HUSBAND OF MARS

Adudus

...•••...

Early in the morning Yumi woke up, while Tedjo was still sleeping.

"Morning, dear." said Tedjo in a distinctive hoarse voice waking up in the morning sunny day.

There is no lawfulness.

"You know, I'm not going to kiss." Tedjo hit the bolster pillow with his growl.

"Let me laugh, huh?! Anjim! Who the hell is lying to me?! Why is it always you that I hug?! Why not Yumi!!" tedjo exclaimed at the innocent bolster pillow.

"ALLAHU AKBAR!" Tedjo suddenly gasped in shock as soon as Yumi appeared with a striking appearance.

"Gapain lo make your old uniform?" ask Tedjo while gawking.

"...."

"Woi! If her husband is answered!" exclaim Tedjo.

"Gue wants to move to my old school again! I don't want to go to school with you! You're making me ashamed!"

"Lo still talking about that? Heh, you also go along in embarrassing yourself."

"Keep, do you want me to blame myself?"

"Huh?" Tedjo brought his ears closer to Yumi's lips.

"Huh, heh, hoh, huh, heh, hoh!" yumi said grumpily. "Udah! I'm sick of looking at you!"

"What kind of lunch? Lo doang who's sick of seeing my face! Doang, you know!"

"Gue hasn't even had breakfast yet! Why are you eating my lunch, huh?! Want me to eat lo?!" reply Yumi fierce.

Tedjo suddenly smiled.

"Yes, Yumyum. I want to be together lo" said Tedjo with a hoarse voice making Yumi's cheeks flushed.

"God! What the hell lo!"

"Yumyum...." Tedjo starts to approach Yumi.

"WOI! SUTEDJO!"

Yumi pushing Tedjo's body made Tedjo take a few steps back.

"What do you want, huh?" Yumi's breath is hunting.

"Gue just wanted to do my job."

"What duty?!" Yumi was getting upset. "My lying job?!"

"Huh? What do you mean?"

"You want to have dinner with me, so why did you meet Arum last night?!!"

"Huh? Lo see? That means you could come there? Heh, woi. Why don't you just meet me?" furious Tedjo.

"Just ask yourself!"

"Oh.... So, you're jealous of Arum?"

"...."

"You want a funny story, don't you?"

"Lo joke? I'm spraining again!" exclaim Yumi.

"Ehem. One day a very stubborn princess was scolding the prince whose looks were not flat." Tedjo smiled proudly.

"Sweety!" Yumi grunts.

"But instead of hearing the explanation from the handsome prince, the princess continued to nag him. It's a pity." continued Tedjo.

"Any prince is a liar like you?" reply Yumi.

"Oh Allah, Yum. Arum just hitchhiked through doang."

"How was the ride?" Yumi frowned.

So, at that time Yumi did not really see everything clearly. Yumi, who was already upset, immediately left without seeing all the events.

Yumi was choked to see a figure that was not far from her now. At first he wanted to approach the man, but was soon taken down as soon as a girl appeared in front of him.

"Huh? Lo turns out, Djo? You're here too? Why lo?" arum asked as he approached Tedjo.

"Hi, Rum. I'm waiting for someone again." replied Tedjo with a smile.

"Have you been waiting?" ask Arum to Tedjo.

"No really. I also just got nyampe. Oh yeah, who are you here with?" Tedjo smiled sweetly.

"Bareng guelah's girlfriend. Where's your boyfriend, Djo?"

"Huh?"

"Yes, you didn't come here with a boyfriend. Someone you're waiting for is your boyfriend, right?"

"Gue's waiting for me" Tedjo said.

Arum chuckles. "There are lo. Yeah, I went there first."

"OKAY. It's good fun, you." Tedjo chuckles. "Arum?"

"Yes? Why, Djo?"

"If you ask a place, ask for a map." - Tedjo. "Mount... ocean... granny~ house mountain.. ocean.... granny~ house"

Arum almost laughed, if he didn't hold it.

"Siip." Arum is gone.

That's the Tedjo version of the story.

"Gue thought it was Baruna who invited me to dinner together. I am ashamed of you. Look at me." regretted Yumi.

"Eat the same night Shaun The Sheep, not the same Baruna." Tedjo looked at Yumi with a kiss.

"Oh!" Yumi grunted annoyedly.

"Eh, dude. So, you met Baruna?" ask Tedjo, staring.

Yumi nodded.

"Damn." Tedjo pulled Yumi's hair.

"Aow! What the fuck lo?! This includes domestic violence, you know!"

"Lo deserved to find it. You may have met Baruna without my knowledge. Don't you know if I've been waiting for almost four hours?" Tedjo was getting upset.

"Why are you so guilty of me? I also don't know how to make me misunderstand." said Yumi felt guilty.

Tedjo sighed. "Udah, no, no. I'm totally nginget."

"Keep me how's dong, Djo?"

"Udah. I'm sorry."

"That's not what I mean."

"Well, continues?"

"Gue's ashamed to see Baruna."

"Udahlah. Baruna will not think. He was also often embarrassed in public, but he never apologized to me" Tedjo said lightly.

"Lo's this time, isn't it?"

Tedjo nodded convincingly.

"Yes, really. At that time he swore his drink into my pants, but instead of apologizing he even gave me advice. The base is a bunny." Tedjo.

A moment later, it pops into Tedjo's mind of memory as he spills a drink into Baruna's pants.

"Udahlah. Let's go to school, but change your uniform first." Tedjo ordered.

"Are you sure you're leaving now?" ask Yumi.

"hey are. Why the hell? Still ashamed of you and Baruna? Oh, my God, Yum. I told you kalo—"

"Gue's ashamed of you!" cut Yumi. "Lo go to school and get Angry Bird?!"

"Armghhhh!" Tedjo immediately rushed to the bathroom.

"Curtain! Mending me just yesterday." muttered Yumi while holding her smile.

...•••...

Yumi sneaks into her class. It's nothing, he just doesn't want to meet Baruna for now.

"Baruna oh Baruna... Last night I took care of it, right?" yumi muttered in the heart. "Baruna oh Baruna? How I don't call—"

"Yumi!"

"Whoa!!" exclaim Yumi.

Baruna emerged from behind Yumi while chuckling.

"Night!" greet Baruna while showing her sweet smile.

"Lo try to tell me about last night?" Yumi frustrated. "Lo lupain aja dong, Run! Shame me!"

Baruna smiled at his smile.

Yumi then sat on the third bench and followed Baruna who sat behind her. The Legend's Seat.

"Gue was confused to see lo" said Baruna who had approached Yumi at her desk.

"Well, are you confused about me?" ask Yumi back. "Living with the eyes doang, very complicated."

"Lo don't feel weird, do you?"

"Why the hell?"

"Gue see you care so much about Bang Tedjo?"

"Yes, it's okay dong. Her name also helps each other." Yumi replied nervously.

"How exactly do you help doang?"

"He-uh. I told you Tedjo is my best friend. I've known him since he was a zygote."

"Wuih." Baruna amazes.

"So you don't want to be a detective anymore?" ask Yumi.

"That's it! We can't waste any more time. Come, Yum. I will help you uncover the mystery of Bang Tedjo" said Baruna excitedly.

Yumi breathed a tired sigh.

"Tell me if you want a story. I am ready to hear. But please, don't tell me about my fondness." joked Baruna.

Yumi smiled in anguish. "There's an ax around here, isn't there?"

"Sir? I think it's in my bag." replied Baruna jokingly.

"Don't be an anarchist like Bang Tedjo, Yum. Cassian."

"It's the nut I want to cut off."

"Udahlah, Yum. Don't hold a grudge against anyone. Better in the story." Baruna bleaches.

Yumi took a deep and long breath. "Can I trust you?"

"Yes, no. Hehe.... But I am a good listener. At that time, there was an old beggar who was sick. It's a pity that I see it." said Baruna with a sad face.

"Keep, what are you doing? Are you a good listener for him? Or do you make him your father? Or give me some help?" asked Yumi with a serious facial expression.

"Because I'm kasian, I just give money to him, but I said first 'wait ya?'." joked Baruna crisp.

Yumi snorted as she chuckled softly at Baruna's joke.

"Udah. story here story." said Baruna while approaching.

Yumi sighed for a moment.

"So gini. I was very similar A gegara he was so the same B. Keep A like this, keep B like that. Well, then again, the same A B so before my eyes. Argha! Overall I squirm the two" Yumi said with an annoyed face.

Baruna seemed to be thinking hard.

"I'm sprained anyway." continued Yumi.

"You mean that A is the same as B, what the hell? Or is that B the same as A, is that it?"

"Come, Run. Terrifying me. Put your hearing senses well. He said it was the same as A. So, A is the same as B. And the B is the same as the A."

"It can be repeated again, can't it?"

Yumi gave a rough sigh. "Do you know, Run? So, B is the same as A. Si B tuh. I think so too, too."

"Certainly? Why is B the same as A? That's why you say that? Oh, my God, Yum! I mean A's the same B so what the hell? Like each other, is that it?" baruna asked in despair because she still did not understand the meaning of Yumi's sentence.

"Gue doesn't mean, Oh God." Baruna was really frustrated.

"Si B is the same as A." Yumi again felt guilty because Baruna did not understand her words.

Baruna carefully digested word for word.

"Yes, I know that part. But, that B is the same as A is so what...?" ask Baruna gregetan.

"Lo I just push it into the abyss, will you?!" Yumi growled. "Here you go, Run! Lupain's! Mumet me!"

"I should have mummified. The story is funny, you know. Where I was dizzy first the same story lo. Evidently dong, Yum." persuaded Baruna to Yumi.

"Lo just needs to focus. F-O-K-U-T. FOCUS!"

"Udah. tell me who I am. Who knows I know, right? Bang Awang likes Caca?"

"Not anyone."

"What does Tedjo like about Arum?"

"Huh? Really huh? I-I mean, not Tedjo!" Yumi gelagapan's.

Baruna smiled wryly as she looked at Yumi suspiciously.

Yumi turned her eyes.

"Well, what's the matter with Tedjo?" elak Yumi kentara's.

Baruna chuckles. Yumi looked adorable at this moment in her eyes.

"Let's say Bang Tedjo, let me understand" said Baruna later. "Say the same as A... 'At the age of the lo now do not spread too much charm. You don't want to be labeled a flirty om-om, do you?'. I watched Bang Tedjo laugh. I think I'm a kid."

"It seems interesting if I talk to him while throwing stones in his face" said Yumi growled.

"Don't that also dong, Yum." prevent Baruna.

"Well? How come you're sticking to him anyway? Anyway I want to smash his face with pebbles instead of natural stone." explained Yumi.

"Stay away. He will hypnotize you with his sharp eyes" said Baruna as if giving advice.

"Lo's too worried about me, Run. I'm immune to playboy."

"So, are we really talking about Bang Tedjo?" ask Baruna again.

"Huh?" Yumi frowned.

Baruna was silent, waiting for Yumi's next words.

Yumi suddenly laughed. "Yes, no. You said just think of Tedjo again we talk to let you understand. Did you forget the hell? Hehe...."

Baruna. "Where do you know, if Bang Tedjo likes Arum?"

"The Awang said that." Yumi.

Baruna smiled as soon as she heard Yumi's reply. At this moment, Yumi was already caught off guard.

"Ehem." Yumi did not dare to look at Baruna anymore. He's really embarrassed.

"Just don't forget to say the same Bang Awang if he really likes to spread the charm" said Baruna.

"Tedjo, you mean?" yumi asked, unaware that it was Baruna's trap.

Baruna smiled again.

"Ah, that's it. Ntar I said the same Awang do not win the same lo." said Yumi.

Baruna chuckles.

"According to Mas Baruna, Neng is sweet" said Baruna while gently rubbing Yumi's head. "Utututu~"

...Yumi looks like she's stung by a bee. His heart is beating hard....

"Lo's the best, Yum!" exclaimed Baruna while giving her thumbs up.

Yumi blushed in embarrassment.

"Kok you so blushing that?" baruna asked confusedly.

Simultaneously, Yumi directly hit Baruna's arm so anxious with the puffer rabbit's behavior.

Baruna immediately darted, escaping from Yumi's rampage.

Yumi finally throws Baruna with her shoes, but fails as Barunalah catches her shoes.

"Woi! Turn my shoes around, bunny puffer!" yumi exclaimed while walking uphill.

"Some!"

"You want to sell?!"

"Huhaha...."

...•••...

"Yumi!" greet Awang with his special crisp smile.

Yumi instantly developed her smile, replied to Awang.

But when Yumi looked towards Awang, her eyes suddenly widened. Yumi was stunned to see the romantic scene that was not far behind Awang.

"Lo want chicken thighs, Yum? I just bought it. Why did I buy? Yes because the seller said the chicken thighs are so soft, crazy. You wanna see? His father gondal-gandul noh." said Awang at length, but not heard by Yumi.

"But don't tell Bang Isaac if we eat chicken thighs. Ntar she's angry—"

"Woi, Bang! The nutmeg lo noh! Singkirin first!" yumi said as she pushed Awang aside.

Crew limb until finally fell down.

"Ouch!"

Yumi, who realized Awang had fallen, finally helped him stand up.

"Don't cry you." persuaded Yumi.

"Lo thinks I'm a boy!" Awang sneered.

"Tuh, right! I said don't cry, don't cry! Your crybaby!"

Yumi then asked Awang to walk to class.

"Ouch..duh... hehehe...."

"Don't laugh. I've heard it."

After completing his responsibilities to Awang, Yumi immediately found the whereabouts of Tedjo—, the accused who had just dated Arum.

Tedjo looked at Yumi with his beloon look.

"Nake?" yumi asked while pretending to smile sweetly.

"Enak." replied Tedjo innocently. She thought Yumi was asking about the fried watermelon she had just eaten.

"Wish you really enjoy it yes, until you do not realize that behind your pants are dirty!"

"Huh? How dirty is it? I was just having lunch with Arum."

"Not realizing you are so cool. Cup.... It's so good my friend this one. Here, I clean you up!" Yumi suddenly pulled out the broom she had hidden behind her, then hit Tedjo's butt with a growl.

"Drug! Whoa, Yum! Why do you want to know?! Can't you wait to get home?"

"Can't!"

"Woi! Duh! Yummym! If you don't stop, I'll punish you!"

"Lo thinks I'm scared!"

The look on Tedjo's face changed immediately by displaying his grin and looking at Yumi with a sharp look.

"Lo's sure?" tanya Tedjo sounded serious.

Yumi stopped hitting. "God! Don't look at me that way!"

"Why stop? You afraid I'm the law?" tedjo Goda.

"Absolutely! I just don't want to come back because of you!" Yumi denies.

Tedjo chuckled softly. "Do you know what my punishment is?"

"What?"

"Kiss...."

Yumi quiet. His heart felt stifling.

"Lo's jealous, huh?" ask Tedjo then.

Yumi looked at Tedjo cynically, then displayed her sweet smile.

"Fuck you." growled Yumi, then a split second her face turned sullen and it looked adorable to Tedjo.

Yumi just passed by. He clenched both his hands while massaging them furiously.

"Yumyum, my dear wife~" Tedjo looks at Yumi who disappeared from before him.

...•••...