HUSBAND OF MARS
Shaun The Sheep's
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On the bridge, 20:29....
Baruna and Yumi stood while looking at the vehicles passing under the bridge. They just kept quiet while occasionally sighing long and deep.
Suddenly, it appears in Yumi's mind to judge Baruna.
"Malurin...?" call Yumi while pointing towards the endless vehicles below with wide eyes.
Spontaneously, Baruna turned her head in the direction that Yumi pointed. However, when looking back at the girl, Baruna was surprised by her ridiculous behavior.
"Aghhhh!! HAHAA...."
"Woi!" Baruna gasped in shock, but then she put on a flat face trying to look calm in front of Yumi.
"Huh? Are you not surprised?"
"No."
"really? Kuping you aja red. Then you're shocked."
"Since when did the red ear become a benchmark of a person's surprise?" ask Baruna.
"Basic bunny bunny."
"Don't call me Bang Tedjo. That's not cool."
"The name is funny for elo." Yumi replied.
"Except lo, don't call me like that."
"Why?"
"I told you, that's not cool." Baruna frustrates.
"But you're cool. Want to be called so anyway, still cool" said Yumi sober but managed to make Baruna misbehave.
"Baruna?"
"Hm.." muttered Baruna while looking at Yumi.
"Lo's been telling stories about water ghosts, haven't you?" yumi asked with a serious expression.
"That's a popular story from a long time ago. Do you ever hear, ghost stories of water from a river near here? Residents around have been loud ngorarang not too close to the river, if you do not want to be pulled the same thing that is guaranteed down there" said Baruna.
"Lo... Have you ever thought about jumping from a bridge, right?" yumi suddenly turned to another conversation.
"Lo's worried about me, Yum?"
"Hahaha... Why? I just want to doang. I wonder about it."
"It could be, but don't talk about it like that. You can just build something."
"Huh? Wake up what?"
"Not what to build, but who to build. Your words are ambiguous, you know not." Baruna chuckles.
"Run, Run! I don't want that!"
"What do you want, try? I mean, you woke up my feathers sitting on me."
Baruna and Yumi sighed in silence. Sometimes Baruna smiled sweetly as Yumi looked at her.
"Yumi?"
"Hm...."
"Lo has to wonder how it feels to first fall in love. You don't miss what, lo's delicious cuisine?"
"Now why? You want me to do that, right?"
"No. I only remember the words I read in books. People who die by suicide, why not think about it, huh?" tanya Baruna looks like a hump.
"You want to try, right?"
"O Allah, Yum. Lo is young. How much of Bang Tedjo's influence is for you?"
"Well?!" Yumi.
"We must have found the solution. I will help you. So, don't forget to do something that God hates. Don't jump anyway."
"What is my rabbit like, like to jump? I'm a frog. Who is jumping around because they are happy" Yumi said with a sweet smile.
"Happy frog? Don't lie to you. As long as I'm a frog I like to lie."
"Emang lo's been a frog before? Don't-don't.. lo the frog prince, huh?"
"No. I'm actually... Mimi Elf who is again nyameless." whispered Baruna then displayed a silly smile.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Yumi laughed to the point that her tears came out so funny Baruna.
"Yumi?"
"Yes?"
"I'm still here for you. I am also handsome as long as you know. As a result, I could be wretched if I love to see my face in public. Can be wretched, you know." joked Baruna to comfort Yumi.
Yumi pretended to feel nauseous. "You know what, I'm looking for a sexy man."
"And you know, Yum. I'm also the sexiest man in the world."
"But you're not hot."
"Are that what?"
"Because I'm also looking for a hot guy."
"So, you want me to watch it here?"
"Whoi, Baruna! What is your shallow brain?!" yumi exclaimed while closing her eyes with both hands.
"Whoi, Yum! I just want to give you this." Baruna smiled sweetly as she showed the b*kong-shaped keychain of rabbits.
"Well, that's funny!"
"Make it, make it."
"Thank you, Baruna." Yumi smiled at the keychain. "It's hotter than elo it turns out, Run." seduced the girl.
"Lo likes rabbits? Be surprised! No one can make you like it, except me."
"You mean?" yumi asked confusedly.
"Somewhat" said Baruna, then hurried to leave. "Lo wait here. I'll be back."
"Where are you going?"
"Quiet down. I won't leave you."
"Woi, Run!" call Yumi while looking at Baruna who has already run away.
After waiting long enough for Baruna, the handsome man finally returned.
"I'm sorry to wait" said Baruna, sitting next to Yumi who was tired.
"Lo made me feel overwhelmed. But, today is not my birthday, Run." Yumi said as soon as she saw the cake with candles on it.
"Eh, no, that's not it. I just bought this cake to eat. There was no special celebration." Baruna's tease made Yumi snort angrily.
"Huh...."
"Joking around me. I mean, now we're gonna miss it, so I want to hang out with you."
"Both right lo" said Yumi with sparkling eyes.
Baruna smiled as she looked at Yumi with a deep look.
"Yumi."
"Yes." Yeah."
"Thank you for making me dinner, even though we were just hanging out on the bridge" Baruna said.
The egg? Isn't it Baruna who took Yumi to dinner first?
"Lo again ngigo huh, Run? How do you talk about that?" ask Yumi in wonder.
"Gue's not sleeping. I have already missed out on it here."
"Denger. You don't have to be ashamed of me. It's only natural if you want to invite girls to dinner together. That won't make your self-esteem fall anyway." Yumi was getting nervous.
"Huh? What do you mean, Yum? Aren't you the one I took to dinner with?" baruna asked confused.
"Huh? T-but...is not lo who memechatin I let us have dinner together?"
"Chat's? Oh. maybe it was a chat from Bang Tedjo for you. He minjam hape I gegara hapenya dead. Don't you know, Yum? Bang Tedjo didn't tell elo?" obviously Baruna made Yumi gap wide.
Baruna begins to tell the chronology of the night Tedjo borrowed his cell phone to send Yumi a message.
Baruna and Awang were playing a game, while Tedjo encouraged them both.
"Bar." call Tedjo.
"Hm.... Paan, Bang?" sahut Baruna without switching from the television screen.
"Gue minjem hape lo expanse, huh?" ask Tedjo.
"Make what the hell?" ask Baruna back. "Don't do anything weird, Bang."
"Yes kali. I want to chat with people. I'm pinjem yak?"
"Yes already. But, you pay the rent." joked Baruna.
"Yes already. How much is your rental?" reply Tedjo.
"Don't nodai Baruna dong, Djo." said Awang while chuckling.
Tedjo just laughed looking at the confused Baruna.
"Emang means Bang Tedjo, what the hell, Wang?" ask Baruna to Awang.
"Woi! Why don't you call me Brother too, huh?!" amuk Awang with bulging eyes.
"My domainie is like that. I went to the kitchen first." elak Baruna, then went to the kitchen.
"Whoi, Baruna!"
"Come, Wang. It's not good to be angry at your current age." Tedjo seduced.
"I'm crazy to have both of you. Bang Karma. please help me dong, Bang." whine Awang with his angelic voice.
Tedjo chuckled at Awang's behavior. Then he grabbed Baruna's phone and typed her message.
@baruna_k: Tomorrow I want to stay. You want to come, don't you?
That's the real chronology.
At this moment, Yumi directly checked her phone.
"Why don't I if he calls me 'Yumyum'?" furious Yumi.
Yumi gulped her saliva slowly. Right now, he was really embarrassed. Want to put her where her face is? Yumi did not even dare to look at Baruna.
"Yes already. Let's go home." take Yumi.
"Hurry up anyway, Yum? Don't you want to eat cake first?" ask Baruna.
"Other times. It's what really makes me."
"But...."
"Galand, plis...." Yumi put on her face.
Baruna looked at Yumi suspiciously. "Lo ashamed of me huh, Yum? It's not okay. Everyone must have misunderstood." Baruna tried to calm down.
Instantly Yumi's cheeks flushed red.
"Gue wants to go home, Run. Let's go home together." Yumi pulled Baruna's hand slowly.
They finally went home to each other.
Along with that, somewhere else....
It had been almost three hours for Tedjo to wait for Yumi's arrival, but it seemed like it was in vain. Yumi will never come.
"Why haven't the girls come too? I want to apologize to him. Argha! But, what is my fault exactly? Fucking chick.... Can't be guessed." Tedjo grumbled.
Tedjo then called Yumi.
"Assalamu'alaikum! Whoi, Yum?! Why don't you come, huh?! I've been waiting for you since, you know!" lontar Tedjo's.
"God! Why didn't you pick up a call from me?!"
Tedjo was really frustrated. Apparently, Yumi had not picked up her phone at all.
"Eat the pecel dah cave." murmured Tedjo desperately.
Tedjo finally ordered his food and dinner alone.
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At 00:49....
Tedjo went home with his face dim, then went into the room and turned on the lights that had died.
"Allahu Akbar!!!" Tedjo gasped in shock as he saw Yumi sitting on the sofa of his room in white pajamas.
"Well, you were there? Just be surprised." Tedjo stroked his chest.
Meanwhile, Yumi just stared at Tedjo sharply without responding.
"Gue asked why? Answer dong. If you are with me, please tell me. Which one of my behaviors made you kelin?" tedjo asked, getting frustrated.
Yumi was silent.
Tedjo sighed, then grabbed his own hair so anxious with Yumi who did not want to answer.
"Yumi."
"Tedjo."
call Tedjo and Yumi together.
"Gue first" said Yumi.
"Gue...." Tedjo growling.
"Grand." Yumi growling.
"Yes, you go first." Tedjo finally relented, even more horrified because Yumi had glared.
"That night I used Baruna's phone?" yumi asked trying to hold back her anger.
"Hm.." murmured Tedjo.
"What a real answer."
"Yes. I was waiting for you at Cafe Pulu-pulu, but why did you not come? My fault is so you don't want to apologize?"
"Why do I use Baruna?"
"Yes because my phone is dead. I'm sorry if that's what made you kelin." Tedjo regretted. "I waited a long time, you know. Moldy ampe*****me. You don't read the chat from me what the hell? I thought you'd come."
Yumi was silent when Tedjo said that he had waited almost four hours. Yumi felt guilty.
"Sorry.." said Yumi began to soften. "Eh, no! It's not my fault! It's your fault! Argha! I was embarrassed, you know!"
Yumi was getting upset.
"Huh? Make you ashamed? What did I do to Elo?"
"It makes me ashamed!"
"I'm ashamed of you, why don't I remember anything?"
"Next time don't chat I'm using someone else's phone!" sulkan Yumi growled.
"But, why? I don't know if I'm going to die." Tedjo replied still don't understand.
"Lo can talk directly to me."
"Where can I say it directly, if you don't want to talk to me."
"Udah. Don't talk to me before I talk to you first!" Yumi melengos go.
"That's right! Whoa, Yum! Don't think it's nothing!"
Tedjo hurried over to Yumi to persuade her.
"Lo's still spraining me, Yum?" asked Tedjo in a voice.
"...."
"Kok lo diem anyway? Now in front of you there's a handsome guy. This is your chance to have a long conversation with me. Or at least you can permit me to smell your cheeks."
"Kium aja sono Shaun The Sheep." said Yumi.
"It's so scary to be so cool."
Yumi grunts.
"Yumyum, you want to see a butterfly?" ask Tedjo while displaying his grin.
"What do you mean?! I'm still in High School?!"
"So, do you want me to wait until I graduate High School? After graduation means that we can do... ngelakuin... it...?"
"Lo, what the hell is that?!"
Tedjo laughed crisply. "How many kids do you want, Yum?"
"Kidding lo?"
"No ah. I'm going to take it to Elo. Yes, we were married but never that."
"Diem I said!"
"Hahaha. yeah, yeah. I made noodle soup for you ya."
"He-eh, but don't go in sausage." yumi muttered making Tedjo smile knot.
As soon as Tedjo's noodles are finished, Yumi eats them.
"Enak also kuah noodles made by lo. You can be a comedian like this." seduced Yumi.
"Well you malsuin my identity?" Tedjo grunting.
"Keep, what do you want? You wanna be a superhero, then?" yumi's question made Tedjo upset.
"I don't look!" Tedjo then walked away.
Yumi bengong's.
"Huh? Lo mean? Oh, my God, Djo. Make me confused aja lo malem-malem." muttered Yumi and then sipped noodle soup.
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