YUMNA AZZURA'S

12 caterpillars and anacondas

Yumna was enjoying her solitude in a cafe, she ordered drinks and food for her.

Yumna was upset, it was a holiday and Lily kept talking about the man she was going to marry. He is kind, obedient, affectionate with parents, who will certainly also love his wife later, he is a patient person, he...

Huft. Yumna exhaled her breath violently. I don't know when my mom will keep setting him up.

"Of course until you bring your girlfriend here. Mama's been waiting too long Yumna!!" Lily growled while pointing at Yumna's forehead, as she asked when the mother would stop setting her up.

Again Yumna breathed a tired breath. It is not easy if his affairs are in contact with the queen in his house that cannot be denied.

Yumna wants to call Tia, a little vent will usually make her feel relieved, but Tia is on her honeymoon to Greenland, there is no way Yumna will disturb her best friend. If Yumna had any friends. But unfortunately only Tia was sincerely friends with him. Since Junior High School, they only want to approach Yumna because she is the daughter of Bima Satria Mahendra.

Yumna became confused herself, tapping her phone into her forehead while closing her eyes. Trying to figure out who it will tell the story.

"Grandma!" yumna exclaimed, "why do you remember. Aahh the son of a bitch!" cursed himself. Yumna sought out the grandmother's contact and promptly dented her. Yumna hopes that Ratih's grandmother or Adi's grandfather can help her out of this matchmaking problem.

A few moments Yumna called.

Yumna closed her call in annoyance.

"Free!" grunts. "I should have known that grandma was older than mama, and they wanted a great-grandchild. Ooohhhh mylife!!! How's this!!" Yumna pursed her lips, and bowed her head, landing her forehead several times on the table. Then two seconds later Yumna raised her head.

"Fire Adit!" Yumna exclaimed, self-exciting.

Although a little doubt because Papi Adit is still one server with his mother but who knows if papi Adit can help. Or Yumna should ask mami Celia to help seduce papi Adit. Yumna grinned until she saw white teeth. Nodding his head he was about to dial a number.

"Who's first. Papi Adit or mami Celia?" Yumna. "But. if you call papi Adit, papi could have told papa or mama, but if mami Celia, can also tell mama." There's nothing better. Yumna broke her intention. His smile disappeared immediately.

"Mother Nila.." akhh!!! Nothing is right! Especially mother Nila.

"Mother would agree with me very much." Yumna was frustrated. Remember mother Nila is very compact with the mother.

Yumna picked up her cold drink, and she drank it half. There was no way out that he could think of anymore. Repeatedly seducing her mother and father, nil! What exists will even get worse by advancing the matchmaking event. Even Yumna herself did not know who she was! Ughhhhh sucks!!

Yumna re-drinks his drink maybe if the drink runs out his brain will be clear and who knows have an idea to get out of all this trouble. The food in front of him still looks intact earlier only in eating a few small pieces that even Yumna felt no taste.

Yumna gasped in shock when someone accidentally nudged her arm from behind, until the nearly finished drink spilled onto her shirt.

"Aaahhh." yumna cried annoyed. He stared silently at his dirty clothes changing color. His mouth was gaping in disbelief, how could someone so carelessly bump into another when the state of this cafe was not too crowded!

"Sorry ibak. Sorry!" a man's voice apologizes.

Yumna who was feeling annoyed she kept the rough glass in her hands onto the table then stood up. He was about to scold the man.

"Cams... Aakhhh!!!" yumna screeched as she looked at the person in front of her. Yumna stared in annoyance while placing both her hands on her waist, she pulled her jaw to the left, biting her lower lip in annoyance. Is the world so narrow?!

"Yumna?" Haidar raised both of his hands in front of his body. "Sorry Yumna, accidentally!" said Haidar then took a handkerchief from his torn pants pocket. She was about to wipe Yumna's clothes herself.

"You what?!" yumna growled as Haidar leaned in.

"Clean your clothes!" said Haidar casually and then moved his hand back. Yumna grabbed the handkerchief before Haidar's hand touched his shirt.

"No need, thanks!" yumna said, then cleaned her own clothes. He had started to be lazy and did not want to argue with Haidar.

"The world is narrow!" said Haidar then just sat in the chair in front of Yumna. Yumna raised one eyebrow. Staring in wonder at the man who was now sitting there leisurely, taking Yumna's food and devouring it leisurely as well.

Yumna put her phone in a bag, picked up the tissue she always carried in her bag, and then went to the toilet to clean herself. His clothes were dirty from the spilled drink.

"Did the world start shrinking? Of all the people why does he keep meeting me? Can't it be Andrea Denver or Sean O'Pry?" yumna grumbled along cleaning her clothes with water. His clothes were clean now, only wet now. Chilly. Better than dirty!

Yumna returned to her place, she still saw Haidar there playing his phone and continued to pluck his food.

"Pasrah deh, even though he was kicked out also like a laler, difficult to get kicked out." Inner Yumna. Yumna Lazy actually met with Haidar, he was dizzy and met with Haidar will increase the level of dizziness many times.

Yumna sat back in her chair. Fold both hands in front of the chest.

"Why is it still here?" yumna asked, it was more subtle than Yumna had to say, why not go?

"Gue keep the elo bag! Afraid that someone will take it. Just go to the toilet!" said Haidar relaxed and then put food back in his mouth.

"Gue's hungry, can't you eat, right?" Yumna turned a lazy eyeball staring at the contents of her plate that was almost finished.

"It's almost over why did you just say?" the story goes, Haidar only grimaced displaying a smile like a child who was caught doing wrong.

"Hehe, later let me pay for this food, besides elo also do not want to eat right? If the old message, I'm starving again. The elo drink was also finished first!" said it.

"Why, if I drink first instead of the food? It's up to me, dong!" yumna said fiercely.

"It's usual to talk! don't be so hard!" Haidar put food back in his mouth.

Yumna snorted in annoyance. I don't know when this shitty guy can be polite to her. Yumna is not used to me, but because of Haidar now Yumna fluently speaks in such language, even just looking at this man himself like he was stung by a bee and immediately felt hot to his brain!

"It's what keeps me going!" yumna was upset. Haidar.

"Gue isn't a sprite or coca cola!" stirring Haidar took his last meal and chewed it slowly.

"Enak, fill me up!" Haidar leaned himself against the chair and stroked his stomach.

"Sadly there's no drink!" chirped Haidar, even he let out gas from his mouth.

Yumna kicked Haidar's chair from under the table. Haidar flinched and raised his face looking at Yumna.

"What?" Ask casually. Yumna just fell silent annoyed with her pouting lips.

"Oh forgot me. How many were there? Fifty is enough?" tanya Haidar took out a fifty thousand piece of money from her wallet.

Yumna. The drink was already close to fifty thousand and Haidar only paid fifty thousand for food that cost more than that? He did not end up thinking with Haidar, not condescending, but Haidar with the condition of such a wallet dared to go into the cafe? And the appearance of Haidar... Geez!

"What kind of warteg?!" Yumna pinched the base of her slightly throbbing nose. Haidar really made her more dizzy.

"Eh, less is it?" asked Haidar he then reopened his shabby purse. Take out twenty thousand blisters and put them on a fifty-fold sheet.

"Not less?" asked Haidar, he was about to take out purple money but before it was really taken out he put it back in. Yumna just gawked at Haidar's annoying behavior. 'Sok-sok-an eat at the cafe!' Inner Yumna shook her head.

"Make the fare." said Haidar while grinning. This time made Yumna pat her head hard and rub her face violently.

"Yes, I am full, if there is more take it. Don't give it back!" said Haidar quietly with a smile, then got up. Yumna was back in wonder. Scratching the back of his neck that didn't itch at all. How could he meet such an annoying bin freak like Haidar?!

Not yet over Yumna thought her fate met with Haidar, suddenly Haidar again sat there, covering his face with a palm, making Yumna a little surprised. Though he was sure that Haidar was a bit far from where he sat.

"Eh fumigated..."

"Sstt." Haidar placed his index finger in front of his lips.

"Don't be noisy!" his sweat. Yumna turned to the right and left astonished at Haidar's attitude, then realized something.

'Someone must be chasing again!' inner Yumna slightly sneered. I don't know when this man will realize if he continues to be in touch with loan sharks his life will be miserable.

'Eh but he is already miserable!' inner again. 'He may be executed or severely mutilated as he was in the news, because he cannot pay the debt!' Yumna shuddered in horror at the sight of Haidar's body being dismembered and dumped in any separate place.

"Eh, ely..."

"Sstttt...!" Haidar pulled Yumna's hand until Yumna flinched forward, now their faces were thirty centimeters away.

"Don't talk yet. Quiet down!" whispered Haidar.

"What the hell is that? But no one's after you." Yumna whispered as she looked in every direction she could. No one is chasing Haidar.

"Not about the chase now, but the others!" keep whispering.

"What?" Yumna started to wonder.

"Gue wants to be married!" haidar's words surprised Yumna.

"What?" pekik Yumna straightened her body, reflexes. Some people stared in wonder at Yumna. Haidar again pulled Yumna's hand making Yumna lowered her head as before.

"Ih diem dong, how unreasonable is it that I want to be married?" asked Haidar with his ignorant smile, super duper smile sucks.

"Aren't you?"

"Who is married to? The loan shark kid who minjemin elo money?" guess Yumna's origin, Haidar just smiled with a smile, making Yumna sure it was the case.

"Well, what's wrong? The important thing is that you survived the mutilation because you can't pay the debt!" yumna. Haidar only glared slightly surprised at Yumna's thought. "What?! That's better, right? Instead of the mutilated elo continue to spread in the streets mending elo in mating with his son. Debt paid off, elo can also live a good life!" Yumna.

"Enak, aja!" dengus Haidar was upset. "Gue does not want to have a bini whose body is too over. It's crazy if you marry him, you can die of my frenzy!"

Yumna giggled amusedly, imagining what would happen if 'it' did. Again shudder a little cringe feel hot too because in addition to shadowing 'it' umm... During the first night even Haidar who was under the body of an over-bodied woman was equally innocent, and... Heat... Thinking about Haidar's future made him a little sultry.

"Iler you're shrinking!" ejek Haider. Yumna reflexes shrank the corners of her lips that were nothing.

"His son, I don't drool!" hit Haidar's arm. 'I'm not traveling!' inner Yumna was upset.

"Lagian elo shadowin what try, as comfortable as your own smile? I think depressed people know!" cerca Haider. "Definitely not thinking about me?" guess it. Suddenly Haidar crossed his hands in front of his chest. "Well, if you think of the macems." said Haidar to Yumna.

"Cih, think what? gatel I think of Elo! Elo tuh kayak caterpillar for me, if deket, make me gatel." circus Yumna.

"But this caterpillar can also make you addicted, it can even make you ask in garukin. The caterpillar could turn into anaconda again!" said Haidar upset because he was likened to a snake feather.

Yumna became ashamed of herself by Haidar's ambiguous words.

"Elo, what the hell is it. I'm disgusted with it!" pinch Yumna on Haidar's arm.

"Sick neng, just play pinch! Elo again also bring all caterpillars! So I brought anakonda too!" not wanting to give up.

Yumna straightened her body back up, sitting leaned back on the chair. His back was sore because he kept his head down for so long. Somehow Yumna just said that when Haidar pulled himself and looked down for a while.

"Get my back!" yumna explained, but Haidar still held his position. Yumna found it funny to see Haidar's face that looked unusual.

"Haydar?!"

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Well lo, Haidar, who is he?