HUSBAND OF MARS

Banana Milk

...•••...

"Woi, rogue!"

The four men turned their heads as soon as Tedjo walked into Karma's house.

"Lo on kobam huh? Oh Allah.. consciously woi aware." Tedjo's scolding is not out of thought with his friends.

"Why the hell? We can eat, but can't drink? Do you want us to go down, how are we?" ask Baruna to dig. His gaze was so blurred that he could not recognize who had just arrived.

"That's not what I mean, a plump rabbit! You all drink a lot, huh?" tedjo asked, realizing that Baruna, Awang, Isaac and Karma were drunk.

"Oh Allah, Bang Karma. Why do you also follow Kobam anyway? Isn't it the kids?" ask Tedjo worriedly.

"Lo know what?" karma said with a yellowed look. "That's because I'm drunk on banana milk. The child on my part made a hundred bottles in sixty minutes. I'm crazy for saying it."

Hearing that, Isaac laughed with eyes that were hard to open wide. "But Bang Karma lost. The rest I drink with the others. Hahahahahaha...."

"It turns out kobam banana milk yes.." murmured Tedjo. "So, why are you all gathering, but not me?"

Beside Tedjo, Awang was also messem-mesem unclear because of the influence of banana milk.

"It is very noisy. Instead of Lo talking at length, mending lo help us digabisin rest of this banana milk." said Awang while laughing and make his eyes shrink.

"No want me. Abisin alone sono." chirped Tedjo as upset.

"Come on. This one time. Consider this your return because you have never helped us" said Baruna too honestly. He forced Tedjo to sit next to him.

"Gue here to make your ngalangin on not kobam kobam banana milk. What a friend he lo on." Tedjo's nagging.

"Sit down first. Who the hell is this?" asked Isaac not knowing who he was talking to.

"Gue won't sit down." Tedjo refused.

"Your ass is a whistle? You want us to help you sit down what, huh?" tanya Awang.

"Gue can sit by himself. Ntar Lo on my boils." Tedjo finally sat in the middle of Baruna and Awang.

"My name is Baruna. The head of the gang of plump rabbits." said Baruna as she lowered her head to greet him.

"Kalo I'm Awang. Charismatic guy." said Awang with a smile until his eyes were gone.

"Gue Isaac. Call me Sari at night." said Isaac unexpectedly.

"Huh? How does Bang Ishak sound like Tedjo's mom anyway?" ask Awang not expecting.

"It's also kate you." Mangosteen karma.

"Don't Bang Ishak be Tedjo's mother? Bang... You're Tedjo's mother who is posing as Bang Isaac, right?" baruna asked suspiciously to make Ishakk shocked.

"We look like a doang, a gais." Isaac replied.

Tedjo frowned as soon as they all introduced themselves except Karma who already knew that in front of him it was Tedjo.

"Lo on why the hell? Why are you all making me know you again? We'll already know." asked Tedjo while staring at them alternately with confused faces.

"Huh? How do you know us?" baruna asked confusedly. He was really drunk on banana milk this time.

"Whoi, Bar. Do you not remember how you cry because of the banana milk you snatched someone? And with good heart I immediately buy you another banana milk." explained Tedjo a little proud of himself. "But, unfortunately.guelah people who call banana milk from lo, so I buy it again. I'm sorry."

"And you two... Bang Isaac the Awang ege. Don't you both remember when you fought? I'm the one who mengakurin you both back." continued Tedjo who turned nagging on Isaac and Awang. "But, unfortunately, that's why you fought that time. I'm sorry."

Karma who heard that could only laugh amusedly.

"Huh? How can a stranger think he knows the past?" isaac asked Baruna and Awang, whom they did not know the answer to.

"Woi! I'm not a stranger. But, if Awang said that, I can accept. You see, the stranger called Awang is an alien. Isn't that right, Wang?" tedjo asked Awang with a panicked face.

"He-uh. But, the call was just for Tedjo not lo." replied Awang frustrating Tedjo.

"Oh God! I'm Tedjo, woi!" furious Tedjo.

"Kok lo kel anyway? Here's the story to us what's the problem?" isaac was still unconscious.

Suddenly, Baruna burped making everyone laugh except Tedjo who was staring at her flat.

"That's why most people drink banana milk. Yes, yes, you are on. Should you guys be drinking Baruna milk? Then, why try Bang Karma just accept a silly challenge from you, you on." asked Tedjo in a row. He was very desperate to face the behavior of his Kekey friends.

"That's so hot on Baruna. He must be full." muttered Awang as he patted Baruna's cheek.

"God! He's drunk with milk! Not satiety!" tedjo was really upset.

"Take care of yourself." said Isaac who was about to lose consciousness in a moment. "Lo who the hell?"

"Nih the kids don't realize that I'm coming? Fucking jerk.." Inner Tedjo.

"Don't, lo...."

"Don't talk lo." cut Tedjo so Awang will talk.

For a while, they just dumbfounded before deciding what to talk about. Until finally, Baruna opened her mouth.

"According to you all... Bang Tedjo will not give up?" baruna asked with a dimming view.

"Tedjo tuh nyebelin. He made***********me I just bought yesterday until the middle of the hole." replied Isaac made Tedjo widen his eyes funny.

"Yes, Bang. Same. He once asked me for help to rub his teeth." said Awang regardless of Tedjo who had looked at him sharply.

"Astaghfiullah! Why would you disobey him and anyone else anyway, Wang? Tedjo must be so embarrassed." Karma.

"No, no. It's all a misunderstanding. Tedjo is a good guy. Where ever he was." Tedjo.

"Lo joke? That's his true nature. Tedjo often bothers us. I still really want a photo, suddenly he came and lifted me. Does he think I'm a guy? I don't taste the photos anymore." said Awang.

"That's a great memory hape lo aja that is already full." murmured Tedjo sebal.

"But, you don't tell Tedjo about this, you're a stranger." said Awang. "Lately I owe him fifty grand, hehe.... You see, I want to change his pants that I wear after the rainy season last year, hehe...."

"It turns out you also use my color carelessly! You're lu ye!" tedjo did not accept.

They were all shocked when they heard Tedjo's voice.

"Gini aja's. Quickly wash your face on, keep going sono sleep in Bang Karma's room. I will not let you all go home in a state of kobam banana milk like that." Tedjo suggested ending the conversation.

"Huh? Really sleeping? This is the right time to add banana milk again. Come quickly drink, hyungdeul." said Baruna still unconscious.

"Whoi, Bar. What the hell are you doing?" ask Tedjo lazily. "Go to bed lu sono. Oh, my son."

"Gue thought there was no harm in trying banana milk. One bottle will not make you kobam like us" said Karma.

"Lo on why the hell, huh? If you keep this up, I go home" said Tedjo desperately.

"Yes already. Go home lu sono. You are just a stranger." replied Awang did not care because as soon as the interlocutor is not Tedjo.

"Lo everybody wants me to go home?" challenge Tedjo.

"Yes." said all of them, except Karma, who was just looking at the behavior of his sisters.

"Gue's coming home." challenge Tedjo once again.

They nodded in agreement.

"Gue really went home." Tedjo was challenging.

"Yes, yeah. Sono lu."

Seeing the attitude of those who did not care at all, Tedjo finally abandoned his intention to go home.

"No. I don't want to go home" said Tedjo, embarrassed by failing to threaten the three men.

"Lo don't come home?" ask Isaac.

"Gue still wants to be here. I'm afraid that something will happen to you all. I could be accused of making you all kobam like gini. I don't want that to happen." Tedjo.

After a few minutes, when they were busy blabbering unclear, just know Baruna fell asleep while sitting down.

"It could be that the child sleeps sitting so." said Karma.

"Yumi...?" baruna muttered making Tedjo who heard him stunned.

"Ngigo again the Baruna. Why does Baruna often call Yumi pas ngigo?" asked Isaac, who was also questioned by Tedjo himself.

"That's because Baruna often thinks of Yumi." said Awang later.

"Huh...?" Tedjo's confused.

Isaac grunts. "It turns out that Baruna is serious about the same nonsense."

"She said what the fuck, Bang...?" tedjo asked in shock.

"Baruna wants to sleep with Yumi." sambar Awang.

"HUH?!" tedjo's cry made them all jump in shock, including Baruna who immediately woke up from her short sleep.

"Yes. I'm starting to like him when we first met. I promise.I will work hard in the future so that I can marry Yumi as soon as possible" said Baruna while pulling a gentle line of smiles on her lips.

Suddenly, Tedjo froze. His strength suddenly disappeared just like that. The muscles in his legs are weakened. What he had feared all along was really going to happen.

"Lo's been talking about Yumi lately, Bar. I, Bang Ishak Sama Bang Karma so memorize the same talk lo." Awang grumbled.

"Lo kidding, Bar?" ask Tedjo.

"No. I'm not kidding." rancid Baruna with her innocent face.

"The poor tedjo. I think he likes Yumi too." Awang commented.

"That's right, Bro. Don't tell me anymore. Ntar was horrified by his son." Isaac told Tedjo. "Who the hell wants us to mute?" he asked while looking at Tedjo well, but his gaze gradually blurred.

"Whoi, Bang.... Is this the Dew? Why do all the stories to Dewun. Ntar dikepuinnya to Bang Tedjo" said Baruna frustrated.

"Huh? Lo Dew?" ask Awang.

"Then Dew? He's Tedj—"

"Take a. I Dump his sister Tedjo." cut Tedjo before Karma spoke. Tedjo also deliberately mimicked the sound of Dew so that he could find out what he did not know so far.

Karma is just the mangosteen and choose silence.

"Mbun, I'm sorry we are. We don't mean to ghibahin your brother. Bang Isaac noh who started first." bela Awang.

"Hahaha. Selo lo. Just continue." said Tedjo tried to laugh, but in his heart of the deepest there is a fear of his greatest.

"Oh yeah, you two have talked to Bang Tedjo yet, Bang?" baruna asked Awang and Isaac.

"Oh yes.forget me." said Isaac.

"What?" ask Tedjo back.

"The person he had been waiting for all this time had already returned." explained Baruna as she held her eyes open.

"W-who?" tanya Tedjo looked nervous.

"Mbun. tell Abang lo. Hihi...." Awang giggling makes Tedjo increasingly impatient waiting for his answer.

"The fire...."

"The girl came back here again." said Awang potluck.

"That means you have a chance to get Yumi, Bar" Isaac said.

"Baruna and Yumi forever.... Tedjo single.." muttered Awang while laughing amused.

"Udah, whoa. Let's clean-up. Lo all bacots really." said Karma ended the conversation in the middle of the night.

They also staggered to clean the remaining bottles of banana milk.

Tedjo himself did not care anymore what they did. Awang's words continued to dance in his mind which made him not calm.

Even so, there is little gratitude for being able to meet the person he had been waiting for.

...•••...

The next morning, Tedjo awakens in a state of chaos. He blinked his eyes to neutralize the sunlight that entered his net. Slowly, Tedjo's hand touched Yumi's cheek gently.

After they got married, it was Tedjo's first time doing it. Somehow his heart was filled with anxiety and fear. He still thinks about Baruna-Yumi and the girl.

However, the next second, Yumi woke up and was immediately shocked to see Tedjo's face was very close to his.

"Woi!" yumi exclaimed, disperse the reverie of Tedjo. "Why lo?! Why do you deketin me?!"

Tedjo distanced himself before Yumi beat him brutally.

"Lo want to pervert?!" Yumi immediately interrupted Tedjo, making the man thrash for help.

"Woi! Whoi! Forgive me! I didn't intentionally do that!"

"Aow!" Tedjo tries to fend off Yumi's blow on his head.

"Far away from me, you son of a bitch!"

Tedjo falls out of bed with Yumi's death kick.

"Woi! Lo why the hell?" tanya Tedjo began to growl at Yumi.

"Ask that perverted self!"

"Enough in my dreams. Don't be in the real world also dong." whine Tedjo with a face pinched.

"Why is that lo? In your dream, I told you to finish the garage?" yumi asked not to understand.

"Udahlah. I'm sick of it." said Tedjo frustrated.

"Really yes? Why in the dream, my boy did not tell him to squat." muttered Yumi without being heard Tedjo.

"Okay. gout me." Tedjo grimacing.

After feeling safe, Tedjo leaves Yumi before getting another raw bogem. He walked staggeringly because his waist felt like it was going to break.

"Go sono lu, far away!" yumi said as she threw a pillow towards Tedjo.

...•••...

On a sunny morning, Awang came to Tedjo—'s house to meet Dewun. Not to forget Awang brought his Kekeyi friends: Baruna, Isaac and Caca. While Karma prefers to wait in the car because it can not see Awang rejected raw.

"Why should I like you?" ask Dew as soon as Awang finished expressing his feelings. "I don't like myself. I really want to throw myself out as long as you know."

"You know.. Where are you going? Let me pick it up." asked Awang expectantly.

"Isekai." replied Dew flat.

"Wow.." muttered Caca astonished at Dew's brief thought.

"But, Mbun. If you don't like it, why did you want to be invited to take a photo with Bang Awang?" ask Baruna curiously.

"He promised to buy me oranges."

"Orange?" This time it was Isaac who asked because he was confused by the words of Dewun.

"Yes. Lime."

"Gee.... So, because Awang nyogok lo so you want a photo with him?" ask Isaac again.

"Whoi, Bang. Why don't you tell us the part of you bribe Dew?" caca was upset.

The owl could only smile awkwardly to cover his reddened cheeks for holding back the embarrassment.

"Udahlah. Let's unplug." invite Isaac, do not want Awang to linger there because it has been rejected.

"Bang oh Bang.... Jomlah balek~" ledek Baruna while mimicking the sound of her favorite cartoon.

They also went to school by embracing Awang who was heartbroken.

...•••...

At the beloved school....

"HUH?!!" Tedjo almost squealed when Isaac told him that Awang had just been rejected by Dewun.

"Let's not be ugly I am semalem. Because the stone is lo." Tedjo sighed for a moment to be concerned with Awang but there was a sense of annoyance to him as well.

"Jelek-ugly lo? When's? I just did not meet lo semalem." said Awang make Tedjo frown.

"Oh yes.The children are not aware that I am coming to Bang Karma Semalem's house." Tedjo's mind.

"Come, Wang. Lo lupain aja Dewun. There is still a loyal Caca lo nemenin." added Tedjo.

For a moment Awang was silent. "Yes, Djo. I've missed the Dew."

"Well? How quickly do you forget my adek? What a jerk you are, Wang." Tedjo grumbled.

Moments later, Tedjo quietly glanced at Baruna who was eating egg rolls with greed. He saw Baruna meaningfully.

After a few seconds, Tedjo and Baruna stared at each other.

Baruna who was confused because Tedjo continued to look at him immediately asked.

"Well you see me so, Bang? Do you have the same debt as me?" baruna asked as she looked at Tedjo in wonder with her round eyes. "Oh yes, there is. Pay your debt, woi."

"Who's doing this anyway?" elak Tedjo is too big. "Gue don't want to eat food."

Awang, Isaac and Karma who were also there were also confused by what they were talking about.

"Baruna, about yesterday.you know.I know.." said Tedjo nervously.

Baruna heard Tedjo's words.

"Actually you're the same problem I have, what, huh?" ask Tedjo directly.

"Huh? I should've been the same you, Bang."

"Yes already. Ask that so."

"Huh?" Baruna was confused. Then, he obeyed Tedjo's orders. "Actually your problem is the same I know what, Bang? Lately, you've been angry with me a lot. I'm wrong with you?"

"Lo pretend to forget or what?" ask Tedjo back.

Baruna frowned. "Gue doesn't remember anything but pretends to forget." bela Baruna.

"So, you're still nagging?" inner Tedjo.

Tedjo forced to smile as soon as he heard Baruna's words which he thought were lying. "Who you don't remember. You remember. Remember that, though."

"Keep, you also pretended to forget the same mistake lo the other day, Bang?" baruna's reply made the smile on Tedjo's face fade away slowly.

"Woi, gais.. lo both on why the hell?" ask Isaac who knows nothing.

"God, Bang Is. Let Bang Tedjo continue to accuse me that is not." said Baruna.

"Gue did not accuse you. I'm talking facts."

"The fact you mean is a simple fact, Djo?" Karma opens her mouth. Obviously, Karma remembers what happened last night. Because of all of them, it is Karmalah that is not much affected by the banana milk.

Tedjo nodded slowly.

"Bang Karma still remembers. But that's not just your fault, Bar. Your same mistake I've a lot of sampe-sampe I can't itung" said Tedjo at length.

"Don't just turn it on me, Bang. Did you forget to cheat me in the cafeteria? I didn't just pay you a day's meal, but I also pay all of your debt during school here." reply Baruna began to get upset.

"Gue change your money now if you want to."

"Yes, Bang. Where's your debt?" pinta Baruna was annoyed to see Tedjo's attitude that always scolded him without cause.

"But you don't need money, do you? I don't have to pay."

"Gue didn't say that, woi."

Awang, Isaac and Karma could only shake their eyes at the behavior of the two men.

"Basic cimon." Tedjo.

"Cimon?" Karma.

"Yes. The bunny's buxom." Tedjo explained.

"Yes already. If that's what you say, Bang, what's my fault?" ask Baruna impatiently.

"Lo said that, as if you didn't know anything. You know nothing, right?" accuse Tedjo.

"Argh! What am I doing, Bang, Semalem? Just answer doang, it's very difficult." growled Baruna.

"No. You're not doing anything." Tedjo undoes his intention to remind Baruna of what he said last night. "Gue just looked at your face. That's doang."

"Oh...." Baruna.

"Gue thought why. It was just a trivial matter." said Jimin.

"Sepele you said? Lo aja semalem also supports Baruna." Tedjo chirped.

"When?"

Tedjo sighed.

"Lo so, Bar, say Yumi?" asked Isaac to Baruna who made Tedjo gasp.

"Woi! Why are you talking to girls, huh? Look out if I see you talking to him."

After saying that, Tedjo hurried off to approach Yumi in his class.

"Why child?" ask Karma to his Kekey's friends.

They just shrug shoulders not knowing.

...•••...

When Tedjo is about to meet Yumi in his class to prevent Baruna from talking about the dreaded thing, a beautiful, round-eyed girl approaches him.

"Hi, Tedjo.." greet the girl with a sweet smile.

Tedjo. He could not believe that the girl was really back.

"Lo...."

Elsewhere at the same time, Baruna had already arrived first to her class and met Yumi. But, why was Baruna so out of breath? Did he run to his class to meet Yumi? Is that the only reason? Or there's another....

"Yumi."

"What?" yumi asked as soon as she saw Baruna who was adjusting her breathing.

"Do you know?" baruna asked, making Yumi impatient.

"You what?"

"Kalo.. tau tuh not tempe." joked Baruna crisp. He undoes his intention to tell Yumi.

Yumi grunts his head.

"Gue thinks there's something important you want to tell me." Yumi grumbled.

"Nothing is." Baruna smiled sweetly.

"THERE!"

The shout made Baruna and Yumi turn to the source of the voice.

In a hurry Awang, Isaac and Caca approached Baruna and Yumi. Except Karma who chose to walk leisurely in the back.

"What's up, Bang?" ask Yumi to Awang.

"Gue see woi!" said Awang excited.

"What sight?" ask Baruna.

"Lo's both looking, right?" ask Isaac and Karma. Then they nodded steadily.

"Gue look at Tedjo! She together— Mmmphhh...."

Isaac and Karma smothered Awang's mouth before Awang spoke too far.

"Why did you guys shut Jimin oppa's mouth? She wanted to talk something." asked Yumi confusedly with the three men before her.

"Udahlah. No need to be afraid of Awang. He likes it if the medicine is already abis." said Karma with a clumsy smile.

Meanwhile, Awang almost lost his breath. With all his might, Awang broke away from his two best friends.

"Lo should know, Yum. It's the former Tedjo girl!" said Awang again.

"Huh? Who?" Yumi frowned not understanding.

Isaac and Karma smothered Awang's mouth again.

"Read! Aye! Caca tuh ex-ragetty Tedjo fitting they are still Junior High!" isaac tried to cover up the truth.

However, their efforts were in vain because....

"Oh... I mean the brothers and sisters are ****?" baruna asked with her innocent face.

Isaac and Karma could only pat each of them because Baruna was too plain. They had to hide it from Yumi. The reason is, they just don't want Tedjo's dark past back exposed.

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