HUSBAND OF MARS
Detective pt. 2
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On Sunday, 09:17....
Right now, Yumi was observing two cool living beings haha-hihi from a distance. He followed Tedjo and Arum secretly.
"Are two people going out at the hospital? Dih, not really capital." murmured Yumi furious. "Dick tedjo! You're jealous, aren't you? You think I'm jealous! I think it is!"
"Look at lo ya, Djo. I'm going to expose your rottenness to the house person." continued Yumi while displaying her grin.
"You'll make it. I am gini." Monologue Yumi again while tidying up her fake mustache.
"Lo's mustache is a bit slanted. Here, let me take care of it." said someone who had just arrived, but Yumi had not realized who someone was because her mind was still struggling with dating Tedjo.
"Thank you" said Yumi still unconscious.
"Lo has glue, right? The mustache can't stick it. It's hard." said someone.
"This is intent or not? Lo tuh—" Yumi's sentence stopped once she knew whose interlocutor.
"Astaghfiullah!" Yumi was shocked.
"What are you doing here?" yumi asked someone who was none other than Baruna.
"Ngerapiin lo mustache. I'm here to help you! Do you forget that I promised to help you get done? But why did you forget? It's strange." Baruna replied a bit upset.
"Keep, why would you wear a bunny costume like this? Aaaa funny really~" asked Yumi as she slowly hit the rabbit's head.
"It's my disguise. Cool, right?" baruna replied excitedly.
"It turns out the real thing that is said to be green aliens. Lo emang rabbit bahenol. Tlook!" Yumi clucked in admiration as she rang her tongue.
"Oh Allah, Yum. I told you not to call me that."
"Why indeed? I like it." Yumi sneers.
"Yes, call as you like."
"Mas Baruna is a good boy." Yumi smiled happily, then rubbed Baruna's hair gently.
As if bewitched, Baruna suddenly smiled.
"Lo so...your mustache is okay?" baruna asked doubtfully.
"Huh? Why anyway? I'm going to be posing as Om Adam."
"No, I mean... WHICH OM-OM IS WEARING A DRESS?"
The egg?
Yumi bengong for a moment, then observed his appearance that had not been realized.
"Lo wants to be an om-om, but instead wear the same high heels dress? Is there an om-om?" ask Baruna in frustration.
"Hehe...." Yumi only grinned while releasing her fake mustache.
Baruna was in despair.
"Now what are we going to do, Run?" ask Yumi.
"Once the story is like this, follow your instinct. They are really dating or not. But, if looked at up close like this, they look like dating. My instincts are strong" said Baruna lightly.
"You know, they don't fit in at all." Yumi walked first with emotions ignited. "Come, Run!"
"Whoi, Yum! Wait!" Baruna pursues Yumi with great difficulty due to the costumes she wears. "Why costumes are so plump?!"
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At the hospital entrance....
"Sir, come on, sir. The time of my unyu rabbit is like this not allowed to enter anyway?" baruna complains at the hospital security.
"Sorry, Mas. Still can't. It's a hospital rule."
"It's not my real stomach, sir. It's just a costume. Why can't a bunny get in anyway? This includes body shaming, sir? Do you want me to report to Seto?" Baruna is desperate.
"You want to come in, please take off the costume. Lots of kids here. I can make them cry."
"What is my costume like?" baruna asked, starting to fall off.
"The costume is too vulg*r huh, sir, huh? Sir.nih rabbit does not wear clothes, but just outside doang, sir. The person inside is still wearing it" Yumi said convincingly.
"Stay not. Please, obey the rules here."
"You don't know if this includes discrimination against bahenol rabbits!" baruna exclaimed at the security guard.
"I'm just doing my job, Mas. Do you want to pay for the needs of my wife and children? My wife and I have twelve small children." the security guard replied.
Baruna and Yumi were silent for a moment.
"But, Sir.... Please help me this once, sir. I'm nyamar, sir. I just wear shorts inside. If my costume is loose, when I am a colloran here, sir." persuaded Baruna with a clear face.
"Did Baruna roll over first let you tell her to come in?" ask the original Yumi who made Baruna round her eyes funny.
"Don't do that, too, Yum. Don't you know this heavy costume as much as my sins to my parents?" baruna whispered with a furious face.
"Lo's coming in, isn't he?" ask Yumi.
Baruna just nodded.
"I'm saying I'm mah."
"Yes, Mas. Roll over first!" the guard orders while holding a smile.
"Don't laugh, sir." Baruna started to lie on the floor, then rolled around like a watermelon.
Yumi and the security guard laughed.
"People are funny, right?" Yumi was very satisfied to see Baruna roll over.
"Yes, Mother. Clayey. Pant*tnya very plump." said the security guard seemed entertained.
..."Uday, already, already. Now I can go in, right, sir?" ask Baruna impatiently....
"of course. I've worked hard."
"Thank you, sir" said Baruna and Yumi.
"Together, Mother, Mother." The security guard took off his hat while confirming his somewhat messy hair.
Yumi just passed by, leaving Baruna who was still lying on the floor.
"Yumy! Help me out!" exclaim Baruna tired. "You're running away."
"Lo noh costume bring real shit. My amazement." said Yumi while helping Baruna get up.
"I should've worn Dora's costume." murmured Baruna.
"It's late!" exclaim Yumi.
"Better late, right? Than at all?" Baruna let out her mutiara words.
Yumi then seemed to think.
"Lo's aware of it, Run? This security guard looks like Bang Awang?" yumi asked after being some distance away from the security guard earlier.
"Yes, that. Bang Awang's father." replied Baruna soberly.
Baruna and Yumi then continue the reconnaissance. However, his second step stopped once he saw Tedjo and Arum go into the gynecologist's room.
"Why did they go in there?" Yumi's heart stopped beating.
Baruna only noticed the look on Yumi's face that had turned irritated without commenting.
"It's real isn't it, Run?" yumi asked as she pinched Baruna's cheek.
"Aow! Why are you pinching my cheek?" ask Baruna wonder.
"Gue wants mastiin if this isn't a dream" Yumi replied without feeling guilty.
"Emang is not a dream!" baruna was upset.
"They're really dating, aren't they, Run? But, why this stage? Then...why didn't Tedjo tell me?" mumbling Yumi. This time he was really sad. "Gue is his best friend."
"Bang Tedjo is so. I'm also her best friend, but I'm not telling her. Anyhow possible, Yum. I believe Bang Tedjo is one hundred percent. You believe it too, right?" Baruna tried to calm Yumi down.
"I believed in it at first. But, after all this writhing, it's hard to believe." Yumi was still staring blankly at the room that Tedjo and Arum had entered earlier.
"For example, their allegations of dating are real, it does not mean our guesses if they go to the obstetrician is also true, right? Just relax, Yum. Our surveillance isn't over. I will still help you find your best friend's girlfriend. Bang Tedjo is also my best friend. I also don't want Bang Tedjo to choose the wrong girl" said Baruna at length with a sweet smile.
"Don't smile doang lo. Laugh too dong. Haha...." Yumi pretended to laugh.
"Cringe. Haha...."
"Hahaha... My plump bunny is~ Woi, Run? You have registered insurance for ******* this buxom lo?" seduce Yumi while banging the butt of the costume that Baruna wears.
"God! This is not my original*****, tau!"
"I am aja lo. I've been excited since first sight."
"Oh Allah, Yum! Conscious lu! I told Mr. Lo yes!"
"Where is this? We're gonna look out." Yumi panic.
"Come on." Baruna pulled Yumi's hand gently, then invited her to sit on top of the gurney.
"Why am I sitting?" ask Yumi.
"Pretend to be sick again." replied Baruna.
"No want! I don't want to get sick!" reject Yumi.
"Guman pretended this."
"It's like that, you're fine."
Baruna just resigned, then put herself to sleep on the gurney.
After that Baruna and Yumi were ready to act.
"Whoever, please! My rabbit wants to give birth! Huweee... hiks croot~ hicks crooooooot!" yumi exclaimed furiously while pretending to cry.
Baruna gave a rough breath. "Ouch! It hurts! So sick! It's a contraction!"
It did not take long, finally everyone including the sisters and some doctors also surrounded them.
"Why are you guys being treated?! My rabbit has been pregnant for seventeen years! Now she's giving birth!" exclaim Yumi.
Tedjo and Arum who had walked out of the room were shocked to see the furore, but they could not see what was going on because the crowd was blocking their view.
"Excuse me, sister. Why again, huh?" ask Tedjo to a nurse.
"There are rabbits that give birth, but not female rabbits. She's making a fuss." replied the nurse as she was.
Tedjo and Arum O-Ria.
"What a big rabbit" Tedjo murmured.
"Yes, Djo. Let's go." said Arum.
"Come on."
Seeing that Tedjo and Arum had left the hospital, Yumi who pretended to cry had finally acted as if nothing had happened.
"HUH? YOU WANT A BERRY, NCI? YES, LET'S GO HOME." take Yumi along while helping Baruna get off the gurney.
(fyi: berry equals ee)
"Excuse me, excuse me." Baruna and Yumi just passed by, leaving the people he had already infuriated.
"Pursue them!" exclaimed the security guard who was furious to see the actions of Baruna and Yumi.
"Run!!!" Baruna held Yumi's hand.
Baruna and Yumi stop running, after making sure no one is chasing after her anymore.
"Lo want some more?" asked Baruna with a breath of excitement.
"Lo crazy! Fortunately, you can still run in costume. Where pant*tnya come here and there."
"Stop say that! Or I'll like you!"
"Huh?"
"What's? I said what?"
Yumi's confused. "Bahenol! Baruna bahenol!"
"Have a son!"
"DOG!"
"Huh? Why are you talking rudely to me?" Baruna was shocked when she heard Yumi's words.
"DOG!"
"Whoi, Yum. Lo why the hell?"
"DOG! THERE'S A DOG BEHIND YOU! RUN!"
They also ran as fast as they could to avoid the fierce dogs that were chasing them.
"IT'S ALL WRONG, YOU KNOW!" yumi is still running.
"GOOD!" sahut Baruna.
"Maha...." I don't know why Yumi was happy when she was with Baruna.
"YUMY?!"
"PAAN?!"
"LO BELIEVE ME, DON'T YOU?!" baruna asked still running.
"SOMEWHAT!"
"KALO GUTU, I'LL BE THE ONE WHO SURVIVES!" pekik Baruna scares.
"YEAH! TRUST ME!" answer Yumi resigned.
"I SAID JUMP, YOU JUMP?!"
"OK!"
"THREE, TWO, ONE! JUMP UP!"
With resignation, Yumi follows Baruna's orders.
Byuuurr!
Baruna and Yumi jump into the lake around the hospital.
"Run, Run! What's going on here anyway?!"
"This is the only way to avoid being bitten by a DOG!"
Yumi then walked to mainland—afraid to become Mermaid Man and Barnecle Boy, Ceunah.
"Huweee." Yumi sneered, complaining her dress was smelly and dirty.
"Whoi, Yum! Help me. The costume's heavy in the water."
"Some one said it." teased Yumi as if she had not heard Baruna.
"Whoi, Yumi! Don't you share my fate?" ask Baruna.
Not until the heart, Yumi finally helped Baruna out of the lake.
They walk to each other's homes.
"Gue doesn't want to be a detective anymore" Yumi muttered as she walked away.
"Gue also does not want to wear this unlucky costume anymore" muttered Baruna blankly.
Baruna and Yumi were busy with their own thoughts, regardless of the people around them who were paying attention to their circumstances.
"Don't see me so dong, sir" said Baruna staggering as if drunk.
"Don't you! I want to laugh at it. Haha...." Yumi chuckles.
"Haha.... Whoi, Yum? You kick try****** the costume. Water gathers there, make heavy costumes."
"Ready, go!"
Yumi kicked the bunny costume ass with satisfaction. It's like he's venting all his emotions right now.
"Ouch!"
It seemed, Baruna and Yumi were really frustrated.
"Woi, Yum. I think we should change clothes first. My feet feel like the water is still calm inside" said Baruna.
"Huh? You still want to go on?"
Baruna nodded. "Yes, that. I'm still curious. You're not curious?"
"Well, it turns out lo kepo too. Yes, I'm going with you."
"Lo sure? You want to follow me in a change of clothes?"
"God! That's not! I mean, I'll follow you on your mission!" yumi clear.
"Siip. We met at this point, huh, Yum?"
"Oghey." Yumi nodded steadily, as did Baruna.
They ran in different directions to go home.
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