
"Married to Jasmine, then grandma masakin three times a day every day."
Gibran and I immediately coughed at my grandmother's spontaneous joke until we scrambled for drinking water that was mine because Gibran's glass was empty because he was too greedy to eat.
"That's my glass!" my protest was still coughing when Gibran managed to snatch my glass when I had not finished drinking.
"Be told not to be stingy!" he said after gulping down the drinking water in my glass.
I could only glance at her cynically then take a pitcher of water and refill my glass and drink with satisfaction afterwards.
"Gue isn't divided by water?" gibran protested while raising his empty glass.
"Take it yourself!"
"Wife-to-be don't do that!"
"Hey!"
I screamed, I almost choked back to Gibran's provocative remarks and seeing how my grandmother laughed now, she managed to make the awkwardness between me and Gibran go away.
"Yes, you continue to eat. Grandma wants to shop because there are cake ingredients that have not been bought. Alhamdulillah there is a penance from Ms. RT for the study the day after." said my grandmother as she moved from the dining table.
My grandmother does get her income from selling cakes and catering sometimes, but she looks tired today, I suspect her blood pressure rose because I was suddenly difficult to contact earlier.
"I'm the one who bought it, Grandma. Write down the materials you want to buy."
"It's a shame."
"It's only seven o'clock, grandma... The supermarket is deket."
My grandmother did not answer, she seemed to think but she occasionally touched her nape. I didn't want to force it because it would only make my grandmother's blood pressure go up, she was always stubborn even so I couldn't stop worrying.
"Later on, Jasmine." Gibran suddenly spoke.
"I don't need to be alone."
"It's okay to make up for the longing."
What happened to Gibran? He had twice made me almost choke because of his words.
"Oh my goodness, this grandma gave pellets to grandma's cooking? How come Gibran's so flirty?"
"Well, bad to think of grandma herself. Very bad loe jasmine! I'm a grandchild, I'm ready to change!"
"Don't macem-macem ya!"
My grandmother laughed again even though she had to massage her eyes. It seems like our behavior is back to what it used to be that always gave my grandmother a headache from always fighting.
"You are the one who left..."
"Yes!" I cheered because there was something I wanted to buy too.
"But in the Gibran mosque." continued my grandmother before stepping into her room.
It looks like Gibran smiled happily to hear my grandmother's decision was different from me who immediately frowned.
"You continue to eat the abis change clothes and keep shopping."
I could only sigh in annoyance, instead of being unhappy if Gibran accompanied me just that his existence would definitely make me awkward.
***
I sniff my armpits because I haven't had a shower after a long day of activity but luckily the fragrance of detergent my grandmother used to wash my clothes was able to dispel a little of the smell of my sweat.
"Jeez continue to be kissed, scented!" gibran said as he pushed the shopping trolley, he looked annoyed that I was still sniffing at my body.
"Loe come along anyway, I'm not going to take a shower first right!"
"Duh, this virgin is yes... Elo if you take a long shower."
"Yes the name is also a virgin yes must be long time to shower so fragrant, seger, beautiful..."
"What are you trying to take a long shower for? The deket-deket loe is not just me, or lest you deliberately let me be tempted huh?"
"Dirty loe!"
"I'll tell you the hell, which guy wants to deket same girl eror kek elo if not me."
"Well, yeah, you ate the wrong thing, huh?"
"Today I just eat at home loe yes, lest grandma really-don't love incantations let me be fascinated with loe."
"Well, you poor grandson loe!"
Gibran laughed at my teasing, he always claimed to be my grandmother's granddaughter all this time.
We then continued our steps, looking for one by one a list of ingredients that my grandmother had written until we arrived at the perfume tester.
Without having to wait, we who were still not bathing immediately ran to the place of the tester who happened to be quiet.
"It's your favorite white musk!" Gibran immediately recognized the scent of my favorite perfume in the row of testers and immediately sprayed it on my body and sniffed it.
"The wind is so loe." said Gibran who was still sniffing my clothes until I had to hold my breath because Gibran managed to make me tense.
"Great boy." again after smelling my scent, he stood up again and looked for perfume for her, "look for dong change."
"This is what you normally use!" I immediately sprayed the Citrus scented perfume mixed with the musk and at the end there was a soft Jasmine and Lily scent on my wrist for Gibran to confirm. Gibran does prefer a soft fragrance instead of masculine.
"Well, soft man like I fit this."
"Faces can be cold, hearts as cool as spring..."
"Hueeek!"
"Is pregnant, huh loe? We are not married!"
"Gibrans!!!" I closed my mouth immediately before the people around us misunderstood, especially most of them living in the same housing complex as us, there will be rumors spread quickly if we are not careful.
"Loe's crazy, huh? People will think we know strangely!"
"What weird?" ask Gibran after I let go of his mouth.
"You are!"
Gibran smiled, he knew clearly what I meant but he instead said, "luckily my brain is as clear as morning dew."
"Loe's brains are more polluted than the times Ciliwung knows not!"
"Shuttt!" Gibran covered my mouth with his finger, I know because all his secrets are on me including the collection of adult comics he secretly hid under his bed.
"Udah cepet spray a lot." pinta Gibran diverted the conversation while stretching out his hands. I lazily sprayed the perfume a lot before the tester came to rebuke us.
"Does it smell right now?" ask Gibran confidently.
I then sniffed his body and he was already fragrant even though he had not taken a shower but I was not as good to flatter him as he wanted.
"Still smelly." I replied lying while covering my nose with my hands.
"Times?" As if Gibran could not believe my answer, he continued to sniff his jacket into his shirt.
"I'm sorry..."
"Bau dry, Gibran... Don't whack!" really, there was nothing more adorable than Gibran's expression right now let alone that he was still busy sniffing his body and spraying several times the perfume on his body to the top of his head.
"Come on me! If it stinks why do you want me to hug earlier?"
"So I cry so my ovaries must be clogged so don't kiss" I replied as I stepped on our shopping trolley and purposely left Gibran behind me.
"Jasmine!" I flinched as Gibran pulled my body until my body turned around and instantly reflexively hugged him.
"Kiss well, smell good right?" said Gibran who held my waist tight without letting go.
"Geez, Gibran will be seen by people... Leasin!"
"Not until you tell me I smell good!"
"She! Loe stinks!"
"Kiss really dong!"
Oh my God, how do I avoid if the smell of Gibran's body makes me dizzy not because of the smell but because I'm tensed half dead.
"I smell, it stinks! You haven't had a shower!" another in the mouth, another in the heart. I still don't want to admit it!
"Loe also belom bath but why do you smell good?!"
"It's because I've changed my clothes and I wear perfume too."
"No matter if you smell good, I also smell good. We're a package!"
"No, it can't be!"
"Can!"
"No!!!"
"Kiss again!"
I was really surprised, Gibran's childish side kept me from thinking because he even raised one armpit high and pushed my face to get close to his armpit.
"Don't be crazy, loe! I was told nyium ketek loe anyway?!" I protested firmly while trying to get away from Gibran and his crazy behavior.
"So I kissed ketek loe, right, why don't you want to kiss my ketek? I don't have two!"
"Sedeng loe! Oh wow!"
"Kiss!"
"Sir"
"Kiss..."
"No! No! Gibran please!"
"Jasmine please kiss..."
"Why are you asking to kiss Jasmine anyway, sister?"
Gibran and I turned to the voice and we quickly moved away from each other.
"Ruby's..." Gibran stepped closer to her, his expression looking tense as he approached Ruby.
"You're dating now?"
***