HUSBAND OF MARS
Umpet Box
...•••...
"Today, what are we going to do?" asked Tedjo to Yumi who looked excited.
Yumi gave a note to Tedjo
Tedjo gawked at the long note containing the activities of today that Yumi made her own.
"Lo's sure?" ask Tedjo doubtfully.
"So you're not sure? I'm excited again." replied Yumi who was getting upset with Tedjo.
"Who said I wasn't sure? I'm just not excited." replied Tedjo with a smile sumringah.
"Tedjo~" said Yumi growled.
"Hehe. Go, Yang!" Tedjo clasped Yumi's hand.
"Cone, woi. You think I'm your grandma!"
"Lo is my father!" Tedjo laughed crisply.
Yumi pout.
...•••...
Yumi immediately darted and went around in excitement.
Tedjo smiled faintly looking at Yumi's adorable behavior in his eyes.
"Guarantee my hand, Yum."
"I don't want to, why?"
"Aren't you afraid?" asked Tedjo with a serious face.
"No. Tell me you're scared. Or maybe.. you want the mode so I can hold my hand?" Yumi suspected.
Tedjo grunted in annoyance.
They boarded the boat with happy hearts.
Moments later, after they had boarded the boat, Yumi suddenly got dizzy and finally vomited.
"Cemen. The time of the storm rose to doang vomit. I should have dong who made you vomit. Uh, I'm pregnant." Tedjo's tease.
"What do you mean?! I'm throwing up the stench of your perfume! Very stinging!" elak Yumi's.
"It's okay if you get pregnant. I have a responsibility."
As soon as he said that, Tedjo suddenly vomited and made Yumi gasp in shock.
"Cemen lo" said Yumi while imitating Tedjo's voice. The girl laughed out loud.
"Your face is so funny, you know! Haha...." Yumi laughed at Tedjo's frightened expression.
"Don't laugh at you." Tedjo pouty.
"Likes guelah. Hahaha.." ledek Yumi did not stop.
"Liat, noah. The food you ate this morning all. Hahaha." said Tedjo who ended up laughing.
"What is ijo-ijo? Hahahah." seduce Yumi back.
"Cemen lo it turns out. Haha."
"HAHAHA...."
They laugh to laugh at themselves.
But suddenly, a little boy passed by in front of them while saying....
"Boy prik."
Tedjo and Yumi gawked at him.
After that, they go back to having fun by riding a jet ski.
"You sure?" ask Tedjo doubtfully.
"Confident."
"Lo just threw up."
"Lo too."
"Keep vomiting again, is that it?"
"You don't want to, yes." Yumi melengos go alone.
"Woi, come along." cried Tedjo as he followed Yumi from behind.
They ended up riding their own jet skis.
After that, Tedjo then approached Yumi with a tired face.
"Let's go home." Tedjo pulled Yumi's hand. He staggered.
"No more vomiting, right?" yumi asked with a proud smile.
Tedjo nodded.
"Bagoss's."
"Where else are we going?" asked Tedjo who suddenly got back excited because he saw a happy Yumi with him.
"Buy souvenirs for the house, yuk?" take Yumi.
"Lo know not, the souvenirs are eaten for people home?" asked Tedjo with a serious face.
"What?"
"Baby scoop."
"Gue tabok lo."
"Yes, yes, maap."
"Maap mulu lo."
"Not really expecting. Finally our house people are the same." seduced Tedjo again while pinching Yumi's cheeks gaunt.
"Lo think I'm a burger?"
"So you ever see a dugong like a burger?"
Yumi looked at Tedjo cynically. "Lo dugong's father.
...•••...
Now, Tedjo and Yumi are already in the place of souvenirs typical of Bintan island. They were looking at what to bring home for the house people.
"I want to buy anything." murmured Yumi.
"Buy everything you want. Spend the money" said Tedjo.
"No ah. This is the money that you have been given."
"What do you mean? It's my money."
"Where's the money from?" yumi asked while frowning in confusion.
"Gue works at my company. So, this is my money. The results of my efforts made elo, my bini." explained Tedjo.
"No need to call me bini. Amused me."
Tedjo just beards, then looking for souvenirs for their families.
Suddenly, Yumi's phone rang.
"Who is this? I don't know his number."
"Have aja. Who knows how important it is" Tedjo said.
"Assalamu'alaikum's chat. Hello.." -...."
"Yumi? It's me, Awang" said Awang. He's the one who's calling Yumi right now.
"Huh?" Yumi looked up as soon as she received the call.
Tedjo looked at Yumi confusedly.
"Gue called you gegara to go back to the lagi lo who missed." explained Awang.
"Huh? Uh, no woi. Throw away." said Yumi. He was afraid that Tedjo knew that he met Awang, Isaac, Karma and Baruna on the same island.
"Damf. Arrogant you. Still good gini pauses lo too, have been playing throw away. Anyway I want to return to elo" said Awang insisted.
"No need. Really deh. I don't want to take care of lo. It must be hard to find me in this place." refused Yumi.
"No. I have found you. I'm behind you now. Oh yes, there is Bang Ishak, Bang Karma as well as Baruna" said Awang to make Yumi more excited.
"Huh? How could it be?"
"Yes can. Yes already. I'm samperin you are?"
"But...."
The crew soon overtook the call.
"Bikin I'm hard on the kid." murmured Yumi panicked.
"Who?" ask Tedjo.
"Tedjo, you want a shirt? Here, I buyin." take Yumi in a hurry.
"Tumbens?"
"Yes, come on!"
Yumi immediately pulled Tedjo to avoid Awang and friends who would approach them.
Meanwhile....
"Where's Yumi, Bang?" ask Baruna to Awang.
"That's in...." Awang stopped saying as he could not find Yumi.
"Where the hell?" asked Isaac who had been chirping.
"So I squirmed him in sono, noh. Where the hell is the kid?" Awang confused.
"Lo boong times." seduced Karma with a flat face.
"Whenever I lied!" reply Awang not accept.
Yumi kept on taking Tedjo around.
"Yumyum?"
"What?" sahut Yumi while watching her surroundings.
"Lo says you want to buy me a shirt" said Tedjo with a look of confusion at Yumi's giggat.
"Lah, yes. Here I am again looking for clothes that are suitable for you. Don't you see?"
"Look, that's why I'm talking. Look at this."
"What the hell?" Yumi turned towards Tedjo.
"Lo want to buy me some money?" ask Tedjo to be upset.
Yumi was wide-eyed and almost laughed. "Eh, sorry, sorry."
"Lo is intentionally certain. You want to tell me to wear this on the first night, huh?"
"Lo's gonna be tempted, isn't he?"
"Indeed, you will be tempted to use dugong kutang?" reply Yumi with a faint smile.
"Why do you talk about yourself?" goda Tedjo back.
"What you said!" exclaim Yumi.
"Beautiful, beautiful." said Tedjo with a sweet smile.
Yumi just stared at Tedjo sharply.
"Tedjo?"
"What?"
"It's up to you to tell me what. But this time, I'm asking you to help me. Nih, use it." said Yumi as she made up.
"What's this?"
"Here you are."
Yumi immediately closed Tedjo's eyes with plaster and glasses, covered Tedjo's ears with headphones, then put Tedjo's long blue wig.
"Why did you admit this to me?" Tedjo can only give up.
"Gue replied, you will not be horrified" said Yumi.
"Lo started talking, huh? Yumyum? Whoi!"
"Gue confesses this to elo lest you meet them."
Tedjo could not see because his eyes were covered with plaster and also tidsk could hear because the music that Yumi turned on was so loud in his headphones.
Suddenly....
"Yumi?" call Awang.
"H-hai.." greeted Yumi with a clumsy smile.
"It turns out you are here" said Awang again. "Now, lo lulls."
"Thank you."
"He-uh."
"Oh yeah.. By the way, who is it?" asked Isaac when he saw Tedjo.
"He's my cousin. Pretty, right?"
"Yes, pretty. But, instead of your cousin who yesterday had short hair huh?" isaac asked as he remembered the hair of Yumi's cousin whom he had seen a few days ago.
"This is my cousin's different grandfather."
Isaac only beards while forming the letter o on his mouth.
"Like Bang Tedjo lo's cousin." commented Baruna.
"Stupid time ya." said Yumi origin.
"Haha." Awang, Isaac and Baruna laughed. Karma is silent.
"Yes, we pull it out first." said Yumi.
"Lo's in a hurry." said Karma.
"My cousin couldn't stay outside for long. Ntar sawwan kumat. Want to take responsibility?"
After saying that, Yumi immediately left while dragging Tedjo
"May also be his cousin Yumi for Bang Karma." Baruna's tease of Karma
"Haha... Bang Karma is like love at first sight." Isaac also seduced Karma.
"Perhaps Bang Karma's flat face will turn out to be cheerful if you marry his cousin Yumi" Awang added with a cry.
"Gue will excuse Baruna, except you two" said Karma made everyone speechless.
"Right hell like a cat garong. Rawr.." - Timpal Awang.
...•••...
On the beach....
"The front row of sono is delicious, like, Yum" said Tedjo, pointing at the gulali seller.
"Why is it good?"
"Have you forgotten the same words? Lo says you will follow all my will as long as I want to make like an orgil." explained Tedjo felt victorious.
"Emang exists? When did I say that?"
"Buyin aja why the hell? You're like your own husband." whine Tedjo.
"What hell! Don't you say that! I'm tickled!" Yumi was very upset with Tedjo.
"Yeah...." Tedjo showed a sweet smile.
Yumi hurried off to buy a gulali.
"The passenger is sitting tight, right?" ask a pregnant woman to Tedjo.
"Yes, can. Please."
The woman sat next to Tedjo.
"Where are you from?" asked the young lady while smiling kindly.
"From Jakarta." replied Tedjo as he returned the woman's smile. "Lo the real man here?"
"Yes. My house is not far from this beach." replied the woman. "If Brother?"
"Gue's here to take people's children." Tedjo replied making the woman shocked.
"Bini, bini." ralat Tedjo with a clumsy smile.
The woman was a beard.
"Oh yes, which husband? How come you're not here?" tedjo asked so aware of the absence of the husband of the woman.
"My husband is a fisherman. So, now he catches fish in the middle of the sea." replied the woman.
"Oh that. But, it's okay to be alone when you're pregnant like this?" tanya Tedjo looked worried.
"It's okay, Bang. I'll be careful."
However, after a while, the woman suddenly groaned in pain.
"Lo why? What's that sick?" asked Tedjo in a panic.
"I think I'm going to give birth."
"PLEASE! SIR! PLEASE, SIR!" scream Tedjo while calling the people around him.
A lot of people came. They immediately helped the pregnant woman.
"Come, you have to come" said the gentlemen as he pulled Tedjo's hand.
"Eh, no, sir. I'm not her husband."
"How come I didn't, Bang? Kamj is the one who got pregnant with your wife? Don't want any good, Bang." commented the young man who helped the woman.
"But I'm not the guy. Here I am not him. I'm Yumi" explained Tedjo trying to convince people who have cynical look at him.
"Here you go, come on along."
Tedjo would not want to come with the pregnant woman.
Meanwhile....
"Lho's? Tedjo where?" muttered Yumi while looking for Tedjo's whereabouts. He was silent like a statue with both hands holding a gulali.
Yumi panic.
...•••...
Tedjo came home, at 00:59....
Yumi turned her back to Tedjo while pretending to be asleep.
"Yumyum? You've had dinner, haven't you?" ask Tedjo carefully. He knew that Yumi was angry with him because he had left not to say anything.
Coinciding with that, Yumi's stomach rang.
"Have you slept, Yum?" ask Tedjo again.
"Udah."
"Yumyum?"
"Gue said I was sleeping! Lo budek?" reply Yumi upset.
"I'm sorry for making you kelin" said Tedjo regretted.
"Who said I was sprained? I'm not kesel. Not sprained at all." elak Yumi too obvious.
"Gue was not intentionally left lo, but there was another pregnant woman who wanted to be born. Then, the people there thought I was the culprit." explained Tedjo.
"What-what man? What do you think about girls?"
"I mean I. They thought I was the girl."
"Ohoa...."
"I'm sorry." Tedjo said.
"I told you, I'm not upset. So, you don't have to apologize" Yumi said while holding back her tears. But finally, she was crying.
"Gue isn't sprained by you, I'm just scared. I'm afraid you're missing again like yesterday. If you disappear, what I will say to your family. You are stupid, you know the way home." explained Yumi with a whim.
"Yeuh, I'm afraid I'm lost because I'm your husband. But, if I'm really missing, tell me I was brought aunty-tante girang." said Tedjo with a smile on the sidelines crying. Tedjo cried today because of the anxiety Yumi had with him.
Then they cry together.
"Gue can't hug you?" ask Tedjo.
"Lo's just a look at you."
"Why the hell?"
"Lo stinks. Belon shower."
"Nyebelin lo." Tedjo grumbled. "Once, Yum."
"No. You think I'm a kid, hugged."
"It's an adult who's persuaded to kiss." Tedjo's tease.
"Yes, here you are."
"H-huh? We're ci..u...man?" Tedjo was in disbelief.
"I mean, here you are. I'm tabok."
"Najeco...." Tedjo immediately overstretched Yumi's body.
"Haha...."
"Laughs at you."
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