HUSBAND OF MARS
Salting
...•••...
In the parking lot....
Yumi wobbles in search of Tedjo's whereabouts. The number one most annoying guy in the world.
The girl then opened the car door carefully. He was lazy to argue with Tedjo because it had been waiting for him too long.
"It's a long time lo."
Tedjo suddenly appeared from the back seat. He falls asleep while waiting for Yumi.
"When were you there?" yumi asked in shock.
"Since two days ago." replied the original Tedjo. "Lo forgot I was waiting for you from earlier, huh?"
"Indeed, if I don't accidentally admit it, do you believe it?" yumi asked back which made Tedjo frown confused.
"You mean?"
Yumi did not reply, she just smiled forcedly.
"Huh? What the hell?" Yumi observed the pink-colored object in a daze.
"Lock shirt." Tedjo was anxious to see Yumi's behavior.
"What leg shirt? It's a doll."
"So, why use nanya if you already know? Wonder me."
"Lo buyin for me?"
"I want it, but unfortunately I didn't buy it. I used to put in the effort. Play the claw machine, continue to spend five hundred thousand for the dapetin monkey doll."
"His a monkey doll. It's a penguin" said Yumi could not cover her excitement. "Continue saying what? Five hundred thousand dollars for dapetin the doll? Hahaha. You are not good at playing a claw machine. Look at you."
"Have it, throw it away."
"Why was he thrown out anyway? I like to know. It looks like you."
"Lo can get the real one, but why would you choose a duplicate anyway?"
"Do you know penguin language?"
"Gue can speak the Pingu family."
"try on. Haha...."
"Why are you laughing? Don't laugh" said Tedjo.
Tedjo finally runs his car home.
Ting!
A notification from WhatsApp group.
"What group?" ask Yumi.
"May be a new family group. The father who made it up." replied Tedjo while focusing on driving.
"Wah. turned out lo family communicative really yes. Oh yeah, why the old family group?"
"Much disgrace there."
Yumi just nodded.
"What the fuck?" asked Tedjo who was curious about the contents of his message.
"CAN'T BE!" yumi's strangulation made Tedjo startled to panic.
"Why, Yum?"
"They were kidnapped. And the kidnappers give us this address. We gotta get there, Djo."
"Lo don't feel weird? Why did the kidnapper kidnap an adult?" ask Tedjo.
"Where do I know! Be done! Let's go there!" Yumi panic.
Tedjo nodded.
...•••...
At the address given by the kidnapper....
Tedjo and Yumi were stunned when they saw the mansion before him.
"They're really being held here?" ask Yumi.
"It's a lot for sure it's the kidnapper." Tedjo murmured.
"Tedjo, you go in first."
"Why should I?"
"Yes, you're older than me. Scribbles!"
Tedjo walked first and Sohyun followed him from behind. They were sneaking around as they entered the area of the mansion.
Without feeling, Tedjo and Yumi were already at the door of the kidnapper's house. Their faces looked tense.
Tedjo slowly opened the door of the house that was left unlocked.
Crek.
"Welcome home!"
Confection filled the room.
"Allahu Akbar!!!!" Tedjo and Yumi were shocked.
Mr. Udin, Mr. Selamet, Mr. Titin and Dew applauded. Tedjo and Yumi are still shocked by what happened.
"Same Neng, here deh." said Mrs Titin happy. "Well, y'all are looking like a pisan."
"Press the hell like that." Dewun commented.
"It's home...." Tedjo thought.
"Yes, Djo. This is your new home" Selamet said. "We'll stay together here at Yumi's request."
"So, this isn't the kidnapper's house?" tedjo asked still not understood.
"meaning?" ask Mr. Selamet back.
"She said you were all kidnapped?" ask Tedjo more clearly.
"Hahaha. Good pan acting us?" Mr. Udin answered.
Tedjo and Yumi were not at all thought.
"Good, hehe. Now can't Tedjo act like you, huh?" Tedjo was furious to see the behavior of his family that was unexpected.
...•••...
Baruna's residence, 18:07....
Baruna threw herself on the bed as soon as she finished her bath. Now he is playing his phone to reply to messages in the group.
Group Sexy Bulls.
Baruna: Whoi, gais. Who here likes puffer fish?
Tedjo: I love the fish. No puntal.
Awang: What is a puffed-up story?
Karma: Logigo?
Isaac: The man immediately said.
Crew: Again cosplay so fish puffer times wkwk.
Isaac: Baruna is that. It made people curious and even left behind.
Tedjo: Lo just chat in the group for nanyain so doang, Bar? It doesn't matter ege.
Baruna: Maap, Bang. I am abis keramas was gegara si Yumi tuh.
Crew: Huh? What do you mean? Very ambiguous.
Tedjo: What do you think about Yumi Ampe shampooing everything?
Isaac: Why is shampooing?
Baruna: Lo is really excited. Not that woi.
Karma: Yes, let me know what you mean.
Tedjo: Yes the bunny.
Baruna: You think about what the hell. Seriously it's me.
Tedjo: Why do you shampoo, Baruna?! Pake talking about Yumi, again.
Baruna: AWOKAWOKAWOK
Crew: Answer, Bar. Eelah.
Baruna: I shampooed Gegara Yumi ngelemarin to my rotten eggs.
Isaac: How could it be?
Baruna: Yes, it's a bus. Don't waste your brain on.
Tedjo: Lo actually chat half-and-half.
Baruna: Guelah wkwk likes.
Awang: Emang already ege his son, Djo.
Dude: Baruna ege!
Issue: AWOKAWOKAWOK.
Meanwhile, Tedjo immediately darted toward Yumi who was studying.
"Woi, why are you there? Your ass can't sit?" yumi asked as she looked at the silent Tedjo while glaring at her.
"Do you know Baruna?"
"Hm...."
"The real answer. Don't just 'hm' doang lo."
"Udah. What the hell is he? Know doang, ribet very you."
Tedjo was silent for a moment. "Gue just wanted to spell his real name to elo. B-A-R-U-N—"
"B-A-R-U-N-A! The baruna! You think I'm bego kayak elo?! Go sono! Don't bother me!" cut Yumi.
It felt like Tedjo really wanted to pin Yumi's head, but he stopped it before Yumi found out.
...•••...
Dinner, 19:22....
"Aa, Neng... How was your vacation yesterday? Excited, no?" ask Mrs Titin.
"Seru dong, Mom. I want another vacation hehe. Isn't that right, Yum?" cengir Tedjo's.
Yumi just smiled clumsyly as a mangosteen.
"Keep, how's Aa's attitude the same?" ask Mrs Titin again.
"Ohuk... uhuk...." Yumi chokes. "Well, Mom. Tedjo is good. Aye was moved hehe."
"Yes. Tedjo is good from orok, right, Mom. Hehe.." said Tedjo with a forced smile.
Yumi looked at Tedjo cynically.
"You guys sit that far away anyway? You guys don't fight anymore, do you?" ask Mr. Selamet for attention.
Tedjo and Yumi looked at each other.
"Nih boy two pan newly married, yes still shy, Bro Selamet. Ntar also deket-deket mulu." said Mr. Udin.
"Tuh, Beh. There's more, Beh. He said that it should not be often the decades of growth are less than the maximum." Tedjo seduced.
Now Mr. Udin, Mr. Selamet, Mr. Titin and Dew are alternating views. Then they simultaneously moved away his seat.
...•••...
Tedjo and Yumi were brushing their teeth....
"You want to bet, right?" ask Tedjo.
"What kind of a bet?" ask Yumi back.
"Who brushes his teeth the fastest, he will be king and the loser will be his baby" Tedjo explained.
"As far as handover."
Tedjo brushed his teeth in full force while Yumi brushed his teeth with a deep vigor. Sometimes they brush each other's teeth with a cynical look. Is this what you can say romantic?
In a split second, Yumi lost that gamble.
"Make a massage of my feet." Tedjo orders with a winning smile.
Yumi grunted annoyedly.
They climb into the bed, and Yumi massages Tedjo's legs.
"Aow!"
"Why the hell lo?" ask Yumi gusar.
"Lo why do I need my feet? How much do you like my fur?"
"What the hell are you? I love to see it."
They were silent for a few seconds.
"It's like you've been working, gini sauce." Yumi sneered.
"Gue's been working. Elo." it's elo."
"Huh? What job are you? People's work?"
"Working at Babeh Loah's restaurant. I help out there often. Lo whose son is a very lazy." ledek Tedjo.
"What did you say? It's delicious lo. Since when do you work at my Babeh restaurant? Don't worry about it!"
"Udah.hunt massage my legs. Use your real hands. Use energy also dong lo." Tedjo's orders upset Yumi.
"Nih room only has one bed doang huh?" asked Yumi while chirping.
"Why indeed? I'm already your husband not your affair. Why are you so freaked out about sleeping with me?"
"God me. Ntar lo sagne." said Yumi.
"Lo queer. There are a lot of girls out there who want to be my baby. Lo who I have married even ogah-ogahan that." said Tedjo annoyed. "Sagne is the same man himself."
"Everyone has their own taste. And you're not my taste." replied Yumi.
"Keep, what's your taste? Sexy? A handsome? The hot? I have it all."
"It's like a dispenser, hot-hotan."
"Don't get me. I can make you like me."
"Just try if you can." challenge Yumi lightly.
"OKAY. Yuk, sleep together." seduced Tedjo.
"No!" Yumi panic.
"That's right! Why don't you want to anyway?! Then, how do you like me if you are invited to sleep just do not want?" Tedjo.
"That's just how it works?"
"Not really. But, I'm sure you'll find it." Tedjo said with a grin.
"Argh! You fuckin' pervert, alien!"
"Lo mah so. Pretend you don't want to sleep with me when you want to, right?" tedjo Goda.
"Did my face look like I wanted to?" reply Yumi.
"Yes. Your face is very sagne."
"About."
"Haha...."
"Tedjo.." said Yumi. This time his facial expression turned serious.
"Hm, paan?" tedjo Mumbles.
"We are not adults yet, why do we do adult things anyway?" Yumi sad.
"What adult? I don't want to admit it to me." Tedjo deliberately teases Yumi so that the girl is not sad.
"Oh my God, this guy's brain is a pervert!" yumi sebal.
"Emang why the hell? I do it the same way you. You're my bini. The cabal where to try? Is this lo not normal?" cengir Tedjo's.
Yumi was shocked to hear Tedjo say.
"Woi!"
"Lo don't have lust, Yum?" Tedjo grinned as he looked at Yumi carefully.
Yumi's face immediately flushed. He started to growl at Tedjo.
"Vomit me who was staring at your face." Yumi said.
"Maybe that's the reason. It must be because you're not normal." Tedjo returned to grin while continuing to judge Yumi whose face was like a boiled crab.
"Could not be lo!" Yumi hits Tedjo's arm, but the guy manages to fend off his punch.
"It's not normal?" goda Tedjo is getting excited.
"Whisper!"
Yumi who gave up, finally intended to get out of the room. But before Yumi made it out, Tedjo's hand suddenly gripped her arm. So that makes Yumi is under Tedjo.
Then in a moment....
"ARGHYO!!"
Yumi shouted because currently Tedjo's face was so close to his face.
"What the fuck!!! She's wailing me blushing isn't she?" inner Yumi.
"Why do you want, huh?!" yumi asked in a panic making Tedjo laugh.
"According to you... I am not handsome kak looked at from near gini?" asked Tedjo with his sharp eyes.
Yumi avoids eye contact with Tedjo. "It makes no difference! You stay ugly!"
"Then anyway? Is this less deck?" asked Tedjo with an intimidating grin.
"Don't fuck around! If you're determined, I'll report you to Babeh!"
"Laporin yes. I'm not afraid."
"Tedjo!" Yumi started to growl.
"Come, Yum. Now it's time. Just once."
"Lo nantangin me?"
"hey are. You're scared, right?" Tedjo brought his face closer to Yumi's.
With hesitation, Yumi replied to Tedjo by bringing her face closer. But he did not dare to do that.
"Dare you now." Tedjo's tease gave Yumi goosebumps of fear.
"Argh! Babeh!!!"
When Tedjo intends to tease Yumi with a closer face, suddenly....
"Why the hell...?" tanyanya.
Tedjo and Yumi simultaneously looked towards the door.
Mr. Udin was stunned, regretting what he had just seen.
Tedjo then hurriedly moved away from Yumi.
"So the denger cave Yumi tereak. Gua Kira you two fight again. It turns out...." Mr. Udin stopped talking out of embarrassment.
Tedjo and Yumi hide their already flushed cheeks.
"We don't fight, Beh. Isn't that right, Yum?" Tedjo smiled clumsily.
Yumi quickly nodded.
"U-did already. Pelanin aka both of you."
"Yeah, Beh."
Mr. Udin hurriedly left.
Yumi was so embarrassed, looking from her tense face. Tedjo just breathed a sigh of relief.
"Tedjo shucks!" Yumi punched Tedjo in the chest.
"Where do I know if Babeh will come in." said Tedjo. "Why didn't you lock the door anyway?"
Yumi then exited the room.
"Where are you going, Yum?"
"Fuck this!" yumi was annoyed half to death.
Tedjo chuckles. "Lo wants to continue that, right?"
"Diem lo!"
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