HUSBAND OF MARS
Couple Sucks
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Hotel room, 22:30....
"Lo gapain?" tedjo asked as soon as he saw Yumi smiling in front of his phone.
"Again uploading photos in ig. Why emang? Not happy, you?" reply Yumi is still focused on the phone screen. "Oh yeah, you didn't upload your photo also in ig?"
"Males. I'm not as tacky as you. Alay lo." said Tedjo to make Yumi look at him sharply.
"What did you say? Here, look! Just a few seconds ago, my photo has been a lot of fun" said Yumi.
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babeh_kece Cave help dumpin.
awang.awang I got ignya bray @_ishax @karma_genius_ @baruna_k
_ishax is so beautiful, Neng.
baruna_k Followback I dong, Yum.
karma_genius_ Napa lo nandain me anyway? @chal.awang
yumihim1 We kompak ye, Beh. if the business of throwing @babeh_kece
yumihim1 Hi gaess @_ishax @karma_genius_ @baruna_k
"Keep I should say bacot, is that it?" sahut Tedjo.
Yumi grunts. "Lo envied, right? Or maybe you don't have an ig?"
"Report it, yes, no. Lo like this so I can get ig I don't use the nanya-anya, right?" accuse Tedjo.
"I think so too. I can ask you directly to Elo. Ask ig lo, hunt." Yumi ordered without further ado.
"Lo nanya ig me...? G-gue doesn't have his name." replied Tedjo stammering.
"So you don't have an ig?" yumi asked seriously because she thought Tedjo was just joking.
"Now, yes, no."
"God! Which one is real?! You have ig what?!" ask Yumi impatiently.
"Have me. B-but...."
"Why are you so nervous? Yes, tell me the account name ig lo."
"The Selamet family." replied Tedjo resigned.
"Selamet Family? I feel bad."
Yumi typed her account name in the search. And....
"Hahaha... This is ig lo family? Very amusing. Must be the admin, Father? Hahaha.." Yumi's tease.
"Don't laugh. The sin of the old man."
"Haha...."
Tedjo grunted in annoyance.
"That's why I'm going to make lo ig myself. Hape lo siniin. I pinjem." said Yumi.
"No need to." Tedjo held his phone tightly.
"Lo why the hell? What's in your hape what's so far as I'm minjem?" Yumi forcibly takes Tedjo's cell phone.
Tedjo patted his head.
And, again....
"Wallpaper hape lo photo Dew?" yumi asked withholding laughter.
"Indeed I can not masang wallpaper face my own sister? It's weird." Tedjo replied.
"Pffftttt. But why do I have to take this photo anyway? If Dewun knew, he must be very angry with you. Haha...."
On the screen of Tedjo's phone, it was clearly emblazoned Dewun edit photos with the body of the cute Dora The Explorer.
Tedjo finally laughed.
"Oh Allah, Mbun. Aurora lo. Hahaha.." ledek Tedjo on the Dew photo on his phone.
"Haha.... By the way the Dew face looks a lot like Bang Karma? Hahaha.." said Yumi originally.
"Maybe it's the boy of two twin brothers in a previous life" replied Tedjo slutting.
"It could be any."
Yumi later created Tedjo's Instagram account.
"Ready. Now you already have ig" said Yumi while returning Tedjo's phone.
"What the fuck?! Why is my photo like this posted?" ask Tedjo.
"Why indeed? Everyone has their own taste. Alay lo."
"Yumiiiii!"
"Haha..."
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baruna_k Since when do you have ig, Bang? Is there a signal on Mars?
awang.awang This is not Tedjo. His head is empty. Is this what's in it?
karma_genius_Lo make ig for online sales?
_ishax Lo do not gogara school shave hair ampe balding yes, Djo. Maddened.
awang.awang I can shave, btw. @tedjo_uwu
baruna_k shave your hair over you, Bang?
_exampleelamet Tedjo, you already have your own ig? Do you want to get out of the family too?
baruna_k Quit out at @_kluargaselamet. Just this burden.
awang.awang Cuman ngabisin rice at home doang awokawok.
"That kid on thinking I'm selling online, keeps my nutmeg bald. Then you want to get me out of the family wa." murmured Tedjo resigned. "The State of Yumi."
Suddenly, Tedjo's phone rang.
It turns out the call from Mr. Selamet.
"Yes, Sir. What's up?"
"Tedjo, your newlywed cousin is also on a honeymoon on the island of Bintan" Mr. Selamet said on the phone.
"Why do you want to, sir?"
"They said they wanted to stay the same while you and Yumi. They're slacking off right there."
"Why not just ask for a hotel room?" tedjo asked regretfully because it meant he had no chance to be alone with Yumi.
"They will mesan room if it is morning. You permit them to stay in your room first yes, Djo." replied Pak Selamat with typical Japanese accent.
"But, Sir.... Yes, it is."
"Oh yeah, your ig name is good too."
Call disconnected.
"Make sure you are envious, I already have my own ig." murmured Tedjo. "hey are. My wife made it."
"Why, woi?" ask Yumi.
"My cousin wants to sleep here" replied Tedjo.
"Huh? You mean what?" ask Yumi again.
"Lo budek's? They want to sleep here." Tedjo replied.
"Why do you want to?"
"Yes, how else? I should be fine with my cousin."
"Gue tau's. It must be just some kind of wits, right? Let's go to bed together?" yumi asked suspiciously.
At first, Tedjo didn't think about it until he got there. But after hearing Yumi's chatter, Tedjo became increasingly convinced to accept his cousin to sleep in his room.
Tedjo smiled as he lowered his eyebrows.
"Lo's gum!" exclaim Yumi.
"Why should I be ashamed of that?" tedjo Goda. "Lo will get used to squirming, Yum."
"Diem lo, sum."
"What, sum?"
"Lo bawdy!"
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The bell rang making Tedjo and Yumi look at each other.
"Who the hell?" ask Tedjo Yumi.
"Where do I know. I'm here with you." replied Tedjo lightly.
"Go sono lu see who comes." Yumi ordered.
"Why should I?" ask Tedjo.
"Who else wouldn't you be."
"Oh... Because I'm your husband, right?" tedjo Goda.
"I said because you're my husband, you want to open the door?" yumi asked, already paled.
"That's it." Tedjo smiled sweetly.
"Let me open the door." Yumi leaves behind a gawking Tedjo.
"Yumumy!" whining Tedjo.
Crutches.... Yumi opened the door.
"Yes?"
"Wow!!!" The person who knocked on the door was shocked. "Assalamu'alaikum warahmatulli wabarakatuh!"
"Wa'alaikumsalam warahmatullahi wabarakatuh." replied Yumi with a clumsy smile. "Who are you looking for?"
"Gue's looking for my cousin's room again." answered one of them.
"What is your cousin's name?" ask Yumi.
"I-that's it. Just let's go in first." They then entered without waiting for permission from Yumi.
Tedjo suddenly appeared beside Yumi.
"Udah come to you. Enter, yuk. Yumyum, why are you making it harder for my cousin to come in anyway?" Tedjo graciously invited the two people in.
Yumi looked at Tedjo exasperatedly. "Based on a guy...."
They also sat on the sofa.
"Sorry to bother you all night. By the way, whose name is this cousin of mine?" ask the man there is Tedjo.
"Gue Tedjo's. And this is my wife, Yumi Yumyum. We just got married three days ago." answered Tedjo kindly.
"Gee. Your wife is beautiful." praise the man.
"Anyone, aren't I pretty?" said the woman beside him.
"Pretty dong. You're beautiful in anything. That's why I married you, Yang."
"So far, whose names are you?" ask Tedjo back.
"Gue Beno's. And this is my wife who I just married half a day ago. Her name is Rinda." said Beno.
"Hi, gaess." Rinda's too friendly.
"You can tell you both got married in a mate, right?" ask Yumi outside the discussion.
"In soul mate? What is this age? We don't like being in a match. We meet in the school toilet, keep falling in love with each other." Beno explained plainly.
"School toilet? Who went in the wrong toilet?" yumi asked, beginning to be curious.
"So gini the story, at that time Rinda accidentally went into the boys toilet and she saw everything. That's why I married him." replied Beno.
"Everything? Mean lo?" Tedjo was curious.
"I mean he saw me eating in the toilet. I'm afraid he's leaking out my habit of eating in the restroom. So, I asked her to go out and get married" explained Beno again.
Tedjo and Yumi looked at each other, not thinking.
"It's a lot of marriage." murmured Yumi, but it could still be heard by everyone.
"Life will be easier if you find the right person, Yum" Rinda told Yumi.
"Tedjo, are you sure they're your cousins?" Yumi whispered to Tedjo.
"Gue knows my cousin better than you."
"I don't think you know." Yumi hesitates with Tedjo. "His cousin you don't know. Don't you know your own cousin?"
"This is the first time I've met him. Yeah, it's natural." Tedjo tried to be sure of his words.
"So, why are you so sure?" ask Yumi.
"The brotherhood's rope, maybe."
"The navel you picketed." Yumi replied annoyed. "Yes already. Let me just be the two boys."
"Lo wants what, woi?"
"Ehem. Sorry earlier. You know Tedjo's family, don't you?" ask Beno Yumi.
"Know it. I know Bulik Titin." answered one of them.
"What I said. Beno is my cousin. We are cousins who have been separated for a long time." whispered Tedjo dramatically to Yumi.
"Gue remains unconvinced" Yumi said whistling.
"Nobody told you to be sure." Tedjo replied furious.
"Tell me if there's anything" said Yumi, sounding worried.
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At 00:45....
"Main trut or der, yuk?" take Beno out of the blue.
"Huh?" Yumi was not in the end.
"Mending sleep isn't it? You two aren't tired of what's from a long trip?" ask Tedjo wonder.
"So, you guys don't want to play?" ask Rinda.
Tedjo and Yumi looked at each other.
Finally, they played even though it was late at night.
"Lo choose honest or challenge, No?" ask Tedjo to Beno.
"Gue choose a challenge." replied Beno.
"It's like talking to bini lo if you love him." Tedjo ordered.
"I love it this way" said Rinda.
"Ai lop yu pul, ayang Rinda. How could I possibly live without you, Yang." said Beno earnestly despite sounding exaggerated.
"Ai lop yu tu, ayang Beno." replied Rinda with a smile sumringah.
They embrace making Tedjo and Yumi tickle amusedly.
"It's your turn now, huh? Yumi, you choose what trut der?" ask Rinda.
"Gue mending sleep select. Uh, I mean, I choose to be honest" said Yumi half-sleepy.
"OKAY. The question is, what made you fall in love with Tedjo?" ask Rinda.
"What? What kind of question, huh? I don't want to answer." chirped Yumi.
"Where can it be. You have to answer" Beno said.
"Yeah, answer me? The question is easy." said Tedjo.
"Replace deh. I choose der" said Yumi.
"Don't cheat again, huh? Promise first lo." Rinda orders Yumi.
"Yes, yes." Yumi smiled forcedly.
"So, I want to do nyium Tedjo hihi" said Rinda gemas himself.
"Huh? What the fuck?! Why should I?" tanya Yumi made Beno and Rinda astonished. What's the harm? Tedjo and Yumi are married?
"Who else is it? Yes, the time I asked Beno nyium lo's man. You're the same as anyone." said Rinda.
"Alright, Yum. I'm so sorry." Tedjo lowered his eyebrows.
"G-gue should kiss what?" ask Yumi hesitating.
"Why ask everything? You two never..." Yumi stopped talking.
"Ear up. Tedjo, you want me to kiss you, right?" Yumk coded Tedjo to help him escape the challenge.
"Huh?" Tedjo is aware of Yumi's attitude. "The two of you can take a back seat first, right? Yumi was embarrassed that someone saw."
"Look easy! Kiss it!" said Beno and Rinda excited.
Yumi then pinched Tedjo's cheek. "Thank you...."
Tedjo seemed to float. It's okay not to get a kiss, this is more than enough.
"His nyium?" rinda asked after she and Beno turned their bodies again to face Tedjo and Yumi.
Tedjo and Yumi just smiled awkwardly.
"Well, is the game finished? I slept first, huh? I'm so sleepy" said Yumi later.
"It's two o'clock" Beno said, looking at his watch.
"Still at two o'clock you say? Whoi! It's still 2, but don't you need to sleep? Serah deh if you do not want to sleep until dawn" said Yumi who was already heavily sleepy.
"Tedjo, let's sleep." Yumi took Tedjo.
"But where am I sleeping?" ask Tedjo plain.
"Yuk we sleep, it means you sleep the same bed as me." explained Yumi.
Tedjo smiled happily. "Asian!"
Yumi and Tedjo immediately went to sleep in the same bed.
"Lho's? How are we left out?" asked Beno confused.
"Whoa, I'm sleepy. We're sleeping too, yuk?" bring Rinda.
"Geez, Yang. You are also drowsy as it turns out. Yes, yuk slept. I'm gonna hug you till you get some sleep, okay?" beno said so soft and sweet.
"Don't do it, Yang. I'm so embarrassed."
"Why ashamed, Yang? Same with my own husband."
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"Tedjo?" said Yumi.
"Hm?" tedjo Mumbles.
"Lo can slide a little, can't it?"
"Cannot. You have to hug me so you don't fall." Tedjo teased.
"Gue hope it's dawn."
Yumi's expectations are beautiful, aren't they?
They slept in bed because Beno and Rinda slept in the other bed.
Tedjo and Yumi hide behind a blanket.
"Tedjo, Yumi, you're not doing anything, are you? We're here the thing." seduced Beno and warned the couple.
"Tedjo, try pretending to be snoring." tell Yumi to whisper.
"Make what?" ask Tedjo.
"Let people think we're asleep" replied Yumi.
"It is only natural that we are. Why so complicated?"
"Ngorok just deh lo. If you snore, I'll hug you."
Tedjo finally pretended to snore.
"It's a real baby to sleep in." Beno murmured.
"Yum, you're the tightness of me. I can't breathe" said Tedjo.
"I was wrong. What the hell are you going to do?" yumi asked annoyed.
"Yesel lo ya?"
"No."
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