HUSBAND OF MARS

First Night

...•••...

"Tedjo."

"What?"

"How do we get to the hotel?"

Tedjo and Yumi were both silent. The rain suddenly descended with a rush to get them stuck on the terrace of the restaurant.

"Lo want an easy way, don't you?" ask Tedjo after getting the idea.

"It's right now. I just want to rest. Yes, that's it." replied Yumi resigned.

"It turns out you can't wait." Tedjo smiled ignorantly.

"Thanks to that lewd mind!" Yumi looked at Tedjo cynically.

"Geter really munching my hair like a pedicab handlebars." Tedjo clasped Yumi's hand. "Yes, come on."

Yumi also followed Tedjo's steps in the midst of the heavy rain.

"Whoi, Tedjo! Crazy you huh?!"

"Why? Lo seneng?!"

They raised their voices because of the noise of the rain.

"Gue seneng if this abis I can hit lo!" reply Yumi upset.

Tedjo just laughed.

They managed to take a taxi and immediately headed to the hotel.

...•••...

At the hotel, 19:54....

After checking in, Tedjo and Yumi headed to his room.

"Why are there two beds?" tedjo asked in despair, then looked intently at Yumi because she was the one who booked the two-bedroom.

"Yes that. The two of us." Yumi replied with a satisfied smile.

"But we're married, ege."

"Bodoam."

"Lo's suitcase heavy anyway?" asked Tedjo who had trouble carrying Yumi's suitcase. "What's that about? The rocks?"

"Yes." replied Yumi lightly.

"Huh? Really bring your stone from home? Crazy girl."

"Oh my goodness, Tedjo. I was just kidding."

Tedjo sighed while grumbling inwardly.

"Tedjo.." said Yumi furiously as she realized Tedjo's expression was poking at her from behind.

Tedjo was silent.

After that, they cleaned up their stuff.

"Tedjo?" yumi said opening her voice.

"What?"

"Thank you" Yumi said sincerely despite sounding gluttonous.

Tedjo jerks. "Tumbens? What satan is you? Tuyul?"

Yumi shut up for a second. "Not lie to you. I know where you have friends here. So, I want to thank you because I've been sleeping so you're not good."

"That's it, please make me sleep well tonight. Can you please?"

"Not to talk about it anymore! Whoa, Tedjo! I'm serious again! Why are you kidding me anyway?!"

"I'm talking, really. It is your duty to make me sleep well tonight. One of the ways is ngen...."

Yumi glared at Tedjo and prepared to lash out at the guy if he dared to talk a lot.

"Make food." Tedjo who shrieked by Yumi's sharp gaze, finally let out a makeshift excuse. "I mean, you should be making me tonight. I'm laper."

"Lo's eating ya, ege. After all, if you are hungry again, you can mess with hotel people" said Yumi Garang.

"Yes, you're welcome."

"Huh?" Yumi was not in the end.

"Why?" Tedjo was confused. "And you told me, thank you. Yeah I'm bales, same."

"But that's not what we talked about just now, Tedjo." Yumi began to growl at Tedjo in front of her.

"Keep, how are you doing again?" ask Tedjo back.

Yumi grunted annoyedly. "I told ya Nyesel thanks you" he said sulking.

"Thank you back, baby. You should remember my kindness. Lo satisfied? But sorry, I'm not a satiating device."

Yumi interrupted annoyance.

"Don't be angry again. I am not strong enough to squirm it. In these moments, my faith is thinning." seduced Tedjo while showing his smile.

"Tedjo! Once again you're so slovenly, I kicked you out huh?!" yumi Amuk.

"Kid I'm mah." Tedjo chuckles.

Yumi was silent, then suddenly stroked Tedjo's hair. "Thank you, Djo."

Bengong tedjo. "Yumyum?"

"What the hell?" yumi returned to cynical mode.

Tedjo breathed a sigh of understanding. "Let's just been good to me. Now come out khodam lo."

"I can't be good for long with you. Amusedly. Haha...." Yumi laughs.

Tedjo. "Yumyum?"

"Hm." muttered Yumi.

"So sure as this? But, less is a bit of a judge" said Tedjo softly.

"Lo's teacher? Like guelah. Who would dare to treat me?" ask Yumi defiantly.

"Lo's husband." Tedjo replied no less fierce. "I'm dead, you're your widow."

Yumi looked at Tedjo sharply.

"Lo don't want me to die?" ask Tedjo.

"Silly know not." - Yumi again.

"I'm sorry, honey. His mouth likes to slip. Lop yu's...."

"You are dead, I got married. Why be a widow for so long" said Yumi lightly.

"There is no love for you ama cave. You're being rude to be chiny." Tedjo scowling.

"That's why don't you die. There's no one I can talk to anymore."

"Yeuuuh's chat. Take it with you." Tedjo was getting upset. "Yes, come on. I want to try."

"What's nyobain?" yumi asked not to understand.

"Porno lo! Porn maniac!" pekik Yumi was not out of thought with Tedjo's mind.

"Don't blushing that dong lo. I ngegertak lo doang, ege." explained Tedjo so that Yumi believes that he will not do anything.

After the fight, Yumi sleeps on the bed while Tedjo sleeps on the sofa that is still in the room.

"Tedjo."

"Hm.." said Tedjo who was still upset.

"Serious cave. Thanks to elo."

Tedjo glanced at Yumi for a moment, then snorted.

"What is food poisoning? Why would you want to say thank you after you see me?" ask Tedjo then.

"What do you mean, I'm calling you elo?"

"Lo biarin your husband sleeps here. While you feel good to sleep on the bed with a blanket." Tedjo started the drama.

"Stop says 'husband' why the hell? I don't want to hear you say that. Amused me."

Tedjo just nodded.

"Daddy, woi!" exclaim Yumi. "Tedjo."

"What else? I want to sleep" said Tedjo, pretending to hit a mosquito. It was clear that there were no mosquitoes in the room.

"Call my doang."

"Basar you." snorted Tedjo. Then, look towards Yumi who started to close her eyes to sleep. "Yumy."

"Hm...."

"Where are you sleeping?" ask Tedjo curiously. Her tone sounded worried if something bad happened to Yumi.

Yumi was silent for a moment, trying to concoct a fake scenario in her head.

"On the porch of people's houses. Fortunately, I did not water it early in the morning." Yumi reasoned.

"It's okay. Counting the morning bath." Tedjo joked.

"Nyesel I told you the same story." Tedjo snorted.

"You know what, you come with me to sleep on the side of the road." said Tedjo increasingly seductive spirit Yumi.

"Where do you want to follow? We are both lost." Yumi scolded while throwing a pillow at Tedjo so furious in response to the man's words.

"Today, too. Tumben lo pinter."

"Udah from the first time. It's just that you are too bego to realize it." Yumi replied in a landslide.

"It's so bad for my wife." Tedjo commented.

"I told you not to call me that!" Yumi is getting worse at Tedjo.

"Yes. Angry mulu lo be a wife. Wonder me."

"Keep your response from my story just like that? Don't you worry about me?" yumi asked because she didn't care about Tedjo.

"How else do you want? I am so grateful that you are not okay. Therefore, my hand so that you do not disappear again. If we lose, we can still be together" said Tedjo.

Yumi was silent. He's on Tedjo.

Tedjo approaches Yumi, then embraces the girl.

"Yes, I'm sorry for so long. I used to suck if I found something missing. My toy car is gone, I've been missing for days. It turns out, it's under my bed. Thankfully met. If not, I'll cry anyway. It's my favorite toy." Tedjo said.

Yumi looked at Tedjo closely.

"Yumyum, will I make no noodles? Occasionally try noodles made by your husband." Tedjo bargained while grinning.

"Let's do. Tuyul I do not want noodles made lo." replied Yumi with a smile sumringah. He knows very well, Tedjo was an expert in making instant noodles.

"Yes, you're a dugong that's why you want to." Tedjo joked that Yumi hit him on the arm a few times. "Hahahaha. My bini is as pretty as this one looks like a dugong."

"Bullshit lo." Yumi replied while scowling.

...•••...

"More." Tedjo gives Yumi an instant noodle that he concocts himself.

"Hm. steady really." Yumi commented while greedily eating Tedjo's noodles.

"Enak, right?"

"hey are. Tedjo is the one who made it. I don't think you're useful to my husband." ledek Yumi while holding back her laugh.

"Damn lo."

"Maha...." Yumi's laughter broke after seeing Tedjo's annoyed face.

They also continue to eat instant noodles while sometimes throwing jokes that are annoying to each other.

...•••...

Tedjo pouted as Yumi gave him a blanket. That means he will actually sleep on the sofa alone.

"Sleep with me dong, Yum. Can the mattress can be onein." take Tedjo with a clear face.

"No, I don't want to."

"Kok lo that anyway? You're afraid of my same temptations huh?"

"Geer lo's. I'm afraid you're excited about me." replied Yumi.

"We shall sleep tonight, Yum. This is our first night. This important moment, Neng." whined Tedjo.

"Third night if you forget." Yumi helps with the repair.

"Lo don't want to admit it's the same as me?" said Tedjo plainly.

"Not sleeping?! If you keep talking, I won't sleep with you!" threaten Yumi's.

"Well, can I sleep together? I promise I won't be noisy."

Yumi thought hard. "Yes, but don't you mind?" ask Yumi to make sure.

"Hm.. but I can hug you, right?" ask Tedjo plain.

"Yes not. Crazy, are you?" Instantly Yumi's cheeks flushed in embarrassment.

"Why the hell? I am your husband."

"Lo don't hear what I said?" Yumi looked at Tedjo sharply.

"But I can't sleep if I don't hug something." - Tedjo.

"Lo still has bolsters to hug." Yumi replied not to lose.

"Whether I'm bolting if I already have an elo?" Tedjo started to growl.

Yumi looked more intensely at Tedjo. "Cabul lo! Don't talk to me, lo!"

"Yes, yeah. Instead, I hold your hand, huh? Pliss...." Tedjo.

Yumi sighed. "Yes, deh. But, watch out if you break the rules."

"okay!" Tedjo happy.

But, all of a sudden.... 

"Tedjo, have you ever kissed?"

Tedjo.

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