HUSBAND OF MARS

HUSBAND OF MARS
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"Neng Yumi went to her own school first huh today. Tedjo is still cheerful. The cough is also not stopping from yesterday. Neng please excuse Tedjo" said Ms. Titin before Yumi left for school.


"Yes, Bude. Aye go first. Assalamu'alaikum." said Yumi.


"Va'alaikumsalam, Neng. Be careful." replied Bu Titin kindly as he waved his hand at Yumi.


...•••...


"Morning, Yum." said Awang but ignored Yumi. Crew scowling.


"Morning, Yumi!" isaac's greeting made Yumi look over. "Mulu lo's bell."


"Yes times." Yumi replied.


"Yum, why don't you come with Tedjo? Don't you guys go out together often?" ask Isaac.


"Not for me" said Yumi.


"It can't be? I'm the same Isaac is Tedjo's best friend." said Awang.


"Then call him. Ask directly the news of your best friend" said Yumi lightly.


Isaac and Awang sighed.


"Lo Kayak doesn't know Tedjo. It took seventy-six years for him to pick up a call from us" Awang said.


"Bang Is? Awang Bang?" call Yumi.


"Why?" answer them in unison.


"Tedjo is sick."


"What! If so, we want to see him after school" said Isaac.


"W-what? Why visit?" yumi asked hesitantly for fear of being discovered that she and Tedjo were home.


"The name also has a friend who is sick, yes, look?" reply Awang.


"Lo's going along, isn't he, Yum? Oh yeah, where's your house? You're neighbors with Tedjo?" ask Isaac.


"Yes, that. They go to school together" Awang told Isaac.


"You come with us, Yum." take Isaac with you.


Yumi smiled clumsily, then sighed.


"Just whatever. But ntar, don't be surprised, okay?" said Yumi.


"Huh?"


Isaac and Awang looked at each other with confused faces.


...•••...


After school, Isaac and Awang came to Tedjo's house.


"Tedjo! Huyaaa. face lo shoots really kayak pacet can not ration. Very weak you. So you're not pretending anymore?" isaac said as he rubbed Tedjo's face rough.


While Awang without further ado directly threw his body on top of Tedjo.


"Woi~" Tedjo said in a weakened voice.


"Lo want some hot chocolate, Djo?" bargain Isaac.


"No need, Bang. Thanks." reject Tedjo in a weak voice.


"Why did you bring two kids here anyway?" said Tedjo a little annoyed to see his two best friends.


"Emang lo can refuse two? Maksa mulu know not lo." replied Yumi annoyed.


"Oi, Djo! You know why the hell? Your brain hurts too? You should be happy we want to see you" said Awang while sitting next to Tedjo.


"Not to be an excuse. You came here because you wanted to see Dew, right?" ask Tedjo lazily.


"Hehehe... You know what, a candidate-in-law? Where's the dump, Djo?" ask Awang.


Well, Awang did love Dew from the first time they met . It's just that Dew doesn't want to know with Awang's feelings for him.


"My brother is no longer home" replied Tedjo.


"Huh?" Awang.


"Why? Do you want to look at me?" sulking Tedjo.


"Yes, no. You don't want to have a sexy brother-in-law like me?" ask Awang.


"So my best friend has been difficult. Especially if you become my brother-in-law. But what you have to know, you are not his taste buds" said Tedjo.


"Lo noh that makes no taste." Sullen scowl.


"Tedjo's? If Dewun is not at home, then where is Pakde sama Bude?" ask Yumi


"In the school of Dewun. There's a show he said." replied Tedjo.


"Nyebelin. Babeh must have followed. Means I'm in both living doang dong same Tedjo?" inner Yumi growled.


"Lo's not bored, Djo? Play games, yuk. He said playing games can make the fever go down" said Awang origin.


"You wanna play, Yum?" ask Isaac to Yumi.


"Come, Yum. If you play, I will easily win it" said Awang underestimate.


...•••...


"How can I lose? I don't want to play with you anymore, Yum!" Crews rolled on the floor in anger.


"Gue doesn't want to play with you!" Awang. "You're so good, Yum!" yells.


"Ajarin I~" whined Awang with expensive sales to ask Yumi to teach him.


Two hours they struggled with the game on the phone. The wall clock has shown at 16:09.


"Lo on no intention to go home? It's malem." said Tedjo.


"Allahu Akbar's. Tedjo mah that. Mouth has no brakes. How is Bang Is? We're not going home?" ask Awang.


"Yes kali nginep. Lo on home. The food is also abis lo make." Tedjo said.


Awang looked at Tedjo sharply, intent on joking.


"What, huh?" challenge Tedjo.


"Kite go home first yak?" isaac said as he kissed Tedjo's head.


Tedjo held back his laughter and his face flushed red.


Isaac just chuckled.


Yumi looked at them with a look of disdain as soon as she saw that ridiculous moment.


Then it was Awang's turn to kiss Tedjo's hand.


Tedjo smiled wryly and immediately wiped away Awang's kiss marks.


"Don't misunderstand me. It's a kiss of friendship. I'm still normal." said Awang.


"Bone sono."


"Oh yes. Yum, let's get anther. Where's your house?" ask Isaac.


"No need, Bang. I'll take him home." Tedjo smiled clumsily.


"Huh? Lo sure? You still sick? Wow... want a mode yes lo?" ask Isaac suspiciously.


Tedjo chuckled as he elbowed Yumi's arm.


Yumi smiled awkwardly.


"Yes already. We go home to have a relationship with Malem. Assalamu'alaikum."


Isaac and Awang finally returned.


"Finally~" said Tedjo so stay himself and Yumi at home.


"What do you mean?" ask Yumi beware.


"What? I can't say 'finally?' You're...."


Yumi melengos go.


"Where are you going?" ask Tedjo.


"Lo want to take care of me?"


"Oho. I understand."


Yumi melengos's.


"Basic girl."


After waiting for Yumi for a while, the girl finally returned.


Yumi fell asleep on the sofa while playing with her phone.


"Lo gapain?" tedjo is bored.


"Lo don't see?"


Tedjo sighed furiously.


"What lo?"


"You should have taken care of me. You stay here for a relaxing time doang what?" tedjo.


"Oh, so you're talking about debt?" Yumi growled.


"About. I didn't say that. Now go to the kitchen. Make me eat. I'm laper." said Tedjo lightly.


"I'm feeding the lion rather than feeding you!" said Yumi.


Tedjo smiled at his smile. "Say if you can't cook."


"What did you say? Do you know my cooking skills?"


"No. I just said it according to the facts."


"That's why I'm going to point the facts out to Elo. Put your eyes together" said Yumi growled.


"That's a good cook, Neng!" Tedjo smiled winning.


After cooking, Yumi immediately gave the results of her cooking to Tedjo.


"Where is the food, dear~" said Tedjo pitched.


"Lo look at yourself" said Yumi.


"Why?"


"Lo thought I was bego what. If you think so, I also have a pinternya even a little." Tedjo.


Yumi grunts.


Tedjo finally ate Yumi's cooking.


But, suddenly....


Bruckk!


"Tedjo! Whoi! Don't joke you! Tedjos!" yumi said in a panic as she approached Tedjo.


Tedjo fainted.


"Woi? Why are you a gini? What is the food, huh? Duh, how is it? Tedjos! Conscious, woi!"


Yumi slapped Tedjo on the cheek and instantly....


"Aow!"


Tedjo finally came to his senses and immediately rubbed his heated cheeks.


"That's painful. Luka, right?" ask Tedjo to Yumi.


Yumi dumbfounded. "Tedjo?"


"Yes?"


"Why do I care about you, huh?" yumi asked as she looked at the old Tedjo.


"What the hell lo?"


"I should have told you earlier! It turns out you're kidding doang! You prik guy!" yumi exclaimed furiously while grabbing Tedjo's hair.


"Aow! You mean the one you just had?" tedjo said with an innocent face.


"Yes! Which one do you think, huh?!" exclaim Yumi.


"I should have fainted. My nutmeg is dizzy. I realize that you slap me tight, ege." explained Tedjo.


"Lo wants revenge on me huh?" ask Yumi suddenly.


"What am I dendamin to elo?" ask Tedjo back.


"Maybe you're still angry about the guy I was telling you about at the time" Yumi replied.


"Gue wasn't angry. But, you don't want me to talk about it anymore."


Yumi laughs.


"Don't laugh at you."


Yumi kept laughing as she looked at Tedjo's red cheeks.


"Gue said, don't laugh" Tedjo said with a frown.


"I don't think you're very fussy."


"You slap it slowly, it can't be red like this. But, I know how to do it quickly and easily."


"God! Porn maniac! You're sofy!!!"


"Woi, I haven't said anything" Tedjo said.


"But I already know. You're a porno guy."


Tedjo laughs.


"Tedjo?"


"Why?" said Tedjo as he continued eating.


"Sepi really if there is no Pakde, Bude, Babeh same Dew."


"Lo don't say anything to me. Watch out if you dare. I won't forget." Tedjo recalled.


"Who's interested in you?"


"Lo why don't I do it anyway? But, after I thought that you want to do it is also okay. We're going to get married. How's it? Do you want to?" tedjo Goda.


"Could not be lo!"


"Gue will take responsibility. You don't believe it? If so, come on. Let me show you how." teased Taehyung getting excited.


"Lo don't test my patience!"


...•••...


Yumi was cleaning the house but there was Tedjo's behavior that bothered her and upset her.


Tedjo casually threw the rest of his food on the floor that was already in Yumi's mop.


"Sori" said Tedjo while grinning.


"For a long time also sultry I squirm your behavior. Whoi! Why bother me mulu?! Find sono another activity! Basic lo!" yumi said as she passed away.


When Yumi was doing laundry....


"Lo hasn't eaten yet?" ask Tedjo.


"You mean?" Yumi's confused.


"Isn't it in this house you eat the most? Then why do you like there is no energy to squeeze it? Wash the real and use your hands." Tedjo nosy said.


Yumi looked at Tedjo sharply.


"Woi! If you can wash it properly, why not wash it yourself?!" yumi asked annoyed. He thought Tedjo cared about him.


"Let's see I'm healthy?" ask Tedjo.


"Yes, yes! I know!" Yumi then continued her laundry.


As Yumi was drying clothes....


"Yumumy!"


"Allahu Akbar!" Yumi gasped in shock as Tedjo suddenly emerged from behind the clothes that were being dried.


"Tedjo!!! Your brain is eaten by cats?!! Don't bother me!!!" yumi was upset.


Tedjo just chuckled at Yumi's nagging.


"Gue just wanted to call you. Angry mulu. I was surprised" said Tedjo.


"Don't call me and don't talk to me. Wanna?" Yumi grunts away leaving Tedjo pouting.


Not only did he get there, Tedjo kept pacing back and forth and disturbing Yumi to clean the house.


Yumi tried to ignore him, then suddenly threw the napkin towards Tedjo's face.


Tedjo just resigned.


"What is the way of school until now has not returned home?!! Why are there people on my death with this alien anyway?!" Yumi frustrated.


Tedjo just looked at Yumi with his leisure.


...•••...


Night falls and Yumi falls asleep at the dinner table as she makes dinner.


"Who else is it?" yumi asked as she woke up from her short sleep.


"Lo don't see? It's ridiculous" said Tedjo, mopping the floor.


Yumi grunts. "Aren't you healed? Take a break! You get well don't do anything."


As soon as Yumi asked that, Tedjo immediately pretended to be unconscious.


Yumi swiftly approached and held Tedjo's body.


"Tedjo!" Yumi growled.


Tedjo.


"It can make me sweat" Tedjo said with a smile.


"Don't say that."


"Emang why? What do you think?" asked Tedjo while lowering his eyebrows.


"Tedjo!"


"Lo why the hell? I just want to help you. I feel better anyway. Can't you just say thank you?" ask Tedjo.


Yumi shut up for a second. "Thank you."


"Hm!" Tedjo pretended to be cute.


"But! Your saucy saucy." ledek Yumi.


"Lo's crush?" tease Tedjo is unrelenting.


"Great geer."


"Try saying thanks again. I wasn't horrified." asked Tedjo.


"Still~" Yumi said a little pitched.


But suddenly, Yumi feels deja vu. As he thanked Tedjo, Tedjo kissed him.


"No! No!" Yumi stepped back unconsciously.


"Lo why?" ask Tedjo wonder.


"Ihhhh." Yumi tickled amusedly.


Tedjo is confused to see the girl's behavior, but then he remembers what Yumi was thinking.


"Lo remember that one, right?" tedjo Goda.


"Whisper lo!"


"Lo want me to kiss you again?" ask Tedjo.


"Woi! You can't remember what?!"


"Come, Yum. This once is."


"Males!" yumi shouted.


"Huhaha...."


Suddenly, the bell rang.


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