HUSBAND OF MARS

Foul Eggs

...•••...

Today Tedjo and Yumi will return to Jakarta.

"You two go home today, Pan?" ask Mr. Udin when making a video call with Tedjo and Yumi.

"Yes, Beh." replied Tedjo and Yumi.

"Be careful! Take care of Yumi, Djo. Don't spare him" said Mr. Udin again.

"Yes, Beh. But if Yumyum left behind is also okay, Beh?" cananda Tedjo's.

"Somewhat the hell. Si Yumi is also working on rice doang." Mr. Udin laughed.

Yumi pretended to smile when she was very angry with Tedjo and Pak Udin.

"Babeh, aye kangen, you know!" yumi shouted near Tedjo's ears.

"Gue misses you too. Especially the same. I'm not forgetting you?" ask Mr. Udin to make sure.

"Keep if aye does not bring souvenirs, Babeh does not want that same with his son?"

"Hahaha. Seriously very much your life."

"Neng Yumi wasn't allowed to play with A Tedjo, was she there?" asked Bu Titin who also listened to their conversation.

"Where can a day not menjailin aye, Mak." replied Yumi while looking at Tedjo sharply.

"Geez, Mother's children." commented Ms. Titin haru.

"Tedjo, you don't want your fault what?" ask Mr. Selamet.

"What mistake, sir?" ask Tedjo back.

"You're wrong with bringing in the daleman! That's the father's daleman. Oh, my God, Tedjo. You are-there is a thing." Mr. Selamet was just a frustrated bell considering Tedjo's behavior.

"Hahaha. abisnya our daleman the same color. Tedjo was confused. So, Tedjo take a yellow one."

"Huh? Where's the yellow daleman?" Mr. Selamet is confused.

"Keep, what's yellow?" ask Tedjo plain.

Mr. Selamet and Tedjo kept their mouths shut in shock at the reality.

"Yellow is the pulp. Tedjo got what I mean, right?" join the Dew that just realized something.

"Yes already. You are careful, aren't you? Assalamu'alaikum!" Mr. Udin ended the video call.

"Yes, Beh. Alaikumsalam!"

"What's yellow?" ask Yumi suddenly.

"No need. I want to erase my memory" said Tedjo limp.

Yumi frowned in wonder.

...•••...

Arriving at Jakarta Airport.

"Yumyum, wait woi" said Tedjo.

"Why lo?" ask Yumi.

"Gue's going to the toilet. You want to come, don't you?"

"Rubble! Go sono lu!"

"Don't stay with me again?!"

"No way!"

Tedjo smiled at a glance.

"I love you!"

"You lama, yes I stay." murmured Yumi not really.

Suddenly, someone from behind greeted him.

"Yumi!" sapa Awang's.

"Purchase?!" Yumi surprised.

"Lo came home today as well" Isaac said with a friendly smile at Yumi.

"Yes. My cousin often catch a cold there, so it's a quick flip."

"Great pity for your cousin." commented Baruna.

"She often gets wind of congenital birth."

Baruna nodded.

"Certainly, where's your cousin?" ask Karma.

"He's going to the toilet again" Yumi replied with a clumsy smile. "Natural calls he said."

They all nodded.

"Cieee. Though yesterday pas disodorin pretended to sell expensive. Easy baper lo it turns out yes, Bang." ledek Awang with a crybaby.

"What?" yumi asked confusedly.

"Dear, Yum. About the future of Bang Karma." replied Baruna origin.

"Whoah! Lo?! Not lo Beno?!" Yumi is shocked when she realizes a man beside Awang.

Beno scratched his non-itchy neck.

"Hi... This is our first meeting, right?" greet Beno nervous.

"Gee...." Yumi grunts his head. He did not expect this unexpected meeting.

"Lo knows Beno, Yum?" asked Isaac in curiosity.

"Who is he, brother?" yumi asked Isaac.

"He's my cousin from Bandung. His son is a little shy." replied Awang, who turned out to have an attachment to Beno the culprit.

"Yet shy...?" Yumi looked at Beno cynically.

"Bang Awang?" said Yumi.

"Yes?"

"Today there are so many people who call me family. Though all people just want to live doang. Aren't you, Ben?" yumi Sindir to Beno.

"What the hell do you mean?" tanya Awang did not understand.

"Udah. For this time, I take it as a life lesson." Yumi replied. "Oh yeah, Ben. Where's bini lo?"

"Babie? Beno mah belom wedding. He's still in high school." Awang added not understand.

"Oho. Yes already. I'll go first. Bai, everyone!" Yumi hurried away.

"Don't Yumi like you, Ben. So many questions." Baruna told Beno.

"Hey, girl" said Beno, grinning to cover up his lies.

"Oh, yes, yes." everyone commented.

"Udahlah. Let's unplug." take Karma.

...•••...

"Wait for me for a long time?" ask Tedjo when he comes back from the toilet.

"Yes, that. I can still eat, walk around while kidnapping the baby." replied Yumi not relaxed.

"Good girl's. Unplug, yuk."

They rushed away because their flight schedule had already arrived.

When you are on the plane....

This time Tedjo slept on the plane. He didn't bother Yumi like before.

Because he fell asleep, making Tedjo's head continue to nod like he was enjoying a song.

"Duh, this guy whose head can't be bragged what?" muttered Yumi then she put Tedjo's head on her shoulder.

Tedjo smiled to himself. It turns out he pretended to be asleep.

...•••...

Arriving at Jakarta Airport, 05:30.

"Hoam! I'm so sleepy" said Tedjo as he stretched his tense muscles.

"Kan lo from earlier his work molor doang. Still sleepy. Surprised." Yumi's comment was inexhaustible.

"So I had another dream of math. That's why I'm tired."

"Yes, erah. You can't do it." said Yumi.

"In the dream, I was an exemplary student." replied Tedjo limp.

Yumi nodded, not responding to Tedjo again.

"Aah! Ery!" call Bu Titin while waving his hands at the child and his daughter-in-law.

Likewise with Mr. Selamet, Mr. Udin and Dewun, they also waved their hands.

"We're picked up?" ask Tedjo Yumi.

"hey are. The proof is that they are here." replied Tedjo.

"Gue tau's. But, why was pake picked up all?" ask Yumi again.

"Come, askin' directly." Tedjo pulls Yumi's hand and immediately approaches their family.

"Aa Tedjo! Neng Yumi!" cheers Mr. Selamet, Mr. Udin, Mrs Titin and Dew. More precisely Mrs Titin who wanted to cheer like that. The others just follow along.

Yumi covered her face in embarrassment. While Tedjo cheered.

"Didn't it really work?" ask Yumi to Mr. Udin who is already nearby.

"Tau, bye. Cave follow doang." replied Mr. Udin resigned.

"So, why is Babeh wearing a fake mustache?" ask Tedjo confused.

"Gua loses to yo-yo. So, this is the punishment. Please, ignore the cave." Mr. Udin is really resigned.

"Let's go home." invite the bored Dew to shout Tedjo and Yumi's names in the crowd.

"Come on." said Tedjo.

"Eh, where are you going, Djo?" ask Mr. Selamet.

"Yes, go home, sir."

"I mean Father?"

"Now you go to school first."

"Huh? Now then? But Tedjo didn't bring his school clothes."

"I've brought it." said Dewun casually. "I also brought her uniform, Ma'am Yumi. The father who asked."

"You've been on vacation for six days. The holiday limit is five days. Therefore, now you have to go to school." explained Mr. Selamet without being asked.

Tedjo limp to hear that explanation. "But...."

"There's no buts. It's for the good of both of you." cut Mr. Selamet. "But, if Yumi doesn't want to go to school today, that's fine."

"Yes already. If so Tedjo did not go to school anyway" said Tedjo while breathing freely.

"You must go to school, Djo." ordered Mr. Selamet.

"Nothing, it's too picky. Go to school, Yum. My time doang?" whispered Tedjo to Yumi.

"Good school, sir" said Yumi. "Kasian, there are people who can't live without aye, sir." he said to Tedjo.

Yumi hurried away.

"Yumyum, wait woi!" exclaim Tedjo.

"Buckle for that! Really long!"

"So they're great." commented Mrs Titin haru.

"The bigger, the more dishes that abis" murmured Pak Udin.

"Back, yuk. Long time I follow old because often join with you guys" said Dewun lightly.

...•••...

Arriving at school....

"Where's the thanks?" Yumi started the conversation.

"Make what?"

"Basic don't know thank you. Be done! Lupain's! If you think about it again, I won't say thank you to Elo!" yumi Nagel.

Tedjo looked at Yumi carefully.

"Don't look at me that way!" yumi exclaimed to cover the salting.

Tedjo cursed Yumi in his heart.

Yumi then darted into her class.

"Thank you, baby!" yelled Tedjo from outside Yumi's classroom.

Yumi just kept quiet while looking at Tedjo who passed away going to her class.

"Lho's? Bang Ishak same Bang Awang also school today?" ask Yumi who is shocked by the arrival of Isaac and Awang at school.

"Why indeed? Why are you surprised when you meet us? We are popular guys in school. If we do not come, ntar the girls in this school on our nyariin." explained Awang.

"Yes, there you go, Yum." - Isaac said with a big smile.

"Well, both of you're confident, you deserve to be inferior" Yumi said, smiling.

Isaac and Awang smiled proudly.

"Oh yes, Bang Awang.. How about your cousin, the Beno?" ask Yumi curiously.

Awang sighed for a moment. "It turns out he's not my cousin from Bandung. He just wanted to get on a plane to me. Ketipu I, 4njir." replied Awang sadly.

"It could be that way." commented Yumi.

"Gue see-wild lo often nanyain si Beno, Yum. Lo like?" ask Isaac.

"Can't I just ask him?" reply Yumi around.

Suddenly, an entrance bell rang.

The boss who was the headmaster came in with the girl with him.

"Good morning everyone!" said Mr. Boss.

"Morning, Mr Boss!" all students.

"Today you have a new student from Surabaya. Please introduce yourself."

"Hi, Assalamu'alaikum. I'm Caca. My name is Caca Maricaheihei. Please help" said the girl named Caca while continuing to bow in shame.

"Sugary." Awang commented.

"Oi, Bang Awang?" call Yumi.

"What?"

"Have you forgotten about Dew?"

"What do you mean? I still like the Dew."

"Keep, why are you muji another girl?" ask Isaac.

"Nothing is mah. The number one seedling in my heart. If Caca is number two."

"Sure they will be the same." seduced Isaac.

"Alright, Caca Maricaheihei. Please sit in front of the awang. Awang raise your pinky." ordered Mr. Boss.

Crew held up his hand. "Here, Ca!"

Caca timidly approached his seat which was in front of Awang.

"Hi. lo very sweet." seductive Awang with a sweet smile that makes his eyes closed.

"You're also sweet." Caca replied in embarrassment.

Isaac and Yumi who were near them just gawk at the beauty of it.

...•••...

After the final lesson, Yumi immediately darted waiting for Tedjo in front of the gate. Who knows when waiting like this, he could meet Baruna.

God apparently listened to Yumi's prayer.

From a distance Yumi saw the figure of Baruna who was being confronted by several men. Looks like the students dropped out.

"Meet us at last" said one of the fat guys. Maybe he's the head of his gang.

"Lo on why stand up so anyway? You all have no doubts. The face of the comedian is a thug" said Baruna casually.

"Gue's gonna be a comedian in your life, Bar! Brush, bro!" the guy's orders to his men.

Baruna just grinned.

As soon as the fight started, Yumi who had seen him immediately threw whatever was nearby.

"Yahoooooo!"

The egg?

Rotten eggs hit Baruna's hair neatly arranged and fragrant.

"What's this?" Jungkook then rubbed his hair and smelled the foul scent released by the egg. "Oh my God, it stinks!"

"Someone threw a noh!"

"Not us! We never play dirty!"

"Udahlah. We're gonna pull it out first. This afternoon we have private lessons! If we're not busy, we've beaten up! Yuk, pull bro!" said the gang leader then left.

Meanwhile, Yumi was still hiding behind a tree.

"Gue knows you're there. Not here lo, before I act further" said Baruna still with his leisure.

"Lo know this is me?" yumi asked innocently while coming out from her hiding place.

"Elo. Why are you throwing rotten eggs at me?" baruna asked confusedly.

"Not to say thanks to me. I'm used to nolongin people like you. You must be tired of being bullied." replied Yumi proudly.

"Huh?" Baruna confused.

"Udah.... Now you calm down. People will not dare to bother you anymore. I will protect you" Yumi said with a smile.

"Gue wasn't bullied and they were my friends" Baruna explained.

"Huh? But, earlier, they all want to attack you. You sure, you're the same friend they are?"

"Lo think I just Bang Karma, Bang Ishak same Bang Awang doang?"

"Not to joke. There is no need to be ashamed either. The bullied man does not mean weak."

"Gue's not a bully, Yum. Plis, believe me neither." whined Baruna.

"Why do you beg me to like that? Yes, yes, I will not tell anyone if you abis bullied."

Baruna is really resigned now. It seems Yumi misunderstood him. Now in Yumi's eyes, Baruna was a weak guy.

"Lo really thought I was bullied?" ask Baruna in frustration.

"Gue understands. Not everyone can say that he was bullied. Some people, for example like this lo, are sometimes afraid to report in cases of bullying."

Baruna breathed a tired sigh.

"Now call me the savior!"

Yumi smiled sweetly making Baruna fascinated.

"Lo needs to be even more careful, Run!" Yumi then leaves Baruna.

Baruna was stunned as Yumi called out to her like that. The call sounded strange because no one called it that way. But funny too.

"So what is my hair?" baruna asked after a few seconds.

"Down with shampoo doang, already." replied Yumi lightly.

"Yumi?"

"Hm...."

"Lo remember my name?"

"hey are. Name of lo Run. Baruna." replied Yumi without turning towards Baruna.

"Woi! You like to date, don't you?!" baruna shouted as Yumi was already far from her sight.

"No horror to the child." murmured Baruna while smacking her smile.

...•••...