HUSBAND OF MARS

HUSBAND OF MARS
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"Bang Awang, let's go to my house. We have been waiting for you since. Why do you mulu anyway, Bang, who always ngaret. My amazement!"


"Yet you never ngaret, Bar. Lo also often, ege." replied Awang to Baruna who was nagging him on the phone.


"Yes, yeah. Cepetan yes, Bang." Baruna cut off the phone.


To the point once they.


Ting!


"Huh? Who sent me a chat?" Awang opened the message that just appeared in his notification.


Awang's facial expression turned cold, as soon as he saw the contents of the message.


...•••...


The Baruna residence....


"What do you mean, Bang Karma?!!!" Awang appeared with a look of anger after opening the door of Baruna's house violently.


What the fuck?! Why do you look so angry?


"What's wrong?" return the Karma calmly.


"Why do you stab me in the back, huh?!!" The crew approached Karma.


"From that moment I felt a feeling" said Karma.


"Everything is clear! I have proof!"


"Bang Awang why, woi? Why are you making such a fuss?" baruna asked as she placed the canned drink on the table.


"Well see! Bang Karma is dating Dew!" said Awang with full of emotion.


...



They were silent when they saw the photographic evidence that Awang gave....


"What else would you say, Bang?! I don't want to hear your explanation! Why would you lie to me, huh?! You know I like Dew, but why did you call him from me?!!" ask Awang disappointed.


"Hahaha.I've told you right, you're not the type of Dew." ledek Tedjo.


"Lo all this is just a joke, what?! I know we've been winning for a long time, but why do you all support Bang Karma who lied to me, huh?!"


"Lo same Dew is not married yet. So, if Bang Karma is dating the same Dew, it's okay dong" said Isaac smiling himself because he saw Awang who was angry like a child.


"But, I love the same Dew, Bang Is! You don't understand my feelings, Bang!" wang Rengek.


"It will soon be a cry for the child." chortled Karma.


"Where am I crying." Along with his words, Awang cried.


Everyone laughs.


"Awang Kusuma." call Karma flat.


"What, Bang? What else, huh? I don't want to talk to you!"


"Lo sure you don't want to talk to me? I want to tell you something about Elo."


"Huh? What does Bang Karma mean?" tanya Awang stopped crying.


Karma took a deep and long breath. "It's a photo. editan."


Awang was shocked even more because of embarrassment.


"No way! Yes editan times!" pekik Awang's.


Everyone laughed with applause. And then....


Mr. Selamet and Mr. Udin came out of Baruna's room while carrying a birthday cake for Awang.


"Happy Birthday~ Happy birthday~ Awang Kusuma cengeng~ Happy birthday~"


"Selamet gave me the cake" said Isaac.


"What the fuck?" ask Awang not to believe.


"Blow the candles first. Just lo nanya" said Mr. Udin.


"Blow the candle, ege" said Tedjo, embracing Awang.


"Tuh the cake we bought from Babeh Udin. So, get a discount." said Isaac.


"Happy birthday, Nak Awang" said Mr. Selamet.


"Angang dong's embrace, sir." seduced Isaac.


"It's the cave cake itself that makes you special" said Mr. Udin proudly. "Over time I didn't see you. Though in the past you were still as small as a tomato fitting cave dateng to Bro Selamet's house."


Because Mr. Udin was friendly with Mr. Selamet, Mr. Udin became familiar with Awang and friends. They always come to Mr. Selamet's house to invite Tedjo to play. It turned out that the five friends had been close since childhood.


And today, right on Awang's birthday celebration, Mr. Selamet and Mr. Udin came to Baruna's house to participate.


"Her words there are less big~" Karma suddenly teases Awang by singing a song that Awang often play when alone.


"What?" sahut everyone.


"Sacrifice~ Attention~ And all, mua, mua, mua, mua, mua~"


"Huhaha...."


"Lu just got dijailin. If the cave is so you, it's been crying after the cave for sure." ledek Pak Udin.


"Which is a photo, I. Intentionally let you cry shock. Hahaha.." ledek Tedjo while laughing amusedly look at the eyes of Awang who has runny. "Snake cry lo, Wang. No exclamation, you." he ordered.


Crews are crying too. He was so embarrassed that he was already angry at Karma.


"Well... is it really lo, Wang?" Isaac then hugged Awang from behind.


"Again terjura nih son gaes." seduced Tedjo while hugging Awang from behind.


"So we were just kidding, Bang. Did you forget your birthday?" Baruna hugged.


"Tomorrow I don't have to be happy anymore. I'm the same overall lo on." said Awang.


"Ntar don't yell dong, ege!" whining Tedjo.


Awang pulled the Karma jacket, telling him to hug.


They hugged.


"Lo all still on want a hug like this? My stomach sounds like that. I have worms in my stomach" said Karma.


They laugh.


"Gue is hungry too. But, on purpose I was resistant to gegara there were nangis brothers earlier." Baruna laughed at Awang who was already pouting.


"Openly aja congor lo, Bar." reply Awang.


"Bang, hug me once again dong." whine Tedjo at Karma.


"No."


"Come dong, Bang. Just once."


Karma silence.


"Bang Karma~"


...



Tedjo tries to embrace Karma, but Karma refuses....


But because Karma had been lazy to hold Tedjo again, Tedjo finally managed to embrace Karma.


After that, they immediately rushed to take their own food. Every now and then they throw jokes at each other and make the others resist the embarrassment of continuing to be teased. Crew, for example.


...



"Don't kayak that, woi. Bang Awang's face was blushing that, noh." bela Baruna but sounded mocked....


"Just like lo, Bar." replied Awang.


"Oh... That's like a thank you, Bang?!" namel Baruna on Awang.


"God, Bar. Stop jailin si Awang. You forgot there was a guy who was crying?" tease Tedjo makes Awang smile shyly.


"The money will stop crying if the baby comes in the day." teased Pak Udin.


"really? Oh yeah, really! Babeh lo dateng, wang." god of Karma.


"The lie, Son of a bitch." Mr. Selamet chuckles at the behavior of those who are still judging Awang.


"Gee... HAHA... gluuek!"


Karma laughed as she looked at Isaac who was shocked by her cute face.


"What the hell, Is?" tanya Karma still laughed.


"Hit my back dong, Bang! I'm sluggish thighs!" Isaac complained to Karma making everyone laugh.


"Which one did you eat?" tedjo Goda.


"Your thigh." Karma answered him.


"HAHAHA~"


They were all unceasingly throwing jokes.


"Thank you gaes...!"


After they finished eating, they were busy with other activities.


Baruna and Awang play games, while Tedjo encourages them both.


"Kok you mulu the loser, Wang?!" ask Tedjo to Awang.


"Just the beginning of this. Usually the first guy to lose."


"No. I am the one who lost."


Tedjo and Baruna laughed at Awang's joke.


"Like a dead light yes dear~ like a dead lightuuuu~ my love without you yes dear.. like a night no passuu~" Karma sang with his frenzy.


As for Isaac, he was laughing to the point of rolling around on the floor. Whether astonished or what, Isaac unceasingly clapped his hands at the singing Karma.


After feeling exhausted, Karma crawled funny with the help of Isaac.


...•••...


Ting!!!


Notifications from Instagram.


Yumi opened her phone, tapped on the screen lazily, and was shocked to see the contents of the message.


@baruna_k: Tomorrow I want to stay. You want to come, don't you?


"Whoaahoo!!!!" yumi screams in the heart.


What was Yumi's dream last night? Is this a real Baruna?


"You dong! Nope, nope. Don't kayak that. I was actually invited to ngedate. Yes, although I really want to ngedate with Baruna, but I have to sell expensive first that." murmured Yumi.


...



Yumi deleted the message she just typed....


"How should I reply? Why did my brain suddenly become like this ?!!" Yumi frustrated.


@yumihim1: Tomorrow I want to do it too. I'm coming with you, right?


@baruna_k: I'm waiting at Cafe Pulu-pulu. See you tomorrow, Yumyum.


But suddenly, Yumi's phone dies due to running out of battery.


"Adrrrgggghhhh!!!! Why have I died like this anyway?!!" yumi screams in the heart.


...•••...


The door to the room is open. The only person who entered without permission was Tedjo.


"The girl hasn't slept yet, has she?" ask Tedjo to himself.


Tedjo approached Yumi.


"Kok can he sleep fitting masceran gini?"


Tedjo is about to remove Yumi's face mask. But as he reached out his hand, Yumi suddenly opened her eyes making Tedjo startled.


"Don't let go of my mask without permission" Yumi said.


"Serems are sleeping with masks." Tedjo snorted inexhaustibly.


"It can make you diem, I yayin." Yumi replied because she was still upset with Tedjo.


"Yumyum, I have something to say to Elo." Tedjo was getting serious.


"Gue wants to sleep and I don't like anything when I talk when I'm sleepy." Yumi rushed to sleep.


"The girl's still mad at me what the hell?" tedjo Mumbles.


...•••...


The first lesson of the day is Physics. Either because he was too excited or what, he did not realize if the lesson was over and changed with hours of rest.


"Why isn't anyone moving, Bang?" awang asked Isaac in a soft voice.


"What is the sound of bells?" ask Isaac.


Awang nodded, then traced a glance around his room. He saw his classmates who did not look as restless as usual.


Usually if the bell rings but the teacher has not left the class, they will be anxious because they can't wait to rest and eat in the cafeteria, but what is this?!!


"Lo know no Bang, what else do I think?" awang asked as he looked at Isaac fixedly and lowered his eyebrows.


Isaac lowered his eyebrows with a confused face.


Awang was also confused to see Isaac's behavior.


"How do I follow my eyebrow movements anyway, Bang? You don't know what I mean?" tanya Awang growled.


"Hm. I know that."


"Totally? After all this time we've been together, we can finally use telepathy."


"That's very true, Wang. Let's take the wall clock in the diem, keep turning it back to the lesson time" Isaac said.


"Huh? You mean Bang Is, what the hell?"


"Lo wants to set the clock so it's slower than before, right?" answer Isaac with ease.


"O Allah, Bang Isaac. Why do you want to slow down when everyone wants to speed up time?" tanya Awang did not think.


"Gue thinks our telepathy is real. Disappointed me."


"I should be disappointed, Bang. Be stuck. There's no other way."


"What do you want, Wang?" ask Isaac worriedly.


"There are two options, Bang. Stay here and the next class will start or come out suddenly from this class. And I choose the second path" said Awang determined.


"Don't, Wang. Don't sell ituu~"


The movement of time seemed to slow down as the dramatic scene began.


Very slowly Baruna, Yumi and Caca looked towards Awang.


"Who are you?" baruna Mumbles.


Awang stood up from his stool and then approached the Physics teacher. But no time to talk, suddenly the bell rang loudly.


Teeeeeet...d teeeeeet...teeeeeet!!!


"alright. The class ended up here" said the Physics teacher as soon as he finished writing on the board. "Awang Kusuma's. Why are you standing there? As I recall, I have nothing to punish you today?"


"I'm nearsighted, sir. So, I'm ahead to see the writing on the board." elak Awang with a shy hold.


"Oh, so. All right, continue with your notes. See you next week." The Physics teacher left their class.


"Finally, I can get out now! Meatball noodles, wait for me!!!" exclaim Awang happy.


Not long ago Awang felt his victory, suddenly...


Teeeeeet...d teeeeeet...teeeeeet!!!


"Well. bad lo, Wang. Lied to all the class kids. You are very sinful. You said you had a break bell, but the bell just sounded." accuse Isaac.


"The tirade that I heard earlier was not the sound of the bell, continue what sound dong?" ask Awang to be confused.


"Hehe.. that's the sound of my hape notification, Bang." grinned Baruna.


"YERUNA!!!" yang Awang growled. "Udahlah. It doesn't matter anymore, Mah. The important thing is that I go to the cafeteria and have lunch!"


Along with the footsteps of Awang who was preparing to go to the cafeteria, the Mathematics teacher immediately shot into the classroom.


"Okay, today we repeat."


Those words managed to leave Awang dumbfounded.


"WHY?!! WHY?!!" Crew frustration.


It turned out that the break bell had sounded from earlier and the bell that had just sounded was a bell sign of changing classes.


Awang sat back on his stool lazily.


"Gue was fussing over his break, Bang. Mpok Nunuy meatball noodles must have sold out." muttered Awang helpless.


"Gue already told elo that it was already a break, but you did not believe it" said Isaac while laughing funny to see the expression on Awang's face.


"Lo didn't say anything, Bang!"


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"Baruna?" Yumi approached Baruna who was heading to the cafeteria.


"Yes. What, Yum?"


"Not be."


"Don't do it, dong. I was curious. I think there's something you want to tell me, huh?" guess Baruna made Yumi nervous.


"No. But if I can tell, why the way you take me to be so weird?"


"Huh? You mean what?"


"Lo says you want to ngedate with me, but it sounds like you want me to temenin lo ngedate with others."


"Oh, i-it's. I want to...."


"Tomorrow I want to cheat. You want to come, don't you?" yumi said while saying the message she received last night. "Why don't you just say 'Tomorrow we're yuk, Yum. You want to, right?' Can't you talk like that?"


"Lo think I'm afraid of ngajak lo ngedate?" ask Baruna.


"He-uh."


"Yes already. Ngedate me yuk, Yum."


"Forced, I will." Yumi replied as she ran away from Baruna.


"God...!" Baruna chased after Yumi, then slowly snapped Yumi's head slowly.


Yumi immediately replied to Baruna by pulling her ear, then Baruna rattled Yumi's hair in a fit of anxiety. Of course it makes Yumi flinch.


Baruna rubbed Yumi's hair? Aouw~


Baruna smiled faintly as she looked towards Yumi with a deep gaze.


Unaware of Baruna and Yumi, from a distance someone was watching them.


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