HUSBAND OF MARS

Cat and Rat

...•••...

"Well?!" Tedjo widened his eyes.

"Have you not kissed?" reset Yumi.

"Why are you suddenly so? Kepengen lo?" ask Tedjo back.

"What is so hard to answer? Can't I go to Elo?" Yumi's upset.

"May-behave anyway. You can ask me about anything with this lo husband." Tedjo smiled proudly.

"Udah. Lupain is."

"Why in lupain anyway? Potato lo kalo nanya. This is a question I like. We can practice the problem directly." Tedjo seduced.

"Gue said, yes. I don't want to hear your answer."

"Yumyum...."

"Tedjo." cut Yumi furiously while looking at Tedjo sharply.

"You're not the same, who else is trying?" answer Tedjo then.

"Huh? Mean lo?"

"Lo was coming to me. Yes, now I answer. You're senile, are you groggy with me anyway?" Tedjo shook his head while clucking.

Yumi widened her eyes holding back her annoyance. "Sinful, you've kissed people's children."

"Yes sorry." Tedjo felt guilty.

"Yes, sono you're sorry about girls." Yumi shut up for a second. His brain was digesting the earlier Tejdo words. "What the fuck?! I-I mean you.. Your first kiss was me...? Apaghfirullah!!!"

Tedjo smiled clumsily.

"But now you calm down. Now if I nyium you are no longer a sin." said Tedjo with seductive intonation. It just makes Yumi berged amused to imagine it.

"Sleep lo! I don't want to talk to you!" Yumi immediately set the position to sleep.

Tedjo also went to sleep while holding Yumi's hand. "Let's get used to it."

"Diem I said!"

...•••...

At 04:09....

Tedjo fumbles on the mattress beside him to look for Yumi's whereabouts, but the girl is nowhere to be.

When he was about to get out of bed, suddenly Tedjo was aghast. The figure of the long-haired female who was left scattered in front came out from the bathroom.

The figure approached Tedjo with a strange gait.

"Whoaah!!!"

Tedjo jumped in shock as soon as the woman was in front of him.

"Lo why the hell?" asked the woman, pulling her hair back.

"Who are you?! You're not my wife!" tedjo closed his eyes because he was afraid to see the woman.

The woman was also shocked when she heard Tedjo's words.

"Allahu Akbar! I hate to say gini, but I'm your wife! I'm wearing a mask again!" said Yumi who had difficulty speaking so that her face mask did not crack.

Yumi patted her cheeks slowly to flatten the mask back.

Tedjo gawking. "Lo less work what the hell, Yum? It's dawn, you why mascara?"

"There is a ban if the mascara should not be at dawn?" reply Yumi while looking at Tedjo sharply.

"Gue who forbids. Make a shock lo." Tedjo replied furious while pinching Yumi's cheek.

"Woi! My mask is cracked because of you! Very bummer!"

Hix... hiks....

"Yes, yeah. I'm sorry. Don't cry dong. I just care about the morning-body mascara" said Tedjo.

"What? I'm not crying. If I cry, my maxer is getting cracked." replied Yumi.

"Well, keep...?" Tedjo and Yumi were both at the same time.

"Lo's a cry too, isn't he?" yumi asked with a frightened face.

Tedjo nodded slowly. "Let's see."

"Come on."

"Huh? Do you agree immediately? You're not afraid?" asked Tedjo because Yumi's answer was unexpected. He thought the girl would refuse because of fear.

"What do you expect me to say? Yeah, let's check it out. You definitely need this." said Yumi while giving her a bolster pillow that was in her reach.

Tedjo gulped his saliva, then received the pillow.

They stepped carefully while searching for the source of the crying sound. It turned out that the source of his voice was under their bed.

Hix... hiks....

"Kok lo behind me anyway? Come forward, Neng." Tedjo ordered.

"Gue will protect you from behind." Yumi reasoned.

"You know I fart, don't get me wrong?" tedjo Pinta.

The voice was getting closer and clearer.

And....

"Whoaah!!!" tedjo and Yumi together.

"That's hape lo ya?" yumi asked as soon as she saw Tedjo's phone under the bed.

Tedjo took his phone.

"Oh God! So, your ringtone sounds soan?! Yak! Which crazy person is a dope ringing with the sound of a firefly?! Why do you use the show forget all the same hape lo sound?!" yumi was upset.

"Hahaha.I just changed the ring tone just this afternoon. Shouts of horror." Tedjo grinned with his innocent face.

Yumi reorganizes her overflowing emotions. "So, who called this dawn?"

"Cuman notif from the doang kok operator." replied Tedjo lightly which made Yumi ride apitam.

"Tedjo!!!"

"Hahahahaha..excuse me!"

"I won't be sorry!"

"Yumyum, I'm afraid. May I sleep while I hug you?"

"Lo want to be distracted?"

"At kiss."

"Buddy, barudak!"

"Hahahahaha.canda atuh, Neng geulis."

...•••...

At 05:39....

After dawn prayers and back to sleep later....

"Tedjo...." Yumi tries to get away from Tedjo who oppresses her.

"Lo is heavy woi. How much rice do you eat per day? Whoa, Tedjo! I'm looking at my feet! Ouch!"

Yumi kept Tedjo away from her feet.

"Now why change your hand to my face?! I slept with you!" yumi said annoyed. "It's so bad, son...."

"Tedjo, get up! Just when do you keep slitting, huh?!" yumi shouted in Tedjo's ear.

"That's a big storm lo." Tedjo woke up as soon as the pillow landed on his handsome face.

"Woi! You don't realize, what did I do to me at dawn?" tanya Yumi made Tedjo's eyes no longer sleepy.

"Huh?! What did I do to Elo? Why not feel?"

"Not that woi! Your feet are everywhere!" yumi was clearly furious.

Tedjo breathed a sigh of relief because that was all he did to Yumi. "That's because you kicked my ass." Tedjo replied with a distinctive hoarse voice waking up.

"Gue fucked up, I swear. I don't want to sleep with you anymore."

"Yes, tomorrow you sleep on the floor."

"Why me? Should elo? Lo who has broken the rules." elak Yumi does not want to sleep on the floor.

"I'm going to sleep on the same floor" Tedjo replied.

One point for Tedjo.

...•••...

Tedjo, who finished the shower, came straight out of the bathroom and fell asleep in bed.

Yumi was shocked to see Tedjo. He reached the gawk.

"Oh my God, Djo! Lo why the hell? Why did you come out like that? Wear clothes that really dong lo! So nervous!" yumi said she did not want to see Tedjo, but she looked for a moment to make sure what she saw was real or not.

"What the hell is it? Can't do? I like this when I finish the shower. Ribet is lo." Tedjo's god.

"Oh Allah, I am ashamed to see you so! There's no one to be a guy!"

"But I like this!" tedjo's reply made Yumi a stir.

"Get out." yumi grumbled in embarrassment.

"Where's out? It's hotel. You want to embarrass me?" ask Tedjo wonder.

"That's why! Do you have any abnormalities, right? Why do you like wearing a snow princess costume after taking a shower anyway?! Allah Akbar! Gini's been under pressure all my life!" Yumi could not bear to see the behavior outside Tedjo's reasoning.

"Hehehe.... Cool am I like this? Proud to have a man like me?" Tedjo.

"Not another dress cake?! If not, take your foot out of here?!" threaten Yumi while covering her flushed cheeks.

"Yes, yeah. It's a real onion." Tedjo scowling.

The girl walked away, away from Tedjo.

"Gue this too because I love snow princesses!" tedjo exclaimed while showing his boxy smile.

"Lo snow silk!"

"Gue prince! Snow prince!" reply Tedjo.

"No match!"

...•••...

Tedjo was sleeping on the couch playing his phone, while Yumi was busy rolling herself on the bed. The girl was so fused.

Ting!

Notification of incoming messages from Yumi's phone.

"Woi, ai lop yu!"

"Woi, can you stop bothering me? It's still morning by the way." said Yumi annoyed.

Tedjolah who sent the short message to Yumi, but they were close together.

"Why try? Kayak words are suitable to be said in the morning. If you don't like it, reply 'cute'" said Tedjo origin suggested.

"Sweety!" yumi said lightly to make Tedjo gawk.

"Not that woi. I mean, you reply in chat. Not my whimper directly." Tedjo replied annoyed.

"So can be direct why should be in chat? Lo pantes dicuihin." said Yumi.

Tedjo grunted.

"You can talk directly to me. Why do you chat everything? Lawak lo, Selamet." Yumi commented.

"Huh? So, you want me to talk 'ai lop yu' directly? Why not talk from the beginning? Yumyum, ai lop!" said Tedjo with a sweet smile.

"Gue is more in love with my Babeh." replied Yumi.

"It should be lo bales 'ai lop yu tu'" said Tedjo growled.

"Udah. Mending lo diem." Yumi's idea made Tedjo more furious.

"Lo has a point too. But, you pretended cake said so. My heart hurts so much. No, my heart is my point" Tedjo said, wiping his chest dramatically.

"Don't be so lo" Yumi said with an anxious expression.

"Why? You're worried about me, aren't you?"

"Lo want to be sick when we have a vacation like this? Don't be a burden."

"It's okay if I'm sick. There will be lo who takes care of me." said Tedjo while grinning.

"Lad." Yumi replied.

Tedjo.

"Yumyum, get ready" Tedjo said later.

"Huh? Make what?"

"Lo want to sleep during the holidays here? We are a young couple, not good at the hotel. Even though I want to." explained Tedjo.

"By the obvious lo!"

"What kind of streets don't you want?" ask Tedjo. "Keep spending time with me?"

"Bareng you're the one who wasted my time." replied Yumi.

"Kocak lo's. Come, buru. It's our first date." Tedjo immediately pulled Yumi's hand slowly to take her for a walk.

...•••...

"Nih, put it on." Yumi orders Tedjo to wear his roller skates.

Tedjo was silent for a moment. "Not walking, Neng?"

"The place is far noh in sono. Ntar can-can your legs berbak. Want lo?" answer Yumi origin.

"But why wear roller skates? We can rent a bike. And why the hell are you the dating spot? Am I taking a walk?" ask Tedjo annoyed.

"Udah. It's just so tau."

Tedjo just kept quiet while looking at the bike in frustration.

"wait. Can't play roller skates, can you?" yumu asked as soon as he realized Tedjo's attitude.

Tedjo silent. And that means yes.

"Hahaha.funny lo." ledek Yumi.

Tedjo pouty. "And I've married an expert." said Tedjo while grinning.

Yumi stopped laughing. "Huh?"

Yumi taught Tedjo how to play roller skates.

"Relaxed woi, I held you down" said Yumi.

"Wait for me woi." Tedjo's trouble offsets him.

"Udah? Okay." Okay." Yumi led Tedjo slowly.

"Hold dong, Yum!" tedjo's whining almost fell.

"Makanya lo stand that really let not rationoh. Why am I trying?" curse Yumi.

A few minutes passed, but Tedjo still fell down playing roller skates because it was not balanced. Yumi up to many times exemplify how to play roller skates correctly, but the results remain the same.

Because so furious and feeling tired, Yumi also kicked Tedjo's roller skates that had been removed.

Tedjo gawking.

"Lo what the hell? It is difficult to teach. Your brain is just a doang display huh?" sulk Yumi while sighing tiredly.

"Abroad lo. I can play roller skates, even better than you." replied Tedjo sokan.

"That's it, evidences!"

Tedjo immediately put his shoes back on and practiced again. However, the result still he could not.

"Whoa!"

Tedjo fell again.

"Haha...." Yumi laughed at Tedjo's behavior. After being satisfied with laughter, Yumi then helped Tedjo rise.

"Lo cry?" yumi Goda.

"Lo was crying. You think I'm a little boy."

But moments later, Tedjo sneered. Make Yumi smile win.

After that, they went on a rented bicycle.

"Lop yu.." said Tedjo as he pedaled his bike next to Yumi's bike.

"Whisper!"

...•••...