My Last Port (You're Not a Shit Carrier)

Teasing the newlyweds

Gilang went into the room when he heard the voice of Alisa who was arguing for nothing with Mak Ijah.

''My money is Napa anyway?!'' Mak Ijah chuckled as he said that.

''No. Mak ijaaahhh. I actually fell out of bed loohh not because it was so! Can you see I'm not wearing clothes?! Ishhh.'' said Alisa grumbling.

The newly entered cross chuckled small. He approached Alisa and sat at the head of the bed. He sat right on Alisa's head on his stomach.

''Look, Gilang! Your wife is shy cat! Though he was the most agile when you fought?'' goda Mak Ijah again with a laugh.

Gilang just chuckled. ''We really fell out of bed, Mom! Not falling because soan.'' denied Gilang again.

''The pump really is you guys?'' god again.

Alisa and Gilang are getting embarrassed. ''Open your clothes, Lis! How do you want to see your waist if you wear clothes?''

''OKAY. Let me take off your shirt, baby. Wear a glove, right? Make it easy to massage?'' say Gilang to Alisa.

Alisa nodded. ''Yes, you're a scabbard, that one!'' point Alisa at Gilang's holster.

Gilang nodded, immediately taking the scabbard and helping Alisa to undress.

Mak Ijah who was concocting massage oil also smiled. Finished with his medicine, Mak Ijah sat on the edge of Alisa's bed still decorated with white cloth.

''We started huh? Do you also want a Gilang massage?'' goda Mak Ijah on Gilang.

''No need, Mom! I can go to the gym later. In the room Abang already has the tool kok.'' said Gilang still with a smile.

Until the narrow eyes are getting narrower. Mak Ijah chuckled. ''Bismillahbornrahmanirrahim, waduh! This is really bad Lis!'' Mak Ijah was shocked when he touched Alisa's waist.

He pressed her a little. ''Allahu! Pain, Mak!'' peekkit Alisa's.

Gilang who was nearby grimaced. ''Swallow, Mak!'' said Gilang who could not stand the sight of Alisa grimacing.

''Hadeeeuuhh. It can be crooked if not straight! You are Gilang! Masa' combat is not about anyway?! It's so bad sprained her! Must fast this week!'' celtuk Mak Ijah teases Gilang.

Gilang rounded his eyes. ''What?! Pu-fasting a week?! Ah, this madam! Masa' yes just breaking the fast again??? Ishh..no ah! Can rust my sea wood dong!'' exclaimed Gilang so surprised.

He was not aware of his words that made Mak Ijah laugh out loud. While Alisa, hit Gilang's arm cross paths.

Bugh.

Bugh.

Bugh.

''Allahu Akbar! Sick baby! Is that what I said really? Can dizziness my head if I don't get rations!'' say Gilang again.

Mak Ijah increasingly can not stand the behavior of the newlywed couple. ''Hahaha... hahaha.' Mak Ijah's laughing voice rang out to the entire room of the two of them.

''Ishh... How the hell is that talking about it?! Diem! Shy Hubby!!'' alisa's exclaiming further sank her face into the pillow.

Ma Ijah, laughing. Satisfied today to tempt them.

Mak Ijah does know, if Gilang and Alisa are only legally bound, not yet religiously valid. That was.

And now, Mak Ijah just found out if they just got married. And coincidentally, he also wanted to order a cake at Alisa's store.

It took half an hour to massage Alisa's waist that was sprained because of the fall earlier.

''Well, it's done! Remember Gilang! Don't fight Alisa first! A week! You have to fast for a week! There is no objection!'' the Goda Mak Ijah

Gilang's face that was originally sumringah now turned gloomy. Alisa who could not bear to see the face of the grim husband, laughed loudly.

Mak Ijah also laughed when he saw Gilang's face become sour. ''Hahaha .. got you By! Don't touch me for a week! Remember that!'' seductress Alisa anyway.

''Can't do! One second can't stand it, one week anyway! I want to die because of a headache!'' sahut Gilang was so upset.

Again, the laughter of the two people grew louder. ''Hahaha .. will not be up to a week By. at least the day after tomorrow can be. Is it Mak?''

''Jiaaahhh.. Can't stand it turns out he fasted a week? He even turned himself in! Hahaha ..'' Goda Mak Ijah again.

Alisa is embarrassed. Gilang also smiled after hearing Alisa's words earlier.

''Haha. alright. I want to order a cake for tomorrow. There's an event at Mak's house. Mau arisan family. Make a message steamed sponge one hundred picsis, banana sponge five baking sheet, pandan sponge two baking pans. The same moss pudding is eight pans.'' said Mak Ijah to Alisa.

Alisa immediately recorded Mak Ijah's order on her phone. ''Risoles isn't it?''

''Hooh, forget Mak, Lis! His risoles are five hundred picsis. Hehehe... A lot huh Neng? Sorry. if it interferes with your holiday.''

''No what Mak. Are you a regular customer at my cake shop? Just like bude Yuli! Momentarily, I talked to my employees first huh? Yes, hello assalamualaikum, Fitri. I have a duty for you. Make a hundred picsis steamed sponge, a five-poyang banana sponge, a two-poyle panduan sponge, a moss pudding of eight pics, the same risoles of five hundred picsis. Tomorrow. To tomorrow. Order at our branch cake shop if there is no main store. Just take me home tomorrow morning, jam?'' Alisa asked Mak Ijah through her eye code.

''Jam ten in the morning.''

''Ten o'clock in the morning. Hah, yes thank you! Take good care of the shop. The day after, I entered as usual. Okay, Yea. Assalamualaikum.''' Alisa's speech immediately he closed his cellphone connection with his main store.

''Udah, Mom! Tomorrow, ten o'clock in the morning Mak's here to grab his cake huh? I can't drive, Mak, do you know my waist still hurts?''

''Haha. Yes Lis. Calm.. Mak will come tomorrow. Rest huh? Mom go home first. You guys just rest! Lah, loh? What is this??'' ask Mak Ijah on Gilang.

He was surprised when Gilang put a thick envelope in his hand. ''For Mak, the additional charge is tomorrow! Acceptable! Don't refuse! I don't accept rejection!'' resolutely Gilang.

Mak Ijah is not feeling well. He smiled, Okay, I accept. Thanks son. May your families always be happy, life ages together until death to pick you both up!''

''Amiinn. thanks for the prayer.'' said Gilang and Alisa simultaneously.

Mak Ijah chuckled. ''Is it true compact, Lis? Remember Gilang, don't touch Alisa just yet! Could be dangerous later for his waist! Fasting first! A week!'' goda Mak Ijah as it passes.

Gilang clucking. ''Ck! I don't want to Mak! Can stiffen this sea wood if it is not moistened with the same Alisa field!'' answer her annoyed.

Mak Ijah laughed. ''Just fasting! There is no objection!''

''No way!''

''Must!''

''Don't want to, Mom! How the hell?!'' gerutu Gilang was getting annoyed.

Alisa could only laugh to see the behavior of Gilang and Mak Ijah who teased each other about soan.

''Fasting a week!''

''No way!!'' sahut Gilang again.

Mak Ijah laughed. It passed after Gilang opened the gate of their house.

''Remember Glory! Fasting week!''

''Don't want to! And don't want to hear!'' ketus Cross. Immediately he passed leaving Mak Ijah who kept laughing because he had managed to tease him.

''Ishh... Where can I fast for a week? One second didn't touch her my lower head was throbbing. Ishh..'' grumbled Gilang immediately entered his house and closed the door of their house.

Heading to the top where Alisa was to memapah the wife, to perform the ashar prayer that was left behind because Alisa in Mak Ijah massage earlier.