HUSBAND OF MARS

Tedjo VS Baruna's

...•••...

Selamet House, 16:39....

Baruna, Karma, Isaac and Awang came to the Selamet Family residence. But, wait. Why would they know the address of their new home?

"Assalamu'alaikum, Um. Thank you for letting us come here. Hehe." said Isaac kindly.

"The new house is huge. There's no intention, Om, to add another family member?" ask Awang while smiling sweetly.

"What do you mean, Wang?" ask Mr. Selamet not understand.

"I mean like a funny husband for a child Om." replied Awang timidly.

"But... Tedjo is still normal, son." said Mr. Selamet innocently.

Awang sighed. "Om Selamet.. is the son of Om just the Tedjo doang?" tanyanya.

"Byeah, Wang. Dew is not interested in you" said Karma suddenly.

"Diem lo, Bang. Wounded me." Awang rubbed his chest.

"Eh, Om Udin here also turns out." said Isaac as soon as he saw Mr. Udin.

"Yes. Bro Selamet's nemenin cave is here." Mr. Udin lied. Still, he has to cover up that he and Yumi are living together with the Selamet Family.

"You know, we're going to meet Bang Tedjo first, Om-om" said Baruna excitedly.

"Yes already. You guys go to his room. He's in the dalem kok." said Mr. Selamet without burden.

Baruna, Karma, Isaac and Awang immediately shot into Tedjo's room.

"What did you just say about the kids, bro?" asked Mr. Udin prepared to hear the carelessness of Mr. Selamet.

"They want to meet Tedjo. Yes, I said Tedjo was in his room." replied Mr. Selamet was not aware of what he was doing.

"Lu realize not the same thing you're talking softly?" ask Mr. Udin growled.

"Huh?" ask Mr. Selamet with his innocent face.

So furious, Mr. Udin could not say anything more. And that's when, Mr. Selamet also realized with his words earlier.

"Oh Allah.I'm sorry, Bang. I don't want to be Dora's assistant" said Mr. Selamet regretfully as he patted his mouth several times.

"Dora doesn't want to hire you either!" exclaim Mr. Udin upset.

Move somewhere else....

Now Baruna, Karma, Isaac and Awang were in front of Tedjo's room.

Without knocking on the door first, Awang immediately opened the door to Tedjo's room.

And at the same time, they saw Yumi who threw a pillow at Tedjo with an annoyed face.

"Wow!!"

They were shocked when they saw Tedjo and Yumi in one room.

"Why are you both in...?" Isaac hung his sentence.

"Don't-don't...." Baruna looked suspiciously at Tedjo and Yumi.

"Don't-don't what, huh? Whoa, Bar. Don't make me curious" said Awang really wanted to know.

"Don't Bang Tedjo be with Yumi again pillow fight without our knowledge" said Baruna innocently made Tedjo and Yumi breathe a sigh of relief.

"Hehe.." - Tedjo and Yumi.

"Kok you're at Tedjo's house, Yum?" ask Karma later.

"G-go...." Yumi nervous. He did not expect to face such a situation.

"Karma doesn't know yet?" said Tedjo as calmly as possible.

"You what?" ask Karma confused.

"Good chef knows!" tedjo exclaimed trying to make the atmosphere not more awkward.

"Isn't that Koko?" cananda Baruna's.

"Kiko, Bar, Kiko" said Awang, anxious because none of them were right. "Oh Allah... Once upon a time you were serious what the hell? Tedjo, what are you two doing in Yumi's room? Just answer me, ege."

"That's because we're home." replied Tedjo soberly.

Yumi simply nodded while grinning to cover her nervousness.

"Home?" isaac was confused.

"Yes, Bang. My old house has been evicted. Huhu.." replied Yumi hesitated, then pretended to cry to divert the conversation. "There are a lot of memories there. Hiks crooooooot~"

"Don't talk about the old house anymore. Yumi is still upset, woi." said Tedjo who knew what Yumi was crying about.

"But, why do you have to be at Tedjo's house anyway?" tanya Awang was really confused. "Lo can contract, Yum."

Yumi stopped crying and looked at Awang sharply.

"Bapak Tedjo who told me to stay with Babeh Babeh in the day." replied Yumi was anxious to Awang.

"Why do you both keep your room?" asked Isaac who reminded everyone again of the initial question.

Yumi gave a clumsy smile as she silently pushed Tedjo's arm to tell him to think of an explanation.

"We. again exchange socks." replied Tedjo sober again.

"Change socks?" ask Baruna.

"Yeah. That's it." Yumi answered getting nervous as soon as she got a questionable look from all of them.

"Ngapain tukeran socks?" ask Isaac again.

"Yes, if you change your mind with Tedjo, you can't, Bang. He has no mind. Hehe.." ledek Yumi in the middle of her nervousness.

"Hehe.." sneered Tedjo furiously at hearing Yumi's words.

"Lagian Tedjo tuh really like nyimpen socks bolong. I wanted to throw it away, but even the same look Tedjo. That's why we become a pillow fight." replied Yumi origin.

"Oh...."

They're just O-Ria.

"Oh yes, monstrosity, why are you at my house? Who told you about my new home address?" tanya Tedjo switched the conversation.

"Om Selametlah's. We want to stay here." replied Baruna.

"Well?!!" Tedjo and Yumi were screeched at the same time.

Baruna, Karma, Isaac and Awang only looked at each other with confused gazes.

"Why then...?"

...•••...

Selamet Family Residence, 02:57....

Currently Tedjo, Baruna, Awang, Isaac, Karma, Pak Udin and Pak Selamet are gathering in front of the dining table. They were drinking coffee while chatting whatever they wanted to discuss.

"How come from earlier it doesn't look at all, Om? Where's she?" awang asked while wailing to look around.

"Say you're busting him, but why don't you know where he's going?" cynical Karma comments.

"Indeed I'm the father, know everything about Dew." replied Awang with his face julidnya, then apologized to Mr. Selamet for being impolite. "Sorry, Om."

"I'm the same Dew pendkam again to Bandung. There's business" replied Tedjo intended to break up.

"Keep why wasn't Om invited?" ask Awang.

"You were not invited either, Wang." joked Mr. Selamet.

"I'm not a Dew, Om. Even though I will be part of the Om Selamet family" said Awang while displaying his sweet smile.

"Om Udin is lying to us. Om same Yumi also lives in this house, right?" baruna asked as she remembered the incident earlier.

"Yes, anyway. But, the ama Yumi cave just stayed a while here. Hehe.." replied Mr. Udin a little nervously.

"Gua does not think Ama Bro Selamet. Why did he suddenly send the kids to the house? If they know Tedjo and Yumi are married, how are they?" batin Pak Udin's.

"You know, Beh. It was almost a fear from Babeh knew." Tedjo's mind replied to Pak Udin's mind. They were doing telepathy unintentionally.

"Where's yumi, Om Udin?" asked Isaac who was looking for Yumi.

"He usually sleeps at this hour" replied Mr. Udin. "Yes, let's go to sleep. It's also the eyes of the cave."

Mr. Udin passed away. Then, following Mr. Selamet, Isaac and Karma.

"Lo on no sleep?" ask Karma.

"Not yet drowsy we are" replied Awang.

"Lack of grace, Wak." commented Karma.

"Met's booby" Isaac said as he waved.

"Met night, handsome."

"But! Najafs...."

The atmosphere turned lonely as soon as the three of them stayed.

"Replace-branch...?" call Baruna to break the silence.

"Hm.." said Tedjo and Awang while sipping coffee.

"Usually.. What do girls like, Bang?" ask Baruna seriously.

"Well... Why is this? All of a sudden." Tedjo's tease.

"Jawab my question, Bang" said Baruna, lazily mocked.

"Harta." joked Tedjo.

Baruna took a long breath. It would be wrong to exchange ideas with Tedjo, he thought.

"By the way I'm with Tedjo, Bar. We will help you if we are good." sedu Awang.

"We're not good, are we, Wang?" said Tedjo to Awang while laughing funny. "So, we're not gonna help you, Bar. Haha."

"Gue likes girls, but I don't know how she feels about me." asked Baruna again without responding to their previous remarks.

"Shoot, ege" said Awang.

"Btw, what's his name? She likes to watch the bald version of Dora, doesn't she?" ask Tedjo to dig.

"I don't want to tell you his name to both of you. You're both gonna leak." said Baruna.

"Huh? That means the girl you like we know, is that it?" ask Awang curious. "Not Caca, is it?"

"I consider him my own father. Guess what else." replied Baruna soberly.

"Well, if you take Caca from me." Awang careful.

"Gue aduin lo am Dew, Bang." threatened Baruna.

"Mending amu lam let cepet." Tedjo timpal.

"Oh yes, there is a brother here" said Baruna made Tedjo smile proudly.

"Damn lo on." Awang commented.

Tedjo and Baruna laughed at Awang who was already sulking.

"I like Yumi, how about, Bang?" ask Baruna without burden.

And that makes Tedjo burdened. Instantly his laughter disappeared.

"What?!" yelled Tedjo in shock.

Baruna and Awang were shocked.

"Why use the show screaming all the way? Shocked me, ege." erang Awang.

Tedjo swallowed his saliva nervously.

"L-lo.. Do you like Yumi? Do you really like him? You're crazy, Bar?" asked Tedjo after adjusting his shock.

"Yes, Bang." replied Baruna, but a moment later grinned wide.

"What the hell is that?" ask Tedjo.

"What do you mean, Bang?" ask Baruna back.

"Shock it really lo like, Djo" said Awang.

"Kok lo can really like the same model girl so? Don't agree with me. Find another girl. Yumi doesn't fit in with you." Tedjo said.

"Mr Tedjo...?" Baruna looked at Tedjo carefully.

"Don't Bang Tedjo.... No way." Baruna covered her mouth with both hands.

Tedjo stared back at Baruna with a pounding heart. "What do you think, woi?"

"What did Tedjo do to brainwash Yumi? Just a time Yumi's attitude was very strange to me." continued Baruna later.

"When, ege? Where I was brainwashing him. Now I have my intention after you say." Tedjo replied.

"Or don't-don't.. You want my soul mate to be just as bad near your house huh, Bang? Bang Tedjo was his mind a bit laen the same as people in general" said Baruna upset.

"Lo's wrong, Bar. Not bad." said Tedjo casually.

"Who did dong Djo go?" tanya Awang did not understand the direction of Tedjo and Baruna's conversation.

"Something that is delicious and plump" replied Tedjo soberly.

"Gue doesn't want to be the same dugong!" baruna was getting upset.

"Why is dugong mulu the one in your mind? I didn't even think about it." - Tedjo.

"What's so delicious and plump besides dugong?" ask Baruna to growl.

"Patrick." answered Tedjo briefly.

"Stay away. He's not my taste, Bang!" baruna again.

"Too diliat-liat Baruna same Yumi fit too. Yeah, Djo?" ask seriously.

"Hahaha... Why are you like this, Bar? Kan lo says you're with Yumi already dating. Hehehe.." asked Tedjo with a cynical smile, thinking that Baruna had exposed her own lie.

"Huh? Since when did Baruna and Yumi date?" ask Awang who was getting frustrated because he missed the news.

"The lie is mah, Bang. Just let you talk about your relationship with Arum. We're not really dating." Baruna replied casually.

"Why do you like girls that way? You don't budek what's with him ngoceh mulu?" tedjo sewot.

"Gue likes the noise, Bang. Keep on.. Don't call me a bunny bahenol again. Yumi so follow me like lo, Bang. Try if I call you a buxom alien, accept you, Bang?" Baruna blinks her lips funny.

"That's why don't be her boyfriend! Your eardrum may break with him by the way!" exclaim Tedjo.

"Gue can change the drum, Bang!" exciting Baruna.

"It turns out love has really been speeding lo, Bar" said Tedjo began to meddle.

"Huh? But, I...."

"Woi, Bar." cut Tedjo. "Until now I don't want to forget your relationship with Yumi. Catch that!"

"Yes yes. If I can't be Yumi's real boyfriend, I can be her best friend. He's a real funny guy. Gemes I see the girl." obviously Baruna made Tedjo grunt sebal.

"Lo can't be Yumi's best friend. I'm the only one who can." said Tedjo did not accept.

"Kok lo who's really good, Bang? Yes it's up to Yumilah. You're afraid of that, I called Yumi from lo, Bang?" ask Baruna wonder.

"But you can't sign with Yumi. Point. I also do not agree to shoot Yumi's model girl." Tedjo recalled.

"Yes, Bang. So possessive. Just became a friend. How about being your girlfriend?" Baruna is annoyed by Tedjo who seems to forbid him to be closer to Yumi.

"Some of it, Bar. Bunny bahenol kayak you still can not date. Ntar if you have graduated from school you can only date" said Tedjo.

"Don't call me that, ege. I have a name, Bang!" baruna said riled.

"Why are my rabbits happy?" teased Tedjo, then chuckled when he saw Baruna pouting.

"Lo want to get my patience what the hell, Bang?!" Baruna growling.

"Rabbit can't be angry!"

"Basic buxom aliens lo!"

"Babies bahenol lo!"

"Alien plump!"

"Whoi, aliens! Don't run lo! Or I'll walk!"

"Run away if you can!"

Baruna is after Tedjo.

Awang just laughed until uprooted to see the behavior of the two creatures.

In the end, Tedjo and Baruna were both exhausted. And choose to sleep.

"Pantes is lonely. I slept with the boy on. Basic..." muttered Awang while smiling knot.

...•••...

The next morning, Tedjo deliberately stretched his joints near Yumi.

"Well, the weather is so sunny, it's good to the beach anyway. But who do I want to take with me? I also want to buy noni-flavored ice cream" Tedjo said as he occasionally glanced at Yumi intending to tease her.

"Let's be the same as me" Yumi said suddenly with a sweet attitude.

"Allahu Akbar! Heh! Since when did you move near me? I don't know, either." said Tedjo.

"Gue know you're giving me the code again. Who else is here if not me, huh?" tanya Yumi was very confident.

"Yes already. Take me one more time." ask Tedjo.

"No repetition of words."

"You want some noni-flavored ice cream, right?" asked Tedjo with teasing intonation.

"No. I want ice cream that tastes like kale." replied Yumi.

"OKAY. I bought it."

"Come, Djo. Oh my goodness, my best friend is very rich."

"Friends, best friends. I'm lo's man, woi."

"Yes yes. Fear is not considered."

"Let's go, Beb." Tedjo.

Arriving at the beach....

"Yumi." call Tedjo.

"Hm...."

"Do you know if Baruna is playing back?" ask Tedjo.

"Playbacks?" ask Yumi back.

"He-uh. Guys who like to play with girls." replied Tedjo.

"That's playboy, Jamal!"

"Yes, that's what I mean."

"Why would Baruna playboy? I like that one. I feel challenged." said Yumi origin.

"You know, I'm a playboy, too, Yum."

"Haha...."

"Did you laugh?" ask Tedjo confused.

"Lo kayak mister Krab gini to playboy? Does anyone want to? Hahaha.." by Yumi.

"Just don't have to hang out with Baruna anymore" Tedjo warned.

"Why? I'm the same Baruna just sahabatan doang kok. Just like us."

"But we are husband and wife. Do I keep ngingetin you?"

"Well I'm talking about Baruna, why would you?" yumi asked, hoping Tedjo's answer this time was serious.

"Strick me."

"Huh? Lo jealous? This is the first time you're jealous of me."

"Jealous what? That's because the clothes I wear are small, ege!" obviously Tedjo.

"Lo ngeselin."

"Yumyum, are you hungry?"

Yumi nodded.

"Ke sono, yuk. I want to buy snacks" said Tedjo while showing towards the mini market near the beach.

After buying a lot of snacks, Tedjo and Yumi sat on the beach while enjoying the snacks.

"My ice cream cone this one already? Whoa, Yum. Lo tuker my ice cream huh?" tedjo asked so consciously that his ice cream was exchanged for Yumi's ice cream.

"Yes. Wh why? You can't eat ice cream?"

"Gue doesn't want to taste kale. Balikin, right?" force Tedjo to make Yumi grunt.

"Hold, Yumi. Once this is all right." muttered Yumi, then gave the ice cream he had bitten to Tedjo.

"Hm.. strawberry-flavored ice cream with extra nuts is really good." Tedjo's tease.

"What, Djo? Try to repeat your talk just now." Yumi ordered.

"Which one?" ask Tedjo confused.

"Reply once again!" Yumi panic.

"Lo bego, I'm pinter."

"Oh my God, Tedjo." Yumi immediately grabbed the ice cream in Tedjo's hands.

"Whoi, Yum! If you want to try my ice cream, by the way. Don't grab it that way. You're a girl." Tedjo.

"Tedjo! Is it okay to eat nuts?" yumi asked Tedjo to be shocked.

"Huh? A bean?"

"Lo's a peanut allergy, ege!"

"It's okay, Yum. I am strong. I've been vaccinated twice" said Tedjo, displaying a sweet smile.

But then Tedjo fainted.

"Tedjo! Oh, God, how is it? I'm kudu what? Why do guys eat nuts? Stubborn really is a child." Yumi nagged.

Then, Yumi pulled out her phone and called someone in a hurry.

"Baruna! You come here and hunt! Tedjo passed out eating beans!" yumi panicked.

"What?!" baruna was panicking the same.

"Lo don't hear?!"

"Gue listen. Shocked a little bit earlier." explained Baruna on the phone.

"Yes already. Buru you come to the beach!"

"okay! Yes wait!"

Baruna came after a long wait.

"Rabbit bahenol, hunt me fat" said Tedjo half-conscious.

"Lo ngeselin, alien." reply Baruna.

"Run, rush Tedjo to the hospital" said Yumi worriedly.

"I don't want to carry anyone before he says thanks to me" Baruna said.

"Gue won't say thank you to elo, bunny bahenol." raved Tedjo.

"Yes already. If so, have fun here until someone picks you up, Bang." said Baruna lightly.

"Who do you mean, Run?" ask Yumi.

"The angel of death."

"Come, Djo. Is it hard to say thanks?" persuade Yumi.

"My body members are hard to understand if they are related to rabbits bahenol, Yum" said Tedjo.

Outraged, Yumi finally opened Tedjo's mouth with her hands and then closed Tedjo's mouth funnyly while saying....

"Thank you, Baruna. Now I carry it." said Yumi, imitating Tedjo's baritone voice.

"Heh, Yum! It's coercion!" tedjo exclaimed with the rest of his energy.

"Hahaha.diam lo, Bang. You want me to dive in, don't you? Hahaha.. I am really happy today." said Baruna.

"Don't laugh. You piss me off" said Tedjo.

"Don't baffle. I'm like a kobam aja lo, Bang, look. That influence is peanuts?" baruna asked without needing an answer.

They also arrived at the hospital. And before long, Tedjo and Yumi came out of the check room.

"You should have seen it first if you want to eat it. Don't just stay away from me." said Yumi while memapah Tedjo who is still limp.

"So, I'm supposed to take food to the lab first? Keep asking for approval from BPOM, is that it?" grouse Tedjo.

"It's not like that, Djo. But, you do not want what fitting you eat long beans? Suddenly it came out even genjer. It's so weird." said Yumi.

"Emang have I ever been so? Elo time."

"Lo's like a food magician, you know. Oh yes, if I enter the watermelon into your mouth, it will turn into durian, right?"

"Lo want to kill me with style?"

"Oh Allah... how heavy are you, Djo? Why do I also look like this? Don't your legs hurt?" lamented Yumi was so aware of being memapah Tedjo.

"That's because I'm upset about you."

"What relation? Then why the same tone of talk you? You know allergies are not m*bok" Yumi said.

"Biarin. I want to look cool in front of Baruna. Allergies make me like a bego."

"Why are you two? You fighting with Baruna again?" ask Yumi.

"He started first. He's always looking for me."

"Lo also often ngerecokin him."

"Lo ngebela tuh rabbit bahenol? Whoa, Yum. When did you break me, huh?"

"Anything you're wearing in defense of everything?"

"It's splitting not defending. Basic bini I lo."

"Shut your mouth, Jamal."

"It's okay, Bang?" Baruna showed up after paying Tedjo's hospital fees.

"This puffer bunny is the one who poisoned me?" ask Tedjo.

"Baruna that selamein lo, tau!" bela Yumi's.

"Lo is my helper angel, Yumyum." Tedjo praised Yumi, intending to tease Baruna.

Baruna and Yumi are confused by Tedjo's behavior.

"Where are you from, huh? Why is this, you don't know, so?" ask Tedjo to Baruna.

"Gue who has carried Abang here." replied Baruna as if.

"Thank you, Yumyum." Tedjo's tease.

Yumi just shook her head at Tedjo's cynical look at Baruna.

"Lo know, Bar, if I'm angry with you again?" ask Tedjo again.

"Huh? Bang Tedjo still angry about semalem?

"About. Do you know if allergies can harm me? Why are you taking me to the hospital?" tanya Tedjo really wanted to find because of Baruna.

"Udah, whoa. The doctor told me that your allergy would be cured after taking the medicine." - Lerai Yumi.

"Don't beat the bunny bhenol, Yum. Whoa, Bar. How much is the hospital?" asked Tedjo with a serious face.

"Will you change the money?" ask Baruna wonder.

"Denger yes. If there's anything about me again, you're the one I'm responsible for paying for." said Tedjo.

"Huh.... You're an alien." Baruna snorted. "Is it hard to say thanks to me?"

"Thank you for taking me to the hospital... Yumyum."

"Oh God, Bang Tedjo." Baruna bleaches.

Tedjo smiled winning. "Come, Yum."

Before Tedjo and Yumi leave, Baruna suddenly gets an idea to prank Tedjo.

"Say if Bang Tedjo does not have money to pay" said Baruna.

"What did you say?" challenge Tedjo not accept.

"Bang Tedjo, donkey. No money."

"Silent lo, puffed up. Replace sono diaper lo. It's full of noh."

"Belvin. Instead of using cloth diapers." Baruna's ledek.

"Well, I'm not self-conscious about the child."

"Just like I said."

"Retract lo sono." throw Tedjo out.

"Yes, yeah.... Nurut aja the same who does not have money." ledek Baruna again made Tedjo throw it with shoes that are being used.

"Eitz! Not gotta!"

"Basic you yes!"

"Stop! You two on why the hell?" ask Yumi who is tired of seeing Tedjo and Baruna.

"It's all alien fault!" exciting Baruna.

"The first one came because of me!" exclaim Tedjo.

"Wrong you, Bang!"

"Wrong lo!"

"Enak. It's your fault!"

"My fault!"

"Huh? Yeah, yeah. It's wrong, Bang." Baruna was confused by herself.

"Why is it my fault?" asked Tedjo who was confused by his words.

"And you just talked, Bang."

"That was typo."

Yumi, who could not bear to hear the quarrel, quietly left.

"Whoi, Yum! Wait!" said Tedjo and Baruna together.

"He's waiting for me, not lo!" tedjo.

"It's an important moment for young people like me, Bang. Not the old ones like lo" said Baruna did not want to lose.

"Based on a bunny lo puffer!"

"Alien puffed!"

"Oh, just look!"

That's how it is until they get home.

Tedjo and Baruna no one wants to give up. They continued to tidy up the scolding quietly so that Yumi would not hear it.

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