NEMESIS SWORN BUT MARRIED (JANDaku)
MBTM 2 (Usai Ijab Kabul)
What dream was I, until forcibly married by Mr. RW and the citizens of all. Alifah and I have only been 17 years old. But we married young and the status has now changed to husband and wife.
I don't understand what I'm supposed to do now.
Actually I'm not a very bego-bego guy either! You know, if married people automatically do what the night. Yes, first night! People prefer to call it duren.
But I... duren split with Alifah? My nearly three-year-old mortal enemy is my storm partner?
Hicks...! Sori-sori, Jack sori!
Not that I'm not interested. Nor is Alifah unattractive. That's not.
Three years as a friend forced one class, I pretty much know a lot of body shape changes.
He used to be an eel aka a fart bundle. Now, it can be said to be quite shaped as well as the body. Listen to the news, because he follows gymnastics in the parking lot of the village every week.
There are also those who say, Alifah deliberately diet in order to eliminate the bad stamp of the farting bundle that I have pinned to him.
But, want him to turn as big as an electric pole for me he's a fart bundle.
Maybe I'm evil. Or cruel as a man. But for me, it's a very fitting nickname because I think everything that comes out of his mouth is like a fart.
His fierce congor and always lured me to make a scene seemed to have no cure.
I myself do not know, until when this household will remain standing. Surviving every onslaught of his words that often make me itch if I don't reply.
We sat together on the side of his bedroom.
My family agreed to leave me to the Alifah family for a few days. The rules of the game, we spent a week at Alifah's parents' house a week later living at my parents' house.
Just now my mother's father left after discussing with Papa and Mama Alifah about education as well as our daily living costs. The cost of school is still borne by their parents. And for the additional cost of living one person is still borne by parents who are part of the residence.
How else. Hhh...
Fortunately, the Chairman of RW and the residents still want to be invited to cooperate not to divulge the problem that is more precisely called disgrace to the ears of the school environment.
I almost wanted to poke the face of Mr. RW and Mr. Mugimin, witnesses who first saw me with Alifah in a public toilet room.
I've told you many times, we have no ill intentions. But the basic yes, the netizens. As if assuming myself even said I was ready to lower cel*na and Alifah was even plain without b*sana. Ck ck ck...!
We agreed to cover up the news of this impromptu wedding from the school and friends.
There are some friends whose house is not far from my alley, but different classes, I have bribed freely online wifi as much as in my parents' house as long as I keep my mouth shut.
Raden and Thunder were of course pleased. For them, chat with their online friends is more fun and free of obstacles with my wifi network than pansos so bigos in school.
Uff... Be safe!
Me and Alifah yawned to each other.
Our eyes are sleepy. Our bodies are equally tired. These two days were the most exhausting for me. It also seems to be for the Alifah, as his eye bags provide a real alibi.
For sure two nights he cried constantly lamenting our unlucky fate.
Hm...! How else, there is no other way for us to avoid this situation.
Until my stomach feels bloated and a little sore, until...
The prooot!!!
"Yes, iteem! The smell of your fart!"
Sontak Alifah scrambled away from her seat while covering her nose.
"Gee! Fart me ain't as extreme as fart elo, Bambang! If you want to fart, attitude you try to use, Semprul!"
"My farts are of this national standard! I have an SNI patent!" my belaku makes Alifah back nyolot with bulging eyes.
Hadeuh! Though earlier Ijab kabul her beautiful glowing face very fitting with her calm. Why is it now changing again like a dakocan who is ready to pounce.
"It could be lo katain I buntelan fart, whereas the fart maker same b*ker it's elo! We are so this is because of the bunker lo that is not in place!" alifah spray makes my lips pursed, manyun.
Si*lan! But really, that was his word too!
I try not to heed her chatter.
It's night, I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep. And the most comfortable place right now is my soft bed.
I spread my body with a long breath.
"Where am I sleeping?" tanyanya ketus but her face red saw me who was lying at will.
"Whatever lo! Sleeping on the tiles can be too!" ngasal reply.
And it's true. It turns out that girl is at the level of a god. He pulled the pillow I was wearing until my head was swollen, and lowered it on the floor after a thick bedcover blanket became the expanse.
"Ck ck! Baperan is so you're a person? Why do you sleep there if there is a foam mattress bed up here?" namelku upset.
"Relieve it! One bed with elo! Smell fart!"
"Lo thought my fart came from the exhaust of the wreckage! Smells the whole thing! Naek ga lo's? Don't make me ashamed! Really too much lo?! Naek ga?"
"Ga will!"
"Damor!"
"Ga want!!!"
"Damor!!!"
The relentless commotion. Of course it makes me angry.
I lifted his body with anger already in the crown.
Eh? I thought her body was heavy, it turned out! Hahaha.., this is a plywood-type body!
With one lift, Alifah is now on my bed with a face with red, yellow, green. It's been very similar to a traffic light whose error lights up all over.
"Why? Wanna mad? Wanna sulk?"
He glared unblinking. But I'm not afraid.
Anyway I'm a man. My strata are far above her who is only female. And I am now a priest, said pak amil penghulu lecture earlier.
"Sleep!!! We go to school tomorrow!!!" hardikku firmly.
And this time it worked.
Haha...! Finally, this granny menguewek will also obey my words! Yess...! I have talent to be a leader too!
Alifah sleeps with my back. I did the same thing. No matter what his mind is. What matters is that tomorrow I want to go to school. After two days of skipping without explanation on the school.
...❤BERCONNECT❤...
