Agus."

"Kan, right, start."

"Good hungry, Mom."

"Hahahahaha. anj*r."

...•••...

Once finished being treated to a meal, Tedjo is currently looking for the whereabouts of Baruna who suddenly disappeared somewhere. He was eager to teach a lesson to the handsome rabbit after the failed battle for pedal because of Mr. Udin.

"Woi, swingers!" tedjo said as soon as he found Baruna.

"My name is Baruna not Maling Kundang duralex's son." Baruna's rebut was a little confused by Tedjo's words.

"Lo Baruna's the badger, right?" tedjo Goda.

"Keep you Tedjo who just lost to me earlier, right?" Baruna smiled ignorantly.

"Gue instead of losing, I give the same to you" said Tedjo defended himself. "You can't even get a pedal, right?"

"Don't tell me. You're not Yumi's husband." Tedjo said.

"Gue still says candidate, Bang." argued Baruna.

"Whatever!"

Tedjo then left.

Baruna looked at Tedjo's back which slowly disappeared from her sight.

"That's weird. What the hell is a kid?" muttered Baruna wonder.

...•••...

The classroom atmosphere was so boisterous while enjoying the rare empty lesson hours. Some sit on a table and make it look like a drum. There are also like people who are possessed and run to and fro.

"Liat. Very handsome indeed. I really like woi. When can I see him?" the comment of a girl who was busy looking at something on her phone with anxiety.

"Gue wants to marry her, but she doesn't know me" said the other girl.

"Gue's been slapped, upended, supported by the bitter reality, but I still ngarepin he became my girlfriend."

"Would she not go out with me?"

"So same girl as you aja she wants, means the same I she wants also dong."

"Don't let her have a boyfriend. Just covered by his agency, isn't it?"

"Lo all on what talk?" asked Tedjo as soon as he walked into Yumi's class.

"We're talking about her again" the girl said, showing a photo on her phone. Not just one photo, but it looks like the phone is full of photos of the idol of their heart.

"It's normal." Tedjo commented.

"What did Tedjo say was that he was ordinary? What kind of blind brother? He's certified, you know."

"When he's a certified handsome guy, you must be the verified alien." continued Yumi from her desk.

Tedjo immediately approached Yumi.

"Lo knows him too, Yum?" ask Tedjo confused.

"He's a BTS V. I will never tell elo." replied Yumi with a big smile.

"So he's called V BTS?" ask Tedjo again.

"Who the hell, Bang?" spliced Baruna suddenly appeared behind Tedjo.

Tedjo and Baruna then look for a bench to sit on in front of Yumi's desk.

"Yumi." said Tedjo and Baruna together.

"Why do both of you do that with mulu? Lest you two ever marry, again, in a previous life." said Yumi origin.

"Huh?! I married her? Hiiiihhh~ I can not imagine, how my household life" said Tedjo mendelik amused.

"Lo thinks I want to? I'm not going to, either, Bang. You.." Baruna's slit.

Tedjo and Baruna stared at each other dislikefully. I don't know what the reason is.

"Well, why do you keep following me?" ask Tedjo and Baruna.

"Who's following you anyway, Bang? I came here because this is my class. I should have gone to elo." replied Baruna.

"Gue ke sini karena mau ketemu Yumi." kata Tedjo lagi.

"Gue also wants to meet Yumi." Baruna replied again making Tedjo furious.

"It was me who first talked to Yumi because I was the first to come here" said Tedjo.

"Bang Tedjo was wrong. The first one comes from Caca noh."

"Other story, Bar." Tedjo growling.

"Just like, Bang." Baruna was also furious.

Yumi let out a tired sigh from seeing Tedjo and Baruna who recently never got along.

"Lo why the hell, Bar? You are not old enough to seduce a girl. Take care of your milk teeth that have not grown." Tedjo gap.

"Diem lo, Bang. Benerin you got diapers there."

"How dare you, Bar."

"Woi! You two on why the hell? Are the two of you coming back for stars?" asked Yumi who was tired of seeing Tedjo and Baruna arguing.

"Ask the same ferocious brothers noh!" baruna replied with a face of regret, but it looked funny in Yumi's eyes.

"Basin a hare is selfish! If you don't start first, I won't get angry!"

"Continue, why? You think I'm scared because of my brother?" Baruna glared at Tedjo with her baby face.

"Yes, yeah, yeah.... Aja dozen. Don't stop until. Let's despair and not be excited" said Yumi began to fool very, and then just passed.

Tedjo and Baruna who saw the departure of Yumi could only gawk.

"It's all because of lo, Bar."

"Well, this is alien. Why not visit, Bang?!"

Tedjo was shocked to hear Baruna's words. "What did you say?"

"Alien lo, Bang!"

Baruna ran for a bite before Tedjo's punch landed on her ass.

"Woi! Don't run lo!" exclaim Tedjo.

"What's wrong, huh?!" asked Baruna who was still running.

"Ntar lo tired!"

"Sok lo!" scream Baruna while messing around.

...•••...

Right now, Tedjo was watching Yumi from a distance.

"Well, is there a smiley girl? See what he's in his hape again? Why are girls smiling? See what he's in his hape again?" tedjo Mumbles.

"Don't you repeat that sentence anyway, Bang? Make me dizzy."

"Whatever guelah. Noose, my nozzle too." Tedjo replied.

"Yumi doesn't like it, Bang."

"Where are you from? I'll" Tedjo stopped talking as soon as he realized something.

Tedjo looked back.

"Whoi, Bar. Why are they everywhere anyway? You intentionally followed me?"

"Gue wasn't that crazy. But, exclamation also ngikutin lo, Bang." cengir Baruna.

"Basic you."

"What the hell is it, Bang?" ask Baruna seriously.

"Diem used to be lo. I'm looking at Yumi again. He's a freak in his mouth."

"How weird?" baruna asked again, not understanding the direction of Tedjo's conversation.

"She's smiling to herself noh."

"Don't you rock the bulletproof boy, Bang?"

"Gue wouldn't say this to elo, but this time I agree lo, Bar."

"I really am." Baruna smiled proudly.

"Yes, yeah. The most real." Tedjo was a little upset to hear that.

"Wait what else, Bang? Let's ask Yumi directly." take Baruna.

"But, Bar...."

Baruna pulls Tedjo's hand and then they're in front of Yumi and Caca.

"What else are you two? If you want to fight, don't go in front of me. I'm just as happy as I am" Yumi said first.

"Your same happiness? Hahaha~ Yes.. I know if I am your happiness, but you do not need to talk about it in front of Baruna. He's getting hot" said Tedjo, smiling at him.

Baruna snorted.

"Who else is talking? I'm the same Caca again talking about him" said Yumi while showing a photo of someone on her phone.

Tedjo and Baruna saw it.

...

"Haha.... It's not lo, Bang." Baruna laughs Tedjo....

"Not you either." Tedjo replied while scowling.

"Why do I have them again, Yum? I can't be told to compete with state assets" said Baruna desperately.

"Caca... you like me, right?" tedjo asked slightly closer to Caca.

Baruna, Yumi and even Caca were very shocked to see that moment.

"I mean Bang Tedjo what? W-why is this all of a sudden?" caca asked nervously and with hard-to-blink eyes.

"Tell me what makes you like me?" ask Tedjo seriously to Caca.

"Hm... What is it?" Caca thought hard in a situation that seemed hard to think about.

"It doesn't exist." said Baruna.

"Silent lo, Bar. I'm not nanyain lo" said Tedjo disbal.

"B-bang Tedjo p-punya m-punya good eyes" said Caca who was amazed when he could see Tedjo's eyes up close. It's like being hypnotized.

"What the hell lo, Ca. Good from where?" ask Yumi in disbelief.

"Whoi, Bang. Aware Caca back. He's like an overdose" Baruna said anxiously.

But, beyond anyone's expectations. Tedjo just left Baruna and Yumi.

And of course also leave Caca who is still hypnotized.

...•••...

In the men's toilet, Tedjo observed his handsome face closely in the reflection of the mirror.

"Why doesn't Yumi like me? Am I less charismatic? How am I supposed to do?" tedjo asked himself in frustration. He seemed to think hard, then suddenly a garden lamp appeared above his head a sign of having an idea.

Tedjo remembered the words Dewun.

"Why indeed? Bang Awang is charismatic."

"Oh yes... Crew bege."

After that, Tedjo immediately darted away to find Awang's whereabouts to the corner of the school.

And when Tedjo found Awang, he immediately asked.

"Where would you like to be a charismatic guy, Wang?"

"Huh? Tumben lo nanya so to me? So, now you're saying I'm a charismatic guy?"

"It's all because of the Dew talk. So, quickly tell me the tips to be a charismatic guy."

"Nothing's free in this world, bro."

"Huh? You mean what? We're best friends of pain."

"We are friends, but what's wrong with finding the benefits of your own friends."

"Gue won't pay you a dime." Tedjo refused.

"Yes, if you don't want to. I also will not make it. But, are you sure you won't be curious about the same tips?" asked Awang while raising his eyebrows.

"Fifty thousand. Quickly tell me now."

"Hundred storms I want." Awang's offer that made Tedjo snort.

"Lo wants to taste me what? I am not a cow. Nih, the money." said Tedjo resigned who in the end gave the money with a heart of wrath.

"Hehe. I like it the same lo, Djo."

"Udah desperate you ngedapetin Dew until you move the bow to me." joked Tedjo. "Quick tell me the tips."

"OKAY. So gini. blah blah blah...."

"The horror makes no sense. But, I will try." said Tedjo less sure.

"Gue will try too!"

"Huh? Who the hell?!" ask Tedjo and Awang simultaneously while finding out the source of the voice.

"Hehe...." Baruna emerged from her hiding place.

"Woi! You're nguping, huh?!" asked Tedjo not to accept.

"About no, Bang. I was not intentionally horrified earlier." baruna grinned for lying.

"I don't want to know, you also have to pay the Awang" said Tedjo, who was embraced by Awang.

"Well? Why am I paying? Yes already. Nih." Baruna immediately gave the money to Awang.

"Thank you my friends~" said Awang while displaying his sweet smile.

Tedjo and Baruna rushed off somewhere.

"Hopefully, my friend!" exclaim Awang cheering.

...•••...

Tedjo and Baruna enter Yumi's class at her leisure. But strangely, all the students who were there giggled as soon as they saw the arrival of the two of them.

So did Yumi, Caca, Awang and Isaac who looked so shocked that their eyes did not have time to blink.

"Whoi, Bang. Since when in school do we have a jamet?" whispered to Isaac beside him.

"Whose bangs throwing kids?" Isaac whispered.

"After seeing boy two... Bang Ishak has the intention to move schools, right?" tanya Awang with her julid look.

"There is. I already have the intention of the bangs throwing tuh appeared in front of my nostrils." replied Isaac without blinking when he saw Tedjo and Baruna.

"Gue too, Bang. My decision was unanimous. Round razor." said Awang steady.

Tedjo and Baruna stop their steps right in front of Yumi's desk. The two of them then smiled sweetly which for now tickled the stomach.

"Allahu Akbar! What are you two doing anyway? It's so strange." said Isaac in wonder.

"Baruna, poni lo why is that?" ask Yumi concerned.

"Gue modification, Yum. My bangs are inspired by the Andika Kangen Band. How, Yum? Cool, right?" asked Baruna while grinning.

Yumi took a deep and long breath.

"Keep lo, Djo? Why make eyeliner?" ask Yumi frustrated.

"Huh? Is it wrong, Yum? Should eyeliner be worn in the nostrils, right?" asked Tedjo innocently because he really did not know. "Whoi, Bar. Why do you make it in my eyes anyway?"

Yumi took a deep breath and greeted him slowly.

"Who told you both this, huh?!" ask Yumi garang.

"Groans!" answered Tedjo and Baruna together, making Awang stare unexpectedly.

"Bang Awang!" yumi looked at Awang sharply.

"Gue just shared tips to them, but not the appearance that I mean." bela Awang.

"Keep what, Bang?" asked Baruna growled.

"Gue told Tedjo that if he wanted to be a charismatic guy he should be different from the other guys. Go on, try something extreme like Larry the lobster."

Everyone then turned to look at Tedjo sharply.

"Why? I'm right, right? Live like Larry?" ask Tedjo with an innocent face.

"Mr Tedjo! How is! I cut my bangs short really!" yelling Baruna while hitting Tedjo's ass with a growl.

"Hahaha.. but, Bang Tedjo remains handsome even though he wears slick eyeliner." praised Caca on his laugh.

"Tedjo! Go back to Mars! It is not accepted on Earth! Lo the kind of alien who likes to spread charm what the hell?!" yumi asked annoyed.

"Lo's not as strong as my charm, is he?" asked Tedjo while smiling.

"Yumi jyjyk same lo, Bang!" exclaim Baruna growled.

...•••...

Selamet Family Residence, 20:01....

Yumi fell asleep in bed while playing her phone. He tapped on his phone screen like he was looking for something there.

Got it!

A photo of Yumi going to the beach with Tedjo who had a peanut allergy incident the other day.

Then Yumi posted a photo of herself.

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yumihim1: Sky, can you lower the jamet and its ranks?

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baruna_k: Why is there an angel? Mwehe.

yumihim1: Also appeared jamet:) @baruna_k.

baruna_k: Yes. But the jamet that makes @tedjo_uwu insectivorous.

tedjo_uwu: @baruna_k watch for broken nails on deck. Just finished pedicure, medicyur. 😏

tedjo_uwu: Don't believe her @yumihim1 looks the same. Perfume she's GPU oil. 😏

baruna_k: Weigh your perfume, Bang @tedjo_uwu senyonyong oil. 😏

tedjo_uwu: How do you know?! @baruna_k 😡

baruna_k: Sometimes I also like to use oil, Bang. 😁

tedjo_uwu: @bahenol_k try mixing senyonyong oil with GPU oil. The aroma is very anjim.

baruna_k: You got me wrong, Bang!

manor: Hey, Baby. Kakanda's coming.

whoa.chips: Whoi! Why do I show up on deserted gini anyway?! Uh! 🤬

bahenol_k: Who is it?

awang.awang: Woi @tedjo_uwu see noh your behavior. Hahaha~

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