HUSBAND OF MARS
Roundups
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"Tedjo!!! Yumy!!!" shouted Mr. Udin one morning while banging on the pot, making Yumi immediately woke up because it was so shocked.
"Still the balloon awake too you bedua, huh?!!! Have breakfast before the cave give your rations to the chicken!!!"
Yumi grunts. "Always prioritize the chicken. I fried chicken too."
Yumi then opened the door of her room.
"Aye has woken up, Beh" said Yumi was still chaotic.
"Lu bedua why was that malem, ampe wake up at seven like this?!! You two still playing snake ladder?!! Allahu Akbar. Nothing changes. Wonder of the cave." said Mr. Udin.
"Huh? Shit, shit, Beh. What time did Babeh say that?" yumi asked in panic.
"Hour seven! Your budek!" exclaiming Mr. Udin deliberately makes Yumi more panicked.
Yumi immediately rushed to wake Tedjo, while Mr. Udin left while giggling after successfully harassing Yumi.
"Tedjo!!! Wake lo!!! You want to sleep until when, ege?!! Is your life just sleeping doang?!!"
"Why scream early in the morning anyway, who?" whining Tedjo for being disturbed by Yumi's screams.
"Wake up no lo?!!"
"Why is it so stormy? You're already pengen?" ask the original Tedjo with eyes still closed.
"It's seven o'clock, woi! Your first hour of history, right?!!"
Tedjo woke up. Instead of nothing, the history teacher is the most fierce teacher in the history of the school.
"Gue first!"
Tedjo rushed to the bathroom. But Yumi does not want to lose, he holds Tedjo who will take a shower first.
"Gue was the first to wake up, so I took a shower first" Yumi said.
"Why do you wake me up if you haven't had a shower, ege? I'm the one who takes a shower first. My first hour of history, woi."
"No matter to me. That's your pain." Yumi pushed Tedjo.
"Dude!"
Yumi walks into the bathroom as soon as she gets rid of Tedjo.
"Whoi, Yumyum!" Tedjo frustrated to hit his head against the pillow.
Not wanting to fight just because of the bathroom, Tedjo finally went to the bathroom downstairs.
Within minutes, Tedjo and Yumi were ready for their school uniform.
"Aah! Ery! Come, here. Breakfast first." Bu Titin ordered as soon as he saw Tedjo and Yumi who had come down from the top floor.
Tedjo and Yumi go hand in hand while staring cynically at each other.
"Tedjo can't eat breakfast today, Mom. Tedjo is late for school" said Tedjo in a panic. "The eggs are fierce."
"Yes too late, Mom. If there is no guy in the room aye, maybe aye will not be bad luck gini." Yumi said to Tedjo.
"What did you say? That's my room! Lo aja who want to sleep with me until I can not refuse." reply Tedjo do not want to lose.
"The bathroom should be two. So, I don't have to waste energy fighting the same lo." Yumi replied furious.
"You two at what the hell? Is it still early in the morning?" ask Dew with a lazy face.
"Gue is late for people!" said Tedjo and Yumi simultaneously while pointing at each other.
The dew sighed for a moment before saying. "In your room there is no clock? It's still six in the morning."
"Well?!" Tedjo and Yumi looked at the wall clock, then alternately looked at Mr. Udin who was having breakfast with a stern look.
"Eat him, you're both a real school. Hehehe.." Defend Mr. Udin.
Then, Tedjo and Yumi were finally able to have a quiet breakfast.
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Arriving at school, at the back entrance of the school.
"Lo the path should not be parallel to me. Far a little bit lo." said Yumi was still upset by the incident of the bathroom seizure earlier.
"Lo can't get away from me, right? That's why you told me to go far. Guess what." Tedjo replied.
"Yes, I'm the one who's far away." replied Yumi.
Almost Tedjo wants to pin Yumi's head if not arrested.
Suddenly....
"Whoi, Tedjo!" greet the person Yumi memorized her face.
Tedjo waved his hand, then walked up to the person. While Yumi just turned her back to them while quietly listening to what Tedjo and the man were talking about.
"Yumyum, here you are. I want to know you."
"Lo call me?" ask Tedjo Yumi.
"That's it."
Yumi came towards Tedjo and that someone. And it turns out to be true, someone was still carrying troops like the other day.
"Why, Bang, call me?" ask Yumi.
"Well, dare to be a girl" said one of the group.
"What do you want?" ask Yumi again.
"So, who threw a rotten egg at Baruna? Why'd you throw our temen, huh?" ask the gang leader who Yumi thought had harassed Baruna a few days ago.
"Huh? I nolongin Baruna from your bulian. That rotten egg I want to throw at you guys, but Baruna's the one who got it."
"We are Tedjo's friends with Baruna. Yes, I'll fuck Baruna."
"Well?!" Yumi then looked at Tedjo with a light look. "Why don't you tell me the same story?"
"Hahaha... you think they're pastry dough so you throw it with eggs?" ledek Tedjo's.
"Can I not lo?" ask Yumi growled.
"Baruna was very angry with you, Yum, he said. He said it was me and the others in the group chat last night."
"Really?"
"Lo don't know, Baruna if you're angry, she can hit anyone."
"He can't hit a girl."
"Yes, girl. Except elo."
"What do you mean? So, you think I'm that guy?"
"So, you're really a girl?"
Yumi was furious with Tedjo who was already grim now.
"Why are you two fighting? Tedjo, tell me it's a girl if we-we're meeting you with Baruna. Let him believe."
"Yes, Yum. These guys all know me as Baruna. They're students drop out, but they're pinters."
"Well they're all pinters, so why get out of school?" ask Yumi in wonder.
"The people outside are also good things. Like a hairpin who wears pants on the head. He was outside the country railing the Headmaster." explained Tedjo by talking slowly to Yumi.
"Head Headmaster?" ask Yumi because it sounds weird.
Tedjo nodded.
"So, the guy who used the yellow tanktop was. He's out of the country on economic issues."
"Totally so." Yumi commented with concern.
"Yes. He often pays more than he asks for."
"Nyesel I'm like a guy."
"So, the guy whose face was scratched a marker, outside the country the most difficult problem among others."
"What's the problem?"
"That's his name is not a job." Yumi snorted.
"Don't say it like dong, Yum, in front of my friends. It can hug their hearts, you know" Tedjo said.
"Yes already. If so, I want to apologize. I accidentally threw a rotten egg at Baruna. At first I wanted to throw you guys, but instead missed. Sorry yes. I can pull it off now, right?" yumi said regretfully.
"Yes, we're all sorry for Tedjo's win with Baruna. If not...."
"What is it?" Yumi scared.
"You don't. I'm gonna hit Tedjo's head."
"Why should Tedjo's head anyway?" yumi asked not to understand.
"Because if the Headmaster is really impossible. I've been out of trouble." replied the guy with pants on his head.
"You want me to call the Principal, right?" yumi Ledek.
"No need. I can call him ntar. Yeah, we pull it out first."
They left while waving their hands. Tedjo and Yumi waved their hands.
"Lo owes me the same life. Where's thanks?" asked Tedjo while embracing Yumi.
An irritated Yumi quickly brushed off Tedjo's hand that was on his shoulder.
"This guy lo, isn't it battered if I hit him?" ask Yumi growled.
Tedjo smelled his smile at seeing the sullen Yumi.
...•••...
Yumi walks apart with Tedjo as he is about to head to his class.
"Allahu Akbar!" Yumi was shocked because right now in front of her was Baruna.
Yumi was silent and glued.
"H-hai.." said Yumi crisp.
"Where is this? This guy is still angry aren't I throwing him a rotten egg? How is he diem doang? Not reply hi too? He's still angry, isn't he? Don't-don't-don't this guy again make plans to ngabisin me. Not yes, what Tedjo said." Yumi's inner roar.
The other thing with what Baruna thinks.
"Yumi still want no incident semalem? Is this really a girl, can I be a bulian victim? Duh, I'm so ashamed. Want me to tell you where my face is? Surely now Yumi thinks I'm a weak guy." Inner Baruna was anxious.
"So I want to try? Okay, relax. It's easy. I just walk straight ahead and don't look back at the guys. If he is careless and does not focus the same situation around, I will attack him from behind. After that, Baruna will lose her memory and forget the incident." Inner Yumi, steady with her plan.
"All I have to do is turn right to avoid him. Continue, run on the rooftop of the school as a ninja turtle." Inner Baruna was ready to devise a stratagem.
Yumi sighed for a moment. He seemed to be hesitant about the plan before. "Gue what the hell? I can't attack Baruna. Tuh guy must have been my head first gegara he was very tall like a tower pole." Fill Yumi's head raging.
"okay, deh. It's time."
"One... two... three!!!"
Hiaaaaaaat!!!
But, the truth is....
Yumi greeted Baruna with a smile. "Hi, man."
And Baruna returned Yumi's greeting with her sweet smile. "Hi, girl."
They just pass by.
And, sure enough. There was no war going on like what they had thought before.
It was a very surprising battle.
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"Pags.i!!" sapa Yumi is so about to get into her class.
But, all of a sudden he stopped his steps then hid behind the door.
"Why are guys here?" mumbling Yumi.
While Yumi was still observing a stranger in her class, a man approached her and went to hide behind the door.
"Lo ngintipin what?" asking the man made Yumi gasp in shock.
"Allahu Akbar!!!"
Because of the shock Yumi was not able to maintain her balance until she finally fell to the floor.
"Yumy!!!"
The man who made Yumi shocked and the man Yumi observed earlier also immediately helped Yumi stand up.
"Hi again...." Yumi smiled clumsyly as she held back the embarrassment.
"Lo's okay, right?" ask the man Yumi observed.
Yumi shook her head with a depressed face.
"Baruna? How are you in our class?" ask the other man who is suddenly hoarding.
"Gue just transferred to this class, Bang." replied Baruna with a smile at Awang who asked earlier.
"Well?!!" Yumi.
"Ohoo.... So, you were again ngintipin Bar...."
Yumi immediately covered Awang's mouth with her hand.
"Toloohhngggg...." Crews have difficulty breathing.
"It's okay. The cure was abis." joked Yumi awkwardly, then took Awang away from Baruna.
After the incident passed, Yumi began to ask Baruna more deeply. At the moment, they are sitting in class.
"Run, about yesterday...."
Baruna panic. He already knew the direction of Yumi's conversation.
Meanwhile, Awang was busy playing games on his phone.
"Lo likes puffer fish, don't you, Yum?" cut Baruna. He panics if Yumi tells Awang about the bull. Although only misunderstood, but Baruna also did not want Awang misunderstood.
"Fish the puffer where it can be eaten" replied Yumi. "Run, I want to talk about yesterday."
"Buntal is still the same as dugong, right?" Baruna tried to divert the conversation.
"Oh my God, Run. I want to be clear about you who got bullied yesterday. I'd like to...."
Baruna got up from her seat, making Yumi startled.
"Gue has not wanted." Baruna said while looking at Yumi sharply. "Udah. I'm suddenly anemic."
"Anemia? Does anemia have to do with remembering nothing?" tanya Awang was confused.
"Yes is. Anemia forgets memory." Baruna replied.
"Amnesia, Bar. Oh Allah, the way looks so good." ledek Awang cengesan.
"All right, Bang. Mouth, my mouth too."
Then, Baruna left the class while enduring the embarrassment.
"Baruna why, Yum?" ask Awang to Yumi.
"Kebelet kali." replied Yumi soberly.
"Lo what Baruna is, Yum?" ask Awang. "Ampe groggy tuh son."
"Where am I anything." Yumi was confused when she only wanted to apologize for thinking Baruna was mired at that time.
Awang sighed. "Bang Isaac Sama Caca kok on has not come anyway? Don't-don't you two date diem-diem behind my back? Look out for Bang Ishak to take Caca from me. Caca oh Caca~" sukang Awang.
"Udahlah, Bang. You're not Caca's type." Yumi was frustrated to hear Awang's speech.
"Keep the type of Caca kayak what, Yum?"
"Observe toothbrush."
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