HUSBAND OF MARS

Cousin Tedjo

...•••...

At 06:00....

Yumi woke up with great difficulty. His waist and legs hurt a lot because of Tedjo who hit him last night and a cramped bed for two.

Yumi tried to get off the bed slowly so that the pain in her body was not too pronounced. It was hard to move his legs.

Tedjo suddenly opened his eyes and immediately looked at Yumi with a flat gaze.

"Why lo?" ask Tedjo.

"No effort" replied Yumi, grimacing in pain.

"Lo's waist hurts? I'm a big one, will you?"

"My feet are hard to shake. It's all wrong, you know."

"Why is it my fault?"

"Lo slept a lot of places to eat. I also let you sleep. You're not going to ignore your treatment of me."

"Why don't you go back and kick me? Impas, right?"

"Where can I rebalise. You are heavy. Go sono." throw Yumi out.

"Are you sure you don't want to be carried?"

"I don't know if I'm talking about it?"

Tedjo sighed. "Yes, yes."

Tedjo quickly left.

"Tumben's leaving right away? Duh, my waist.... Look out, Tedjo. Next time I'll be nindihin lo." rutuk Yumi.

...•••...

This morning it was raining heavily, so there were no outside activities Tedjo and Yumi would do.

Tedjo and Yumi sat on the sofa looking at Beno and Rinda alternately.

"Lo both know not, if toge juice can still improve fertility? I and Beno have made you juice toge" said Rinda excitedly to Yumi.

"Huh?! Toge juice? Woi. You guys don't think we're fertile, do you?" yumi asked, not accepting.

"Western kate nih ye, kite tuh weeds that do not need to be flush already fertile itself" added Tedjo.

"A grass is a plant?" rinda asked Beno who had shrugged, not knowing.

"Tedjo, Yumi, that's not what we mean. It's for your own good. What's wrong with trying? You must like the same toge juice made by Rinda, Djo." said Beno.

"What do you mean?" tedjo asked as if he was going to be a guinea pig.

"Now, drink. We've made eight liters of toge juice for you" said Rinda increasingly excited.

"Tedjo, this is for you." Rinda gave me a glass of that toge juice.

"Gue drank this too? Very good lo" said Tedjo frustrated, but there is no way to reject it. "Gue's drinking, huh?"

"Where? Seger, right?" ask Rinda.

Tedjo put on a serious face or rather resist nausea.

"Strim!" tedjo sounded forced.

"really? I also want to try it." said Yumi while sipping the juice toge. However, in a split second, he spouted the juice towards Tedjo.

Tedjo rubbed his face.

"Yumi, are you okay?" ask Rinda.

"That's so soon. Crazy." said Yumi lying. He smiled clumsyly.

"One sip of doang, its properties immediately tasted." Tedjo's depressed. "Well, right, Yum?"

Yumi nodded quickly.

"Yes already. So you both used up eight liters of this toge juice, huh? Kasian Rinda, tired of it" said Beno.

"Huh?" Tedjo suddenly hiccups.

During the process of drinking the juice toge, Tedjo tried his hardest to resist the nausea.

A few minutes later, Rinda reappeared while carrying a tray of food that looked delicious.

"Food is coming!"

Tedjo and Yumi hit their chests slowly.

"It seems good" said Tedjo thought if his suffering with juice toge was over.

"You must try the cuisine made by Rinda. You must be hooked" said Beno.

"And we can get food from the hotel. So, you don't have to bother cooking" said Yumi, surprised to see Rinda who diligently cooks for everyone.

"It's okay, Yum. I also learned to cook. Calculate the simulation first before the masakin ayang Beno." replied Rinda while giggling. "Well, before you both eat, I'll tie your hands, okay?"

"Cock pickets everything?" ask Tedjo confused.

"Let's both of you not run away" replied Rinda.

"We also run away" said Yumi annoyed.

"Just in case something happens." replied Rinda lightly.

"Oh yeah, where's Beno?" ask Tedjo.

"That's it!"

Beno who had gone towards the kitchen suddenly returned with a knife in his hand.

Tedjo and Yumi were shocked.

"Tedjo! I think it's the right time! Although I like elo kasarin and do not care about you, but actually I love the same lo!"

"HUH?!"

Tedjo was in disbelief. Although the statement was sudden and sounded like the remission of sin before death but he was stung by a wasp. Tedjo happy.

"DIEM WOI!" shout Beno.

"What do you want, Ben?!" ask Tedjo to panic.

"Gue just wants to have fun with both of you. Let you be happy." replied Beno with a strange grin on his sweet blade.

"We are happy! Both of you are having fun!" tedjo exclaimed in cold sweat.

"But not happy enough, right?"

"Aarrghhhh!"

"Kok yelled anyway? I just want to break Rinda's bond" said Beno while gawking. "There is a Bini me."

Tedjo and Yumi were finally able to breathe a sigh of relief.

"Sorry, yeah. I was kok ngiket lo both earlier. Beno does not like me to joke so." explained Rinda regretted.

"Yes, let's eat gais." invite Beno to eat breakfast made by Rinda.

...•••...

Tedjo and Yumi ran towards the refrigerator and immediately looked for orange juice.

"Gue first!" yumi said he snatched the drink.

"Guilah!"

"It's mine, ege!"

"But I bought it!"

"The cave first! Here!"

Yumi sipped the drink with a feeling of relief.

As soon as Yumi finished drinking, Tedjo immediately drank it as well to relieve nausea in his mouth.

"Lo no intention to exchange added cousin lo what?" yumi asked annoyed.

"They will change as the seat time goes on. So, hold on" replied Tedjo lightly.

"Hold down nutmeg lo! I almost koid gegara tuh juice toge! Continues, I think the food Rinda tuh can say enek in my mouth, uh it turned out to be worse." cerocos Yumi can not take it anymore.

Tedjo and Yumi ate a sandwich to relieve nausea.

"Tedjo's? Yumi?"

Tedjo and Yumi stop chewing their food once Beno and Rinda approach them all of a sudden.

"Lo was both greedy to eat it earlier." said Beno with a big smile on his face.

Tedjo and Yumi just nodded because in his mouth there was still bread that they had not been able to chew.

"Take my taste good, right?"

"Well, both of you are at a loss for words yes, so ingenious."

They nodded again.

Yumi almost choked on the bread in her mouth.

"Yumi, is your face so red? Lo angry huh gegara Tedjo ngabisin lo food?" ask Rinda.

Yumi nodded quickly.

"Tedjo, you can't be like your wife. You should have designed it for Yumi. Wanna?"

Tedjo nodded.

"As long as you know, you are a lucky person because you have mastered the cuisine of Rinda. I have never tried. Said my mother-in-law, Rinda's cooking can cause a heart attack so good. Therefore, I was not allowed to eat Rinda's cooking." said Beno looks sad.

Tedjo and Yumi nodded.

"Pantes.." Inner Tedjo.

"So, how's my baby cooking? Yummy?" ask Beno.

Tedjo and Yumi quickly gave their thumbs up.

Rinda.

"really? Thanks.... I can't believe you guys would like it. In fact, I have never cooked my meals. That's why it's a tradition in our family." explained Rinda.

Tedjo and Yumi just laughed. They feel depressed because they have become Beno and Rinda's guinea pigs.

"Thank you for Rinda's words."

Beno and Rinda rush from Tedjo and Yumi.

Tedjo and Yumi finally breathed a sigh of relief. However, the annoying couple suddenly turned their bodies towards them again.

"Oh yeah, one more."

Yumi who couldn't bear to end up spitting bread in her mouth towards Beno's handsome face.

"Astaghfiullah! Sorry, sorry!" Yumi surprised.

"Darling!" rinda exclaimed as she wiped the remains of the bread on Beno's face.

"Tedjo, there's one more thing" Beno said despite his face being blown away.

"What? Will you give me a will?" ask Tedjo.

"Gue just like this I want to spend a few more days here. Can, huh?"

Tedjo and Yumi let out a heavy sigh.

...•••...

"Tedjo?"

"Yes, Sir. What's up, huh?" Tedjo received a call from Mr. Selamet.

"It turns out your cousin's not on his honeymoon on the island of Bintan."

"Well?!!"

"They can't leave because the parents of your cousin's wife are going to be upset about school. Hence, they are not a holiday there." explained Mr. Selamet across the street.

"Well, who's the guy?" tedjo panicked.

"What's? What did you say, Djo?"

"No, sir."

"Yes already. Have fun, you guys over there. Don't forget to go home."

"Yes." Yeah."

Phone's closed.

"Why?" ask Yumi.

"Why do you have such a strong feeling?" ask Tedjo to Yumi.

"What do you mean?"

"They're not my cousins."

"What I said! I even drank the juice toge gegara you think they're your cousins!" yumi Nagel.

"So, how is this?"

"Would you please not now?" yumi's Goda made Tedjo pout.

Tedjo and Yumi approach Beno and Rinda who are cool eating snacks while watching tv.

"Beno?" call Tedjo.

"Hm?"

"Lo said my mom's name was Titin, right? Then you must know my father's name." asked Tedjo suspiciously.

Beno was silent for a moment, seeming to be thinking hard.

"Clearly I know. I was the same when I was a kid. We often play marbles at twelve o'clock." replied Beno stalling for time.

"So, whose name is my father?" ask Tedjo impatiently.

"Yes, the name of your father... Sumanto, Right? I told you that we are Deket's cousins. After the same father you marry me, I come with me." replied Beno more and more slutting.

Tedjo was wide-eyed, but instead Yumi tried to hold back the laughter.

"Woi! Whom do you mean?! My father's name is Selamet Kongratulesyen! Not Sumanto! Who is your cousin anyway?!" tedjo exclaimed in shock to find out that Beno was not his cousin.

"Huh?! So why did you become my cousin?!" ask Beno to be surprised. He was also surprised by this fact.

"Lo who nagged me, ege!" tedjo was upset.

"That's it, I'm sorry. I really don't know if you're not my cousin. I thought we were cousins. Because my heart goes to elo." said Beno sadly.

Tedjo grunted in annoyance. "Gue thought so too. Where I've been spitting you, again."

"Yes, I'm the same as my wife."

"Huh? That's how annoying you guys are?" Tedjo's confused.

Beno and Rinda hurriedly cleaned their luggage.

"Yumi, I know you like me. So, you don't cry." said Rinda while hugging Yumi.

"Yain." Inner Yumi with a forced smile.

"Gue help you? Let's both of you go quickly." Yumi pretended to be sweet.

"Huh?"

"Eh, I mean. Let Beno not wait long lo." Yumi smiled sweetly.

Eventually, Beno and Rinda will be gone soon.

"Tedjo, will we? I have to go and find my real cousin."

"Yes, go sono lu. Beno.. though lo ngeselin, but you are the best cousin in history." Tedjo hugged Beno.

Beno and Rinda waved their hands.

Tedjo and Yumi waved back happily.

"Darling, I just remembered. Am I not an orphan? You live a long time too, right? So, you have no family at all" Rinda said innocently.

"Huh?! Oh yeah, I just remembered too. Yeah, let's get another ride." Beno and Yumi leave the hotel room.

"It turns out you're as good as I thought you were." Yumi snorted.

"Kok I'm so sad gini yeah, Beno go." murmured Tedjo.

"Woi, you don't mess around with my talk this morning, huh? I was just kidding. I mean until the heart says I hate the same you ahead tuh son two" said Yumi before Tedjo thought he had fallen in love.

"Lo always thinks of other people's feelings, until you forget your own feelings" said Tedjo with a serious face.

"What the hell?" Yumi only replied with a huff.

"Lo knows that feeling, right?" ask Tedjo.

"What feelings?"

"Feeling of wanting to poop. I tortured him for a long time. Especially if there is someone in the toilet." joked Tedjo in a dramatic tone.

"Gue dump you into the sea, will ya?" ask Yumi growled.

"Now. Are you coming too?" teased Tedjo with a sweet smile.

Yumi snorted to hide her smile.

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