HUSBAND OF MARS

HUSBAND OF MARS
The Unexpected Tragedy




...•••...


Dinner, 19:15....


"Yumy!!!"


Yumi chokes in shock at her father's screams.


"Allahu Akbar! Babeh, what the hell is tereak-tereak? Aye is next to Babeh" said Yumi with full fried rice in her mouth. His father's fried rice is always delicious.


"Too again eat lightly can't say. Intar new sprains know your taste." ogled Pak Udin squash.


Yumi let out a annoyed breath.


"Who did you talk to first?"


"Etdah, this boy. Also stated. You eat napa until that glass?" Mr. Udin immediately wiped the leftover food on Yumi's lips with a tissue, then gently hit Yumi on the head.


"Babesh!!!"


"Yumiiiii!" call Mr. Udin again.


"Yes!" yumi who is getting sick.


"Do you have a balloon girlfriend?"


"Ohuk... uhuk...." Yumi choked again.


"Now, drink." Mr. Udin took a glass of water. "Who's sprains mulu anyway you? Like a new baby pubes aje."


Yumi drank with an upset heart.


Afterwards, Mr. Udin waited for an answer from Yumi.


"Kok Babeh is that it? Suddenly." asked Yumi puzzled.


"Unfortunately the cave can't it?" ask Mr. Udin back. "Lu is a cave boy! So, the cave wants to know aje that's your romance."


"Aye balloon thought to sono." replied Yumi lazily.


"Oh, that. Your romance is very ugly certainly yes." ridiculed Mr. Udin while holding back laughter.


"Dammer! Then why would Babeh know? Make your child depressed." Yumi frustrated.


"So the cave has a candidate for you."


"What does that mean?"


"Lu'll get married in time." Mr. Udin looked at Yumi seriously.


"Huh?! Aye ain't wrong, Beh?" yumi asked in shock. "That's weird. What is this all of a sudden?"


Mr. Udin stroked his chest in shock at the screams of his own son.


"Lu know our restaurant, right?"


"Yes, you know. Emangnye why? Bankrupt?" ask Yumi curiously.


"Yes, broke."


"Huh? How exactly?!" Yumi was surprised not to play.


"Because the cave must be minjem a lot of money" said Mr. Udin.


"What do you think of dong, Beh?"


"Gua made you his guarantee."


Yumi. "What?! Really?!! How is Babeh? Babeh wants to sell aye, right? Babeh want to replace aye and chicken? Aye didn't think I knew. Did Babeh forget that she was still in school? Aye wasn't even ready. In-law, in-law and husband? Arghhh! Aye's going crazy like this. How much does Babeh owe?"


"Gua can't tell you. That'll add to your mind's burden."


"Yes, too. It's aje rasenye head aye is about to explode. Go on, aye can help Babeh what?" yumi asked with a sad expression, different from the previous one.


"Lu be the bin." replied Mr. Udin.


"It's not my father, I've been jittery times." Yumi wrote in her heart.


"Kalo aye nolak, how?" ask Yumi again.


"Gua will be in jail" replied Mr. Udin.


"Yes, go to jail aja sono." said Yumi desperate to make Pak Udin jerk in shock.


"Huh?! Seriously you?"


"Is aye's face the look of her clerk?" yumi asked who answered Pak Udin's head.


"Your face looks like a fraud." replied Mr. Udin.


Yumi fell silent, then looked at old Mr. Udin. "Babeh?"


"Hm...."


"Aye will come to him, keep trying to talk well" Yumi said with a smile.


"Yes already. If that's you must dress up and be cute tonight. Katenye she likes cute girls." said Mr. Udin as he got up from his seat and cleaned up the leftovers at the dinner table.


"What's? What does he like? Cute girl?" ask Yumi again.


"Yes. So, you can't miss this opportunity." Mr. Udin passed to go to the sink to wash the dishes.


Yumi pout.


"What opportunity? This is a catastrophe. I'll be a nightmare for everyone." he murmured in his heart.


Yumi held up her plate, then followed Mr. Udin into the kitchen.


"Babeh?"


"What?"


"Why don't people pay to help with homework?" ask Yumi who was upset, so she was not sincere when helping Mr. Udin wash dishes.


"Oh, so you mean, abis gua go home from work and you go home from school, we both go to sleep and don't talk at all? You want to kayak that?"


Yumi oh ria. "Yes, deh. Aye knows."


"Semenjak Enyak lu died, the cave does not want to lose time together lo. The cave wants to always see your smile. It's as if that's all you can do."


Yumi gasps. His eyes looked at Mr. Udin nanar.


"Babeh don't be sad so dong. Sorry aye yes. Aye promised not to talk like that again" said Yumi.


Mr. Udin chuckled.


They finished their dishwasher immediately.


...•••...


The unanticipated night came....


"Yumy!!!" shouted Pak Udin when he saw the appearance of Yumi who had just come out of his room.


Yumi smiled proudly at her appearance.


"Kok makeup lu menor so? It's so glaring in the cave's eyes."


Yumi's smile faded. "What the hell is it? Dandan and kayak gini is again a trend among young people know, Beh. Aye's friends at school on menor all her makeup. This can make the passion of aye's adolescence turbulent, Beh" said Yumi with a smile again.


"Lu kambet what the hell? Yes, you did, you hand. Nyok. It's too late, I guess. Get you in the car's dalem."


"Ready, go!"


...•••...


Upon arrival at the restaurant, Yumi and Pak Udin immediately darted in.


Yumi gulped her saliva slowly after confronting three people she did not know. While the three people only gawked when they saw Yumi. Either amazed because it is beautiful or do not believe in the appearance of Yumi who is like the wrong costume.


"It's my teenage story. Would I marry a married man? Is it that om-om is not satisfied to have one? So, why should I? Why am I guaranteed to try? But, wait.I think I've seen this Auntie's Om. But, where is it...?" Yumi.


After shaking hands, Mr. Udin immediately started the conversation.


"Yumi, this is Mr. Selamet, Babeh's best friend at Yogya. You can call him Pakde" said Mr. Udin. "Lu still remember? In the past Pakde Selamet often came to the house kite when you were still as small as corn."


"Don't wait" said Yumi softly as she pinched Mr. Udin's arm, then laughed crisply.


"Oh, yes. I'm inget now. Om this is what used to come to the house when I was still flirting. He wants to marry me. Love at first sight. But, instead of the first om-om came with the same boys huh? A handsome boy but the look of na'udzubillah. But, if that guy's his son, why didn't that guy come here?" inner Yumi. "Wedding with his little boy, that's okay. Than marriage to om-om."


"Hi, Yumi. It's good to see you again. Ayu tenan you now yes, Nduk." said Mr. Selamet to Yumi with a smile.



Yumi returned a forced smile.


"And also introduce, this is Pakde's wife and son. Bude Titin and Dew." continued Mr. Selamet.


"Duh, Neng Yumi meuni geulis pisan" said Bu Titin kindly, then turned to look at Mr. Udin and said. "Children maneh geulis pisan tea. Siga. (It's so pretty for your son. Like his mother.)"



"Thank you, Bude." Yumi smiled.


"Grow" he said as he extended his hand to Yumi.



Yumi grabbed him and shook hands.


"Hi, Dew. I'm Yumi."


Smiling dew.


Even though Dew is a little indifferent, but actually he is kind.


They sat down and ordered food.


After finishing the dinner, they immediately talked about his match with Yumi.


"So where did we start Bang Udin?" ask Mr. Selamet.


"Maybe it's good to set the wedding date first. How's it?" answer Mr. Udin.


"Ah, yes. Bude agrees." Mrs Titin nodded with excitement. "What about another week? Did he say faster was better? Bude listen, such a date can make a newly married couple last until the grandchildren. What do you think, Neng Yumi?"


Yumi quiet. He didn't even know it was going this fast.


"Bude, aye taste...."


"What's up, Neng?" ask Mrs Titin.


"Tell me, this can be talked about very well. Aye is not ready for marriage. Aye is still in High School, Bude. How the same school aye kalo aye suddenly married? Aye is still sixteen years old. Aye's not ready. Especially...." Yumi stopped talking.


Bu Titin was sad to hear Yumi's explanation. Likewise with Mr. Udin, Mr. Selamet and Dewun.


"What else, Nak Yumi?" ask Mr. Selamet carefully.


"Especially I should marry you." Yumi. "I could have ridiculed my friends for marrying a sugar daddy."


"It's okay, Pakde" said Yumi.


"Yumi, are you sure ama your decision?" ask Mr. Udin.


"Babeh, aye promised to pay all Babeh's debts. But aye please, don't marry aye ama Pakde Selamet."


"Well?!!" They all scream.


Meanwhile, Yumi had already gone out of the restaurant.


"Yumi, where are you going?" seokjin.


...•••...


Yumi cried in the corner outside the restaurant with her knees hugged. He drowned his face with his arms.


Suddenly, someone approached him.


"Eh, Auntie? Is it okay?" ask that someone. "What's the problem, huh? I'll help you if you want to."


Yumi looked towards the voice. And after seeing the person, Yumi just snorted. While the guy smiled even though at first he gawked at Yumi's appearance.


"Lo. Are your shoes flying again? Where did you fly this time? Not to my head, is it?" he said while chuckling.


"Don't bother me. I'm not talking anymore." replied Yumi.


"Don't like that. You will miss the opportunity to talk to the world's prettiest guy. Don't you want to?" he said again with seductive intonation.


"No matter to me. Want to be hooked on a cake, bebego cake. It's none of my business."


"Gue doesn't know what your problem is. But I can help you" said the man.


Yumi sighed. "Gue wants to be fooled when I'm still in high school."


Somehow, he even told the problem to the guy he did not know.


"What the fuck?!" squeal that guy.


Yumi shut the man's mouth with her hand.


"Did you scream?" yumi asked annoyed.


"Tante-aunty kayak you're still in school?"


"About congor lo! If you don't know, don't come. I deliberately dandan menor like this to make tuh om-om so do not like me. But he still wants to marry me. Though he already has a bini with one girl. Masiiiiih wants polygamy. You guys are not grateful." explained Yumi at length.


"You go, come on!" The guy slowly pulled Yumi's hand.


"Where are you going to make me?" Yumi is afraid of being kidnapped. "Woi! Release me!"


The guy shut Yumi's mouth. "Lo's crazy, huh? I just want to help you."


"You mean?"


"Gue will help you say if you don't want to marry me."


They went back into the restaurant.


...•••...


"That's the Eneng! Neng Yumi!" bu Titin's words made everyone turn their heads towards Yumi.


"Yumi, you're okay, right? Where the hell were you from?" said Mr. Udin then switched to see the guy who was with Yumi.


"Tedjo?" said Mr. Udin was shocked because of his late arrival.


Yumi. "What's? A tedjo? So, that guy...?" inner Yumi.


"Elu turned. Where'd you find this boy?" ask Mr. Udin again.


"Tedjo nemu outside the restaurant, Om. Yuminya was crying hehe." replied Tedjo while grinning.


"Neng Yumi." call Mrs Titin.


"Yes, Bude."


"It's Tedjo. Your future husband."


Yumi. "WHAT!!!"


Tedjo looked at Yumi while raising both eyebrows and revealing his sweet smile.


"Mas Tedjo why did it come so late? Mbak Yumi so misunderstood because of Mas, you know not" said Dewun while looking at Tedjo was upset.


"What was the matter?"


Dew then told briefly about Yumi who ran away because she thought she would marry Mr. Selamet.


"Sorry yes... Sirde, Bude. It's aye's fault. Once again, aye apologizes to Mrde Selamet." said Yumi, bowing.


Selamet smiled forgivingly. "Yes, Nak Yumi. You don't have to apologize. This is also Pakde's fault for not saying that Tedjo came late."


Tedjo laughed and embarrassed Yumi half to death. "Lo's a funny vow, Yum. Hahahahaha, funny."


"Where are you from my name?" yumi asked, but Tedjo didn't stop laughing.


"Lo remember that?" whispered Tedjo to Yumi.


"Remember what?"


"Little boy who used to smell your cheeks?"


Yumi gasps.


"So, lo.... Yo-dr!!!" yumi yelled stuck. He was furious to see the living creature that was beside him now.


Tedjo just smiled at Yumi who was more cute when he was angry.


Mr. Udin cleared his throat.


"So what, Yum? You want to accept this match?" ask Mr. Udin seriously.


"Let's have a time to think first, Beh."


...•••...


Coming back from the restaurant....


"Why didn't Babeh tell me Babeh wanted to mate aye am Tedjo?" yumi asked in annoyance.


"What's really?" ask Mr. Udin back.


"You know what, aye will not dance like this. Guys must be ngetawain aye now. Aye must have been like a aunt in Tedjo's eyes" Yumi said.


"Etdah, what's wrong with you? You want to dance like that."


"It's not like that, Babeh! Tedjo is nosy. Surely he will continue to cry aye. He used to love to dance because of Aye. I can't aye shadowin. Aye's so embarrassed!" Yumi grabbed her own hair.


Pak Udin laughed at Yumi's already messy hair.


"Lu is ashamed. Soon he'll be your man and give you what you are."


"Babesh!!!"


Mr. Udin ran to his room.


Yumi could only kick at Mr. Udin's room door with a kick.


"Aye hasn't told me you want to marry someone!" yumi shouted.


...•••...


Currently Yumi and Pak Udin are running in the morning around the park near his house. But, they accidentally met with Tedjo.


Mr. Udin and Yumi stopped their steps.


"Why are you still here? Not your house in Jakarta, is it?" ask Yumi.


"It can't be? Anyway here I just need to be careful." replied Tedjo.


"What's a saga?" ask Yumi again. "Lo's candle suit?"


"Yes take care of you" Taehyung said with a sweet smile. "Lo is my new candidate" he said lightly.


Almost, Yumi oleng.


"Don't say anything weird. I won't be messing around with you." replied Yumi.


"Gue is so surprised. Why do you think so much about getting married to a handsome guy like me?" ask Tedjo.


"The cave is also handsome." said Mr. Udin.


"I don't want to marry a handsome guy, just I don't want to marry a nice guy like lo." said Yumi made Tedjo upset.


"Lo's wrong. Your life will be more colorful if you marry me. Do you know what color?" ask Tedjo again.


"Yes, I know. Dark color, right? Ah, already. Come, Beh. We unplug. We're staying at this dappled-nose guy." Yeah." Yumi dragged Mr. Udin.


"Woi! I'm not a striped-nose guy. Have you seen any stripes on each side? About Udin! Please tell your daughter dong Om, how can people dazzle like Tedjo gini in saying so" said Tedjo.


"Why are you talking to my Babeh? You want to call my Babeh?"


"Udah, no, no!!!" shouted Mr. Udin could not stand it. "Lu's two on why the hell? What do you think this is your way of exchanging affection? Can-can be crazy cepet cave if you keep ngadapin lu-lu on. Oh, that's boy two."


Yumi loosened her tongue at the furious Tedjo.


Suddenly....


"Babesh!!!"


"Of Udin!!!"


Mr. Udin fainted.


"Where is this? Why is my babe?" yumi asked Tedjo who was just as panicked.


"Why did you come to me? I know how."


"Well, you give me artificial breath!" yumi's orders.


"Well?!" Tedjo. "Why should I?"


"Don't say much. Okay, just a little love!" Yumi forced Tedjo to push his face closer to Mr. Udin's.


Tedjo closed his eyes to get ready.


"Tedjo, the cave is fine. Gua just pretended to let Yumi want to marry ama you. So, you do not really need to give artificial breath to the cave. Look out for the real thing" said Mr. Udin without Yumi's knowledge.


Tedjo heaved a sigh of relief and then agreed to Pak Udin's order to pretend to give artificial breath.


Mr. Udin pretended to regain consciousness while coughing.


"Yumi, my son." call Mr. Udin in a weak voice.


"Yes, Beh." - Yumi. His facial expression was very anxious.


"Lu should marry Tedjo the flea. Maybe that's the only thing that can cave bullshit now. The cave doesn't want the laen. The cave just wants to see you happy ama tuh shithead" said Mr. Udin who made Tedjo snort annoyed.


Yumi was silent for a moment.


"Yes, if that's Babeh. Aye wants to marry Tedjo" Yumi said later.


"Well?!! Which really?!!" Tedjo looked at Yumi in disbelief.


Yumi nodded.


"Hore!!!"


Tedjo jumped with excitement and did not forget to invite Mr. Udin.


Mr. Udin who was not sick seemed excited from before.


Yumi was so confused that Tedjo and Pak Udin were late to realize that their lies had been exposed.


"Babeh? Babeh boongin aye huh? Babeh is so evil! Aye will not marry Tedjo! Point!" Yumi passed away leaving the two men behind.


"Yumy!!!" call Tedjo and Mr. Udin who are immediately answered by throwing Yumi shoes.


...•••...


Later that night, Mr. Udin approached Yumi in her room.


"Yumi.. maapin cave yes" said Mr. Udin while sitting next to Yumi who still did not want to talk. "Nyesel cave. Cave doesn't mean to make you anxious."


Yumi took a long breath. "Babeh knows, aye was very afraid of losing Babeh. Aye was afraid that Babeh would suddenly drop aye. But, why would Babeh be a joke anyway? It's not funny to know."


"Yes, maap. The cave doesn't know if it's gonna hug your heart. Maapin the cave." Mr. Udin grabbed Yumi into his arms.


Yumi crying.


"Yumi....?"


"Yes." Yeah."


"The cave just wants to see you happy. Therefore, the cave wants to see you marry Tedjo. Pas lu bedua is still a child, the Tedjo badung tuh always protect you. An adult's kayak fits right in front of you. But it turns out, you don't like it. If so, the cave asks for maap ya." Mr. Udin wiped Yumi's tears.


Yumi smiled. "No need to like that. Aye was very happy with Babeh."


Mr. Udin smiled. After Yumi improved, she came out of the room.


But before Mr. Udin actually came out of the room, Yumi shouted.


"Babeh, aye want to marry Tedjo lice kupret mute!" yumi exclaimed while hiding herself under the covers.


Pak Udin senang bukan main dan langsung menelepon Pak Selamet di luar kamar Yumi.


"Bro Selamet, congratulations. We're gonna be besan xixi."


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