HUSBAND OF MARS
Buddy
...•••...
"Lo gapain?" yumi asked astonished to see Tedjo sitting on the bed.
"Count my leg feathers." replied Tedjo lightly.
"Basic lack of work! Why do you need foot feathers on my mattress, huh? It's everywhere, ege!" yumi's nagging made Tedjo pursed his cute lips.
"Yes, yeah. Sorry." said Tedjo.
"I won't be sorry before you say foot feathers!" yumi said grumpily.
"Gue only counts doang, not nyabut. Basic.." defended Tedjo.
Yumi threw away an annoyed face, then played her phone away from Tedjo. The girl sat on the sofa in the room.
"Lo gapain?" ask Tedjo.
"Lo don't see?" reply Yumi.
"I mean.. You know what else?" ask Tedjo again.
"You question is the same, you know." Yumi replied.
Tedjo sighed.
"Lo diem. Don't talk, let alone breath. I saw it all" said Yumi.
"Where do I live that way?" ask Tedjo who's getting upset.
"There's me." replied Yumi casually.
"Again me ya lo?" Tedjo widened his eyes funny because he could not believe Yumi using a super jayuz fighting style.
"No."
"It's up to you to come." Tedjo then played his phone. Maybe he wants to play the game of Pou.
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yumihim1: Anyone help me. Please free me from the green aliens. 😔
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tedjo_uwu: It turns out you're here again ghibahin me. 😏
yumihim1: So, you realize now that you're a green alien?
tedjo_uwu: I'm not green, Yum!
baruna_k: More precisely purple bonyok. Isn't that right, Bang?
tedjo_uwu: I don't see anyone here. 😏
baruna_k: When the hell do we keep fighting, Bang? Brother is still spilling over because I lost just now?
tedjo_uwu: Don't take me anymore! You also get nothing! Don't be a loo, Bar!
awang.awang: Baruna dapetin me. 😍
baruna_k: On your face! @chal.awang.
tedjo_uwu: Diem you! @chal.awang.
awang.awang: Sa pamit mo rumah~ Sa tra disrupt ko again~ Sa tra angry ko again~ Sa tra want ko sad~ Sa tra dear once~ 😔✋
yumihim1: Bang @_ishax please help meen lo, Bang.
_ishax: @yumihim1 years ago. His name is alive too.
awang.awang: @_ishax @yumihim1 Sa pay mo rumah~ Sa tra disturb ko again~ Sa tra angry ko again~ Sa tra to ko sad~ Sa tra dear once~ 😔✋
baruna_k: @yumihim1 Bang Tedjo already know if we boyan his courtship. I think I'm going to say hello, Yum, next year.
yumihim1: ⁇ ️👄️ ⁇
babeh_kece: I didn't see ye. 😳
_exciting: I saw the coke, Bang. Baruna said she wanted to bed Yumi. 😊
babeh_kece: 🤦
_ishax: What a sudden?
awang.awang: Oh no~ Gue uwuphobia. Toloooooong!
karma_genius_: @awangtil.awangtol Sono dah lu. Distract.
awang.awang: My username is not so, Bang. 😾
awangtil.awangtol: Who is it?
_ishax: Hahahahaha /laughs to roll @karma_genius_ into the river.
tedjo_uwu: @baruna_k kidding right?
awang.awang: Where the hell is the child? @baruna_d?
_ishax: @baruna_k was inactive five minutes ago, woi.
tedjo_uwu: Woy, Bar. You're kidding, right? Say yes before I roll myself into the river, woi!
awang.awang: Why do you gelindingin yourself, ege?
_ishax: Well, I guess Baruna is no longer joking, Djo, if I think.
awang.awang: Romance there will be competition. Bang @_ishax want to make a bet? I think Baruna will win.
_ishax: False with @awang.awang. Tedjo noh will win. Look at it now. It's like a beard fire.
awang.awang: Hahaha.l lack of work, Bang.
_ishax: Lah, why is it suddenly quiet? I'm very lazy to stay, Wang.
awang.awang: I think we are destined to be together, Bang.
_ishax: I'm still normal ye.
wang.awang: That's not what I mean.😔
yumihim1: Very noisy lo in my post! Go sono!
whoa: Kabuuuuuuuuuuuuur!!🤸🤸🤸
_isax: Ngooonggg!🧚
awang.awang: Even cosplay as Mimi Peri. 🌚
After that, Tedjo and Yumi slept but with their backs on each other.
It's bright tomorrow morning....
"Tedjo. It's school time, woi." Yumi said with half-opened eyes. "Tedjo...."
Tedjo got up and sat down on the bed. Tumben once a Tedjo is easy to wake up?
"Huh?" Yumi looked at Tedjo confusedly as Tedjo himself also looked at him like that.
"Lo who the hell? Why are you sleeping with me? My bini lo? Since when do I have a bini kayak lo?" tedjo asked in succession to make Yumi frown.
"What am I like? Bini lo many sampe lo forget bini lo this one?" yumi asked back with a tone that sounded annoyed.
"Cerewet really lo. But, I like it." Tedjo said with his eyes closed.
Yumi was silent when she heard Tedjo's words. Though the remark came out when Tedjo was unconscious, but....
Whahuh? Wait for.... Is not the speech that comes out when someone is unconscious is the speech that comes from the heart?
"Lo is so pretty. I am so beautiful. Well-favoured. Hehehe.." Tedjo's raving made Yumi's cheeks flushed red.
"Young, Tedjo. Sadar lo's. When is Logigo like this? Lo soy sauce huh...?" yumi said gently as she patted Tedjo on the cheek for the man to come to his senses.
"Lo's tired of commenting on my post, right? Hence, don't murmur lo." Not being romantic. Yumi nagged in the morning instead.
Tedjo suddenly opened his eyes while blasting his funny lips. He was like that when he woke up and it managed to make Yumi anxious.
"Lo's sober?" ask Yumi.
"Hm.." said Tedjo with a hoarse voice typical of people waking up.
"But..why didn't we do it last night?" tedjo asked out loud to make Yumi glare at him.
"What do I do?" ask Yumi back.
"Don't pretend you don't know." Tedjo looked at Yumi sharply, making Yumi shudder.
"Gue wants to take a shower first." said Tedjo as he walked to the bathroom.
"Woi! I'm first!"
...•••...
As always. There was always a commotion at the Selamet Family residence. And who else would it be if it wasn't Tedjo and Yumi.
"I don't want to go to school with aliens!" yumi exclaimed while having breakfast in front of Pak Udin, Pak Selamet, Bu Titin and Dewun.
"Huh? You talking about me again?" asked Tedjo innocently.
"So who else wouldn't be lo!" reply Yumi.
"Wait a minute" said Mr. Selamet. "Why don't you go to school with Tedjo, Nduk? Tedjo ngusilin you again huh? Or Tedjo KDRT as you?"
Yumi seemed to be thinking hard to find the right reason.
"Hiks... croooot~" Yumi released her flagship style, which is pretending to cry.
"Ngapain lo cry? I saw you all right this morning. You cry because I commented on your post last night?" asked Tedjo who was confused to see Yumi's behavior.
"Huwaaaaaa~" Tangis Yumi pitched.
"Neng Yumi, what's wrong? Tell us a story. If Aa disturbs Eneng, we are ready to remove Aa from the Driving Permit" said Bu Titin.
"Why be Tedjo? Who's Tedjo's son, Mak?" ask Tedjo as long as he starts hating his own family.
"Obviously Mas Tedjo was not a child collecting." Dew comments that had been silent.
"Yes. Because you're the kid he picked up, right?" tedjo Goda.
"Yain." replied Dew flat make Mr. Selamet and Bu Titin geleng-gel resigned. "To be precise, I'm a tube baby."
"Growing is not a baby tube. We never followed the program" Selamet explained.
"Keep, what's that Dew?" ask Mr. Udin curious.
"Throw that baby of the parallelogram." replied Bu Titin with a big smile on her lips.
"Gue just knew if there was such a baby." muttered Yumi was not finished with the Tedjo family.
"We're back to the conversation. Nak Yumi, just tell us what your problem is with Tedjo. We'll help if we can." lerai Mr. Selamet.
"Actually... Tedjo urinated in bed last night" Yumi said dramatically.
"What?!!"
Everyone's shocked.
"Don't believe the same looks of her. This chick's been acting bad with Tedjo, Mak... Sir.... Last night he kicked Tedjo out of bed." Tedjo.
"That's because you took my share!" Yumi growling.
"Tuh, look! He said, I went to Tedjo!" fight Tedjo again.
"That's it. Now, let's get better first." Selamet sir ordered.
"What do we do, sir? A hug?" ask Tedjo.
"Shake dong's hand, Djo. That's a sign you're better." replied Mr. Selamet.
"Lu play hugging a cave girl." said Mr. Udin.
"Yes, it's Tedjo, Beh" Tedjo said it's true.
"I'm sorry, sir. But aye wouldn't. Aye won't get any better than anyone" Yumi said, pointing at Tedjo.
"As far as you are concerned. The cave of horrors. Plump mulu man, bini." Mr. Udin growled.
By force, Yumi grabbed Tedjo's hand which first invited him to shake hands.
"Our business isn't finished yet." growled Yumi.
"Lo enjoyed it, right?" tedjo Goda.
Yumi immediately let go of that hand department.
"Look at you smile. Why sumo athletes? Very tight face." said Mr. Udin.
Yumi smiled at Tedjo forcefully, as did Tedjo. They were both rotating their eyes lazily.
...•••...
After the school class ended, Tedjo and Yumi went home with the same irritated heart as this morning.
From school, none of them started talking. They just keep quiet while doing their respective activities, such as lunch and relaxing in the family room.
Right now, right at 16:09....
"You want to go lo?" Yumi started talking as soon as she saw Tedjo was leaving.
"Yes." answered Tedjo briefly.
"Where?" ask Yumi again.
"To Bang Karma's house. The kids gather there. Oh yeah, you're coming, aren't you?" asked Tedjo who made Yumi pause for a moment.
"No."
"You don't want to come, why do you wear nice clothes like that? I want to go out and play" said Tedjo wonder.
"If at home you can't wear nice clothes, then?" tanya Yumi tried to act as naturally as possible.
"May I be. Who says you can't." said Tedjo growling. "But if you're so like people want to go out, you know not."
"Gue doesn't want to go out. I want to stay at home." Yumi replied beginning to get annoyed.
"Silence at home, huh? Then, why you dandan?" ask Tedjo intensely.
"It's normal, you know."
"Usually you don't wear make-up at home."
"Gue just wants to change the mood." Yumi was silent for a moment. "What does it have to do with you if I want to get out?"
"Cannot. If you want to get out, you should come out with me. Why, again."
"Yes. I'm not going alone."
Tedjo looked at Yumi nicely making Yumi sigh.
Yumi sighed sadly. "When I dandan like this let my husband be happy. But, yes, tomorrow I won't believe anymore" Yumi said before Tedjo opened his mouth.
"Haha...." Tedjo laughed at Yumi's words, which he rarely said. "You kidding, huh? You really are Yumi? Haha.... The real Yumi was never sweet to me."
Tedjo stopped laughing, then looked at Yumi suspiciously.
"Lo think I'd be tricked into playing lo?" inner Tedjo.
"What? My make-up thickness huh, Djo?" yumi asked while patting her cheeks.
"No. Make-up is good. It's even too good to make it at home." Tedjo replied the circus made Yumi frown.
"But, I...."
"Lo pretty." cut Tedjo.
Yumi smelled her smile, trying to hide it from Tedjo. It's a shame for him that Tedjo knows.
"I'm probably going home tonight. So, you don't wait for me. I know you can't sleep if I don't hug, right? But, you just calm down.I will hug you from far away." joked Tedjo while displaying his smile. "Oh yeah, you can hug my tata if I haven't come home."
"You mean the nutmeg doll you picked up on the street yesterday?" ask Yumi without hesitation.
"Are you talking about that, Yum? Since when do you call Tata, nutmeg, huh? I'm like a stepmom I'm seeing."
"Yes. His head is big next door, anj*y."
"Anj*y lo."
"Yes. I want to cut the mana."
"What the hell, Yum? Aye, yes. I go home from scratch. Just be careful if you do not make it to Tata." Tedjo recalled. "Udah, yes. I'll go first. Drugs. Assalamu'alaikum, mother of my children."
"Tedjo."
"Yes?"
"His brother's parenting****, right?" asked Yumi innocently.
"Titi, whoa! Not *****!"
"Oh...." Yumi nodded.
"Please hafalin family tree Tata. Know lo?"
Tedjo passed away muttering. "Based on my wife...."
Just then, a strange smile appeared on Yumi's lips.
What is Yumi planning?
"Tedjo, let me take you to the front?" tawar Yumi while holding Tedjo.
"Huh? What the fuck? Your kesambet huh?"
"Tedjo."
"Yes?"
"Lo don't like it if I'm good as you like gini?"
"Huh? That's not.... I am just weird the same. Tumben-tumbenan lo like this?"
"Lo calm down. I'm not gonna do anything stupid."
"Lo want to cut Tata nutmeg huh?"
Yumi shook her head while smiling sweetly.
"Yes, go there. And have fun...." Yumi pushed Tedjo outside the gate.
"Yes already. I'll go first."
"Yes, yes." Yumi replied gently and still with her smile.
Simultaneously, Yumi's phone rang.
"Who's calling?" ask Tedjo.
Yumi just looked at her phone without picking up her call.
"Kalo Baruna, don't pick up."
Yumi was silent.
"That kid made me cranky last night" muttered Tedjo who could not be heard Yumi.
"Gue go, Yum." said Tedjo again.
"Yes, Careful Mas Tedjo." Yumi waved her cheerful hand.
Tedjo looked at Yumi while frowning. Yumi's attitude today was really strange. Not as usual.
Tedjo got into his car, started the engine, and rushed out of his yard.
"Gue didn't go alone."
Yumi's words kept circling in Tedjo's head.
"I suspect I am Yumi." Tedjo muttered during the trip. "Where can I calm down like this. Husband's premonition is always true."
...•••...
"Assalamu'alaikum." said Tedjo as soon as he entered the house of Karma with his trademark smile.
"Wa'alaikumsalam."
"For a long time lo, Djo?" ask Awang. "Udah can wait for the husband of our man."
"Gue I say goodbye to the same people I love" said Tedjo made everyone who heard him confused.
"Who? Lo's mother? Mr lo?" ask Isaac who was eating a snack.
"Or Dew?" ask Awang instead.
"What's definitely not lo" Tedjo said lightly. "Keep, what are we doing?"
"Here, nih" said Karma while pointing out something.
Tedjo saw something and immediately frowned. "What's this?"
"The song of the Awang to Dewun, adek lo" said Karma casually.
"Well?!!" Tedjo. "What the fuck?!! You want to shoot me?!"
Awang nodded funny.
"Well, Djo. Bang Isaac said it was not good to feel the same way. So, I will realize my feelings to Dewun." replied Awang with a big smile.
"Lo son! Stepin first Bang Karma!" tedjo did not accept.
"Why am I?" karma was a bit surprised.
"How can you not deny Awang anyway, Bang?" ask her on Karma.
"It's just that people fall in love again. So, I followed his plan. Kasian also I've been squirming him for a long time, Djo." replied Karma too honestly. "No kasian emang?"
"Yes, Djo. Rather than mentally disturbed children because they do not have time to find love, shoot even though they know they will be rejected. In any case, the Dew had given the green light at that time." Isaac explained too clearly.
"Yes, yeah, yeah...." Tedjo relented and it made Awang shocked. Finally, there was the approval of the future sister-in-law.
"Huh? What did you say, Djo? Lo agrees?" Cute eyes round her funny.
"It's because I've seen your struggle all this time. But if the Dewun has been rejected, you do not force him again, huh? Pricein her decision. That's just the name of a real man." Tedjo recalled to Awang.
"Yes, Djo. I promise not to make Dewun" said Awang.
"Cieee.. his dear brother." teased Isaac.
"So I want to have a brother." added Karma.
Isaac laughed at Karma.
"But you're not aware of it?" tanya Karma made everyone look at her questioningly.
"What, Bang?" asked Isaac in curiosity.
"The Dew is the only girl who is indifferent to Awang. What don't-don't...." Karma hung up her sentence.
"Don't what, Bang?" ask Isaac again.
"Don't... The poop guy?"
"Woi, Bang! I'm a real girl. Yeah, even if sometimes the codam comes out." joked Tedjo.
"Haha...."
"Take it pretty, Djo?" Awang is really drunk on love.
"Yes, it's up to you, Wang." replied Tedjo resignedly. "His brother is handsome. She's beautiful."
"Oh yeah, which Baruna? How come he's not here anyway? The kid hasn't come yet?" ask Tedjo to everyone.
"Baruna can't come. He said he wanted to learn." replied Isaac.
Tedjo chuckled amusedly hearing that.
"Tumben tuh buxom rabbit learn. Usually know to play." ledek Tedjo.
"Entuh mah yesterday, Bang. Pas Baruna said we can't get together because we want to learn with Yumi" said Awang who was immediately agreed with Isaac.
"Oh yes, yes. I forgot." said Isaac.
Tedjo.
"Too now Baruna can not come because he wants to go for a walk with Yumi." continued Awang as usual.
"Oh.." murmured Tedjo while muttering again.
"Gue did not stop thinking about Baruna. Why would he try to use a cancut ampe to the chest?" Awang began to tell the disgrace of Baruna.
"Huh? Hahaha. don't think I'm as big as anything but crooked." Karma chuckled amusedly imagining it.
And suddenly, Tedjo realized something. He was so shocked.
"Allahu Akbar!"
Everyone panicked as Tedjo shouted.
"WOMAN! YOU SAID WHAT, HUH?" asked Tedjo to Awang who was shocked. Not only Awang who was shocked, Karma and Isaac were equally shocked.
"Which one?" tanya Awang was confused.
"Try repeating your words just now." Tedjo asked.
"Baruna uses chest cancut?" said Awang still do not understand.
"Not that one, ege."
"Which one?"
"Before you discuss cancut."
"Hm... nutmeg Bang Karma Pitak?" ask Awang.
"Oh God, Wang. You haven't even discussed that one yet. Haha...." Isaac laughed at Awang's words, while Karma could only smile in shame.
"I mean you.... Baruna walks with Yumi?" tanya Awang made sure.
"What the fuck.." murmured Tedjo unsettled.
"Why don't I follow my hunch if Yumi again lies to me? I was so sure he was talking about something again. Could he hypnotize me? I should have realized from the beginning the same. There is no way she and and it is as beautiful as it is to make diem doang at home while waiting for me to come home. I'm not a kid." Tedjo.
Tedjo tried to remember something.
"Tedjo, let me take you to the front?"
"Lo don't like it if I'm good as lo kayak gini?"
"Go there. And have fun."
Tedjo remembered Yumi's words.
"Please she's so sweet to me. Beware of lu ye, Yum." Tedjo's mind growled. "Gue will punish you."
Tedjo pulled out his phone in his pants pocket, tapped on the screen, then contacted someone in contact.
"The number you're going to is dating. You will soon be replaced. Ppffft~"
"Nyebelin is the operator. I'll change the SIM card tomorrow." murmured Tedjo annoyed.
Meanwhile Isaac, Awang and Karma were wondering while looking at each other. They don't realize what's happened. Then without asking Tedjo, they also composed a sentence for the song Awang.
Then, Tedjo switched to sending a message.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Whoi! Why lo?^^^
yumihim1: Paan anyway?
Yumi immediately replied to a message from Tedjo. Really weird. Since when did Yumi become fast respond when with Tedjo?
^^^tedjo_uwu: Lo nanyain I have nampe what house has not?^^^
Tedjo deliberately did not ask the core of the problem because he wanted Yumi to confess by herself.
yumihim1: What do you mean? Usually not necessary either.
"He didn't feel guilty at all." Tedjo murmured.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Can't I tell you so?^^^
yumihim1: This is why? You think I'm out the same guy again huh?
"What's? Does he know if I know?" inner Tedjo.
yumihim1: I'm not out. I'm at home. Yes, I sent you lo pap so you are not noisy.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Buru!^^^
Yumi sent me her picture.
"Take a. He's home now. Ntar the time he left?" inner Tedjo.
Then, Tedjo ruffled his hair furiously.
"Argh! Where is it really? He's really lying to me isn't he? Naw. I can't believe that. Maybe it's one of the subtleties" Tedjo said grumpily.
"Tedjo, what the hell lo?" asked Isaac who heard Tedjo continue to grieve.
"The Lord Isaac."
"What?"
"What happens to a good-natured, good-natured guy who gets cheated so many times?" ask Tedjo.
"As long as I'm alive, I've never had that question. I am the one who often does so." replied Isaac.
"What do you think, Bang?" ask Awang.
"Because I am often deceived." replied Isaac sadly.
"That's why let me tell you, Djo. Terrifying me. If you are deceived, you should take the culprit into the realm of law. How much money did he take? Dare really nipu nyaku my good friend this" said Awang who seemed to misinterpret.
"But...."
"That people don't know what, if I as a friend you offended?" nagging Awang who did not let Tedjo open his mouth.
"Not that, Wang. I mean, I mean...."
"You're in trouble, you just talk to us, Djo. Don't be alone. Kinda nice. I have made some tips for you. Thanks to me." said Awang ended the session sharing tips.
"Oh God, Wang. Not being tricked is what I mean" said Tedjo lethargic.
"Keep what dong? Who nipu lo chick?" ask Awang again.
"Shut up, Wang." Tedjo.
Tedjo's mind continued to rage because he thought about the possibilities that might happen.
"What are they doing again?" tedjo Mumbles.
Tedjo suddenly imagined Baruna would propose to Yumi like he said last night.
"Although this ring is still a credit, but I'll tell you now." Baruna took a deep breath and exhaled slowly to prepare herself. "Lo ain't my bitch, Yum?"
"Sorry before, Run. But...."
Baruna's heart was pounding as soon as she heard Yumi's sentence.
"But how can I refuse lo." continued Yumi while blushing embarrassed.
"Finally, we're getting married, baby...."
"Finally, I'm free of that green alien...."
"No. Not likely. I'm going to kick Baruna &e into the sky if it really happened" said Tedjo while kicking the wind.
"Gue won't let Baruna take my position" Tedjo said.
Tedjo then continued his message to Yumi again.
"It's been your history today, Yum." Tedjo muttered annoyed. "But, ntar first. What if Yumi doesn't lie to me? Be stuck. Let it go."
^^^tedjo_uwu: Yumyum?^^^
yumihim1: Paan again anyway?
^^^tedjo_uwu: Send pap lo again to me. Chivy.^^^
yumihim1: Still don't believe me?
^^^tedjo_uwu: It is not. But. yeah. Huh already. Send aja pap lo if you are no longer lying.^^^
yumihim1: Rempong really lo. Wonder me.
^^^dejo_uwu: Kagak. I'm not rempong. Yes already. If you don't want to send pap lo is also okay.^^^
yumihim1: Sure you are? I think you need a lot of pap from me to make mastiin.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Geer really lo. I don't need. No need at all. I want her instead.^^^
yumihim1: Just ask.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Now you must be panicking, right? Because I already know. You must be looking for a way to ngeles.^^^
yumihim1: I'm not panicking.
^^^tedjo_uwu: You want to go for a walk, right?^^^
yumihim1: No.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Sono dah lu pegi. Later he waited for you. May you be there because you lied to your husband.^^^
yumihim1: What do you mean? You think I'm lying to you, so?
^^^tedjo_uwu: Asal lo tau aja yes, Baruna was not at Bang Karma's house.^^^
yumihim1: Go on, what does that have to do with me? Tent, bentar. So you mean, I kidnapped Baruna, right?
^^^tedjo_uwu: What do you mean? That's not what the cave meant. Baruna's not here because she's somewhere! Ngarti don't you?^^^
yumihim1: I know what you mean. But I'm not the kidnapper. You wrong people.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Oh Allah, Yum. Lo bego what the hell?^^^
yumihim1: What's wrong with you? Suddenly I was a kidnapper. My pocket money is still enough.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Udah. Send your pap to me.^^^
yumihim1: Not really believing you are a person.
Yumi sent a photo.
yumihim1: Look noah. I was honest with Elo. I sat on the couch watching Raju Ayoyo.
^^^tedjo_uwu: What did I say? I no longer lie to you.^^^
jumihim1: Heh! I should have talked to Elo!
^^^tedjo_uwu: Sendin again woi!^^^
yumihim1: What the hell is it doing?
^^^tedjo_uwu: Send aja. A very cute photo.^^^
yumihim1: Don't want.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Come on, Yum. This one time. The wife must be the same husband.^^^
yumihim1: If her husband is elo, I will not obey.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Basic lu! Yum, buru dong. Send me your photo again.^^^
yumihim1: Shit!
^^^dejo_wuwu: Plis.^^^
^^^dejo_wuwu: Plis.^^^
^^^dejo_wuwu: Plis.^^^
yumikim1:
^^^tedjo_uwu: Nih, make you.
^^^
yumihim1: No need. I'm balikin.
^^^tedjo_uwu: Save it in lo gallery.^^^
yumihim1: Don't want.
^^^dejo_uwu: Soin lockscreen hape lo.^^^
yumihim1: 🤢
^^^tedjo_uwu: I don't want to know. If I go home, I'll check the lock screen hape lo.^^^
yumihim1: [middle finger]
Tedjo smiled wryly as he looked at the message from Yumi last. "Basic.... Always make me look like this."
Wik wik wik wik wik wik wik wik wik~~
Suddenly, Tedjo's phone rang.
"Assalamu'alaikum?" greet someone on the phone.
"Yes, Babeh? What's the matter with Tedjo?" ask Tedjo to the point so know if the one who called him was Mr. Udin.
"Lu's at home isn't?" ask Mr. Udin.
"Tedjo again at Bang Karma's house, Beh. Why the hell, Beh?"
"Where do you ask the cave?"
"Where is babebah? Not at home, right?"
"About. The cave is outside. There's no one home. So, the cave is bored. Go on, walk in the wind."
Tedjo.
"So, Babeh meant... Babeh's out with Yumi, is that it?" ask Tedjo.
"About. Pan had said the cave was to you if the cave came out because there was no one at home" replied Mr. Udin.
"Yumi's not home, Beh?" ask Tedjo worriedly.
"So pegi cave pas does not exist, but do not know daho now. Continues, fitting the cave call to nanyain he has gone home what not, the cave can not hear his voice. Probably because of the cave catfish hape signal. But, the cave was horrified to laugh guys. Were you ye, Djo?" ask Mr. Udin without knowing how sweet Tedjo is now.
"Huh? Laughing guy, Beh?" ask Tedjo to make sure.
"Yes. You got to go home?"
"Somewhat, Beh." Tedjo seemed to be thinking hard. "Don't! Oh, my God, Babeh!" yells.
"What's up, Djo?" ask Mr. Udin across the street.
"God! Yumi brought Baruna home without our knowledge!"
"Still mending no heck, Djo, rather than the thief who entered the house?" ask Mr. Udin before realizing Tedjo's concern.
"What does Babeh mean?"
"SOMEWHAT!" tekik Tedjo and Pak Udin together.
They both turned off their phone. It seems like they are really panicking right now.
"Brontol, I go home first." said Tedjo to Karma, Isaac and Awang.
"Well? Your hurry is too much? It was also a watch" said Awang astonished.
"Usually you are the last to go home because you are afraid of being rejected" said Karma.
"somewhat can. I'm going home."
"OK deh. Be careful" said Isaac.
"Hm!"
Tedjo rushes to start his car engine and drives to the streets.
Arriving at home, Tedjo immediately banged on the main door with anxiety that spread across his chest.
"Yumyum? Open door! Whoi!"
Suddenly, Tedjo's gaze was fixed on the shoes on the porch of the house.
"Huh? These are shoes... Kyaa! Why are Baruna's shoes here? Never mind really...." Tedjo bengong for a moment.
"Cock the door hasn't been opened yet? Can't be banned. You're a fucking punk!" Tedjo was so panicked that he couldn't think clearly.
Tedjo ran around the house looking for a door that was still open.
Suddenly....
"TILJO!"
Mr. Udin ran over to Tedjo.
"CHAP!"
"TILJO!"
"CHAP!"
"TEDJO DJO, DJO, DJO, DJO~" call Mr. Udin dramatically.
"BABEH BEH, BEH, BEH~"
"Tedjo! Buru you're in!" mak Udin was panicking.
"Babeh does not see anymore!" Tedjo was panicking as well.
"Don't you open your bare hands like that?! Pan's backup key is under the doormat!"
"Oh Allah, Beh. Why not talk from yesterday."
"Lo is not it."
After that, Tedjo and Pak Udin rushed to the main door and opened it in a panic.
"Yumyum! Out lo!" tedjo shouted filled the room.
"Well, are you home? Tumben cepets?" yumi asked in surprise, then turned to look at Mr. Udin. "Where are you from?"
"The cave is fishing in the park" replied Mr. Udin meaningfully.
"Not wrong?" yumi asked confusedly.
"Fix the commotion."
Yumi grunts.
"Woi, lo...." Tedjo opened his mouth. He could not bear to expose Yumi's lies.
"What?" ask Yumi with an innocent face.
"Lo's hiding something from us? Get out of here's something" said Tedjo not constantly.
"Something like that?" ask Yumi.
"Shoes. Yes, the shoes are outside. Someone broke into the house, didn't they?" ask Tedjo.
"Oh... The shoes are outside? That was Mr. Adul's shoe." replied Yumi calmly.
"Sir Adul?" Tedjo.
"Yes. Our new security guard."
"What the hell..why don't I know?" ask Tedjo.
"Gua too" said Mr. Udin.
Then, they called Adul who was fixing the water tap in the kitchen. That was why Adul put his shoes outside, because there was no way he would bring his shoes in. His shoes were slightly dirty as they had not been washed for nine months and ten days.
"Yes, den. That's my shoe. I just got into work today. Introduce my name Adul." said the new security guard with the accent Jawaanya.
"What...?" Tedjo was wrong.
"So, Baruna has been wearing security shoes. Pantesan is similar.." murmured Tedjo.
"Lo why the hell?" yumi asked not to understand.
"Sir Adu, ntar I buy other models of shoes yes. The shoes made me hang up" Tedjo said, hiding his embarrassment.
"Good, den. Excuse me first."
"Yes, sir."
"It's so weird lo. How did you lose your shoes?" ask Yumi in wonder.
"Finally Adul's shoes are the same as Tedjo's shoes" said Mr. Udin made Tedjo feel bad for thinking badly of Yumi.
"Yeah. I think Pak Adu's shoes are my shoes" said Tedjo.
"Keep, why do your tumben-tumbenan go home quickly? You're the same Babeh is also like a runaway abis? You two are playing a chase?" yumi asked in surprise as soon as she saw Tedjo and Pak Udin both sweating.
"Ehem...." Tedjo arranged his voice so as not to sound nervous. "I want to go home quickly. You must be bored being alone at home, right?"
"No. There will be a Father, Mother of the same Dew at home." replied Yumi as she was.
"Udahlah, Djo. Honest to you. You quickly went home because of that, right?" god Pak Udin's.
Tedjo just looked at Mr. Udin blankly because he was so nervous.
"What ways?" asked Tedjo and Yumi along with her beloon face.
"You've lost the same weight as Yumi, right? Make the cave envious you bedua" said Mr. Udin who made Tedjo relieved.
"Foolah. I want to eat first. Laper abis running around." Mr. Udin passed into the kitchen.
"Babeh, aye eat." Yumi followed Mr. Udin into the kitchen, and so did Tedjo.
...•••...
Tedjo, Yumi, Pak Udin, Pak Selamet, Bu Titin and Dewun are having dinner together.
Meanwhile, Tedjo continued to look at Yumi who was sitting in front of him with a sharp gaze.
Tedjo.
"He still doesn't feel guilty. He won't apologize, will he? There was something strange about this incident. Is that the sound of Mr Adu? Or...."
Tedjo imagined something.
"Haha... Tedjo will not know if we have lied to him. Tedjo was very easy to catch" Yumi said with a dramatic laugh.
"Bang Tedjo, this is your karma because it has called me a plump rabbit! And see noh use your eye seeds. Yumi is now on my side! Hahaha.." said Baruna with a laugh that sounded like Tedjo's teasing.
Tedjo took a long breath.
"Tuh brat two must be laughing at me now because it succeeds in my ngibulin. Watch out for both." Tedjo's mind.
Then, Tedjo turned to look at Mr. Udin.
Mr. Udin who accidentally made eye contact was surprised to see Tedjo.
"What?" ask Mr. Udin without a sound. He just lowered his eyebrows.
"Babeh know? Babeh's children are already lying to Babeh." replied Tedjo along up and down his eyebrows like Mr. Udin.
Mr. Selamet, Mr. Titin, Dewun, and Yumi continued their dinner without knowing the sign language of Mr. Udin and Tedjo.
"What's wrong?"
"Yumi's not dating Adul sir, is she?"
"Yumi bring Baruna into the house? You want the tanya cave directly?"
Tedjo just nodded. They think their telepathy is right.
"OKAY. The cave will ask for you, Djo."
About that's how the talk from eyebrows to eyebrows Tedjo and Pak Udin are not connecting.
"Yumi." calling Mr. Udin made Yumi look at him. Everyone was also staring at Mr. Udin questioningly.
"Yes." Yeah."
"Tedjo said that you were staying in Baruna at home" said Mr. Udin to make Tedjo flabbergasted.
"Well?!!"
"Abis my history." Tedjo's mind was terrified.
Tedjo can only be whiny.
"God.... What is Babeh Cepuin?" inner Tedjo growled.
As if ready to crashing, Yumi looked at Tedjo sharply.
...•••...
